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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

JawnV6 posted:

is there a joke language based on the table flippin dude yet

raise exception

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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
what about jack of zero trades master of none

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

barbarianbob posted:

i wish there was only one programming language ever. then people wouldnt have to argue.

verilog

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
~my abet certification~

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
same w/ the MOZART WAS THE ROCK STAR OF THE 1700s crap that people try to pull to get kids to listen to classical music

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Zombywuf posted:

I write raw hex because I have a side job as a switch.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Cocoa Crispies posted:

best work, especially if you use modern powerful languages instead of outdated and broken trash like java & php
modern powerful languages like fortran 77

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

quiggy posted:

finally a language i can get behind
technically it comes out of your behind

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
yospos help me understand the difference between multiple dispatch and overloading

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Phobeste posted:

overloading is defined at compile time. multiple dispatch is runtime based on the type of the object at hand i think

wouldn't that just be the same as polymorphism though

or does md also extend to primitives or something like that

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

coffeetable posted:

had a choice between learnin matlab, r or python. so im learnin python. rip.

julia looked neat but doesnt have the same ecosystem yet :(

enjoy your peers being unable to run or figure out your code because you didnt pick matlab

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
i just wanted to say lol @ all 1-indexed programming languages

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Symbolic Butt posted:

lol at caring about trivial irrelevant poo poo

sorry this is the one thing (one of the things?) that brings out full sperg in me

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

fleshweasel posted:

lol nil != nil somebody should be shot for that

this also evaluates to false

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
my favorite part of NaN is when compilers optimize out edge cases for dealing with NaNs

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

tef posted:

fwiw i'm now a heroku/salesforce employee

i write cloud and cloud based accessories

hank hill of Silicon Valley

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/507228687465320448

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Vanadium posted:

I guess if 10 years sounds like a long-enough timeframe to phase out your product to you, you shouldn't be in the programming languages business??

still use basic at work cause the underlying code base was originally written in the late 80s

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

VikingofRock posted:

Python has a very nice standard library, and a bunch of its third-party libraries are really good too (especially for data science: see matplotlib, numpy, scipy, pandas). Also by plang standards python 3's syntax is pretty nice and has very few surprises (stuff like for-else notwithstanding).

Personally, I wish the data scientists had picked a different language to pour all their infrastructure into, but they could have made a much worse decision than python so I guess I should count my blessings.

whoa now i wouldn't go so far to call mpl good

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
t.co call

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
you could say it has a lot of rust to shed

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
Well I might be forced to learn Go soon since the lead dev has a boner for it

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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

a witch posted:

printf is the officially recommended debugger for go

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