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Jonny Angel posted:I think most of the Minimalist Movie Posters on that tumblr are pretty great, but this one is incredibly dumb: When I looked at that logo, I thought this was a Half Life poster or something. 
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Here's some decent posters for something I saw come up in my RSS netflix feed. Good poster, but his rape face is creepy.  In this one, I really like the woods, soldiers, and dogs, but our hero is a blurry mess.  Finally, only Team America: World Police could get between true love. 
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Jan 22, 2012 11:30
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It looks like he wants to deep throat that microphone.
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Jan 24, 2012 15:18
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Alec Baldwin looks like the guy from Angel and Bones in that. I like how he wasn't a good enough actor to earn a spot on the first poster back in the 80's.
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Jan 26, 2012 19:10
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thrawn527 posted:Ignoring the ripping off this poster does, why did the girl on the right just take her top off? I mean, far be it for me to complain about that sort of thing in any normal circumstance, but it's like she said, "Ah, two headed shark! I'll distract it with my tits!" Clearly she was about to engage in hot lesbian sex with the other girl on the poster. I better get a ticket to see this movie in order to find out.
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Feb 2, 2012 16:44
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User-Friendly posted:Presented without comment. What the gently caress is this, Home Alone with dogs? Also, does that dog have human teeth or canine teeth? 
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Feb 10, 2012 15:37
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Flynner Magee posted:All bad, but Gary Oldman is a midget...so, there is that I guess. Is he going to walk around on his knees like Yogurt in Spaceballs? This will decide whether I see this or not.
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Feb 16, 2012 12:56
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Gabriel Byrne was Satan in End of Days, right? Ok, I could have been completely drunk when I saw this in the theaters...but wasn't there a scene where Gabriel Byrne (Satan) had a threesome with a mother and daughter and during it they merged into one women or something?
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Feb 27, 2012 23:58
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Whats all that the writing in the clouds?
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Mar 5, 2012 19:33
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Kirk Cameron's forehead is starting to rival Peyton Manning. 
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Mar 5, 2012 20:07
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Please tell me they are making a Liam Neeson action figure to go with this movie.
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Mar 8, 2012 01:03
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Somebody tell Todd McFarlin to make a figure of him punching a wolf from his last movie.
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Mar 8, 2012 18:16
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If you ever get to Disney World at the Hollywood Studios park is a great museum/movie that shows a lot of the history of Walt. Don't take your kids to see it, they will be bored out of their mind. They always keep threatening to replace it with something new, who knows how long it will remain. You walk through the museum and then end with a 30 minute movie. Its really fascinating. http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/hollywood-studios/attractions/walt-disney-one-mans-dream/ quote:Walt Disney: One Man's Dream, in Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park, is a multimedia gallery attraction for Guests of all ages. Take a self-guided tour through the exhibits of photographs, audio interviews and memorabilia that tell the story of Walt Disney—the man whose life accomplishments still intrigue and inspire people the world over.
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Mar 13, 2012 12:05
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A Doomed Purloiner posted:I'm planning to go in December of 2013, so hopefully it will still be there. The coolest thing I remember that was on display was the massive camera system that allowed Disney to have multiple scrolling backgrounds at the same time. Watch the ending of Fanatasia, the Ave Maria scene, to see it in action. I think Bambi used it too, but i can't remember which scenes.
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Mar 13, 2012 13:15
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Holy poo poo, that sounds so completely absurd that it becomes awesome in its own right.
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Mar 19, 2012 15:17
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This is the best part of Jaws 3D. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xd9Mmk60zg
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Mar 23, 2012 19:28
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Did somebody drag the lipstick from the corner of her mouth to her ear?
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Apr 1, 2012 00:20
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Here's an interesting story I came across on the internet today. http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-04-11/frankensteins-fraudster-sentenced-to-6-dot-5-years-in-prison quote:Kerry Haggard is being called the “Bernie Madoff of the movie-poster industry.” The 47-year-old con man paid an unnamed New York City printing company to make high-quality ink-jet copies of vintage monster-movie posters to sell online, and traded the fake one-sheets with friends and fellow collectors for authentic ones, reported the New York Post. Does anybody collect old movie posters like this? Have you been burned by any fakes?
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Apr 11, 2012 19:48
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Why does there have to be a horse racing movie every year? Is the genre really that popular?
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Apr 16, 2012 16:18
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:Yeah, God, I am sick of all these horse-racing movies! I guess I ment horse movies in general, and your right, just because I'm sick of the genre doesn't mean their target demorgraphic won't keep paying money to see them. Is it sad that I can't name one Bob Hoskins movie since Roger Rabbit or Super Mario Brothers?
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Apr 16, 2012 16:54
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drat I loved Hook at the time it came out, though I think Robin William's acting would probably get on my nerves nowadays. But Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman) and Smee (Hoskins) was the poo poo in that movie and whoever that kid was who played Rufio.
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Apr 16, 2012 17:29
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FlamingLiberal posted:Yeah, I watched that as a kid, it was a movie-length episode that they released on VHS Was this the one where Plucky and Hamton act out National Lampoon's Vacation? They get all the way to Disney World just to ride the Monorail and go home. 
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Apr 24, 2012 19:06
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Sometimes I will look at something quickly and jump to a conclusion about what it is before actually reading it. In this case I started to wonder why the Jonas Brothers were staring in some "slick entertaining thriller".
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May 2, 2012 00:36
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Is this the porn movie she's doing? http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octomom-porn-shoot-lingerie-pictures/ 
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May 5, 2012 10:35
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Robert Denby posted:I know Tyler Perry movies are low-hanging fruit at this point, but my God this poster is hideous. 2014: Madea in Space Or she could go back in time to Camelot and King Arthur.
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May 10, 2012 15:13
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kiimo posted:Every once in a while you come upon an image that makes you want to just end it all. This falls in that category, not because of a bad photoshop, just because I don't want to live in this world anymore because this exists. Demi Moore has had too many Botox injections into her right cheek. It almost looks like a second nose.
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May 14, 2012 19:26
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Madkal posted:Getting rid of that many wrinkles makes Moore look like Cyrus's slightly older sister. At first I thought the film was about lesbian lovers.
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May 14, 2012 19:41
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This is what that Branden Fraser family comedy from a year ago should have been.
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May 14, 2012 19:59
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Vagabundo posted:So Robert Rodriguez just uploaded these on to Facebook. Yeeessssss.... 
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May 15, 2012 11:48
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Hey, buddy, there's only so many sci-fi stories you can write. There's bound to be two stories where there's a space traveler at the top of a mountain throwing a giant boulder at another space traveler standing next to a giant crevice. Its like the Kirk vs Gorn scene in Stark Trek. Maybey Roddenberry read these before coming up with that episode.
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May 18, 2012 00:42
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Dissapointed Owl posted:The award for most inspired movie cover goes to: Oh my god, I love 300! I can't believe they made a sequel, I gotta see this now! 
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Jun 8, 2012 20:01
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The following is a good poster.
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Jul 4, 2012 17:45
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Here's a basic plot summary for Oz. http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/07/disney-unveils-new-oz-movie-poster/1 quote:The film, directed by Sam Raimi, stars Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams and Zach Braff, and focuses on the wizard, Oscar Diggs, played by James Franco. Of more interesting note is the release date. March is starting to become a crowded release period for blockbuster movies.
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Jul 15, 2012 02:32
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Its going to take a hell of lot more than this poster for me to be interested in going to see it.
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Aug 22, 2012 17:48
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Cedar Rapids is another in a long line of movies where the only reason to watch it is for John C. Reilly. John C. Reilly is also the voice of Wreck it Ralph and everybody should watch the upcoming movie for this reason. Its also going to own, but having JCR in it makes it own harder.
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Sep 21, 2012 16:51
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You guys are looking at the poster wrong. They're not running, they were all just told to stand on one foot in a snow field.
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 Here's the International poster. Harry, Hermione, and Ron, plus Voldemort and the Deatheaters down below. 
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