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i'm pretty happy that the college i went to was staffed by a bunch of old farts who refused to teach their corses in anything but c/c++ my little brother has been coding almost exclusively in java in school (high school and freshman year of college) at least he's played with arduinos a bit and knows some c
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 22:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:04 |
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Anal Tributary posted:hey i know there's a bit of sarcasm here but seriously, learn some other languages
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:03 |
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Anal Tributary posted:apparently some people prefer the easiness over the speed vOv these people are wrong
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:04 |
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poo poo is getting real in this thread
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:13 |
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Anal Tributary posted:freshman going into sophomore year, no formal CS background, going to a poo poo college, no prior references for code besides my github page; it is not good material for that theoretical internship application rotor demanded your resume and you just pissed in your mouth or something
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:40 |
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fun fact: some internships have relocation money, and rotor is in the bay area
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:42 |
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Anal Tributary posted:nope, parents + lack of money did. also poor high school gpa, that's obviously on me. your part is a much bigger part of this than everything else was.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:46 |
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graph posted:anal tributary look at what inverse ickarus has to deal with nancy badcoder my fatal flaw was actually caring about anything
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:54 |
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Janin posted:Since you're a sophomore, nobody expects you to have done anything useful anyway. Come up with a few small projects suiting whatever area of software development you want to go into. dude, anal, i just did internship interviews at two schools, and collected resumes the majority of undergrad candidates have loving nothing on their resume. some have maybe one team project listed, or just a splattering of course names no one really cares about, but most are like "i took two coding classes i guess?" we are literally giving an offer to one of them who admitted to "only starting programming 5 months ago, and only IOS apps" (not my project, but someone else in a related group)
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 05:56 |
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Werthog posted:welp have fun working at best buy again
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 20:12 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:
you can put commands inside `s to run them like php:<? echo `whoami`; ?>
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 04:50 |
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Carthag posted:backend's the future btw. let the kids do the graphic poo poo just provide a sw8 api and leave here's the data make it pretty
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:11 |
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rotor posted:its sort of the equivalent of riding lawnmowers slowly over a decade becoming the standard mode of transportation with all this carlike poo poo crudely welded onto the sides and now your actual car can't drive on the tiny little roads and every time someone raves about some great feature of their new mower like "hey did you hear? the new model John Deeres have these lamps that let you safely drive in the dark so you don't have to carry a flashlight with you! they're called 'headlights!!!" you look back on your audi or lexus or whatever and die a little inside which particular things are you complaining about? like what browser plugin do you think should be a standalone app but isn't?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:20 |
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Anal Tributary posted:the most rewarding part of development is making poo poo look good and easy to use. obviously i got mad respect for backend dudes who make the poo poo fundamentally work, but i love doing the top layer because i love working on what users see and what defines their user experience good because i'm not gay and don't like colors
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:41 |
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rotor posted:these were all solved problems and your ignorance of history is sadly predictable. yeah i love how adobe and java handle updates!
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 17:38 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:arcane user-hostile procedure mods, needful
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 17:44 |
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My Linux Rig posted:chrome is a desktop app that has solved all those issues google had the experience from web apps to learn how to do it right!
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 17:46 |
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Markov Chain Chomp posted:windows ruined the desktop
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 19:17 |
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passionate dongs posted:seriously rotor, it's funny you bring up history because people have been whining about abstraction for decades and history has shown them to be the spergiest of the spergs not to mention computers started with thin clients and it was great and easier to manage
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 19:18 |
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my wife's company uses gmail for all their work mail (and for their clients too i guess) and she is really, really pissed off about the gmail change that they "just recently" forced everyone into every few hours she just screams something like "WHY DO I HAVE TO HOVER TO GET TO MY LABELS?!!!?!?!" really loudly and scares the dogs
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 20:30 |
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Janin posted:ps: tell your wife to click+drag the little almost-invisible horizontal line below the labels wife literally said "gently caress those google assholes, make them fix it"
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 23:33 |
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apparently this conversation reminded her of the time they changed the ui on the analytics page and now she's yelling about that again
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:22 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:you should probably do something to pacify her i promised to take her to house in the woord or whatever
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:23 |
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Rufo posted:buy her an account she... has an account
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:30 |
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Janin posted:she would be way back in line, with all of google engineering up in front. "thank you for the tip, i was able to move the thing. don't broke what ain't whatever." - the wife
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:31 |
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*sips pbr, adds more whitespace*
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 00:40 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:Ps inverse Icarus you need to put out more your wife has major hysteria like I can tell all the way across the Internet by giving her my ki i am giving her power i must maintain my power
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 03:03 |
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Shaggar posted:all man style, hard tabs only. that ones not really much of a discussion i shorten this to "hard man style"
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 20:57 |
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ahhh spiders posted:the company i worked for out of college moved me into their job market
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2012 23:11 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:420 get promoted to management erryday i've had managers tell me that i'd make a good manager and my knee-jerk reaction is to shout "OH HELL NO!" and run away they seriously sit in meetings all loving day who wants to do that?
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# ¿ May 1, 2012 19:21 |
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ahhh spiders posted:please pay attention to me i'm janin
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# ¿ May 1, 2012 19:55 |
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ahhh spiders posted:nice troll stop pointing it out you're boring
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# ¿ May 1, 2012 21:35 |
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i made a wireless hygrometer to keep track of the humidity/temp in my humidors for my cigars, but it turns out the arduino will just suck a battery dry for no loving reason then i got really lazy and some computer game came out and i stopped playing with it i should really pick it back up
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 18:56 |
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ahhh spiders posted:did you implement any kind of sleep mode or anything yes, but the sleep is lovely it still dies after like 11 hours on a 9v battery i looked into using other types of batteries but a bunch of people online have found the same thing using a bunch of AAs or li-poly whatever simply running through the arduino's circuit drains the battery, even when it's not doing anything what i really need to do is make a small circuit on a timer that supplies power to the arduino itself, like rotor told me to months ago, but again, lazy
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 20:06 |
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ahhh spiders posted:lol that's terrible. oh well i guess that's why it costs like $30 or whatever the best part is that i started out simple with an arduino, a humidity sensor, and a wi-fi "shield" that just snaps on top. for the initial tests i made it send a http request to my server once every 5 miinutes when I got the ~10 hours of battery life i was like "oh, well, the wifi is always on, i should put that to sleep" so i spent a bunch of time setting up this "deep sleep" mode on the wi-fi shield where the arduino could wake up the wi-fi stuff from its sleep, and made it so it only woke up once every 30 minutes. "this should make it last six times as long!" but no, the arduino was the power hog the whole time. the battery life was barely any different.
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 20:29 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i'm a Maker. i Make things. also i have no understanding of basic electrical concepts and think LEDs are light bulbs. this is me hello
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# ¿ May 3, 2012 16:56 |
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mr. tributary, the best way to get interview experience and know what sort of things you'll have to know/do for one is to... actually do an interview!!! find a job/internship you don't care about in the field you want, or at least related, and apply for it use it as a practice interview the worst thing they can do is say no. they don't pass your resume around to other companies and hang it up with "DO NOT HIRE THIS MAN" under it go to some interviews, fail miserably, and then know what you need to work on going forward
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 18:21 |
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Werthog posted:you're in school, you don't need experience to do an internship. that's the whole point of internships, to teach you the poo poo you actually need to know in order to work a real job Anal Tributary posted:idk internships still have like interviews and poo poo and i assume they want you to have an actual CS background yes they have interviews no you don't need an actual cs background we just hired a batch of 4 interns and two of them are arguably retarded finance majors who took one or two cs courses
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 18:34 |
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nukethewhales posted:they want you to show interest and enthusiasmin what you'll be learning about at the internship in those interviews all you have to do to get an internship like the ones we just gave out is appear 1. smart 2. interested in the project 3. eager to learn one of the people we hired only had one programming-related project on his resume, an ios game to teach children bible stories loving scu jesuits
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# ¿ May 4, 2012 18:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:04 |
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Police Academy III posted:graphs are the most pro-tier data structure, 420 do iterative deepening search everyday graph theory was my favorite class in college
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