Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Skwirl posted:

Not a journalist, but Hemingway would've been dope on Twitter.

Also not a journalist but Joyce Carol Oates is currently dope on Twitter.

Hemingway and Gamers Gate would be amazing.

Also Franz Kafka's Tumblr account. :lol:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I have here James Joyce's fetlife account :itwaspoo:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Skwirl posted:

I was just saying the guy who wrote the shortest short story might be good with 140 characters.

I'd also love to see George Orwell's tweets from the front line of Spanish Civil War.

Have you read his personal letters?

Gentleman would tweet sentences like this. drat fine stuff.*harumph*

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pron on VHS posted:

I've lived in Boston as a non-white, so nah, it isn't

The city's lovely reputation w/r/t race is definitely earned

Yeah, but I'm not surprised New Englander's treat people of Desi descent like poo poo (because of terrorism you see :v:). When was the last time black America was a "threat" to the Harvard set?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'm not endorsing their racism, btw.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The enemies of Miami Football are everywhere.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

That man was paid money to write about sportd literally until the day he died and he is citing wins as a QB stat. What a world.

My realtor father-in-law thinks black and white photocopies of pictures of houses are acceptable flyers for million dollar homes in California, but gently caress me, he's been in sales for 30 years. Of course what worked in the 80s is good todat.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*approaches a woman in a hijab at an open house * I know Nigerians just like you and they keep trying to get me to go to their country but fuuuuuck that place, I don't want AIDS. What do you think of the granite counters?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*literally forgets to put the price of the house on a flyer*

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*has just this month listed two different houses with the wrong number of bathrooms*

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about

How retarded sometimes people who work their whole lives in a field can be completely retarded about it, like my realtor father-in-law. Or me, who has his life posting on SA, and still sucks at it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

OxySnake posted:

Few things infuriate me more then this line of reasoning with QBs. In the world in which Football maybe the number one team sport, it all has to be distilled into a QB carrying a team to a victory.

Some human beings can't even get past the idea that families require teamwork, not just one person "winning" while everyone supports them. I can't imagine how much abstraction it would take to get them to view teams through a scope that isn't singular.


(Still talking about my father-in-law here. In the movie he's going to be played by an aging John Leguizamo with a beer gut. )

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Chiche does your father in law have random "quotation marks" on his flyers

YES, he also Emphasizes Randomly throughout the Flyer because it DRAWS ATTENTION to your product and YOU WANT attention because it is GOOD!

If you don't try to bring attention to things it sounds like a robot wrote it. Just like that. Isn't this terribly uniform? No one wants to buy this.

Also, all of the signs need to be red now. All of them. It stands out. Red stands out more. But no neon-green.

Amy Pole Her posted:

They had absolutely zero link then you just went off the deep end.

I went off the deep end the day I decided to move back to LA.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
From the FA thread

Iodised QQ posted:

A guy called into Mike Francesa today asking about guys like DJ Fluker and Chance Warmack as possible helpful additions to the Giants or Jets offensive line.

Francesa cut him off and said that those players don't exist and are probably just names of the caller's friends.

https://twitter.com/SportsFunhouse/status/839573562939826176

How do I get into sports radio?

  • Locked thread