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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

One of the more recent headlines without a story:

"Teen Bonds With Foster Mother During Lesson In Using Cosmetics To Conceal Bruises"

# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 04:04

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 08:11

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

# ¿ Jul 20, 2012 09:02

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

epenthesis posted:

Weird Al Honors Parents' Memory With 'Tears In Heaven' Parody

Probably the the first time The Onion ever left my jaw hanging.

In that same spirit, Child On First Day At Refugee Camp Misses Dead Parents.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 23:33

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Washington�s Hobby Lobby Lobbies To Strengthen Hobbies

A worthy successor to Romney: 'This Is Why They Call Me Turnaround Mitty From Comeback City'

# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 23:46

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Lysidas posted:

EDIT: Picture + headline: Hang-Glider Gang Terrorizes Elderly Hot-Air-Ballooning Couple

This led me to Abused Child Running Out of Black Crayon, which might be my new favorite headline+picture combo.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 04:37

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Bloomberg Defends NYPD�s Controversial Stop And Kiss Program

It's really difficult watching the video while also trying to simultaneously read the jokes on two different news tickers, but ultimately worth the effort.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2013 08:03

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Robert Denby posted:

They are on loving fire today.
College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee

Adding to this:

UConn Holding �Football 101� Clinic For Female Fans

# ¿ May 29, 2014 03:01

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Blast Fantasto posted:

Jesus Christ, Clickhole is the greatest.

Agreed.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 20:49

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Quiz: Who Gives a gently caress?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 19:25

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Volume posted:

Lawyer Claims Woman Can�t Prove She Didn�t Actually Want To Be Set On Fire

"Your honor, technically speaking, there is no true knowledge outside of mathematics."

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 01:15

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

40 Cities, 40 Sandwiches

quote:

Tags: CITIES - WOW - SANDWICHES

# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 01:05

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Quiz: Are You Down With Milk??

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 16:30

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

I am a milk clown.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 02:29

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

My name is Praetorius and I'm here to say:
I want to lead you in battle today.
Those barbarian tribes better pray.
'Cause Rome's going to do pretty okay!
~~Unless we lose, which is a distinct possibili-tay~~

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 00:33

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

100 Celebrity Birthdays

# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:42

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Nouvelle Vague posted:

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes

quote:

"I still got this Slim Jim, though," added Renaldo, holding up the snack food at face-level.

Still possibly my favorite sentence in an Onion article.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 00:54

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 03:43

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Forceholy posted:

Why do some goons hate Vice? I've seen support split 50/50 on the forums. It is because it's run by a bunch of strung out hipster yuppies or because Gavin McInnes is a Libertarian MRA douche?

Whether or not Vice is good depends a whole lot on which part of Vice you're actually watching. Vice News and the HBO show put out respectable journalism on a relatively consistent basis, while the Vice website is loaded with "This Lolcat Will Give You So Many Feels That You Can't Even" and all the other hipster bullshit that you always hear about like taking acid and going to a dog show or whatever. Watch "This Is What Winning Looks Like" if you want an example of something good they've put out.

Also yeah, McInnes is a douche.

For Onion content, a timeless classic.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 00:43

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 16:37

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Softface posted:

Not too long ago we were talking about the Onion article that most resembles our lives, and [url="https:///article/report-its-not-okay-to-just-start-talking-to-peopl-29610"]this one[/url] definitely fits the bill for me.

This article will forever be most relevant to my life and is my secret fear.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 16:33

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Quiz: Will it be October?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 23:11

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

canyoneer posted:

Didn't the forums commission a documentary on it a few years ago?

Don't know about that, but Three Word Phrase did a comprehensive comic about it a while ago:

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 21:29

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/can-you-get-over-your-ex-3234

NoEyedSquareGuy has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Oct 22, 2015

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 21:34

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

They're planning something big:

http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating

This is up now, and I'm already on my way to losing between 3 and 91 pounds.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 20:20

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

�APES LIVE ON ME! APES gently caress EACH OTHER AND EAT EACH OTHER RIGHT HERE ON SATURN!� screams Saturn.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 22:55

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

The 7 Worst Reviews Of My Private Carousel Business That I Have To Admit Make Some Pretty Good Points
This is loving amazing.

I have to drive home on the 405 every day and the traffic is always terrible. Had no idea it was carousel related. Very angry.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 17:48

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Get Innocuous! posted:

gently caress THIS

SEE MORE: gently caress THIS

NoEyedSquareGuy has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Jun 17, 2016

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 22:08

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

6 Quick And Easy DIY Ways To Deprive Your Neighbor Of Sunlight Until He Is Translucent And Sick

# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:07

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

The Greatest Restaurant In The World: Discovering A New Era Of Food At Noma

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 19:36

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Disgrace: The CEO Of Beans Has Stepped Down Amid Reports That There Can�t Be A CEO Of Beans

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 17:41

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 16:55

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Here Are 4 Pics Of The Nasty Prez O-BUMPER Dipping His BUNGLER�S FINGERS In People�s SOUP AND MILK In Order To DESTROY LUNCH For All America

quote:

His NASTY BUNGLER�S FINGERS come sneaking through her window like SNAKES IN THE NIGHT.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 00:55

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Staffer Investigating Puddle Of Slime On Floor Looks Up To Discover Coworker Cocooned In Bannon Ooze

Today was a great day for The Onion and ~~Click~~Patriothole.

Our Brave Savior: Donald Trump Is Working TIRELESSLY To Return The Precious White Orbs Obama STOLE From The FURIOUS Dwarf King That Lives Under America

Man Surveys Party For Next Group To Silently Stand In

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 20:20

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 08:11

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Leading The Resistance: eBaum�s World Is Offering Exclusive Access To An Unreleased �Salad Fingers� Episode For Anyone Who Brings Them The Scalp Of A Nazi

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 17:29

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