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0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
python's standard library is poo poo.
Ruby has like a dozen of creepily named libraries for any single task you may want to do

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0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
im making my next website in react

http://nodephp.org

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
consoles, vim, and fixed width

why do developers love using old paradigms for doing poo poo? some developers have actually made things easier to do things with a computer in the past 20 years!

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
no i literally dont understand why people havent embraced real IDEs over XDA levels of riced out vim/emacs installs

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
seriously look at the IYG android threads where they talk about using custom roms and compare that to vim talk

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

JawnV6 posted:

:(){:|:;};:

fin

love me some APL

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

all languages are virtually the same, hth

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Jonny 290 posted:

perl is great, autoviv is great, man i am really starting to like it a lot
you're too good a poster to start such a transparent perl gimmick

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
a well designed data warehouse owns

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

better designed than most enterprise software i see

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i fall asleep halfway through reading any objective C method call

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Fren posted:

NSarcolepsy

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
lol @ coding anything. either your idea is poo poo or someone will have something for you already on the app store

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Wheany posted:

Oh no, the threads are no longer normalized....

this is why we can't have search great job aaah spiders

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
quitting is the best part of any job

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
cashing in stock options is the second best. except if youre FB or ZNGA

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
when i quit i asked for more money to stay and they were like lol no, you don't do anything, and that product sorta collapsed shortly thereafter.

schadenfreude is amazing

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
erlang, because erlang is literally the best

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i literally dont understand why people dont use javascript for everything now, since you can have a simple technology stack from the server to the frontend, rather than a house of cards of python/ruby/javascript god knows what

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
just use express.js and node if you want true simplicity and ease of development

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

CaptainMeatpants posted:

lmao

guys is there a good thing to use for setting up documentation & architecture & flowcharts and whateverfor a new project

OmniPlan + OmniFocus + OmniOutliner

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Internaut! posted:

what is the big deal about python 3 migration anyway

I keep reading people complaining about it

also trexeaterofcadrs does groovy 2.0 fix those problems you experienced, we have some jvm integration work coming up and I'd like to use it
python 3 focuses on cleaning up the language instead of backwards compatibility and poo poo like numpy and django dont work on it, which are like the only 2 reasons people use python

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
if being able to manage your projects efficiently to save you time isnt worth $200 your job is a pos

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

etcetera08 posted:

yes the only two options are a $200 poo poo program or you have a lovely job, ty for yr analysis

another option is that you work hard for your manager to make all the money and get all the attention and you resent your customers and anyone not in IT

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
as a rule of thumb, if your audience can understand the point youre trying to make by looking at your slide and not listneing to you, you've failed as a presenter and i'm going to just be playing on my phone while you ramble about god knows what

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
take out as many words as you can from each slide, then drop the word count in half form there you idiots. i dont want to see your talk's outline copy and pasted into a few themed powerpoint slides.

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
also subliminal flashes of porn ala fight club work wonders

hth

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Rufo posted:

put gently caress all information on your slides and then present it really badly so nobody has a clue what your on about either during or after

this except unironically

edit: i work for mckinsey irl, maybe you've seen a little show called house of lies


edit2: hi, my name is kristen bell, r u cuet rufo

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Rufo posted:

insist on using your mac laptop but dont bring that converter thing they need to work with vga projectors, erupt in a fit of righteous indignation as you delay everyone

ew, just use keynote on your ipad

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

MononcQc posted:

Other people use it and you don't control them.

if we all use adblock are you out of a job?

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
when is riak going to be ported to windows

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i dunno why you laugh its my favorite nosql but the lack of support for real operating systems is troubling at best

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

(jargon, chiefly computing) Capable of or characterized by an adequate or excellent level of performance or efficiency.

retard IT workers who spent their entire life avoiding picking up a book come up with the best additions to the language

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
id love to dialogue with you further re: etymology. let's take it offline

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
we are just discovering additional features of the language, slowly converging to the platonic ideal of english (hint: Its us english)

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Toady posted:

DO WHAT THE gently caress YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004

Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>

Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.

DO WHAT THE gently caress YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

0. You just DO WHAT THE gently caress YOU WANT TO.


dont use a stupid hipster license. just use MIT/BSD/Apache like a real person

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
pet a cat and maybe write a code and go to bed and tomorrow will start anew!

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
someone make a joke about visual studio then you press i and get into insert studio

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
var events = db.vEvtxRecords.Where(item => item.LevelName == level && item.MachineName.Contains(host)).Take(1000)

0xB16B00B5 fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Jul 20, 2012

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0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
what the gently caress is an index i dont need that garbage

edit: traditional RDMS are at the end of their lifetime for 99% of applications and provide 0 value over infinitely more scalable key-value or document stores. Or you can use some awful mysql sharting

0xB16B00B5 fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jul 20, 2012

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