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i'm the footnote that sheepishly admits that rust doesn't have a formal standard for every other language to target
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when you've got a complicated concurrent architecture that can't be solved with the basic concurrency primitives and can't be clearly reasoned about (without lots of vague parentheticals), the problem ain't in the lack of equally complicated concurrency APIs
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cute animals on reference book cover e: swing and a miss: 
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Dec 20, 2016 17:18
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meanwhile, back at the kindergarten:
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Dec 20, 2016 18:48
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I thought it was naughty dog who had the bespoke artisanal lisp game logic engine that only one person on the planet could comprehend? but yeah, expecting career game programmers to achieve anything outside of their c++ comfort zone whilst maintaining quality, usability, functionality and delivery schedule is madness. doubly so in when dabbling in the chaos magic of 2010 web tech.
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Mar 3, 2017 23:02
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nothing can troll c++ folks more than c++
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May 17, 2017 17:00
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VikingofRock posted:I demand the ability to write a program which only compiles in finite time if there are odd perfect numbers! boost contributor found
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Jul 24, 2017 09:27
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Bloody posted:cooperative is really good, sometimes go on, i trust you
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Jul 28, 2017 21:30
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Arcsech posted:good, gently caress people who use turdy tld-only email addresses imagine opening the inbox of test@test
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Sep 23, 2017 19:00
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wow, prolog is hella overkill for that purpose.
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Mar 11, 2018 00:36
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you don't understand, it's cleverly deliberately primitive so that google's world class
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Apr 27, 2018 07:02
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put a ring on it
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May 4, 2018 21:13
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valves, lamps and tape reels
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May 12, 2018 15:09
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floatman posted:Abstraction is basically the amount of work the other developer did that makes your work easier no true abstraction
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Aug 6, 2018 10:58
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Volte posted:elm brb, forking elm into "a capricious language for whimsical webapps" named twee
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Aug 26, 2018 20:38
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:has anything non trivial and worthwhile ever been written in lisp? i know i can't think of anything off the top of my head, and it's not like something of that vintage hasn't had time to bear fruits. fortran i can at least say has provided plenty of numerical routines that'll be used for millennia to come the semi-procedural musical auto-accompaniment engines in yamaha keyboards are based on a system modelled in lisp of course, it's was implemented as primitive C & macros for micro-itron with countless nested stack allocated interim string buffers, ready to overflow in the presence of one too many 32nd note in a bar 'cos suffering makes the music sweeter
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Oct 29, 2018 16:17
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so the c++ standards committee is just a pit of hungry hippos continuously eating proposals and pooping out an evergrowing ball of specification, right? e: katamari damacpp
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Nov 11, 2018 22:59
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Zlodo posted:tbf adding new keywords is always risky, there's always the risk of picking something already widely used as an identifier in the wild unless you pick some super awkward keyword (like how they had to use co_yield for coroutines) just continue extending static imo
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Jan 10, 2019 10:44
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if the hash suits smoke it
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Mar 3, 2019 21:09
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did you just tell me to go foo myself?
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Jul 11, 2019 19:15
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Boiled Water posted:its more common than you think "So, here is our first-pass, narrow vertical slice, skunkworks proof-of-concept prototy-" "Ship it! Ship it real good!"
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Jul 12, 2019 12:11
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I thirst for Forth!
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Aug 11, 2019 10:27
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All compiler & runtime messages must be chosen for maximum anti-SEO. line 69: unexpected celebrity def ERROR: new terrorist thread detected and killed
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Jan 16, 2020 12:59
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fart simpson posted:xml literals lol badlang will obviously support template meta-programming through inline xslt literals.
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Jan 17, 2020 11:45
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taqueso posted:How in the world did CORBA get greenlit when COBRA is right there? corba was a weapon of those who wear suits at weekends; the coolest they'd ever get close to was printing out system diagrams indistinguishable from doom maps
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Jun 19, 2020 16:30
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c++ has a print-out of a scheme implementation in its attic
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Jul 7, 2020 10:39
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Athas posted:I am not a native English speaker and I prefer by a factor of one billion percent that the software I use is not localised. Good news! In my experience every localisation venture gets poo poo-canned as soon as the boss learns that it will cost more than an person-afternoon piping the code base through google translate. Plunk. straight into the shitter next to all the accessibility proposals.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:as far as I know there is no special term for "number of programmers" you take some devs and some tech and you jam 'em all together you get a buggy poo poo stack a buggy poo poo stack
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python needs for...candles
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Feb 22, 2022 11:35
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its like an ai parody of a modern lang, with the wild shift of tones from bold confidence in the opening paragraphs, the syntax bingo and word salad docs, to the requests for assistance on the roadmap. all the best batteries are included! (plz give batteries)
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Sweeper posted:haunted code go to statement considered jump scare
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Sep 26, 2023 21:58
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Athas posted:What should the default number type be? s-expression
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Oct 24, 2023 00:07
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I've just encountered Frink, a lang that natively tracks units of measure with arbitrary precision, unit conversions, error bounds, etc. https://frinklang.org/#SampleCalculations I'm kinda charmed by it.
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common lisp interop is something to be taken care of just as soon as I finish tuning this 12 string guitar...
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Nov 4, 2023 11:24
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if we study the progenitor, learn its weaknesses, then maybe we can finally rid this cursed earth of the entire lot!
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Feb 9, 2024 15:50
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Show them Rust until they scream for Scheme.
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Nomnom Cookie posted:loop{} with a FIXME to think about doing something sane a new universally applicable design pattern has been added to my toolkit
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Soricidus posted:nightmare fuel: imagine if there was a gnu perl MS Visual Perl for Applications
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you're the mainframe now, dec
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