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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mister Chief posted:

No loving way.

Oh my God I'm laughing and crying and scared at the same time :stonk:

Egyptian, Irish, Amazonian covens what the loving gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jul 26, 2012

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


We couldn't get the Malfoy kid from Harry Potter so here's.... this

I think this is the most normal one

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Lobok posted:

Like, who the gently caress is this? Some guy who just closed up his bar? A London factory worker?

Well he's obviously Irish. Look at his hat!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jasta posted:

Oh god, what is it?! :stare:

You have no idea how happy you should feel for not knowing about White Chicks

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



That's amazing. I'm curious now as to what actors have the weirdest contracts as far as posters go. Doesn't Bruce Willis when not in the lead always gets the AND on the actor names? Making posters must be a god drat nightmare.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


AndyP posted:

I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is.




That poster seriously owns.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That outfit changing every shot was one of my favorite scenes in Snatch (when Avi and Franky are on the phone) so they Gould definitely do something like that with her.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pretty sure the first Tomb Raider had a naked Daniel Craig in one scene which is more than enough for all 8 :allears:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just imagine a Clooney Batman / Nicolas Cage Superman Justice League movie.

Try to.

:allears:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Saving the best for last, I see.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jurassic Park was better because of him :colbert:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


spanky the dolphin posted:

I gave it a shot.



Hahahah holy poo poo that took a second to sink in :laffo:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Nice product placement on the original one.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Homefront timeline if anyone is curious at a "plausible" scenario in which we get invaded.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I don't know if they will but Hollywood's new thing is to try to bring in chinese investors/interest so that they're movies get pick for a foreign release (apparently only so many movies get brought there? I'm sure someone can go into better details about how it works) I think Total Recall and Iron Man 3 made slight changes here and there to get better odds at being picked.

EDIT: Here's a not-too-recent article about it

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TFF truly is the best sub-forum.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Well now there's a movie I desperately want to see.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That's the one that ends with the orca killing the main dude, right?. That movie scared the hell out of me when I first saw it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Those posters made me look up the trailer for it and what the gently caress. The best part is picking up on the poo poo they completely lift from the games and throw in their movies. So at least someone in the production is still playing them.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Actually, from what I saw in the trailer, some of the movie takes place within a VR world where they have Alice trapped to learn whatever from her because I don't know why I haven't seen the last two but it's about the easiest way to bring back dead characters

That said, man did they get a good actor for Wesker.

So. Much. Smugness :smug:

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Aug 17, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Is that poster implying some form of shotgun based martial arts?

Because I loving hope so :allears:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Can we forget that Nemesis exists? Please?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Holy poo poo

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: I missed it the first time around. That is a fantastic tag line.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


You were Super Shredder, Kevin Nash! You're better than this!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Christ almighty, it's the god damned Watchmen?!?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Farbtoner posted:

I adore this poster so, so much but I would never in a million years guess that that is supposed to be Jonathan Pryce.

I don't think it'a supposed to be?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Maxwell Lord posted:

Well, the good news is that piano clearly isn't going to hit any of them.

The bad news is that the piano clearly isn't going to hit any of them.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just go to a different universe.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Zoot Suit Mahoney posted:

That lost dog is also missing.

Dog's name is Missing.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



:monocle: Wow I love this.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Going to take a wild guess and say no.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

Nope not working on this one thank God, I don't want to be spoiled any more than I am now.

Same guy who let this slip soooooo





Ah so it's completely 100% on purpose :lol:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Anyone know if there's somewhere you can actually buy the Sharknado poster?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jedit posted:

Leonardo di Caprio has three Oscar nominations, seven Golden Globe nominations including a win, and starred in a movie that grossed $2 billion. His first movie role was in Critters 3.

Critters 3 (and the entire series) was loving awesome, though.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That's reasonable enough for me to want to at least try.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The MSJ posted:

Can we confirm that the actors here have their own heads and bodies?



Man this movie is going to own.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Autechresaint posted:

At the very least take solace that he didn't write this film. Gary Whitta (a Giantbomb favorite, and wrote the forth episode of the Walking Dead TellTale game) is one of the writers.

Night is a good visual director, what gets him into trouble is when he puts his mitts all over the scripts.

Edit..aw crap nevermind..thanks wikipedia
"Principal photography for After Earth began in February 2012. The script was originally written by Gary Whitta, rewritten by Shyamalan and finally polished by Stephen Gaghan in late 2011."

It's going to suck.

Smith is producing though and he's enough of a powerhouse to keep M Night in check. At least I would hope he has enough pull.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Sgt_Grumbles posted:

This page needs more awful... this should do it.



There's a bullet hole in the sky, man.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jefferoo posted:

No, it's cheesy and really stands out in the worst way.

As someone who has done graphic design in advertising for major clients for quite some time, like, drat is that unbearable to look at.

The people who make the calls rarely are the ones in graphic design.

CaptainHollywood posted:

If there's ever a sequel to Cabin in the Woods, Nothing But Trouble should be the template.

I'm not sure how you'd make a sequel to that.

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