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FizFashizzle posted:He also found a way to spend a page on bill belichick. Spending a page on Belichick is really the least of King's sins. Belichick is a fascinating character.
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:Deadspin had an article up today about calculating readability of our "favorite" sports reporters. Deadspin should really score a 0.0 by every single readability metric. EDIT: And incidentally Flesch-Kinkaid is a bullshit metric. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:24 on May 24, 2012 |
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Blackula69 posted:Also my girlfriend is a bilingual editor/proofreader for the main publication of the canadian government. So she writes, translates, and edits stuff in both official languages, much of which was written by random public servants with a) no writing training whatsoever b) little skill in their second language and c) a vested interest in obfuscating the real meaning of the law/regulation/proposal. Does it gently caress up her grammar when she's speaking socially? Because I spent a while studying Spanish and I keep having to fight the urge to drop Spanish words into my speech patterns, which is especially annoying since I now live in a place where nobody speaks Spanish.
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Tae posted:Florio assumes the Dolphins are ran by Ashton Kutcher Why, has Demi Moore been seen in Miami recently?
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Blackula69 posted:One hundred and eighty million American dollars for zero-content slideshows Don't forget tits.
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You wouldn't think Jason Whitlock could make that sort of a burn with a straight face considering some of the garbage he's produced, yet there it is.
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Yeah, that article was Legitimately Good. Which just makes his usual output all the more frustrating, really. Then again he worked in Kansas City for a while so maybe the hopelessness of the local sports scene beat him down.
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Nov 15, 2012 05:17
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Sash! posted:Almost 60% of marriages fail because they can't agree if Y counts or not. Oh Jesus
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Declan MacManus posted:Sash I didn't know you liked jokes Of course he does. He went to Penn State.
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The only correct answer to "do you like girls?" is to proclaim you're a big fan of Ellen DeGeneres.
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:"It's not bad but Lena Dunham's narcissism can be a bit much at times. And could Alison Williams do a nude scene now and then?" Oh, yeah, can I change my answer to this? Or something about the Equal Rights Amendment.
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Ozu posted:PFT could actually make a wise decision and kill their comment sections. How will Matt Florio carry on without his #1 source of information?
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Apr 3, 2013 21:01
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Badfinger posted:Why would a man with a website built in his own likeness approve a headshot for his bio that horrendous? A fleeting, ephemeral moment of self-awareness?
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I've been surprised to find that MMQB is actually filled with some interesting discussions about football. Of course none of that is coming from its lead writer. Jesus, I gave a friend one of those and all I got was a pleasant thank you.
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Rap posted:Maybe Peter King was thinking of the bile I sent him: You are a beautiful human being in exactly the way that Peter King is not.
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Peter King is the living incarnation of First World Problems.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:1) Well Dressed Coaches Mike Nolan fought to wear a suit on the sidelines when he was the Niners' head coach. That's all that needs to be said about this one, I think.
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MD2020 posted:And imagine the markup. I recently saw "Philadelphia Eagles sandwich bags" in my local supermarket. 50 count for $3.99. And that's cheap--NFLShop has them for $5.25. But how will you carry your batteries to the game in style if you get plain Ziplock bags?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Peter King amuses me because he seems to have no earthly idea that people loving hate him. He just spends week after week talking about his stupid bullshit completely unaware of how universally loathed he is. The man wrote about his bowel movements in a media column available to readers worldwide and got paid for it. And it wasn't a troll column either. He was absolutely loving sincere about sharing his adventures in mildly-inconvenient diarrhea with the human race as a whole.
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Febreeze posted:I remember someone asked him what he felt about KSK's long standing tradition of mocking him every week and he said he doesn't read it because it made him sad. He's a lucky loving bastard and I hate him unreservedly for it. Basically if you showed Peter King to the God of Moses, he'd go back and rewrite the 10th Commandment. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Ribsauce posted:@SI_PeterKing It means he's gonna run from the Browns chain gang and get shot in the neck in a church by Jimmy Haslam. On the plus side, this means at some point Manziel's gonna eat fifty eggs.
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