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Goons in 'not understanding humour' shocker. The irony is ridiculous considering which website you're on too.  To add something though, I really don't care what sex any of the presenters are so long as there's a bit of piss taking and joviality regarding challenges and such. Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jun 8, 2015 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I'm not sure saying " I want to face gently caress someone" Is humour. More like a statement. This is more because you can post while having your mouth full rather than the idea itself not being funny but instead of putting rude thoughts in your head about a mouth full of cock and someone trying to speak I'll just leave it there. *ahem* :bigtran:
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Jun 8, 2015 19:51
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Jealous Cow posted:Over 80 is "attempted vehicular homicide" or something, with the mandatory sentencing kicking in after 90. That way they have huge leverage in negotiating the charges down to massive fines in exchange for dropping the criminal charges. ...so if you were doing 81mph on a freeway which are places for cars to drive fast you'd still get charged? I forget what the limits are on freeways and poo poo are over there, it varies, right? Here's it's a flat 70mph with the only exceptions being 'smart' motorways which have massive lit signs above the lanes telling you the current speed.
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Jun 11, 2015 22:07
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To answer the "Is Chris Evans a car guy?" question... http://www.motoringresearch.com/top-cars/the-chris-evans-car-collection-0521976651
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Jun 17, 2015 12:29
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*edit: aimed at Wamsutta ^^ you're saying that like the Top Gear that just left wasn't remarkably scripted and fake. I'm not even suggested I had a problem with it but it was in no way as off the cuff as some people seem to believe.
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Jun 17, 2015 15:33
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Apparently they're accepting applications from anyone. Can we get 13inch on the show please?
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Jun 18, 2015 15:28
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captainOrbital posted:Idris Elba, Mike Brewer and Noel Fielding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yaoiL5srGQ 4.23 - 5.25 Pish.
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Jun 18, 2015 18:34
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Keldoclock posted:Like our very own Becktastic's motoventuring series. Link plz.
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Jun 19, 2015 08:53
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I love Stewart Lee and that article was just so typically him, dude's a great writer, very intelligent and yes, a complete whiny old fart. It's what makes him so good. Look at all the people that adore Charlie Brooker despite his writing being sub-par... gently caress it, get Lee on the new Top Gear, everyone is so convinced it's going to be poo poo why not just torpedo the gently caress out of it with Lee in the passenger seat? :P
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Jun 22, 2015 09:39
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...and the people whining about Stewart Lee just make this whole thing more amusing to me. You do realise this is exactly what he does best whether you like it or otherwise? It's exactly the same as Clarkson being a fat, mildly racist, opinionated stuck-in-the-80s dickhead. That's his whole 'thing'. I'm lollin'
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Jun 22, 2015 11:17
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:What, being a complete unfunny and highly punchable oval office? Yes. Just in a slightly less 'wow look at me' manner than most celebrities. He's not going to ruin your fun so getting angry about it is just dumb and that's what's making me smile. He's utterly inconsequential. He shouldn't matter to you because he doesn't matter. Getting annoyed about poo poo that doesn't matter is tumblr's forté.
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Jun 22, 2015 11:42
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Just for the record, which Socialist Whole Wheat High-Colonic (99.44% Marxist-Leninist Original Recipe) Party do you belong to? The Pizza Party.
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Jun 22, 2015 12:20
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djdanno13 posted:Oh Jesus stop bitching about Lee. The bit about may being the alpha male in the group was hilarious. If you can't laugh at someone tearing down your idols then you probably can't take someone making fun of you which probably makes you a bit of a douche. I'm not saying you have to enjoy the act but to get upset about it is as stupid as, well Lee is about top gear, which is part of the charm. b-b-b-but cars! 
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Jun 22, 2015 16:15
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HotCanadianChick posted:Clarkson is actually funny though. It's almost as if what you're stating is a matter of opinion. Imagine that, people liking different things! What a world we live in!
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Jun 22, 2015 19:16
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InitialDave posted:Having met many people, I can completely understand Clarkson's position. 
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Jun 22, 2015 23:28
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Combat Pretzel posted:v ...then it's obvious Lee isn't a comedian for you. And that's fine. Other people find it funny because that rant is just so loving long and detailed and over the top, it's almost a Poe's law skit because he doesn't actually mean it but he's saying it in such a manner that you honestly don't know whether he does or not.
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Jun 23, 2015 08:43
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hopterque posted:Your posts in this thread have started making a lot more sense now that you've made clear that you're dumb as hell. Because suggesting people are getting annoyed over nothing is dumb. Got it. I should just troll the thread instead and call everyone out for being thin-skinned babies no better than those on tumblr who take every slight personally. I'm sorry your only interaction with people is via a monitor. 
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Jun 23, 2015 09:26
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What even is humour?
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Jun 23, 2015 10:14
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Wasabi the J posted:Whatever the opposite of your posting is. Humour is this thread entirely, it's loving brilliant that people get so wound up over a light entertainment show and some nobody comedian making fun of the presenters. Why do people take this kind of thing so personally when in the grand scheme of things it affects nothing in your life bar an hour a week of your TV viewing? Bape Culture posted:I HATE jokes. And that's why I love these gay forums. Same.
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Jun 23, 2015 10:42
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Wasabi the J posted:
It would be lost on the person who would watch an hour of cock-jokes revolving around cars because it isn't aimed at them.
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Jun 23, 2015 11:55
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Humphreys posted:OK, this baffles me., I've heard that term a lot over the years and don't understand it. Wouldn't Public School boys be less posh cos their parents cannot afford a private school education? I'm not trying to be funny or ironic. I just cannot figure it out. Private school kids here are the posh, public is paid by the government. Public school relates to a bunch of ye olde very posh boarding schools for rich people. We also have private schools which are kinda the same thing but not as well connected, the differentiation being public schools are open to any race, colour, creed providing you have the cash but private schools can have rules about who they let in. Regular-rear end schools are just known as schools, or state- funded schools.
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Jun 23, 2015 12:48
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Symphoric posted:You immediately assume everyone expressing an opinion against Stewart Lee is a frothing at the mouth lunatic hammering at their keyboard, when the only frothing at the mouth lunatic hammering on a keyboard I've seen in the last few pages was when I read that article by Stewart Lee himself. And then you smugly call out goons for reacting to a television show while fervently defending an unfunny dude whose only claim to fame is doing the exact same thing, only in the most incoherent and embarrassing way possible. And then when someone rightfully points out what a raging hypocrite you are, you smugly pat yourself on the back for trolling everyone so hard by throwing down the puppetmaster card. You cut me deep, man. What's that saying about arguing with someone whose opinion differs from yours? Tends to galvanise their beliefs, right? I'm not here to convince anyone Lee is funny because I fully understand that people's taste in things is different and that's cool, those who like him get to enjoy his drug-fuelled rantings about pop culture among other things and those who don't like him don't have to. Everyone wins. The bit that was making me lol was the reaction to someone very few people know talking poo poo about something they like. And I never claimed to be trolling or have pulled a puppetmaster routine, just stating that people getting annoyed at someone that doesn't matter is silly, trivial, inconsequential. To end, a cartoon; 
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Jun 23, 2015 13:12
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Symphoric posted:I totally agree with you on this. I think Stewart Lee is pretty bad, honestly, but if people enjoy his stuff then that's cool. I wouldn't want to take that away from anyone, just like I wouldn't want to take away anyone's right to dislike him. If you go back and read what I've tapped into this keyboard you'll find I've never stated people are wrong for thinking he's poo poo or are 'concerned' about it, more explained that the way he does things is the way he's done things for years and his form of comedy is rather dark, bizarre and over the top and you should just not let it bother you. Can we kiss and make up now? :bigtran:
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Jun 23, 2015 13:44
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mustard_tiger posted:gently caress you 88h88 
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Jun 23, 2015 22:31
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PT6A posted:Is it just me, or does he look like a complete twat? All I'm saying is I'm really loving glad the US has James Corden over there otherwise I fear that fat prick would've been in with a chance of presenting. It could be worse, much worse. But yeah, Evans isn't the best choice in all honesty.
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Jul 14, 2015 19:00
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wolrah posted:Amazon does have some pretty substantial music licensing deals for their various streaming and sale offerings, so while they won't have the BBC's wonderful ability to use literally whatever they want I doubt they'll have much trouble. The soundtrack was like browsing through my own collection and pulling out stuff I haven't listened to in forever. If the new selector isn't the same guy then it'll be sad times, he had an ear for stuff.
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Aug 3, 2015 09:04
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CornHolio posted:Is there a clause in there that allows him to punch anybody he deems deserving of a punch? I would genuinely watch a show where it was everyone's job to rile Clarkson to the point of him flipping out and trying to fight them.
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Aug 4, 2015 15:02
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CannonFodder posted:Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan. Send the idea in. I just want to watch.
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Aug 4, 2015 16:13
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InitialDave posted:So a more middle-aged version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_niiQfeWc? Pretty much.
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Aug 12, 2015 08:49
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Preoptopus posted:Oh i dno, he quite likes American wine.. The US does better wine than beer. Or rather the beer that's available tends to be shittier than the wine.
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Aug 21, 2015 09:45
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quote:European beer buffs are well aware that the current craft beer trend started in the US Yeah that's such a weird comment, I've been to a pub in Cornwall that's been brewing its own stuff since 1400 and that's most definitely a craft beer maker. It's older than the USA... :P quote:The Blue Anchor is one of the oldest original Inns in Britain that continues to maintain a working brewery. Dating back to the 15th century, the Inn boasts 600 years of brewing! Originally a monks rest house, which produced a strong honey based mead, it now produces a variety of 'Spingo Ales' to traditional recipes. 
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Aug 22, 2015 11:23
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AcidRonin posted:Right but I think he means being able to purchase it in stores and makeing it more prevalent. We didn't invent craft brewing but we made it so idiot college kids care about what their drinking, at least to a certain extent That makes more sense. It was always available here from pubs, not so much from stores.
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Aug 22, 2015 13:25
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Ola posted:In the post-television age, there's still something to be said for television making skills. Editors these days are loving awful. :/
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Oct 13, 2015 11:22
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meatpimp posted:This is what I find most sad/hilarious/stupid. People are fixed that there MUST be a binary wrong/right in this situation. Yes, Clarkson made a bad move. He attempted to mitigate as much as he could and moved on. The little bitch, on the other hand, is also wrong in that now he's trying to monetize a bloody lip into a six-figure payout. It's lol that you keep referring to the guy as 'little bitch' and 'pussy' Dude, seriously. He's not trying to get into your pockets so let Clarkson take the hit for being a complete idiot who couldn't hold his temper. Also chillllllllll 
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Nov 16, 2015 13:20
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KozmoNaut posted:This is the worst thread... 
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Nov 16, 2015 22:07
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blk posted:This thread is basically every gossip mag at the supermarket checkout. So Clarkson DID finger his mum's best friend before taking a poo poo on top of the wedding cake at his brother's calypso themed wedding where he was getting married to an entire midget circus?
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Nov 20, 2015 12:30
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Man buys cars from stealership at a stupid price. Man is surprised when stealership tries to gently caress him over.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:39
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kimbo305 posted:What would be far more interesting that Ring times for different cars would be Ring times for different journos in a spec car, or Top Gear lap times. That would be interesting, you'd finally see that the vast majority of car journos (like most journos who review anything) are just chancers.
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Dec 10, 2015 09:54
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It's like people haven't realised that journos are often just people with degrees in writing and a passing interest in a subject. They quite literally let any idiot write for magazines and newspapers these days but then if you were paid to write words about cars wouldn't you drive like a complete arsehole? The fastest car in the world is a rental car and all that...
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scuz posted:...is a strong suggestion that nobody at the BBC Knows What They're Doing... This is actually true though which is why they pay a whole stack of execs ridiculous money and still the only fantastic stuff they produce is the David Attenborough documentaries.
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