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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Officers: Literally more concerned with APFT averages on .ppt slides than actual tactics and strategies. 700 combat hours RIF'd for previous PT referral 92/100 on most recent AF PFT Also, hosed knees. Heat pack on right now.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2012 02:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:51 |
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I can't tell if these are all real product names or if you guys are just loving around.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 08:23 |
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pkells posted:I've been fighting a losing battle at work starting from the day I got here 2 years ago about how we stock the snack fund we have here. We normally have the most junior airman make the runs to the commissary, but I refused to buy all of the candy bars, chips, pop tarts, soda, ice cream, and hot pockets that they normally get. My reason being that we're in a career that requires us to be in shape, and I'd be doing a disservice to everyone else if I were to buy poo poo like that. The snack bar isn't there to make you eat healthy, it's there to turn a profit. Pinuyasha posted:
It's almost like perception is more important than results...
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 03:35 |
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People wouldd probably start doubling up just to show how badass they are.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 06:20 |
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800mg Motrin?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 22:17 |
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Pinuyasha posted:It's only a problem when you have prior kidney damage. For everyone else who doesn't, it doesn't matter. I'd love to see peer-reviewed source for that.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 18:00 |
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What's the front near the bottom mean? More towards the interior side if that matters.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 07:11 |
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Pretty impressive, even if he looks like he needs more popped collars as time goes on. How long did it take to lose 130 lbs?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 15:27 |
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Rrail posted:Dude his bicep looks absolutely disgusting. That's Danny DeVito.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 01:58 |
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MurderBot posted:Anyone else here ever try the paleo diet? I'm currently on day two of it so far, and have almost no problems with hunger or complete cravings of sugars....yet... The couple of people I worked with who were on this the most intolerable fucks I've dealt with in years. That's my only experience with it. It seems to attract the most moronic frat-boy types. Good luck.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 16:38 |
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MurderBot posted:Yikes, intolerable fucks just by personality or the whole "oh you're eating grains? yeah let me tell you something about what grains do to you" guys. Both. The one on my shift constantly gave people poo poo about eating bread and rice. gently caress YOU BUDDY THE SUSHI HERE IS AWESOME
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 20:10 |
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Ashmole posted:Paleo is the loving dumbest bullshit. The loving book admits that they don't even know what cavemen ate. It's a low carb diet justified pseudoscience. There was a picture on W&W that had a flow chart that said something like "did someone have to kill it? was it found in a nest?" If they just said "eat whole foods and complex carbs" it would be OK. Then you have the hardcore advocates saying that grains are the root of all diseases...yeah because cavemen lived such long, healthy lives didn't they? He was kind of stumped when I mentioned that cavemen died out.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 02:03 |
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There's an easy way to tell if it's HI. He'll move to shake your hand, but at the last second pull back and run his fingers through his beard then jerk off.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 15:19 |
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smertrioslol posted:No, he creeped me out. Than he saw me later after I finished my shower and informed me that "THAT IS A CLASSY TATTOO SON." This sounds exactly like him.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 17:36 |
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Rrail posted:I never thought for a moment that violence wasn't going to be the answer. What about a GS?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2012 05:34 |
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AF is straight waist measurement.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 03:59 |
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HeyEng posted:Is creatine even something the DoD pisstests for or even cares about? Your crew will loving hate your bowels. We had an AST who was all about creatine on deployment.
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 06:07 |
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Keeping that in mind as well, since I'll probably be buying a bike next month.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2012 01:15 |
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As soon as I can find a Trek 820 for under $200 (that's not a kid's size).
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2012 16:59 |
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I like all-stars.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2012 07:40 |
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Veins McGee posted:
I do not gently caress gingers.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2012 16:44 |
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It's unlikely they'll pay for it, but there are some DIY solutions scattered around the internet.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 23:38 |
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Veins McGee posted:Nobody cares about the numerous failings of your retarded organization. The Army?
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2012 04:18 |
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psydude posted:Especially Petraeus. But I think we all know why, now. loving is good cardio.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2012 15:28 |
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Internet Wizard posted:I have doors, but the frames are all trimmed in white, and at my last place, my roommate had one of those frame bars, and the padding marked up the doorframe pretty bad. Wrap the padding in duct tape.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 06:13 |
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That GR1 looks like a square Jansport.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 02:00 |
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xwonderboyx posted:I just barely hit 4. I used to be able to do 8. Time to get stronger/lose a bit of weight. We had a PTL that levied some kind of challenge...I don't remember, it was something like if anyone in the group could beat him at pull-ups we wouldn't have to run or something. Some guy jumps up there and does about 15...I was impressed, he didn't even slow down until he was over 10. Then the PTL gets up there, gets to 12 and is really struggling. Then he stops, looks around, smiles, and breaks 20 without slowing.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 02:45 |
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psydude posted:I've noticed a positive correlation between how much I run and my situp score. I maxed the AF situp portion in about 50 seconds and got like 12:15 on the run. I am poo poo at running.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 00:12 |
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AF is lovely crunches, so yeah probably. My prep was to make sure I could max real situps, then for the test do the half-assed AF version.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 02:54 |
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So kipping is throwing your body into it to build momentum and make pull ups easier?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2013 00:44 |
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What about that post makes it sound like a bad weekend?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 04:03 |
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Manmower posted:How does CrossFit compare to a program like p90x? p90x currently seems pretty convenient for me as I can do it at home, but the cardio seems a bit light. Currently supplementing it with lots of running on the side and it seems to do the trick. From what I've heard being able to run fast and often is the most useful skill in the military, but this advice is coming from folks who don't exactly look like they do a lot of cardio. Crossfit is vastly superior. People who do P90x consistently come up short is both smugness and elitism, and completely fail at turning their facebook page into a lovely advertisement full of poor grammar and spelling. Crossfit is really good for combining all these aspects into a cohesive package that nobody gives a poo poo about except your Crossfit bros.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 15:45 |
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Did someone take a picture of you while you're pissing?
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 22:22 |
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Relaxed fit levis you unamerican pricks.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2013 08:04 |
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I'm not even sure what I'm looking at, and I'm disturbingly unsurprised that there's a site called bestgore.com.
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 17:24 |
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I have poo poo technique and I know it. I was ok at swimming as a kid, but in the past 15 years I think I've done normal swimming like 3 times. I couldn't believe I was having a hard time in the swimming test for scuba...it should've been cake. Fortunately the pool there is half urine, so I had good motivation to avoid drowning.
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 18:56 |
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Yeah that's gonna suck when it tears with no warning and you lose 30% mobility in that shoulder.
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# ¿ May 7, 2013 16:30 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:I might take up boxing. Boxing seems cool although I would want to avoid having my face beat in by a 135 lb mexican kid. You missed your chance to beat up on Barber! I've never seen you, but I'm confident you could take him. He punched me once and I was unimpressed...he's too light to have a lot behind it. He fights girls ffs.
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# ¿ May 8, 2013 16:12 |
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Thump! posted:Gonna write this one down, only if for epitomizing my hatred of running in the day and age of mechanized warfare. FWIW most of the world hasn't really entered that age yet.
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# ¿ May 22, 2013 16:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:51 |
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psydude posted:Yeah I cut out soda like a month ago. I should probably stop drinking as much, too. This is really what I should do...but A-I actually like soda and B-I hate caffeine headaches. I have no willpower.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 17:42 |