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JULIAN ASSANGE
Dec 6, 2012

Julian Assange FACT:
If you unzipped my pants, you would only find more pants.
Richard Feynman is my favourite dude. He's adorable, but you need to see him in motion to get the full effect. It's the excitement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXtnYnoutKk





And on the theme of science, I always love me some Carl Sagan




Now in motion!

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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Hello everyone! Dunno if you remember me from pages back, I did some acrylics of photos posted from this page.

Well, I'm going to enter one into a local competition and I'm not sure which one to enter....I am also offering a prize of a print of your choosing to one person :) Please help me! The entry date is Friday...

Help me Goons!

^Links to my Facebook site^

Sorry if this is spam, I'll get rid of it if it is considered such.

edit--Thank you! VVVV

Rondette has a new favorite as of 12:44 on Apr 24, 2013

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
I can't recall if I said it before but they're absolutely stunning! Here's to hoping you win :) Posted on it but I vote for #3.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.




Feynman is awesome as hell and was one hell of a character. I would have loved to have chill out with him, same with Carl Sagan.

Speaking of Sagan and much, much more recent of a physicist, Brian Cox reminds me a lot of him and is also dreamy to boot.



:allears:


Rondette posted:

Hello everyone! Dunno if you remember me from pages back, I did some acrylics of photos posted from this page.

Well, I'm going to enter one into a local competition and I'm not sure which one to enter....I am also offering a prize of a print of your choosing to one person :) Please help me! The entry date is Friday...

Help me Goons!

^Links to my Facebook site^

Sorry if this is spam, I'll get rid of it if it is considered such.

edit--Thank you! VVVV

Holy moly, these are amazing. I hope you win and I will definitely vote for you!

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Vanderdeath posted:

Speaking of Sagan and much, much more recent of a physicist, Brian Cox reminds me a lot of him and is also dreamy to boot.



:allears:

He's also great on QI whenever he's on.

Herostratus
May 1, 2013


A young Imam Homeini



Rachel, a famous Israeli poet

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Alice Roosevelt Longworth, wild child of Theodore Roosevelt and just as non-conformist.




"She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie."




"Once, a White House visitor commented on Longworth's frequent interruptions to the Oval Office, often because of her political advice. The exhausted president commented to his friend, author Owen Wister, after the third interruption to their conversation and after threatening to throw Longworth 'out the window', "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both."

Herostratus
May 1, 2013



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystyna_Skarbek

Polish WWII heroine and SOE agent Krystyna Skarbek, AKA "Christine Granville". Known as a possible inspiration for the character of Vesper in the James Bond novel Casino Royale.
The details of her exploits during the war are incredible.
Here is one example:

"On 13 August 1944, at Digne, two days before the Allied Operation Dragoon landings in southern France, Cammaerts, Xan Fielding—another SOE agent, who had previously operated in Crete—and a French officer, Christian Sorensen, were arrested at a roadblock by the Gestapo. Skarbek, learning that they were to be executed, managed to meet with Capt. Albert Schenck, an Alsatian who acted as liaison officer between the local French prefecture and the Gestapo. She introduced herself as a niece of British General Bernard Montgomery and threatened Schenck with terrible retribution if harm came to the prisoners. She reinforced the threat with a mercenary appeal—an offer of two million francs for the men's release. Schenck in turn introduced her to a Gestapo officer, a Belgian named Max Waem.

For three hours Christine argued and bargained with him and, having turned the full force of her magnetic personality on him... told him that the Allies would be arriving at any moment and that she, a British parachutist, was in constant wireless contact with the British forces. To make her point, she produced some broken... useless W/T crystals....
'If I were you,' said Christine, 'I should give careful thought to the proposition I have made you. As I told Capitaine Schenck, if anything should happen to my husband [as she falsely described Cammaerts] or to his friends, the reprisals would be swift and terrible, for I don't have to tell you that both you and the Capitaine have an infamous reputation among the locals.'

Increasingly alarmed by the thought of what might befall him when the Allies and the Resistance decided to avenge the many murders he had committed, Waem struck the butt end of his revolver on the table and said, 'If I do get them out of prison, what will you do to protect me?'"

The agents were released and the event fromed the core of her legend. Sadly she died an untimely and tragic death, murdered by a jilted suitor shortly after the war. With her homeland occupied by the Soviets, it was only fairly she recieved some recognition there.

Mr. Tibbs
Aug 4, 2012

They call me Mister Tibbs!
I'd like to thank this thread for showing me how handsome young Stalin was and inspiring this cover:

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Apparently someone neglected to show you guys Lucille Ball before I Love Lucy;







And of course the controversial "Lucy's Tits" which rabid fans claim is not a picture of her but I think that we all know the truth...

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


Young man Jefferson Davis! :swoon:

Just look at that chin.

Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
Woah, get that Booth family crap out of here. The king of the antebellum American stage was Edwin Forrest:



Beloved by Bowery Boys and Ned Buntline alike, he was the first popular American actor, playing everywhere from the camps of San Francisco to the great theaters of New York. Nationalists lauded his "naturalistic" acting style as compared to the "sissified" posturing of classically trained actors like William Macready. His performances were hallmarked by his booming voice and feats of physical prowess. He would eventually travel the world, even going to Russia (where, according to his journal, he had a lot of sex).

Of course there is some downside. He was partly responsible for the Astor Place Riot, and unfairly accused his wife of adultery, fighting a court battle against her for, basically, the latter part of his life.

And on poets:



John Berryman

"Life, friends, is boring/We must not say so/After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns/
we ourselves flash and yearn..."

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Rides Naked posted:

Nationalists lauded his "naturalistic" acting style as compared to the "sissified" posturing of classically trained actors like William Macready.

So he was a 19th century Marlon Brando?

Eegah!
Jul 26, 2010




Going to have to go with Madame Nhu, the pseudo-first lady of South Vietnam.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

William Bear posted:



Young man Jefferson Davis! :swoon:

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the rebel base?

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Gorilla Salad posted:

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the rebel base?

drat you now I'll never be able to unsee that.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Militia women in the Spanish Civil War :swoon:









uberwekkness
Jul 25, 2008

You have to train harder to make it to nationals.

ChlamydiaJones posted:

Apparently someone neglected to show you guys Lucille Ball before I Love Lucy;







And of course the controversial "Lucy's Tits" which rabid fans claim is not a picture of her but I think that we all know the truth...

Actresses in this era always make me feel so much better about my nose. For years and years I was so bummed that I didn't inherit my mom's cute little nose, but once I saw photos of Hedy Lamarr and Lucille Ball's profiles, it made me feel heaps better. Even more awesome, was when I realized I got my nose from my grandma, who was drop dead gorgeous when she was young. (I always fawn over a young picture of her when I visit their house. Ever since I was in middle school.)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

This man is 45. It boggles the mind.

Phillip K. Dork
May 25, 2011

Doctor Rope
Lookidatfukkinchin.

LOOK.

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NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken
Came across this website and it made me think of this thread instantly, so here's a treasure trove of pics from around 1850-1920 of mostly young men, half of them famous.

http://mydaguerreotypeboyfriend.tumblr.com

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Looks different without the 'tache...



but drat that's a handsome young man :o:

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Vladimir Ilych Lenin in disguise circa the February Revolution. Sadly that's not his real hair.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Good lord, I came here to post Lenin too.

Here he is looking hotter than Stalin:



His fan-art:



Looking all statesman-like:



Enigmatic, cute and smiley:



"Taxi back to my (publicly owned) place! :heysexy: "



edit: And a sexy communist who applied Marxist philosophy far, far better than the USSR, Thomas Sankara:

Stottie Kyek has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Sep 1, 2013

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Stottie Kyek posted:

edit: And a sexy communist who applied Marxist philosophy far, far better than the USSR, Thomas Sankara:


I'd never heard of him before now but having read his wiki page goddamn. I might not personally think he's handsome but a man like that deserves to have women throwing themselves at him.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Feeble posted:

I'd never heard of him before now but having read his wiki page goddamn. I might not personally think he's handsome but a man like that deserves to have women throwing themselves at him.

I'm not sure the man himself would have agreed he deserved that :ironicat: http://newwavefeminism.tumblr.com/post/10401292500/fyeahblackhistory-womens-liberation-and

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Pretty sure humbleness and treating women with honest respect and equality are valued traits on the dating scene. My point still stands :colbert:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Stottie Kyek posted:

edit: And a sexy communist who applied Marxist philosophy far, far better than the USSR, Thomas Sankara:

I'm not so sure about that considering he eventually shut down unions and the press, but yeah compared to the USSR of his time he was basically Marx's wet dream.

Also goddrat his successor was a piece of poo poo:

Wikipedia posted:

On October 15, 1987 Sankara was killed by an armed gang with twelve other officials in a coup d'état organised by his former colleague, Blaise Compaoré

[...]

Compaoré immediately reversed the nationalizations, overturned nearly all of Sankara's policies, rejoined the International Monetary Fund and World Bank to bring in desperately needed funds to restore the “shattered” economy, and ultimately spurned most of Sankara's legacy.
:fuckoff:

Did I mention Compaoré's been in power for 32 straight years ever since? :suicide:

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Gen. Ripper posted:


Did I mention Compaoré's been in power for 32 straight years ever since? :suicide:

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Speaking of Communist hotties:



Zhou Enlai, the man who spent his entire life trying to fix everything Mao broke and the 20th century's best diplomat (according to Kissinger).

If I had a time machine, I'd make sure Mao "mysteriously vanished" in 1949 so this dreamboat could set things straight.



Aww yeah.

Bro Dad has a new favorite as of 20:26 on Sep 3, 2013

BatsBjorg
Nov 5, 2008

Helluva girl! Shame about that business during the war though ... Now where's my whisky?


Can't believe I haven't yet seen the wonderful Clara Bow, Hollywood's first "It Girl." (No really, they put her in a movie called, quite unsubtly, "It.")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5vgMWGe444


She seems downright modern when compared with a lot of other silent film-era actresses. She's just enchanting. :allears:


And, Gary Cooper, who came to represent a certain sort of earthy, unfussy, do-the-right-thing manliness, began his career in the 20s as a totally glammed-out gorgeous young thing.


(Pictured with Lupe Velez, an equally hot historical hottie.)

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



H-h-has Hoh-hot-hot Hillary been posted?

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Okay, that pout is adorable :3: I don't think I'd be able to say no to her no matter what she asked.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


drat. Both of them.

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Eegah! posted:



Going to have to go with Madame Nhu, the pseudo-first lady of South Vietnam.

Unfortunately she (allegedly) said some horrible things and was married to a pretty reprehensible man. Not trying to say he was much worse than Uncle Ho however.

Speaking of Leftists, Nestor Makhno had a certain kind of smoulder only a romanticized anarchist revolutionary could. His band found itself at war with Bolsheviks (who were sometimes allies), Russian Whites, Hetmanate supporters, Cossacks, German and Austro-Hungarian encroachers and Ukrainian nationalists, which they did pretty successfully before being directly targeted by the victorious Bolshevik party. They were famous for mounting machine guns onto horse-drawn carriages, which fit their lack of heavy equipment and soldiers. He died in exile in France in his mid-40s, which is pretty good for a leftists revolutionary.



(Centre)

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Douche Wolf 89 posted:

They were famous for mounting machine guns onto horse-drawn carriages, which fit their lack of heavy equipment and soldiers.
With the slogans "you ain't loving getting away" in front and "you ain't loving catching up" in the rear.

quote:

He died in exile in France in his mid-40s, which is pretty good for a leftists revolutionary.
That's like half the people on the wrong side of that particular war.

(Hell, Trotsky died in exile at age 60.)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mr. Mambold posted:

H-h-has Hoh-hot-hot Hillary been posted?



This is a crosspost from the Idiots on Social Media thread, so pardon the stupid political meme-ing.



I wouldn't mind being bossed around by early 70's Hillary.

Darmvlinder
Jan 14, 2013
Maxfield Parrish



Not only being an exceptional talent in painting and creating colour depth, he had the square jaw masculine look rocking. An absolute stud.

Apparently, he was an art-hottie too. He had these amazing techniques.

Wikipedia posted:

Parrish's art features dazzlingly luminous colors; the color Parrish blue was named in acknowledgement. He achieved the results by means of a technique called glazing where bright layers of oil color separated by varnish are applied alternately over a base rendering (Parrish usually used a blue and white monochromatic underpainting).

He would build up the depth in his paintings by photographing, enlarging, projecting and tracing half- or full-size objects or figures. Parrish then cut out and placed the images on his canvas, covering them with thick, but clear, layers of glaze. The result is realism of elegiac vivacity. His work achieves a unique three-dimensional appearance, which does not translate well to coffee table books.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:

Rough Lobster posted:

Have this instead:

A russian sniper chick from WW2. No idea of the name. :swoon:
Someone on page 2 identified her as Lyudmila Pavlichenko, but she's not. This is Lyudmila Pavlichenko:





The woman from your post is Roza Shanina, who was killed in action right at the end of the war, age 21. Her nickname was supposedly "Horny", she sounded like a bit of a party girl :allears:







Apparently these two are Lyudmila Trosky and Nina Slonova, part of a partisan group in Ukraine:



Red Army snipers :swoon:

William Bear posted:

The man in charge of UN peacekeepers in Srebrenica in 1995, Lt col Thomas Karremans, failed to prevent a genocide (though it wasn't all his fault: He had restrictive ROEs)

He had a great mustache.


He looks a lot like my dad. I wish I could grow a moustache half as ballin' as either of them.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Alain Delon, still the purtiest boy I ever laid eyes on:

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