THC posted:

Golang unironically owns

z0ratio fartboner posted:

no

lol

newreply.php posted:

j/k i never open my linkedin

best job offers come from clients who have recommended me, or from people you randomly meet at a bar or something. i posted about a huuuge offer i got one day from a dude i had been talking with a couple of times but we both didnt know the other worked in IT as well. turned it down tho bc it seemed v difficult

newreply.php posted:

so why not do a java job? do some python work on your own to show off if you want a python job.
ideally, learn a language for real men, such as C, or it's more evolved, smarter offshoot, Objective-C in conjunction with the wonderful Cocoa and CoaocoaTouch libraries

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

learn the gently caress out of java, move to chicago, sell your soul to a trading firm, get paid 150-175k

Ronald Raiden posted:

I don't really have anything on my github and its not really an issue right now but I think for down the line it would be cool to have some stuff or contribute to a thing, the problem is yea, I suck at doing projects that aren't for work or school.

tef posted:

fizzbuzzin'

code:

>>> from collections import Counter
>>> Counter("lol butts")
Counter({'l': 2, 't': 2, ' ': 1, 'b': 1, 'o': 1, 's': 1, 'u': 1})
>>> 

tef posted:

http://jsil.org/try/

Internaut! posted:

the only people who say that are hipsters/kids or people with some snowflake solution to sell

java the language is very small and simple, you don't need to use 15 design patterns to do simple poo poo if you don't want to and people who argue that you do are loving idiots

seriously for what 90% of all development being done anywhere? C, C++, Java and bash scripts are all you'll ever need in terms of languages, this was true 10 years ago and it's still true today

the world needs more expert C developers who know how the linux kernel works in detail, not more hipster dilettantes who've sampled every language and paradigm on earth and can only make lovely crud web apps in all of them

BonzoESC posted:

8======D {} (;

me and i²'s wife

Luigi Thirty posted:

use python 3

Deuterieux posted:

i skipped the lat few pages. are all programming languages, methodologies, and development environments still unmitigated pieces of poo poo?

HORATIO HORNBLOWER posted:

$5000 isn't what the degree cost, it's the amount of debt i incurred to get it

and while yes I learned plenty from cormen's book I learned practically nothing from the teacher "teaching" it but the general worthlessness of cs programs is a whole other thing

Werthog posted:

re: programming languages

so i'm taking that online compilers class and during yesterday's lecture he showed three examples of archaic programming languages with ambiguity that can gently caress with lexical analysis

fortran, pl/1

guess the third one

Sock on a Fish posted:

php more like lol

http://eindbazen.net/2012/05/php-cgi-advisory-cve-2012-1823/


We checked the Apache source, and it complies exactly with the RFC: if there is NO unescaped ‘=’ in the query string, the string is split on ‘+’ (encoded space) characters, urldecoded, passed to a function that escapes shell metacharacters (the “encoded in a system-defined manner” from the RFC) and then passes them to the CGI binary.

Unfortunately, it appears the PHP devs forgot about this section of the RFC, and decided to remove the code which defends against it somewhere in 2004:


Oddly enough, the PHP documentation still claims that PHP ignores command line arguments when run in CGI mode. That documentation page also describes another mitigation used in PHP: the REDIRECT_STATUS environment variable must be set, or PHP will refuse to run as a CGI script. This means we cannot directly access /cgi-bin/php5-cgi. This doesn’t really inconvenience us though, as mentioned earlier :-)

Sniep posted:

ppp posted:

it says stanford right on the page, idk what you are talking about

Rufo posted:

then this should definitely be your starting point. being able to understand formal logic and reading/writing proofs and WHAT A GRAPH IS is a fundamental skill in cs

you can forget most of what you did in calc cos its not reallllllly applicable much at this point

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

just because you dont understand programming doesnt mean the documentation is bad

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

please tell me you use svn

Toady posted:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/166030/PBD/etsy-techcrunch.png

text editor posted:

Some enterprising young ex-tech workers create a brothel where programmers will feel comfortable enough to go. They decide that in order to attract normally shy and uncomfortable programmers, they should outfit the rooms with blinking lights, paint source code on the walls, and teach the prostitutes to make small talk about the differences between Vim and Emacs.

On opening day, a large line of sexless nerds forms at the facility to patronize a brothel that seems to make them feel welcome. The first person to tour the whorehouse and partake of the services within is Reddit admin hueypriest, a broken shell of a man who has never known the touch of a woman. One of the guides hired to show people takes hueypriest past the Mountain Dew nd beer bar to the Python room, to give him an example of the decor and to introduce him to some of the sex workers.

"Welcome to the Python room. As you can see, the walls include some of the most interesting quotes from Guido van Rossum, cool music visualizers displayed on the wall, written in Pygame that we allow you to hack to your liking, and his awesome bed shaped like the python logo. Also, what some may call our gimmick, we have staffed this room with 21-year-old Dutch girls who were born within 2 months and within 100 miles of where Python was created. Similarly, we have a Perl room down the hall for customers who prefer a slightly older Midwestern American woman, and even a C room for patrons who enjoy that MILF-look"

One of the girls piped up and joked "they tossed around the idea of adding in a LISP or Fortran room, but decided the market was probably too small."

"So," the toured guide asked, "did you want to check out the other rooms or do you already know what you want?"

Predictably, hueypriest responded "You wouldn't happen to have a C# or Scala room, would you?"' not because he is particularly interested or knowledgeable about either language but because hueypriest is a raging pedophile, like all Redditors.

text editor posted:

don't make sulk leave he makes me feel better about myself