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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It amuses me to no end that the Keira Knightly photoshop boobjob is the only thing that people tend to remember about that movie. Wasn't it supposed to be one of the big summer movies in whichever year it was released in?

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Spatula City posted:

Well, I liked it a lot at the time. It was really cool-looking, though, and at the time I saw it (at a drive-in theater, which really enhanced it) Clive Owen was my FAVORITE ACTOR EVER. It has a stellar cast, led by Owen, Knightley, Mads Mikkelsen, Joel Edgerton, Ray Winstone, Stephen Dillane, Stellan Skarsgard, and Til Schweiger. I'd like to revisit it some time to see if it holds up.

It made a fair amount of money world-wide ($50million in the US, but made back its budget internationally, taking in $150) so quite a lot of people obviously went to see it. But do people actually really remember it outside of the whole spot of bother with Knightly's breasts? It doesn't even get brought up in any other context either.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I thought it looked like he'd just realised he'd left that girl behind on one of the other posters.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Nuns with Guns posted:


Kind of reminiscent of some of the older Bond posters.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007



Latest Cosmopolis poster. Pretty much the same as the teaser, but with the background and colour changed. The teaser was pretty boss, so it could be worse.



French Moonrise Kingdom poster - they appear to be using an actual cast photo, which is a nice change. It may be a photoshop, but nothing really leaps out as being "wrong" like other ones.



And to bring the tone down a bit -

Ice Age 4 posters. I guess the 3rd one was profitable enough, didn't see it so I can't comment on the quality of the film. These posters are a bit poo poo though.





edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Apr 13, 2012

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Let's talk about posters.



I know a lot of people here dislike this movie for various reasons, but I thought it was alright. I think this poster is quite brilliant - it's a simple design that gets the theme of the film across perfectly. The red hoody evokes the image of Little Red Riding Hood - a vulnerable, innocent young girl, but at the same time, it can also be a warning of the danger she represents. She has her back turned to us, so it feels like we're a predator sneaking up on her. She's standing on a bear trap, using herself as bait, which adds to the sense of danger as well. It probably doesn't need the text at the top, but in my opinion, this is a top notch poster.





This poster tells us a lot about Travis Bickle - he has his back turned to society, which according to this poster is urban decay and pornography. He's solitary, with his shoulders hunched as if to protect himself from a harsh, cruel world that is full of filth and scum that needs to be washed away and nothing really stands out about him. You'd probably lose him in the crowd, if he wasn't standing alone. I also wonder how many people got tricked by that tagline. It sounds like it would be perfectly at home on a poster for a movie like Fame or A Star Is Born.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Only this one, apparently.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

A reverse GIS on the first two took me to a Prometheus fan art site, so that's a bit of a giveaway about whether or not they're authentic.

Third one looks like someone slapped the title, "June," the Scott Free logo and Fox logo on to some officially released photos so who knows?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

Thats Danny Devito, not Bob Hoskins.

spamman posted:

That was my thought too, had to look up pictures of Hoskins in the film to confirm it wasn't.

What the gently caress are you guys on about? Get your eyes checked.


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New Spider-Man posters



edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Seriously? Spider-Man looks like he's had lard smeared all over him. The second one in particular just looks so greasy.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The one reflected in the eye piece is the Empire State Building, the one behind him is the Chrysler building. That poster has plenty of problems without needing you guys to start making poo poo up about what's in it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

I guess I ment horse movies in general, and your right, just because I'm sick of the genre doesn't mean their target demorgraphic won't keep paying money to see them.

Is it sad that I can't name one Bob Hoskins movie since Roger Rabbit or Super Mario Brothers?

Already mentioned:

Unleashed - lovely movie, Hoskins is the best part of it.
Enemy at the Gates - lovely movie, Hoskins is the best part of it.
Hook - Some people like it, I don't.
Spice World - it's a cameo.
Doomsday - lovely movie, Hoskins is one of the better parts of it.
Christmas Carol - never seen it.

Also:
Mermaids
Nixon
Felicia's Journey
Twenty Four Seven
A Room for Romeo Brass
Made in Dagenham
Super Mario Brothers

The moral of the story is, watch more Bob Hoskins movies.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The new Piranha 3DD poster is doing my head in.

http://i.imgur.com/H9mFs.jpg - linked because it might be considered :NSFW:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

New Prometheus posters released.










edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

kiimo posted:

I was just about to post these.

What an odd direction for that campaign.


I quite like those posters, if only for the fact that we can get a good look at the equipment in the film.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

What about the Thomas Crown Affair remake which was a serviceable heist movie, except for the bit where Rene Russo's character has to stop everything in the middle of exposition to guzzle down a soda (a Pepsi, I think) while everyone waits patiently for her to finish?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Das Boo posted:

When I saw the promo for this in a theatre, I was convinced that John McClain had made his way into the new GI Joe movie. Not only did it turn out not to be true, but no one else knew who I was talking about.

It was a failure all around. :(

loving hell. Find new friends.


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Here are the character posters for On The Road




edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I guess we're supposed to immediately recognise the characters or something, but I've never read any Kerouac, so it means nothing to me. I'm sure the people Kerouac based his book on weren't half as pretty as that cast though.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Mr. Squishy posted:

Is there any reason to care about this film if you don't like the book? I've heard a lot about it, but it's all boils down to "it's the first film adaptation of this well loved book".

It's doing a fantastic job in ensuring I'll probably never see the movie with quotes from the book that I'm sure are meant to be profound statements about whatever. "I love love?" "The road is life?" gently caress off.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Jesus christ, enough with the product placement derail.





I'm in two minds about this design. It's kind of lazy with a lot of empty space, but at the same time, it's sort of reminiscent of road signs which I guess makes sense.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Slasherfan posted:

I thought they pulled this movie because of what happened to Trayvon Martin.

This is an earlier poster, with just Stiller, Vaughan and Hill presumably making up the neighbourhood watch, complete with bullet holes and green stuff on a "no skeleton faced silhouettes wearing hoods" sign.




I'm guessing the new design with Ayoade's name added to the billing and then his photo placed as the first person in the ensemble is their attempt to try to let people know that it's not going to be like "George Zimmerman: American Hero" or anything like that.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I guess having it explained 10 times a month still isn't enough for some people.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So declare all agreements between the parties involved null and void because you have an issue with poster design. Right.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

But also this




The Dark Knight campaign was more or less focused entirely on the characters, rather than who was in it - up until Heath Ledger passed away. After that, it was "Holy poo poo, look at Heath Ledger as the Joker! HOLY poo poo!"

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ominous Jazz posted:

No movie has enough luchadore.

Even this one?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

kiimo posted:



If you were wondering why the blonde girl from 5second films stopped showing up for a while, now you know.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

And to bring us all back down to earth, take a gander at this piece of poo poo.


edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Dillbag posted:



Sigourney Weaver in the clichéd "walking away from the photoshop explosion whilst wearing sunglasses" routine. Really? Sigourney Weaver?

This one has some new posters. They are not good either.





edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Mel Gibson's latest. Apparently he spends the holidays shooting everyone and being all crazy. Are you sure this isn't a documentary?




edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Was browsing the new release DVDs and Blu-rays at an online store and ran into this... gem.




It's got giant, ruggedly airbrushed Sean Bean looking intense at something but not pointing his gun at it and a bunch of guys running in unison from a series of explosions.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Wasn't there a thread about Danny Dyer films? It's probably been archived, but IIRC, according to that thread his presence was pretty much a sure sign that the movie was going to blow.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

International poster for Spider-Man. It gives us a much better look at the costume than the other ones, but nothing amazing (har har) about it. He still looks like he just went and rolled around in a vat of lard as well.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Apr 29, 2012

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Also, the complete set (apparently) of the character posters for Expendables 2. I've put the returning cast members first, with the new bunch of actors added to the series at the end.






edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So, this is a thing.


edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

She ought to know, she had eight of them in there at one time.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Slasherfan posted:



Someone is about to shoot themself in the head.


What the hell happened to Ewen McGregor's head?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Didn't David Carradine die a while ago? When did they film that?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Dissapointed Owl posted:

or Meat Loaf.

She looks like Lawrence Tierney to me.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

That's so dumb. The meme is so old and dead that 99% of people have probably forgotten about it.

Wait what meme is this?

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gonz posted:

This one.

Must have missed that one. According to that link, the movie's been pretty well received on the festival circuit so I guess it rises above its stupid origins.

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