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poor and weird posted:'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes Yeah this one is a winner.
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SynthOrange posted:Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air Jesus, this is haunting.
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I don't know if the website has the TV Highlights section, but it's always loving hilarious. I'll transcribe from the most recent print edition:quote:AMC Roast of Matthew Weiner
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Cleretic posted:I came to post this. The Onion's been doing a couple videos of late that are less news-based and more parody of TV and Youtube stuff. Sex House is a favorite of mine already, but it'd be wrong not to appreciate Lake Dredge Appraisal, where part of the video making process I think included recording the video on a fifteen year old VHS that used to have a TV-recorded edit of Star Wars on it. I'm crying.
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"d[-.- posted:b" post="406143628"] gently caress yes, I'm so glad they did another one of these.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTifcI4A0jM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO27Um1ZFHI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_uPu6colaI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5D5MrN9Cg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtqlj_u828 Words can't express how much I enjoy Lake Dredge Appraisal.
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Brother Jonathan posted:And then if you want to despair for humanity, read the entries for it at Literally Unbelievable: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Couldn't make it all the way through.
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Aug 18, 2012 05:33
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See? The Onion was always dark as gently caress.
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Aug 26, 2012 06:08
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:New American Voices: Will.i.am To Debut New Song On Mars. The Onion can get as dark as they want, but I personally can't imagine anything much more depressing or inane then debuting a tepid pop song on a barren, lifeless planet.
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Brother Jonathan posted:It reminds me of this recent one: Nation's Movie Theaters Bracing For 'Hansel And Gretel' Being Perhaps The Biggest Hit Of All Time I was going to post this one. quote:“Folks, I don’t want to be a pain here, but in mere hours we’re going to have hundreds—if not thousands—of screaming Hansel and Gretel fans lined up outside trying to see this film, and if we don’t have a body at every door then these people will, I poo poo you not, burst into the projection room and steal the movie itself right off the projector.” Jesus loving christ 
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Bug Bill Murray posted:http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/25/living/parenting-quvenzhane/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 Oh good lord.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot Holy gently caress, I'm dying.
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Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat
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jojoinnit posted:Looks like someone had to fly spirit recently This seems like the sort of story that we wouldn't normally get from The Onion. There's no humor here, it's just a full page of bitching. It might as well be about waiting in line at the post office.
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It really doesn't need to be said, especially not more than once, but those loving top comments make want to pull my intestines out.
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This belongs in the top ten, good loving god they nailed it so hard.
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I was super disappointed when The Onion seemed to go out of print in NYC (and possibly everywhere?) but I have to admit that they're really making the most of the digital medium here.
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They used to be in paper boxes everywhere in NYC, but I haven't able to find a copy in over a year.
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Our Dumb World is no poo poo one of the funniest books I've ever read. You can't find a book with a higher density of jokes per page.
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Adolescent Girl Reaching Age Where She Starts Exploring Stepfather's Body
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Every loving line is gold.
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TV Showdown Expected As ‘Sleepy Hollow’ Debuts Tonight Against HBO’s ‘Ichabod,’ TNT’s ‘Headless Horseman,’ Showtime’s ‘Cloaked Rider’
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Baron von Eevl posted:The followup part comes from the ongoing saga of Jerry trying to trick Lyndell. Please tell me more.
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Ariong posted:If only there were a thread about the onion which might have that info. I'm sure you wouldn't have to look far! Yeah, dog, I can see those two articles. I wanted to know how extensive the Jerry poo poo Saga has been, and I thought this thread about the Onion would be a pretty good place to ask.
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DoctorWhat posted:If You Grew Up With 'Calvin And Hobbes,' You Need To Watch This Right Now Clickhole is the poo poo
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That DICK! posted:best clickhole quiz yet Looool
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Are You A Dog Person Or An Ant Person?
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Sramaker posted:I watch or read or listen to other stuff, i just avoided news since i tend to feel down after listening to it foor a while You're a gift.
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ultrafilter posted:Also published in the last couple days: Well and truely hosed up. I salute the shadowbrains that wrote these dark tales..
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Leofish posted:Cara Delevingne Kicks rear end In Call Of Duty Trailer, But It’s About Ethics In Games Journalism Starwipe sucks.
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Austrian mook posted:hello, Starwipe You've gotta be loving kidding me.
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The MSJ posted:"Wow, you’re pretty loving annoying about your appreciation for Benedict Cumberbatch. However, you are not as loving annoying as some other people, which means Benedict Cumberbatch is never going to notice you. Better draw some unsettlingly sexual fan art." Yikes its really bad.
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