Jerseychat 2012: Nike Edition

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Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

how do you decide that black is the primary color of the minnesota vikings?

# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 00:21

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:12

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

swizz posted:

Noam Chomsky for NFL Commissioner

Day 1: Disbands the NFL for promoting regional tribalism that leads to a more violent society.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 16:26

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Toussaint Louverture posted:

On a related note: People, stop confusing my avatar with a Browns player. The Browns helmet has a white face-mask. It's their loving primary logo:

lol like I'm going to pay attention to anything browns related ever.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 13:45

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Nilbop posted:

Hey man, go -

*walks around dude wearing hat*

- Seahawks? Nevermind.

also gotta love anything that has depressedhawk on it.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 22:40

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Good Will Punting posted:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/03/sheet-drops-on-new-nike-uniforms-at-1100-a-m-et/ - Panthers helmet possible leak?

Damnit, I'm going to have to wait to go to the gym until after 11 and now I'm gonna be stuck with the lunch time crowd. Oh well, I can't wait any longer!

The new NFL: every team wears black.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 14:30

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

umm the patriots wearing captain america uniforms owns hard. I would be able to root for the pats if those were the uniforms. the shield would have to be on the palms of the gloves though.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 23:57

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I hope they're playing the bengals when they wear those.

stripes...stripes everywhere.

also maybe Harrison will get confused and give Roethlisberger a major concussion.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 22:53

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Apparantly the steelers are becoming the Wu-Tang clan themed team.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 05:03

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

achillesforever6 posted:

You know I rather have the Steelers wear the Dark Knight Rises jerseys, just for the hell of it.

I would kill to have them play 1 game in the gotham knights jerseys.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 04:22

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I think in the Avengers/JLA crossover the avengers get transported to the DCU and I think Tony or Reed comments that there's a lot more landmass to account for all these extra cities.

Also this is a terrible derail close TFF now, etc.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 16:02

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Central City should totally draft Bart Allen out of the Teen Titans because his ability to phase his molecules will make him impossible to tackle.

and if they lose he can just jump on the cosmic treadmill and they get to replay the game.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 17:06

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Isaac Bruce Bowen posted:

fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I believe in Tim Tebow

# ¿ Apr 27, 2012 07:26

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:12

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Jerry Rice is an exception to the rule. Maybe I'm just bitter because my Grandfather had a baseball signed by Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron and he gave it to the Smithsonian. They don't even loving display it!

well, Harrison Ford approves, i guess?

# ¿ May 21, 2012 19:35

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