Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
perl, c, x86 asm

all u need

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
my compilers class used Decaf, "java w/o the bits that make u jittery"

that Cool looks horrid

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Hammerite posted:

any language where you cant write anonymous functions is trash

:confused: like its a reserved word??

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
is there a joke language based on the table flippin dude yet

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
waah waah i have to use two languages

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

My Linux Rig posted:

Hopefully nacl or something similiar will become standard

lol nacl

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Rufo posted:

i fuckin love mathematic

nice1

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
wait are u guys talking about hashes?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

tef posted:

code:

$ echo -n 'lolbtuts' | sed -e 's/\(.\)/\1\
/g'| grep -v '^$' | sort | uniq -c
   1 b
   2 l
   1 o
   1 s
   2 t
   1 u
uniiiiiiixixixixixiixix
lol let's load an entire shell just to run 5 lil instructions
code:
top: cmpb $0x0, (%eax)
je exit
inc 0x40(%eax)
inc eax
jmp top
exit:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
mmio

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

at&t noooooo

yah im not the biggest fan

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

that's how intel rolls too isn't it?

if there's an encoding of x86 asm, someone here is using it

i normally deal w/ something pretty close to PRM syntax

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

BonzoESC posted:

don't write asm, that's what compilers are for

im in the middle of trying to convince abunch of ppl this is tru

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
oh oracle the company, not the hypothetical question-answering one

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
cout >> catex

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
let sall listen to sulk

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
are you seriously going to post every single little hiccup of working at a large organization as if it's the Worst Thing?

ugh, i had to book an internal shuttle flight and the website took a lil while to load i mean, this is just soooooooo terrible

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
45k? is that a joke

is not funny

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
have you said you're unwilling to move yet?

like why are you still seriously gunning for 45k, its embarrassing

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

TiMBuS posted:

but then again, since im not hired as a programmer, i just program for my work when business is going slow. sometimes in my spare time b/c its a fun hobby oh my god im getting owned

eugh, im missing so much mockables today

wtf arent you smart? get hired and paid for the things you do

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yeah come on this magic box is taking care of everything and always will and will never fail, come on get with the times gramps!!!

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Gazpacho posted:

apparently the c++ committee had long discussions about that before someone finally mentioned that instead of throwing an error they could tweak the parser state to accept it

:can:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Werthog posted:

apart from spergy "when in doubt, fail" attitudes

"hm, im off track and might not have a goddamn clue what context im in, BETTER CHAREG AHEAD"

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Gazpacho posted:

youre probably right, the recovery code for that must look terrible

no, im saying once you let ONE exception like that in, it all goes to poo poo

like opening a can of worms or something

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Janin posted:

programming has seen a few advances in the last 20 years and $lang hasn't adopted any of them.

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
hey javascript 1980 called

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Deuterieux posted:

what, no, don't pound that screw into your dick. use this nail instead!

we're way past the decision you're mocking, SOMETHING's gettin #ed

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yah x86 supremacy 0x00s0gbea

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
caches are p. neat btw

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
naw, hop around jobs year after year too, be an expert of all kindsa stuff

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

CaptainMeatpants posted:

i didn't read the last like 20 pages what are some good programmin books

camel book

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
PRM

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
i feel like i should read higher order perl but i mash text around just fine w/ perl right now

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
ok i dont write c programs in perl i write them with perl but imma keep reading

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
wait what does it mean if the picture gets clearer

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yeah every layer pretends it's something it's not to the other layers

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

rotor posted:

interface? More like poseur imo.

multiple clique inheritance

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
oh sure, sure, we'll just execute those instructions.. one at a time.. in the order u listed...

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

BonzoESC posted:

pm me ur resume

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
commute to chandler?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply