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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Who is meant to be Farrell's dream woman, there?

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
A comment on how loving boring modern men are, I suppose.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I guarantee you that's a found footage movie.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
"Found footage of an expedition into the Congo jungle where a team of explorers stumbles upon a colony of Dinosaurs."

I hope it's more adventure than horror.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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ZeeBoi posted:



Ugh. This should have all stopped at the first movie. Even with the American remake.

Looks like a sequel to The Loved Ones.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I think Nick Nolte sold me on Gangster Squad. That and Sean Penn wearing Jimmy Durante makeup.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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What in gently caress's name is going on with Guy Pearce in Lawless? He looks like all the flesh has been stripped from his head.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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He's normally a gaunt looking guy but in the trailer, he looks like a starving Crispin Glover.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I'm still amused at people irrationally hating Shia LeBoeuf.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I really loved Paranormal Activity 3, almost more than the first one. That said, this teaser didn't really grab me.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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It's composed in an ugly way but at least it sort of looks like some kind of recognizable scenario.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Mister Chief posted:

Here is a good poster for a film most people probably didn't know existed.



I wonder if they're going to do a prequel set in the 80's. Otherwise, why would they reference a Nagel painting?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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It's too early. I thought you were saying it was a sequel to the remake (which nobody on Earth saw but was pretty good).

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I loved him in Trees Lounge and Black Snake Moan. He's also really great in Die Hard 3. Samuel L. Jackson is a great actor when he's given something to do.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Talks To Cats posted:

I never understood why they didn't just put little white things over the eyeholes. Then he can do the glowy-eyes in the dark thing like in the comics. And it would make him look more menacing!

Looks real dumb outside of a comic book.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Gerard Butler is so drat good in Coriolanus.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Speaking of which, I saw an Atlas Shrugged II teaser that played in between previews, without the MPAA title card. I have never seen that before in my life.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I've seen the MPAA title card dropped a few times recently. Most notable is the Man of Steel teaser.

I'm trying to remember if this is the case and I can't so I trust you.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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You can bet your rear end I'm going to see Premium Rush. Name one other movie like it. You can't.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Stayne Falls posted:

BMX Bandits.

Fair enough.

DNS posted:

Gymkata.

Not quite.

I would have also accepted "Gleaming the Cube". Despite the alleged popularity of extreme sports in the late 80's and 90's, the number of action movies based on them is vanishingly small.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I really, really liked the teaser for Retribution but I can't bring myself to watch it until 2 years from now when it's on FX, and I'm cleaning up or something.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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LesterGroans posted:

I haven't seen a Resident Evil movie since the second one(maybe some of the third) but the Retribution trailer looks kind of interesting. Oded Fehr, Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Salmon being in it again is kind of cool

But basically what you said: It's a watch on TV kinda movie, or catch it when a friend's watching it.

That and the Underworld movies.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Legion of One posted:

Here is a new trend in posters that i'm getting a little tired of.
Lets take a pic from the movie (a very low quality one) and use it for our posters.

We got this poster the other day and it's even worse quality then shown in this pic, think the same pic but its dimensions changed to a regular poster and all distorted.

That's really eye-catching, actually.

ruddiger posted:

In honor of V/H/S/...



Let it be known: Black Devil Doll From Hell owns.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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The Leck posted:

Have you seen Tales from the Quadead Zone? I haven't been able to track that one down.

Never, never, never to my eternal shame. I was tempted to get it on VHS even.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Ez posted:

Yeah, thinking more about it, I guess you could call it a horror comedy. I see it more of a horror thriller though, but maybe that's semantic.

It's barely horror, much less a thriller. It's a horror-themed comedy.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I wish they advertised every "thriller" as "thrilling!".

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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OnlyJuanMon posted:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the OG.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is a sequel to the original.
Leatherface:The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 is the third movie in a trilogy.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is a remake of the original. (And goddamnit, Matthew McConaughey is awesome in it. Probably his best role.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is a remake of the OG
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is a PREQUEL to the remake

Think that's about right.

Actually, TCM3 is kind of sort of a remake too.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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zenintrude posted:

Jeremy Piven? Whyyyyy??

What else is he doing?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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LesterGroans posted:

Buying stylish fedoras.

God I bet he wishes there were more than 24 hours in a day.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Yeah, I actually like that design.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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The premise of that movie is much better than the way it was executed.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Forktoss posted:

According to his own words, when Dead Man's Chest was released, Ron Gilbert sat by his mail box for weeks, waiting for a royalty check that never came. It got really blatant when they introduced the mysterious voodoo lady in that one.

Good thing they then licensed On Stranger Tides, which Monkey Island also rips off heavily.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Yonic Symbolism posted:

Are Monkey Island and POC the ONLY stories about pirates :psyduck:

No but Ron Gilbert was clearly influenced by On Stranger Tides.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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That's not encouraging.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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DNS posted:

I saw Wake In Fright recently (great movie), and I absolutely love the original poster, especially the fantastic and evocative tagline:



That's awesome.

I recently saw No Blade Of Grass, which has a kickass poster as well:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Ez posted:

Wherever children's crayon scribblings are sold.

Hausu was written, at least in part, by the director's 11 year old daughter.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Xenophon posted:

Don't you mean

HOUSE
  HAUSU

Can't confuse it with the other horror comedy called House.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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Yeah, what gives with making her stacked?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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And as pointed out the last time Alice in Wonderland was brought up, it made its money back in Japan alone.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

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I wanted to think this was the case because that was the best part of Sin City.

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