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Aug 29, 2016 23:43
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Robert Denby posted:Watch This Supercut Of Every Time Harrison Ford Says ‘Harrison Ford’ In ‘The Fugitive’ You know when you put it together like that it actually seems a little unusual!
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Kinda sad that out of all the media it was Clickhole that actually produced a reasonable and thoughtful piece on the Colin Kaepernick "controversy"
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They had to go SOMEWHERE after they gave up their gently caress nest to those guys who needed a mosque vv
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Yvonmukluk posted:And it means they're not likely to be descrating innocent gazebos. Vile teens! 
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Tim Kaine Clearly Ate Rocket Pop During Pence’s Rebuttal The picture is incredible
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I thought this line was a hell of a burn: "News that Pence had vanished touched off a panic in Indiana, where residents feared that he might return to resume his political career." Then I read the last one: "Reportedly, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie offered to fill in for Pence in the event that he became unable to fulfill his duties. That offer was declined." 
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Michelle Obama to DNC: After this Election.... The final line, as always, is amazing.
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Nov 9, 2016 23:25
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mobby_6kl posted:This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘Apocalypse Now' Harrison Ford makes a salient point.
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VolticSurge posted:Here. This should clear things up a bit. Be sure to watch at least one of their videos (any one of them,they're all the same),and you'll get the gist. Did I just get Kellyed? This is a parody website, right? RIGHT!?!
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Nov 16, 2016 05:17
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skull mask mcgee posted:We Don’t Know How To Take Down These Photoshops Of Bald Donald Trump, So We’ve Stretched His Face Out All Wide So Nobody Can Recognize It’s Him Number 4 is amazing. Edit: President-Elect Trump whispers to White House Chef... Jerusalem has a new favorite as of 07:07 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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Nov 16, 2016 06:55
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Nov 23, 2016 23:13
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Joe Biden is considering a 2020 run for President  Also, Secretary of State John Kerry hasn't had his last adventure just yet.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:We Asked 22 Survivors Of The 2010 Chilean Mine Disaster What’s The Worst Mine Disaster They’ve Ever Experienced I'm not sure if the Bear (and it's ultimate fate) or the enraged Diamond-Man were the best part.
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The Onion Film Standard Reviews Rogue One Man, Rosenthal isn't shy about really ripping into the previous year's big Star Wars thing
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ultrafilter posted:Heartwarming: When This Local Hooters Was About To Go Out Of Business, The Skeeviest loving Guys Imaginable Came Together To Save It quote:What’s even more impressive is that many of these blotchy, middle-aged perverts have daughters the same age as the waitresses they come to stare at, but they either don’t care or have a disturbing ability to compartmentalize! Jesus Christ 
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Jet Jaguar posted:As YouTuber James Leitner was looking through footage of Barack Obama from over the years, he discovered something downright eerie: A lone seagull has been following the president wherever he goes. This is absolutely perfectly put together, amazing.
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Another John Kerry article - I guess they're getting these done while they still can  The final line is, as always, incredible. On a more terrifying note: How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare
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ultrafilter posted:Troubling Report: U.S. Intelligence Agencies Have Concluded That If Trump Were Secretly Controlled By Russia, It Would Be Sort Of Badass If You Think About It quote:Maybe Donald Trump isn’t a willing agent, but Russia is blackmailing him with some kind of incriminating file, and the only copy of the file might be on a CD-ROM, and that CD-ROM could be in a shiny metal briefcase. If the briefcase were in a black Mercedes that was driving away, Trump’s presidential limo could chase after the Mercedes through a bustling European city. Both cars would be driving extremely fast and breaking many traffic laws, so police would start chasing both the Mercedes and Trump’s limo. Many of the pursuing police cars might crash into things, and some police cars could get flung into the air. The CIA and FBI indicated “total certainty” of this assessment, and the NSA indicated “moderate certainty.” The whole article is amazing but the above I particularly loved.
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Powaqoatse posted:They embed automatically though? I guess maybe unless you have adblock or something For me on Firefox, if I don't disable tracking protection while browsing SA, twitter links don't embed and have to be clicked on to see what they are.
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ultrafilter posted:Black Man Does 8 Years Going through this I found this goofy ol' favorite 
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Plus one last ( ) Diamond Joe articleWell, last one with him officially the President of Vice, at least.
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Black Man Out Of Workquote:According to sources, the local black resident has cycled through at least three different occupations since turning 40, and was in serious danger of losing his job four years ago. Reports indicate that after taking the position in 2009, he faced daily antagonism from his mostly white colleagues, who reportedly never stopped questioning his qualifications and competence, a situation that is said to have made it difficult for him to perform the duties assigned to him. Great bookend to their first article about President Obama.
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jojoinnit posted:Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March “There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that" Amazing.
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skull mask mcgee posted:This Thought-Provoking Video Shows What The World Would Be Like If No One Smoked I had forgotten all about this. Also, something magical happened because the comments on the video are actually good and fun!
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Jan 28, 2017 23:44
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Feb 11, 2017 12:17
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Feb 11, 2017 23:57
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The Phantom of the Supreme Court I love their Supreme Court stuff
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C.M. Kruger posted:Jeff Sessions Is Continuing To Pore Over A Corkboard Of Interconnected Pictures Of Himself Even After Being Taken Off The Case quote:During one breakthrough moment, Sessions identified a picture he had taken of a car that is often suspiciously parked outside Jeff Sessions’ house as his own car. This one is great.
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Wacky Delly posted:Basically: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/20/the-onion-struggles-to-lampoon-trump?mbid=social_twitter I am so disappointed we didn't get DESPERATE WOMAN SETTLES FOR rear end in a top hat NATION WITHOUT MUCH MONEY
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