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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Liar posted:

Has this cartoonish mockery of a poster made it in the thread yet?





More offensive is the idea that they are beating down ME-262s in turning dogfights instead of just blowing them up on the ground or while they were landing.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

sambafish posted:



Does this ever look good? Can we please just ban this concept from being used ever again?

I am kind of creeped out that I still knew it was Clive Owen.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Robert Denby posted:

To cleanse the palette, have a good poster. This is a limited edition poster for "John Carter" that'll be handed out at IMAX midnight screenings:



Welp, guess I gotta get some midnight tickets, I totally want that.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

LesterGroans posted:

I swear Tim Burton's ultimate family is to film two hours of Johnny Depp loving his wife on a curly mountain while Danny Elfman scores it in the corner.

I'd probably pay $12 to see this in 3D, just to hear Elfman score a porno.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Dissapointed Owl posted:

More adventures of Graphic Designer and Boss!


Wait, is this for reals?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
oh my GOD, it's a goddamn MOVIE POSTER, it's not supposed to represent some kind of actual posed photograph.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Does Hawkeye use his bowstrings to thread all the hair on his arms off?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Harlock posted:

Just buy the rights to The Transporter and call it HItman

Here's some bad news:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2938956/?ref_=fn_al_tt_8

I don't know why we couldn't get some more "good" Transporter movies after the pretty alright first one :[

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Imagine being a human and applying policies to your own life.

Yes, I am just a giant id. A four year old in a grown adult body, acting only according to whim and caprice, governed by nothing, a direct physical conduit and manifestation of my most primal and unregulated of urges.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Vagabundo posted:

I think there's a sequel, but I've never seen it. Since it gets mentioned even less than the first one, I'm assuming it sucks.

It’s 100% unredeemably terrible, not even watchable as a bad movie indulgence.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Insert every Barbra Streisand poster here.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I liked it but I love the source material and the movie didn’t do itself a lot of favors.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Sir Lemming posted:

I was at a travel plaza earlier today and saw another one in the wild:



It even uses the same headshot as that first one from the tweet, lol

SEVENTEEN DOLLARS?!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

The Modern Leper posted:

He fixes the cable?

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Eh, i tain’t the worst poster I’ve ever seen.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Mierenneuker posted:

Looking at the listed URLs it is a poster made for Belgium and the Netherlands, but uh... I'm blaming Belgium here! Clearly, they get unconformable seeing an African kid with no visible hands.

Ooooooooooof

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Zach Braff almost has enough xp to evolve into Sam The Cooking Guy

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Sourdough Sam posted:

Robert Z'Dar lives!

Well congrats on ruining this for me forever.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Chris Knight posted:

Chumbawumba new single looking dark

I get dicked down, but I get up again

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

The poster doesn’t tell you what her secret is and I can’t figure it out. I’m stumped.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

GIVE ME THE ROD

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

DrVenkman posted:

Corano is such a bad actress that she had to be dubbed in HAYWIRE, a movie specifically made for her.

I thought they just pitchshifted her down.

E:nope, dubbed. And not well.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Well that’s certainly more than I’ve ever lost on a coin toss.

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