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A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Slasherfan posted:

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person looking forwards to the next Resident Evil movie.
Nah, they're really funny and worth watching. They're perfect 90's style schlock and it's kind of amazing that they're being made in 2012.

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A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

BonoMan posted:

And how is Michelle Rodriguez a selling point to any film or TV show ever? She is emotional poison.

I think she's a cool lady.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

It's not possible to be too melodramatic in a Resident Evil movie.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

What's a "mumblecore?"

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

zenintrude posted:

A movie without a script made by people with beards.
Mountain Man Dinosaur Improv, then. That sounds great.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

"Clickbait film" is the worst term of the year so far.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Invalid Validation posted:

No seriously, what does clickbait movie mean?

A movie about ethics in games journalism.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I still think it's really funny every time someone doesn't get that Avengers Grimm is a Brothers Grimm joke.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Kush posted:

Can you feel the desperation kicking in?



But he does have armor, that's where his power comes from.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

It's the blood of her enemies, showing she's become a demon. This is the movie where she loses her eye and founds her own nation of mercenaries after she just can't stop killing.

A True Jar Jar Fan fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jul 8, 2015

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Sleeveless posted:

It's kind of funny that at one point in its development Deadly Premonition was threatened with legal action for looking too much like Twin Peaks when in the end the game is probably one of the biggest reasons that so many younger people found out about Twin Peaks in the past few years.

There is literally zero chance of this being true. A new generation of people discovered the show because it went up on Netflix.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Vintersorg posted:

Literally? LITERALLY? Wow.

Yes.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone thought that Blue Velvet poster fit the movie at all.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Did Jubilee get cut from the film?

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Catwoman: A Gotham Tail in Imax DD

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Lurdiak posted:

I'm so glad MGS4 killed all my interest in the series.
4 was dumb, 5 is extremely good.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Hat Thoughts posted:

ya....thats why hes good

I agree. I would have liked a final Garfield Spider before this though.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Michelle Rodriguez rules, I loved her dumb soap opera amnesia plot in Fast Furious 6.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

kiimo posted:

We were all going to see Avatar & FATF for Michelle Rodriguez right?

What's your beef with her?

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Everyone should see at least Furious 5 through 7.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I'm so pumped for Valerian.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Lucy ruled too.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

It's one of my favorite Comic Book Movies in spite of not being an adaptation, if that makes sense. It takes on the ludicrous elements of comic book action movies and just dials them up to a ridiculous level. It's over the top gaudy, loud, and dumb in a very intentional, controlled way the same way Fifth Element is, though they're pretty different movies.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I want Ruby Rose to play Leon in The Final Chapter.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Chris Knight posted:

Soon as I saw the "sunken boat" image at the top of that TechTimes article, I thought man they're really trying for a Twin Peaks vibe here, and welp.

One of the lead actors played Shelly on Twin Peaks too.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Bert of the Forest posted:

After the set up from the last movie, they missed the opportunity to call it Jurassic War :colbert:

Same goes for the latest Fast and the Furious movie which I always figured they were gonna call The Fast and the Furious Forever, with a stylized infinity symbol that looks like an 8.

Hire me Hollywood, y'all don't know what's what.

F8 of the Furious is a perfect title already, though.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

kiimo posted:

After we never asked for the first one too.

What does this mean?

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

The Dog is the best of these posters by far.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

If I were a skeleton I'd definitely wear a wig and lipstick, you'd be crazy not to.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Ezekiel hanging out in a lovely community college theater is great and it's 100 percent appropriate to the character. He's a lot of dumb fun but him and the tiger only appear in like two or three episodes a season and the rest is still boring repetition.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

No one was going to see Show Dogs either way. The controversy got its name out there better than any trailer did.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Dillbag posted:

Keep in mind we live in a world where a horrible buzz + 30% rotten(tomato) Venom broke October opening weekend box office history.

It's good

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Nightmare Cinema posted:



Font's borderline as bad as Cherry.

Heard the movie itself slaps though. Gonna see it tonight.

The movie's great and the poster doesn't fit its tone or style at all

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

I think I saw a trailer for it at almost every movie I saw for like six months

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Batman Forever has the best soundtrack

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

feedmyleg posted:

Who would play a good Adam West-style Batman in a modern reboot?

Hamm jumps to mind, naturally, but I'm sure there are better options out there who aren't pushing 50.

George Clooney

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Fantastic Beasts 2 has a villain who smokes out of a human skull and wants to prevent World War 2, but also kills his own Pokemon and a baby so we don't forget that he's bad

Also a movie with two separate mind control rape plots, one for comic relief

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

The last movie had Voldemort's snake as a lady who's forced to perform fetish acts in a circus

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Yeah siriusly

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A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Instead she made new things that are a lot worse

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