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JavaScript is pretty amazing cause you can use one language for both client side and server side. No more learning a dozen languages to make your web app. One is all you need.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 00:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:46 |
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just learn functional programming in archaic languages and then no one will be able to understand if you passed the fizzbuzz correctly
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 14:30 |
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the login would look FAAAABULOOUS in a mauve
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 14:07 |
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erlang and haskell are cool cause you can spray poo poo across all your rooms simultaneously and are notified when you miss a spot, without the global poo poo smearing taking a poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 00:38 |
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my posting is single threaded for yospos
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 00:58 |
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ahhh spiders posted:yea thats why i like prolog i just ask for a baked cake and it happens. pwned it just takes 24 hours
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 11:20 |
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I'm fluent in HTML and CSS. What's everyone else's favorite language?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 11:54 |
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too bad erlang's string handling can't be solved no matter how much time you put into it who wants to parse strings in 2012? not i, says the erlang coder
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 13:26 |
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Wikipedia posted:Category theory is an area of study in mathematics that examines in an abstract way the properties of particular mathematical concepts, by formalising them as collections of objects and arrows (also called morphisms, although this term also has a specific, non category-theoretical sense), where these collections satisfy some basic conditions haha no
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 13:32 |
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im "learning" j again quicksort=: (($:@(<#[) , (=#[) , $:@(>#[)) ({~ ?@#)) ^: (1<#) suck it legibility havers
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 14:10 |
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I have a great idea for a new social network. I need someone with expert command of design and backend development work. I can pay $20/hour.
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# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:46 |
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Must sign an NDA for more information!
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# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:46 |
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crankit please change your avatar i dont want people to confuse my posting with yours
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# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:56 |
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Necc0 posted:pick up an algorithms book and learn some math but i want to program, i dont want to waste time with math
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# ¿ May 3, 2012 20:46 |
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wanna be interviewed by jonny
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 10:52 |
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lol @ going on interviews for jobs you don't already have
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 15:16 |
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are you a yes man who isnt gonna rock my boat and make me do real work with real deliverables?
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 15:58 |
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Rufo posted:yo analvolcano go and learn what a set is or something idk juelz dip dip santana set set
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 19:14 |
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i like graphs, but i do not like graph's [posting] makes u think
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 19:18 |
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i like coding my graphs in d3
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 19:32 |
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lol tef youve never taken a cs course
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# ¿ May 5, 2012 00:03 |
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tef posted:I've failed more cs courses than you've had empty quotes no one likes anything i say so more than 0 isnt impressive. fail harder plz
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# ¿ May 5, 2012 01:11 |
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MononcQc posted:While we're in algorithm talk, I'd like to ask if anyone has a few tips here. im pretty stupid but that seems very similar to BLAST lookups, or at least, the underlying algorithm they use in BLAST may be worth checking out. there's way less variety in the search strings (ACTG only), but 10s or 100s of millions of characters of genome to search through
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# ¿ May 5, 2012 13:46 |
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Char posted:in before "all programming is crunching data" hurf durf i sniff dijkstra's farts from a jar this except unironically. functional programming > *
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# ¿ May 5, 2012 16:12 |
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also in lisp similar languages the program itself is even more data!!!! makes u think
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# ¿ May 5, 2012 16:12 |
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use sublimetext cause the package installer is amazing and it has solarized and its cross platform thanks!
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 14:37 |
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A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says "hey can I JOIN you?"
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 20:21 |
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The PH (Programming Humour) thread: A SQL query goes to a restaur edited to be more inclusive of the international community
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 20:22 |
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this is a blatant violation of my rights as a white male i demand you take it down -tinselt0wn's lawyer
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 21:53 |
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linus is dreamy. hell, he even saves GA's posting
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# ¿ May 10, 2012 15:14 |
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i wrote my first asp.net MVC app today and it was painful and im still reliving every moment
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# ¿ May 11, 2012 00:47 |
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fidel sarcastro posted:i like yospos as much as the next guy but the people who post in it are terrible
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# ¿ May 12, 2012 21:22 |
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on the other hand, python programmers *pic of elgruntox*
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# ¿ May 13, 2012 13:59 |
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if i wanted to read a massive amount of wordy bullshit i would code in objective c
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 14:46 |
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qntm posted:what the hell is a monad academic bs
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:44 |
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Sulk posted:homo nads
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:47 |
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guys you ever hear of the stanford prison experiments? tahts crazy. it really makes u think
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:50 |
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JawnV6 posted:i actually read zimbardo's book, thx 4 assumin im a dumb tho lol would you buy mengele's book too?
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:53 |
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dear diary, i threw my back out shitposting today
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 18:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:46 |
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tef i miss your E avatar
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 19:56 |