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Alien 3 is like Joseph Stalin personally bayoneting a POW to death while Alien 4 is like Hitler skullfucking a corpse in a Señor Frogs during Spring Break.
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Having watched all four seasons of American Horror Story, I can assure you that Ryan Murphy doesn't understand subtle nuance enough to make that distinction.
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Some studio exec just founded the Dracula Presents film distribution company.
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On the subject of nautical horror, I would be remiss to not mention "The Butcher’s Table" from Nathan Ballingrud's book Wounds. If anyone is into nautical horror, you absolutely, positively have to read that novella, it's possibly the best story ever written about pirate satanists sailing to Hell.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Had to look this up. Kinda He's obviously related to BIG JIM SLADE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ96dy93mP0
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Gripweed posted:Yes, she is a big deal I read this wrong the first time and saw "NATALIA DYER AS BUTTERFIELD" and honestly, I'm more intrigued by that hypothetical movie where the Stranger Things lady is playing a bumbling killer named Butterfield.
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dr_rat posted:Sam's the best and Trick r Treat seriously needs
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Gripweed posted:Shiraishi's traditional films can be hit or miss, but his found footage movies are across the board excellent. Noroi, Occult, Cult, Record of a Sweet Murder, all absolutely outstanding. And the Kowasugi Kaiki File series is probably the best use of a series format for a horror movie series I've ever seen. It builds upon itself and worldbuilds in this really great way where like blind men touching an elephant each entry shows you a glimpse of some much larger something outside normality that you never get hard answers about but instead just slowly grow to understand it's horrifying scope. Basically it does Lovecraftian horror better than any self-identified Lovecraftian fiction ever has. 
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I did read the whole thing and this: is not a thought I had while reading the synopsis, while this:  is a hilarious thing to put on a movie promo item.
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FreudianSlippers posted:My local indie theater has Cult Film Sundays and each one has a custom poster usually by a different artist. These are EXTREMELY cool.
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My astrological sign? Leo rising.
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Mister Chief posted:Turn that frown upside down. 
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Mister Chief posted:It is everyone’s favorite Italian American actor, Chris Pratt. He's so cool.
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Lin Manuel Miranda is just a high school teacher turning his chair around and sitting on it backwards before saying, "Let's... RAP... about the Founding Fathers, yo." And his classroom is a bunch of lib's Facebook pages.
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Gripweed posted:yeah it's about Koji Shiraishi investigating mysterious tapes people send him This feels like a loose follow up to his 2008 one Ura Horror and I am SO here for it.
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Lobok posted:I think in this case it would be appropriate for a lot of head on the posters. A poster for one of my favorite movies of all time, that only has lovely posters available.  
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Gripweed posted:Are you gonna post some porno posters already or were you just bragging?
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lol that purveyor of high-end taste Luca Guadagnino was so offended by a bad poster that he immediately was like, 'NO, YOU MUST TWEET THAT IT WAS NOT AN OFFICIAL POSTER OF MINE'.
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