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That wasn't actually up there. I forgot the password and I don't talk to anyone who updates it anymore
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May 30, 2014 03:30
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Benne posted:Didn't a goon used to run the FakeOmarKelly account, and then quit because it was impossible to distinguish between the real Omar? There are several people who run it and I'm like 99% sure we all forgot the PW. I was given it years ago to update and just never did regularly. Did the original guy start from SA? I thought finheaven.
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May 30, 2014 16:31
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I post the ones I would if I still have it from time to time, I think in this thread, about the hulk and having a man inside me
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May 31, 2014 21:18
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Omar actually blocked FakeOmarKelly before saying a word, and actually contacted both the FOK account and told Twitter to shut it down. Hes a loving gem.
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Aug 13, 2014 00:35
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He's blocked every account of mine by day 2. In some cases he actually blocked on before I said anything - someone retweeted it at him lol
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Sep 2, 2014 16:43
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Sep 9, 2014 00:42
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BANNED SORRY BRO GO SOMEWHERE LESS REAL IM KEEPIN THIS TEAM ACCOUNTABLE
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Sep 23, 2014 17:32
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AAA DOLFAN posted:BANNED Did you people think this was fake? Because this is an actual message from Omar to me when he banned my fake Brandon Marshall account I told him I had more credibility than he did and I was admitted fake twitter person for a few accounts that harasses him. I hate omar so much.
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Sep 29, 2014 23:29
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Good luck. I think everyone lost the password haha.
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Sep 30, 2014 18:14
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Even players tell omar to shut the gently caress up. In press conferences.
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Sep 30, 2014 19:03
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Patriots blogger not afc east. He never knows about buffalo or Miami because why bother I don't even really like Cuban food
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Oct 6, 2014 17:40
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I'm reminded every single day I'm not black enough thanks mom
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Oct 22, 2014 18:45
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Wait until his follow up tweet : @fakeomarkelly - if I'm drafting a quarterback I want a guy who doesn't take no. Who goes in for the kill. Ties her up... Wait what was I talking about again? (It's a meta joke because omar in his infinite wisdom as a talent evaluator constantly refers to KILLS BY A QUARTERBACK. This means he goes for more touchdowns already up and doesn't get conservative
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Oct 31, 2014 17:03
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Ehud posted:Hartline likes to call Omar out. Hartline calls everyone out in every avenue god I love him on miami. He's so loving blunt lol. I've mentioned he does Paul and young Ron all the time and last time he was on he called out wallaces comments saying he understands what he means but it does come off bad after every loss
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Nov 14, 2014 18:53
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Thaddius the Large posted:I just read his Wikipedia page, and it says he owns and operates some random convenience store in Ohio during the offseason? Like, he hangs out at a 7-11 in his free time? Because that's pretty fantastic, way better than a restaurant or car dealership or whatever. Drive thru convenience stores. He opened one and works it so he can learn management skills in the offseason for when he retires. Honestly he strikes me as a guy like crowder who will make his certain dollar figure and leave to secure his brain function. Even if he's cut this year he's still earned something like 12 million over the past 4 years. He's got the skills to. Stick around another 3-4 years in the nfl at a high dollar (over vet minimum) price imo
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Nov 18, 2014 17:21
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And it's why we love him
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Nov 21, 2014 15:40
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Ozu posted:Ricky Williams had such crippling social anxiety that he'd wear his football helmet in the locker room in order to get through the post game interviews. He still did them though because it was his job. How on earth was i beaten by this?! And chiche - just no on what you deem harassment. I mean holy crap. I got in trouble for coming in late 6 times in 3 months. I was warned after 4 times in 2. Time to file that police report I suppose.
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Guys guys guys Omar clears this all upquote:Omar Kelly @OmarKelly 5m5 minutes ago I mean, yeah, you idiots. That was FOREVER ago! I mean, he's talking about Mike Wallace, and when Mathis rumors popped up... Ya know, like 2 weeks ago? Why are people being so stu- three days ago Omar Kelly @OmarKelly Mar 27 Word on the street is Miami has talked to a number of teams about a number of players. They like a Eagles CB or S. I just don't know who. How. loving. Terrible. Is. This. Guy.
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Mar 31, 2015 03:28
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At least the civil case will put all this poo poo to rest, unless it gets thrown out and people think FSUs reach goes all the way to the civil side of things, which is insane. Why on earth do you read Omars twitter good lord
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CharlestheHammer posted:This won't solve poo poo, it will be settled out of court like most of these cases. Im too lazy to argue that Jameis took the stance of complete and utter innocence but whatever. If it was going to settle for cash and a non-disclosure, she'd have gotten her "15k" months ago
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CharlestheHammer posted:Got to haggle bro, Jameis is thrifty as well as a rapist. Wait he's CHEAP, too?! Off the draft board! You don't want your linemen getting Costco shoes as gifts, you want them getting segways. That's super bowl worthy. I'd kill to have fakeomarkelly back. The most popular poo poo used to be the "secretly gay for sean smith" shtick Or the time Omar actually bragged about having been so street tough he shot at a guy and "thanks god everyday that he missed" I tweeted back at him that it's nice to know he's incompetent at things other than writing and I was officially banned
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Apr 17, 2015 13:34
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GNU Order posted:Dude just make a new fake Omar Kelly account that poo poo ruled FakeOmarKelIy might work (capital I) Where's nnnadam I'm like 99% sure he had the pw too. I'll do it if ehud joins.
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Apr 17, 2015 15:44
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Ehud posted:I try to be nice to everyone all of the time Hey dickbag just because you're the most jacked dolphin fan doesn't mean you can ignore me >:-(
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Apr 17, 2015 17:33
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AAA DOLFAN posted:FakeOmarKelIy might work (capital I) Ehud posted:what happened
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Apr 17, 2015 19:09
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Holy poo poo at least Omar is interesting
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Apr 27, 2015 17:56
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White people hate me. Block people, too. - Jason Whitlock
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Apr 28, 2015 00:34
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Hahaha That reminds me of when Omar talked poo poo about the linebacker opposite karlos dansby and during a press conference and the guy replied to his question with "sorry I was too busy wondering why you ain't suited up to play" Omar basically called the LB soft. Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 18:49 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 18:47
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He always cowers down until they retire. Channing crowder destroys Omar kelly on a regular basis on his radio show. Omar can't call out a guy whose not only more intelligent but more athletic and well connected in football so he just kinda takes it
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May 1, 2015 20:34
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Jesus that's just so bad. The syntax is near unreadable
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Jul 8, 2015 19:15
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Sash! posted:Direct pipeline huh. I must have missed the player that literally claimed to be a prophet. I mean, he did claim that the all mighty power in the universe decided to take a few moments of what is likely a very busy existence to make sure he knows NOT to have sexual intercourse with a woman until he mutters a few meaningless words. Dude's a loving whack.
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Jul 9, 2015 15:24
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Armando has way more connection to both players and the team. Why we aren't bringing Evan Mathis back to Miami in a division featuring three of the best defensive tackles in the nfl ok great
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sweet thursday posted:I feel like HBO hasn't done anything to shake my trust in their programming. One time my friend and I walked in on his wife-then-gf and some of her friends watching True Blood and the entire room smelled like crotch. Even that show had a lot of power in its time and that was the worst one Check your PMs I wanted to ask you something
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Oct 12, 2015 17:00
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Mel Mudkiper posted:If its what crotch smells like its kind of fishy That erases 90% of the PM now, thanks for nothing slowpoke And man I hope you're being sarcastic because stop tindering if you arent
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Oct 12, 2015 17:05
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I heard about the "would you kill baby hitler" thing and holy poo poo I can't stop laughing knowing now it's PFTCommentator
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Nov 12, 2015 18:13
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Seriously that's cringe worthy for a poster let alone a millionaire journalist
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I still cant believe he gave Miko Grimes a platform to address Miami fans AFTER SHE DELETED HER TWITTER poo poo.Amazing. He's such an incredible piece of poo poo. Also, just a reminder, knowing what you know about Omar and how snippy and dramatic he can be... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/03/kevin-burnett-challenges-reporter-to-put-on-some-pads-homeboy/ For weeks Omar had been writing passive aggressive articles about Miami's linebackers being soft and weak, even going so far as to say he's seen tougher guys in sandlot games hes played in.
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It really is beautiful. Any other writer, I'm probably saying Burnett overreacted. But Omar constantly put himself on the same level as the players.
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drat man Omar is still salty as gently caress that Lauren and RyanTannehill blew him off their rookie season at some charity bike ride. He tried to get them on his radio show, after writing several articles detailing why Tannehill was an awful draft pick because he didn't have moxy or swagger (one of those words) and Lauren told him to gently caress off or something. Sun Sentinel loves that they get clicks I guess.
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CubanMissile posted:I never heard that story. Makes sense since whenever someone would tweet about a discipline issue with a player (like Incognito), Omar would start saying that people "don't know what's really going on with this team." and that Tannehill was secretly the worst human in the world, to the point where you'd wonder if he was a serial rapist or if he rips the ears off of bunnies or something. Yeah it came out right around the time Miko started doing those stupid jizz comment tweets. Omar is a 23 year old girl as far as drama goes. Luckily not our problem anymore. Maxwell for cheaper than Grimes plus no psycho wife who doesn't forget her place in the organization - non existent!
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