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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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penismightier posted:

Next person to say "legal" gets banned.

Guess I'm not discussing the poster of that Reese Witherspoon movie now :(

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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DNS posted:

One more Spring Breakers poster (I think this one is really cool, and seems to be the first one to hint at the movie's real tone):


Kevar posted:

The worst thing about it is that Cliff Martinez (who owns) is doing the score, but then Skrillex is WUBing over it or something.

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I'm really convinced that girl's body is a painting.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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It's actually a sequel to The Help.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Young Freud posted:

What the gently caress.

Also, I'm fairly certain that Bruce Willis shot comes from Looper.


They took Bruce Willish right out of a promo shot of Live Free or Die Hard.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:

Holy poo poo.

Someone got paid to make this. That's the first thing that always pops in my head when seeing terrible movie posters.



I watched about 5 minutes of this on FX the other day. One of the character made a joke about having sex with his wife while she was asleep, and the others agreeing it was okay. :stare: gently caress that movie.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Wait until you see his penis.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Ez posted:

Yeah I hate the fact that people seem to think he owns the style of the 80s since e made one crappy movie with some neon in it.

Nicholas Winding Refn didn't make Spring Breakers :v:

note: I have not seen Spring Breakers yet

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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penismightier posted:

If you're looking at that Some Velvet Morning poster and thinking of goatse, you need to get laid as soon as possible.

All I can think is "Where is her buttcrack?"

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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penismightier posted:

It's in a drawer full of guns that were pointed at the viewer.

More guns and crack than an episode of The Wire.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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So the upcoming horror movie You're Next has a pretty interesting ad campaign...

And apparently, they did this without explicit permission.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Cleretic posted:

The thing that keeps getting me abut those poster is how awful those shades look. They feel like they were badly photoshopped in about fifty pixels too low.

She's doing the sassy look over the shades, c'mon son!

And for all those jokes about The Internship being from 2005, The Heat looks like it's a DTV from 1998.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The original Short Circuit poster is so good but I'm not too sure why.

The same could be said about the movie.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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youracrybabypah posted:

Cool poster, but hate the new trend of 'women' raunchy comedies like Bridesmaids and now this, We all know women arent funny, and clearly both movies have a fat girl to do the joke because pretty women are just dull.

You can only imagine how much funnier it would be with a male cast. Oh wait, The Other Guy's already came out years ago....

:catstare:

Seriously?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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youracrybabypah posted:

Sorry, women comedies that try to be raunchy are poo poo. Period jokes and guy sex jokes arent funny compared to the male versions of those jokes.

Bridesmaid hit all these horrible points within the first 5 minutes

Yeah, I for one love jokes about guys on their period.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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schwenz posted:

It's about a troubled NYC journalist in her 30's who retreats to her hometown, the last place she was truly happy, and enters into an affair with a 16 year old boy.

It's all right there man.

:catstare:

Seriously?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I can't stand her face. Something about it I just hate with the fire of a thousand suns. Same goes to Armie Hammer. I bet you could switch their faces and nothing would change.

I think you would like Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Improbable Lobster posted:

Robot names have always been retarded. I dare you to find even one robot with a name that isn't dumb as hell.

The Terminator and Robocop.

Also PR looks kinda cool.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Why all the Beatles references?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I've got it, you guys: A Hard Day's Kill.

Now please, let it be.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Some Mondo posters are good, some aren't, but their business model is the stupidest goddamn thing. I'm surprised that nobody sells "replicas" like they do with sneakers and purses.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Basebf555 posted:

Its depressing to think about how many good movies I probably could have seen if I hadn't gotten into whatever lovely horror sequel 14-year old me wanted to see. I'm a little younger but I saw all the Scream movies, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Urban Legend 2, and since then various Saw sequels in theaters and in every instance I'm sure there was a much better option.

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a loving masterpiece, and by that I mean it's pretty awful but in a completely enjoyable way.

Will Benson...Ben's son. :downs:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Hewlett posted:

This one's directed by the guy who did Constantine and I Am Legend, if that attracts/deters you further.

Constantine is actually pretty alright, as long as you don't consider it a Hellblazer adaptation.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Good luck topping Holiday in Handcuffs.

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Nov 4, 2010

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LeJackal posted:

I love how they have this amazing awesome power armor to protect their vital internal organs - except their goddamn brains.

To be fair, I think the power armor is more for enhanced strength, their arms/legs/stomach look pretty much uncovered.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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AndItsAllGone posted:

I love a lot of Mondo posters and hate a lot of others, but I agree--as a casual enthusiast it's hard for me to get excited even about posters I really like since I know I don't have much chance at getting one.

Same, Mondo makes cool stuff sometimes, but their artificial limiting bullshit leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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This is a dumb derail. Brian Cranston was awesome, Aaron Paul was awesome, everyone was awesome.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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PriorMarcus posted:

"This world has been so static; I'm going to shock it awake. You think you know what follows thunder Spider-man? ITS ME!"

Actual dialogue.

Do you know what happens to a spider when it's struck by lightning?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Nov 4, 2010

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King Vidiot posted:

They should've just gone the In Bruges route and cast Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in the roles.

Or Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Jedit posted:

I suspect that James Franco is more commonly known for playing Harry Osborn in Sam Raimi's billion-plus grossing Spider-Man trilogy than he is for two indie flicks.

In what way was Pineapple Express an indie flick?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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kiimo posted:

Hi ho Khamiit the Frog here

I'm seeing more of a :gonk: face, really.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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mr.capps posted:

Wouldn't that basically be Series 7: The Contenders?

Speaking of which, I always thought that had a neat poster:

Coffee And Pie fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jan 24, 2014

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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And The Thing, the 1982 one was made 31 years after The Thing From Outer Space.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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It's probably just a teaser poster, those are never great.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Vintersorg posted:

That's one angry Xbox 360.

I wouldn't be too worried, look at the red ring.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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The MSJ posted:

New Transformers: AoE poster.



Getting a real Twister vibe from this.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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The first response was goatse, the second was him in 9/11.

Well done, goons.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Flight suit, he's a pilot, basically Old Han Solo.

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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achillesforever6 posted:

What the heck then :mad:

I mean maybe its just me, but I still find it hilarious and think a lot of the gags/jokes still work
This being my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdHGSXmOMqE

Same, though it might just be my love of Rick Moranis and John Candy.

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