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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jesus is notorious for his unapolegetic spawncamping.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Why is that bird rolling it's eyes?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Sarcasm Bird doesn't care if you see this movie....

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

kiimo posted:

This is really bad. That is the worst expression on the upper left and it was taken directly from IMDB which is even more perplexing.

I didn't know Robert Z'Dar had a son.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The mortician did a lovely job on Mr. Belushi, it appears.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dillbag posted:

He also teaches what is possibly the creepiest acting class ever.

The man actually believes he's Frank Nitti. Total insanity.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Just don't poo poo in the shower.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vagabundo posted:

Wait what meme is this?

This one.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Apparently, years ago, some YTMND user got the late Don LaFontaine to record a piece of audio which was hyping a nonexistent "Safety Not Guaranteed" action movie mashup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9vmVr8D-k4

Gonz fucked around with this message at 11:02 on May 12, 2012

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That revolver is larger than his cranium.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He's gonna take his oversized hand and wipe it down the front of his wife's face.

Then he's gonna end up in futureprison with magnetic boots.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

the_american_dream posted:

Thats a very uncomfortable pose Munn is in

She's just trying to fit more dicks in her rear end, that's all.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The poster should just be a diagram of a broken spinal cord with the Batman symbol underneath it, followed by the date of the film's release.

EDIT: Spoiler'd

Gonz fucked around with this message at 13:38 on May 23, 2012

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nicky C. - "Look, bootleggers! Whadda' we do?"
Gat'B - "To the Gatmobile!"

Someone photoshop plastic shade sunglasses onto DiCaprio, stat.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
An uncredited Michael J. Fox dog movie?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Graboids gonna getcha.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That movie had better feature a shitload of nuclear explosions.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's clearly the herald of Galactus.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Young Freud posted:

Is it yellow cake :v:?

:golfclap:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's no Gleaming the Cube.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I can't disagree. Thor being in Game of Thrones would make it even better than it already is.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I will be very disappointed if there isn't a scene in that movie where Denzel is sitting at a table across from someone, both men laughing, and then Denzel gets real serious and knocks a cup of coffee or water off the table and stops laughing.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm unfamiliar with this "Crystal Skull" of which you speak. Was that a movie or something? I don't recall it ever existing.

:ninja:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I ended up getting two of them (somebody sitting near me left theirs behind when the movie was over).

I like it very much.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vintersorg posted:

Early dibs? I would pay good money to get one shipped to Canada.

Already promised it to my brother. Apologies, good sir. I would have gladly shipped it to you, as well.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
For several years, my iPhone voicemail alert has been the "FOR THE MEMORYYYYYYY OF A LIFETIIIIIME, REKALL, REKALL, REKALLLLLL!" audio clip from the movie.

It's a good'un.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cleretic posted:

My fantasy is for someone's rear end to go to Mars, I'm not taking any of this moon poo poo.

I'm not even sure that's the moon. It looks like he's on an asteroid that's about to collide with the Pacific Ocean.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The MSJ posted:

I also think humans never went to Mars in the new movie

They don't. In the original story by PKD, a trip to Mars never happened, either, so this is actually closer to the source material than the Arnold movie, which will forever hold a special place in my heart.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Taken 3 should straight up be a Bad Dudes movie, where Liam Neeson has to save the President from his captors (and then enjoy some hamburgers).

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bioscoop sounds like a delicious new flavor at Baskin-Robbins.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He punched that guy's eye out because he threatened to reveal the Wu Tang secret.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Why is Kris Kristofferson helping to save James Brolin on the Guerrilla War poster?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ooosh? Bang Tidy?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It involves much of the Earth being destroyed after super-gigantic Lovecraft-esque monsters rise out of the sea; humanity fights back with equally large robot mechs.

Directed by Del Toro.

I will definitely see this.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Has there been an explanation for the goofy mask, or do I need to wait 12 more days?

Bane wears the mask because it provides him with a painkilling medication, to help him with a serious injury he got in the past.

^^^^^^^^^
e:f,b

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'd let Anne Hathaway rub me the wrong way.

Tsssss.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
if anything, Steelers players depicted dying in a massive explosion should make anyone want to see it MORE.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The third one's the oldest, too. He worked on Aussie TV soaps.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Damnit, Cohaagen! You got what you wanted, give dees pepul AY-UH!

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Many, many years ago, during high school, I worked part time at an IMAX theater. I ended up quitting shortly after graduation. I told my boss ahead of time.

A coworker asked me when my last day was.

I had no choice but to start convulsing and shouting TWWWWOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEKS TWWWOOOOOO WEEEEEEEKS.

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