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bobkatt013 posted:Bates masterbating This change was a) hilarious but also b) stupid as hell because the murder was Bates's sexual release. How did Van Sant not get that??
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Beyond sane knolls posted:This is just egregious and I feel gross just looking at it. If it was the iCarly girls though... I do not like this post.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Guess I'm not discussing the poster of that Reese Witherspoon movie now Pleasantville? No, that's fine. 
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Mr. Carlisle posted:
That's exactly what they're doing. I've never seen that poster and it's really impressive that they conveyed such a weird premise so consisely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N6rzfoWHzg
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beanieson posted:It was pushed back a couple of times for a January release, and was not screened for reviewers so.... Bad sign I guess Yo what the hell is this poo poo? There's one that's tonally opposed to the film and one that's just a copy of the real poster with different colors and more junk on the sides. People pay hundreds of dollars for this poo poo. What the gently caress?
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Mustached5thGrader posted:Why did Mondo make one so different than the original?!!! Or more like why did Mondo make one that has nothing to do with the film and also one that's a big ripoff of the regular one, you beep-boop robot jackass. Hmm they made two things that are bad in two different ways, does not compute, GUESS ONE MUST ACTUALLY BE GOOD. penismightier fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jan 17, 2013 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:The Jaws one has lots to do with the film, just nothing to do with the shark. Jaws is as much about Amity Island as it is the Great White who terrorizes it. Sure but that doesn't capture the spirit of Amity at all. It's got some of the visuals, sure, but the umbrella tilted like that, the Great Gatsby-ish font, all the heads down, and that leg, it's coy and sort of jazz age-ish. It doesn't capture the era, the feel, or the emotional undercurrent of the town in the film. It's just loving fancy clipart. It's a better poster for the Redford Gatsby film than for Jaws.
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WebDog posted:The whole 1920's travel poster woefully misfires as it's implying a gilded, sophisticated tone that is so far removed from anything within the film's subject. Yessss thank you, that is surprisingly hard to phrase.
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Now this is a great alternate poster.
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Robert Denby posted:That is horrifying. Here's a similar set-up, though much less egregious: What kind of a person can write the phrase"a bad-boy Bucket List" without immediately falling into a pit of spiritual anguish?
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Why is someone shooting that zombie in the hands in the DotD '4 ripoff one?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Meanwhile, Creatures from Lagoons just sit there being completely unutilized. I would give up a foot for a serious burst of enthusiasm in lagoon creatures, muck men, and swamp things.
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Desperado Bones posted:I like this one. i like that the original implies that David McCallum's carcass was eaten by a pack of dogs. David McCallum.... in dogs.
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scary ghost dog posted:Hopefully it will be a found footage Funny Games and divide CineD horror fans into warring factions. Oh man I'm getting gray hairs just thinking about this.
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uPen posted:Jesus christ. This one bugs me out because this premise - two cups of coffee on a blue diner table - would be AWESOME if it were done as photorealism and not dickhead loser child drawing.
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Avril Lavigne posted:Well the humans are used as an energy source for the robots, and Morpheus explains that to Neo by showing him a battery, so at least there's more than one meaning behind it. No, there is only one meaning to it. How is that more than one?
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Avril Lavigne posted:I'm also counting it being literally a battery as the first meaning. Ha fair enough, but I think that's kind of like giving a kid a point for writing his name on the test.
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That Ghostbusters one is off center, too, isn't it. That thing is a monstrosity.
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Hey kids, let's go an adventure with mom! It'll be fun and educational. I brought snacks!
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kiimo posted:My boss likes to mix gangster rap and period pieces. Gangster Squad and Jay-Z. 42 and...Jay Z. It's his thing. I don't know. At least it isn't dub-step. It rules.
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Halfway through the Limitless trailer, it starts to look good, and it's basically 100% because they put "Power" behind it. Rap in trailers owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THE_hhk1Gzc
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Why does he have lady legs?
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Lobok posted:I think the colour palettes of all three could be switched to better reflect the movies. Raiders' goes to Temple, Temple's goes to Crusade, and Crusade's goes to Raiders. This doesn't solve the ladylegs problem though.
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Slate Action posted:If there was a Crystal Skull poster in that same style, it wouldn't make sense to repeat the theme of Indy being alone in the center, since much of the movie is more about 'The Jones Family' than just Indy by himself (continuing a trend started in Crusade with the introduction of his father?) None of them are about Indy in isolation. The whole premise of Raiders is Indy learning to accept and embrace how much he cares about Marion.
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Jefferoo posted:The composition of this is mindblowing. The random streak on the left indicating motion, from the lazily hacked together Cage, including poorly photoshopped tie, making him look like he's from the 1800s at first glance, to the feet melting into the sand, back to what appears to be the plane still in motion grinding against the ground, to the generic city skyline in the background... it's an almost meta piece of commentary on the modern state of film posters. It is a terrible poster, but I think the plane is supposed to be in the act of crashing and the streak on the left is smoke from the engine.
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Jefferoo posted:The problem I have is that it looks like Cage is walking away from the wreckage, like a survivor or something. Considering he's all on his lonesome in the middle of the desert with the plane, it just boggles the mind. This thread is now officially a short story contest - who can write the best reason for Cage being next to that plane?
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Aphrodite posted:The plane kidnapped his daughter. The daughter kidnapped his plane.
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Hahahaha they never got past that jackassey lenticular Lost World poster, except it looks like they recreated it for Sega CD:
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Those posters are hilarious because the compositions of each are great, and if it wasn't for that loving jerkoffy man-boy drawing style, they would all be awesome as hell.
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Dick Trauma posted:I was in Hollywood this morning and noticed this poster. The movie is from 1933 so it's not surprising that Dr. Yen is played by a Dane named Nils Asther but I was surprised that Barbara Stanwyck is drawn in a see through gown and yes, you can see her nipples. The Bitter Tea of General Yen is great, don't knock it. And pre-code posters were ALL ABOUT see-through dresses.  
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Dick Trauma posted:What was the new marvelous screen technique? It was one of the first movies to be told through flashbacks.
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leokitty posted:Bitter Tea owns but it's not even Stanwyck's best film from 1933 Baby Face belongs to Theresa Harris.
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leokitty posted:She is making that knowing face at this post. The real Baby Face of the title, though, is young John Wayne laying some sick game all over the place. Basically Baby Face is the best film.
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Terrifying Effigies posted:After seeing The League of Gentlemen over the free Criterion weekend I got to say it has an amazing poster. There's something terrifyingly Orwellian about the stylized bowler, gas mask and sten gun: Wow, I've never even heard of this one. That's a beautiful poster.
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Arsene Lupine, 1932  The Island of Lost Souls, 1932  
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Sheldrake posted:Still gotta watch Lupine, but I love those posters. Also, speaking of Kathleen Burke: This is another movie that loving OWNS BONES, for the record. Tewratomeh posted:Something a little different... this French poster for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: This is beautiful.
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