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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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This was a fairly bad movie, but the poster does a nice job of hiding that fact.


And here's the cover it got for VHS release.

It's a Pyun!

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Went looking for more posters for VHS-era bad movies, and had a tough time finding any of appreciable size (although I did end up buying a copy of Remote Control's poster, which I guess I'll have to upload once it arrives); all I have tonight is this descent into blandness.



Darthemed fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Feb 13, 2012

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Another poster that promises something much better than the movie delivers:

Although this version credits Rob Schneider, so that's a bit of a warning, at least.
Then ended up amazed at how many

versions

of Surf Nazis Must Die

there were.

that last one doesn't really count, since it's a remake/homage you can pick up for $25 at skuzzles along with some other Troma property-inspired prints

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

Yeah, and that is probably the worst, or at least the most boring PF album cover.
I have to disagree.


On topic, it's always nice when a poster for a bad movie lets you know in no uncertain terms that it is a movie you should not see.
For me, there's one poster which comes immediately to mind to fit that description.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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As far as movies with plots that are basically 'we're going to have a party' go, I've always kind of liked House Party, and the poster isn't too bad.

It has the main characters front and center (with tiny girls leaning on a Monopoly hotel) and the sources of conflict behind them. Also Martin Lawrence.:eng99: Overall, it succeeds by keeping it simple, and they're clearly in a house. And hey, it's available on videocassette and laserdisc! And even the Bombay Video version is recognizable as the same film!

the best part of combing GIS for these was probably the appearance of an Eraserhead poster

But by the second film, there began to be obvious signs of trouble.

you'll never guess what site I found this large, non-creased image on
Pajamas appear, so kudos to the poster designer for that. Based on the larger number of tiny people attending this second House Party, it may have even been the same designer they used for the first.

There was, of course, a third film.

Well, there's... the outline of a house! And Emmanuel Lewis as Bernie Mac! I guess they're at least trying to look energetic, the way you might be if you were having a House Party. But look at those girls behind them; angry, disinterested, dismissive, and... Carrot Top with his hair down. Could this be the last House Party poster with even a hint of effort?

Yes.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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homerlaw posted:

And as such System of a Down did so earlier


Which was probably inspired by

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Too much tagline?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

The Triumphant posted:

That poster should have been thrown in the garbage.

Honestly, I think it's better than the 'normal' poster they used:

hey double tagline
The tagline massacre version isn't as representative of the Christmas theme, I'll admit, but it has more of that classic horror poster feel. and less focus on an arm in a chimney

Both are better than this embarrassment, though:


e: gently caress it, here's a good Christmas horror movie poster.

also known as Black Christmas

Darthemed fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Mar 28, 2012

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Went to see DKR, and the theater had Mondo posters for Sleepaway Camp, Gremlins, and Gremlins 2 hanging in the hallway. Gremlins 2 was the one that made me back-track for a second look, though.

Also came across this French poster for Silent Scream, thought it had a good dynamic going on.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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sambafish posted:

That's a nice poster but it doesn't really hold a candle to the original. It actually reminds me a little of the poster for 'Deadly Friend':


It's kind of impressive how little of the actual movie is represented in that poster. Then again, it would be a hard sell of a horror movie if people knew they'd be sitting through this sort of thing.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Two of my favorite spoof films, including the best sketch comedy film.



That Billy Zane really is a cool guy.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
It's nice when a bad American poster

can be improved overseas.

Even if it becomes much more boring in the process.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Vegetable posted:

That poster is in Chinese, not Japanese.

What makes you say that?

e:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
I think these are in order from bad to worse, but it's kind of hard to tell past a certain point.



Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
What's the best way to incorporate a ghost character into a poster?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Last night, I threw on Darkman for some reason. It's definitely a mediocre film, but it does have a nice visual flair from time to time.

The original film's poster is nice, even if it's riding the orange-and-blue a bit too hard.

And the teaser poster made decent use of what they'd eventually be using.
But compared to this concept poster?

I dunno, something about the coloring and layout gives me kind of an Egyptian feel, which (I guess) ties in with his metaphorical death in the movie.
The Japanese posters...


...could be argued to be playing up the silent movie and Universal creature feature roots (e.g., Phantom of the Opera). Unfortunately, they also look kind of lazy.
But then there's the sequels.

Why they glossed over Arnold Vosloo being in this, I can't say.

So generic it's almost classic. And hey! The guy from The Lawnmower Man is in it, so it must be great! :downs:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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So Netflix just hit me with these two side-by-side:

Which reminded me of

But that exhausted my memory; what other movie posters use this template?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

:effort:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Went looking for the original Lisa and the Devil poster, ended up kind of side-tracked.






Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

I can't help but wonder what lucky bastard walked off the Last Action Hero set with that prop, or if the studio either retained or destroyed it.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

ShufflerZero posted:

If anyone wants to see them I have many, many more.

That would be a big yes.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

That tagline always bugged me. What's so 'unlikely' about the comic duo of Bill & Ted?
:goonsay:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

Honestly, I really like these (until the third one) and the Taxi Driver poster.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Terminal Entropy posted:

This one?


It's just busy version of the posters with floating heads.

Looks more like the cover of an 80s rock single, honestly.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Vagabundo posted:

Fast and Furious 6 teaser




Meh.

What, no Omen tie-in?
:colbert:

Darthemed
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Once again, Netflix spurs a poster version comparison.

I kind of like the basic Scrooged poster, even if Murray is playing it really big.


But I guess the region guys felt that the UK needed it made clear that this was a CHRISTMAS movie.

the bow-tie color change is what really gets me

But then someone felt that wasn't spiffed up enough.


Which is all well and good, except the Japanese version still kills it.

if anyone can find a bigger copy of this one, please post it

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice

Poor, poor French Stewart.

:smith:

Darthemed
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Not sure if this has been posted before...

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Not a poster, but...

Darthemed
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ShufflerZero posted:

After much delay I thought, "Why don't I post some more?"
So here is a simulation of staying at your grandparent's house presented in the form of dodgy movie posters

Any requests?

That's the biggest collection of warnings I've seen in a long time. Keep the trashy movie posters coming!
Request: Posters for horror movies with titles that are just occupations, e.g., The Landlady, The Dentist, The Surgeon, etc.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice
Has this poster shown up in the thread before?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Mister Chief posted:

Yup. I think it was posted along with a bunch of other classic horror posters.

drat. Okay, how about these?



Darthemed
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College Slice
Don't forget the sequel!



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Canned Panda posted:

Since we are on the subject of rats:



Looks cool, but with Lou Diamond Phillips added and a letter swapped, we could have

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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College Slice


Is that man escaping from Yellow Submarine?

Darthemed
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Based on the first poster, try to figure out what the premise of the movie is. Once you've decided on a plot or gimmick, check out the second poster for the answer.



is it just me, or was 'TIT' drawn before the rest of the graffiti?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Here's a few divergent approaches to representing the same movie.


Certainly not influenced by Basic Instinct/Fatal Attraction.

more style than I'd associate with JCVD

Well, you know.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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Took GIS at face value, whoops.

Have some Michael Ironside.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

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ShufflerZero posted:

You may regret that request...

Like regular majors but coated in chocolate


Where's my two dollars?!


Want that Majorettes poster, but without the inset picture.

Also, holy poo poo, I'd completely forgotten The Paperboy existed.
Thanks for the assortment!

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