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morestuff posted:Everyone's in a rush to punch stupid loving faces these days - Trump 2016
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 17:59 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 12:53 |
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"Duhhhh... I forgot what I was going to say."
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 20:35 |
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I get that they need to make a clear distinction between the stand-alone movies and the trilogies, but putting "A Star Wars Story" after the title just seems clunky as hell to me.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 16:37 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Guarantee you there will be a Toschi Station movie. Shot-for-shot remake of "American Graffiti" on Tatooine. "Biggs was reported missing in action over the Death Star."
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 17:04 |
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The MSJ posted:These birds don't seem angry enough. Wow, very impressed that they got noted voice actor and beloved children's entertainer Sean Penn.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 15:51 |
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Good God, what are those parachutes attached to?
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 13:26 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I think it's the best looking movie ever on the show, but not the best. Correct, it's actually It Conquered the World.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:23 |
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"Transformers Age of Extinction" also features one of the heroic Autobots encountering a caged alien on a spaceship. He taunts it, it spits in his face, he shoots its head off and calls its corpse a "bitch." The entire movie is a Super Bowl commercial for despair.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 14:10 |
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I2
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 17:21 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:I just looked this up, and I cannot state how disappointed I am that this isn't about a surfer going up against a shark possessed by the devil. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3120314/
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 17:59 |
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ravenkult posted:Does anyone remember what cancelled movie had the poster with the parachutist hanging from a tree? It was a WW2 horror flick I believe (not Overlord). I believe you're thinking of "Worst Case Scenario:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-pQmQw7t8 It was one of the first attempts at crowdsourcing a movie until Zach Braff ruined that idea for everyone. Although that version of the movie didn't happen, most of the costumes and creature effects were recycled in a different movie called "Frankenstein's Army." It's okay.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 20:31 |
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K. Waste posted:Frankenstein's Army rules, you weenie I didn't say I didn't like it!
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 20:40 |
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"'HAWMPS!' The movie that answers the question, "HAWMPS?'"
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 17:44 |
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Do you even build anything with Playmobil?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 16:27 |
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Whoever is in charge of the DC movies decided that they should turn away from Nolan/Snyder and instead emulate Flash Gordon and I salute them for it.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 21:49 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Halloween and one of its three direct sequels, Halloween. After Halloween II (1981) and Halloween II (2009), Halloween (2018) is the third Halloween II.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 15:37 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Does that mean the upcoming Halloween 2 will be the fourth Halloween 2 or will it be the second (or possibly third) Halloween 3? The only Halloween III to date was not a direct sequel to Halloween. This means Halloween II (2020) will be the first Halloween III.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 16:54 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol I bought one of these boxes ages back, what to watch first oh Brandon Lee how bad can it be If the set you have includes Top Line, that’s not too terrible. Franco Nero uncovers an alien conspiracy with some gooey SFX in the last third. Star Knight might be there, too. Klaus Kinski and Harvey Keitel fight a UFO in medieval times.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 16:37 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Hmm Oof. Well, that’s what we get for buying movies by the pound, I guess.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 14:11 |
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One of those guys down there is probably Don Cheadle - getting closer!
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 16:31 |
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Never forget that Sony had an Aunt May movie in development for a hot second.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 21:47 |
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They’ve been pushing that Irresistable movie hard and boy howdy that’s a bad poster. The look on Carell’s face is like: “Do YOU have any idea what this loving movie is about? Cause I don’t.” Meanwhile Byrne is like, “Ew, are you thinking about watching this thing?” Great use of white space, too. Just top-notch promotional material.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 20:25 |
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“Who are you married to?” Hopefully not the 11-year-old boy on that poster because that is illegal in most of the world.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 20:58 |
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And Gary Graham! Add Robert Davi or Chuck Norris and you’ve got a World Net Daily opinion page all in one movie!
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 03:49 |
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Gargamel Gibson posted:My immediate reaction was gently caress yeah that's weird Which is funny because Ghoulies is the primal example of a movie that ruins its poster.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 02:10 |
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el oso posted:Great movie, awful posters Clive Owen is Watching You Masturbate
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 16:56 |
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Firstborn posted:I will say this: he can actually shoot. He's actually a really good shot. Tell that one guy’s dog. https://www.eonline.com/news/261470/did-steven-seagal-kill-a-dog-during-a-cockfight-bust
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 21:33 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:The trajectory of the Police Academy movies always amused me. The first one is your standard raunchy late 70s/early 80s comedy with a solid R rating. It does well so I guess they wanted more...kids to see it? Because the first sequel was PG-13, and then every one after that was PG with humor aimed at ten year olds. With the exception of the Blue Oyster Bar scenes. They turned it into a cartoon and a line of action figures, too: https://youtu.be/QCUoYIECWAY
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 19:06 |
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Why should we trust the Justice League with protecting the world if they can't even keep their own logo safe?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 21:37 |
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"Risen" doesn't look like a huge improvement over "Fallen," if you ask me. Yay, there's a flag, everything's still blown up.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 03:38 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:"We've upgraded from Man of Steel's 75 9/11s to TWO HUNDRED 9/11s" Most superhero movies seem committed to making superheroes terrible and horrifying.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 17:12 |
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Gripweed posted:I do hope that it it just blatantly pro-fur. That would be such a fun controversy, if Disney released an movie just about how it's cool and glamorous to wear fur coats. Made from PUPPIES, even.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 01:57 |
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fatherboxx posted:Eastwood may still make movies at 90 but im sure Trejo will still have 15-20 credited roles yearly when he hits that age Trejo famously accepts almost every role he’s offered. I remember an interview where he said he’s more than happy to help burgeoning filmmakers and also appreciates how he got a second chance after serving time.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 15:58 |
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That looks an awful lot like one of those slip covers they put over a bunch of different movies to make them all look the same on the shelf.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 23:13 |
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uPen posted:Basically the plot to John Wick but with a pig instead. John Weeeeeeeeeee-ck
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 21:22 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Cracking up over how that lady looks straight up mad to be on that poster. "loving contract specified no nudity, but my bullshit agent says a wet white t-shirt with no bra doesn't count. gently caress this movie" “Get a good look, rear end in a top hat?”
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 21:16 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Can we talk about the new artwork for the LA Story anniversary blu-ray? Why is it nighttime in downtown LA but seemingly still late afternoon wherever Steve Martin is standing?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 20:08 |
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Getting strong “Wesley Snipes refuses to open his eyes on the set of Blade 3” vibes from Bruce there.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 17:21 |
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Does Willam Dafoe really rock a long afro in this movie?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 16:06 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 12:53 |
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Lobok posted:No, he goes on a Spring Break trip to Jamaica with his besties and comes back with tight braids. How Goblin Got His Groove Back
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 15:57 |