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Otto Skorzeny posted:

i'm Hype for the hobbit (the second trailer was Neato)

i am excite

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 18:05

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Otto Skorzeny posted:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 23:12

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wow was there just a competition where two gay fucks pissed up a stick because boy howdy

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 04:30

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salted hash browns posted:

idgi

there was a competition where two gay fucks pissed up a stick

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 04:47

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lol @ thing doers

# ¿ Sep 25, 2012 15:26

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rotor posted:

my advice would be to renounce all material things and become a monk.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 14:38

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keep your fork

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 02:22

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also annoying garbage collection

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 18:46

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the roo ruby gem is loving great for getting data from spreadsheets. very noice. for this reason i use ruby a lot for converting the data that designers give me from spreadsheets to machine readable efficient game data. ruby is also very good at spewing out binary to arbitrary bit lengths etc so this is a job that it really owns at

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 20:58

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coblol

# ¿ Sep 29, 2012 00:47

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i've been programming in c++ for the longest time and i couldn't even tell you what it's all about

c++ is a bag of gently caress

# ¿ Oct 3, 2012 03:07

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lol

# ¿ Oct 3, 2012 19:42

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the memory fairy kicks you in the balls really hard when you make games that are not for desktop computers

# ¿ Oct 4, 2012 00:54

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Maximo Roboto posted:

What about on Dalvik?

i have no idea and can't be arsed to look it up

# ¿ Oct 4, 2012 02:29

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Hammerite posted:

lmao if you spend your day puzzling out how you can make your codes fit in 10 bits of rams instead of 12 or whatever the gently caress

drop a tab of acid as well and that pretty much sums up nintendo ds development

# ¿ Oct 4, 2012 15:40

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gaaahhhhh http://badassjs.com/post/32812527381/doppio-a-java-virtual-machine-compiler-and

shameful

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 13:52

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if it looks like a gently caress, and it quacks like a gently caress, then it is a gently caress

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 15:09

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i was talking to a guy yesterday who has had exposure to the haxe community. the people who make the haxe compiler decided not to bootstrap it, but to write it in ocaml. their stated reason for doing so is to prevent peasants from tinkering with their compiler. they specifically chose ocaml because it's a barrier to entry which prevents people contributing to their project.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 17:52

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it makes me chortle that the haxe compiler people think that people who actually use their compiler are horrible plebs (which they might well be of course)

# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 17:57

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rotor posted:

keeping in mind that the haxe people were also the mtasc people, which meant that most of their users were refugee flash devs and things sort of start to fit together

it's starting to make sense now

# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 18:04

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if you don't know what concurrency etc. is good for, i don't really know what to say to you in words that you would understand, because you are clearly a homosexual retarded baby clown who was born in the circus

# ¿ Oct 12, 2012 13:50

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thousands of posts later, this thread is still poo poo. ban everyone. close yospos. salt the earf

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 03:42

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ratbert90 vs tiny bug child. nobody wins

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 03:56

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tef your blog is gr8

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 03:09

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MeruFM posted:

code completion is more often than not annoying for high level languages.
you're doing a moderately complex instruction with every line, you don't want the computer guessing what you want

my mileage varies considerably

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 19:53

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Socracheese posted:

yeah cause its in kilometers!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 20:10

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my very favouritest part of actionscript 2 was if you misspelled a member variable or whatever, the interpreter would just go "derpy doo" and silently create it for you

trying to find bugs in as2 is HILARIOUS

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 20:33

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Tiny Bug Child posted:

as opposed to doing what?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 20:56

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here's a c++ question for yalls:

which of these, if any, makes you angry? do any of them make you want to kill yourself?

A

code:

FartBoss::FartBoss()
{
    m_pPototo = 0;
    m_pChipes = 0;
    m_pTigerStyle = 0;
}

code:

FartBoss::FartBoss() :
m_pPototo(0),
m_pChipes(0),
m_pTigerStyle(0)
{
}

code:

FartBoss::FartBoss() :
  m_pPototo(0)
, m_pChipes(0)
, m_pTigerStyle(0)
{
}

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 19:10

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i'd like to find the smallest snippet of c++ that makes people go completely apeshit

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 19:19

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you're wasting precious screen real estate with that frivolous newline

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 19:53

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Fib posted:

Is there really anyone who would suggest A is better? It wouldn't make me rage though, I would just think "heh scrub"

the worst is when people mix them up

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 20:05

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code:

FartBoss::FartBoss():
   m_eFagtron9000(FB_FAG9K), pish(-1)
   , m_bFalse(true)
{
    m_pPototo = 0;
    m_pChipes = 0;
    m_pTigerStyle = 0;
}

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 20:07

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prefect posted:

Shouldn't there be m_something attached to the front of "pish"? (Why no, I am not a C++ guy, why do you ask?)

ah you see that was added by the guy who doesn't follow the coding conventions that the other guys do. it's not incorrect per se, in fact some might say it's more correct

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 20:12

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right now i am looking at real code which is worse than my above example, it's over 100 lines long and makes me want to hand out beatings. it has function calls interleaved amongst the initialisations in the function body.

FamDav posted:

real talk C++ should let you drop the braces and just write
C++ code:
FartBoss::FartBoss() : pototo(0), chipes(0), tigerStyle(0);

i agree. c++ has so much wankery in it

# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 20:25

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mods namchange who!! to whom!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 19:49

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whilst!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 20:25

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Werthog 95 posted:

somebody explain what concrete inheritance is and why it sucks because i'm pretty concrete inheritance is the only thing they taught in my college OO classes

concrete inheritance enforces an "is a" hierarchy which can be a huge pain in the butt. "has a" tends to be better. for example, imagine if you will, a door. you have a base door, and more fancy doors inherit from it. there are lots of things a door can have - locks, letter boxes, brass numbers, peephole, cat flap. it makes no sense to have an inheritance hierarchy here because any door can have any feature, and they're all different in some way.

of course, this is a simplistic example. i've had concrete inheritance bite me in the rear end plenty of times in c++.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2013 16:25

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Hard NOP Life posted:

Here read this poo poo about how C++ inheritance hosed with the starcraft team
http://www.codeofhonor.com/blog/tough-times-on-the-road-to-starcraft

code:

class CUnit ... {
    #include "header_1.h"
    #include "header_2.h"
    #include "header_3.h"
    #include "header_4.h"
};

# ¿ Jan 29, 2013 16:38

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:13

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Shaggar posted:

like there is literally no defense for spaces instead of tabs.

i agree but i couldn't put forward a rational case. i just loving hate spaces where tabs should be

# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 15:25

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