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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Rufo posted:

*upwards nod* how u doin?

gj ur hired

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

wait til you crack a history book someday and discover people were successfully developing software all the way back in the 20th century before stuff like git and svn were invented

of course back then we had help, when evaluating potential hires we had to rely on old school metrics like "education" and "experience" instead of "open source project starts" and "blogosphere presence"

lol and what's the deal with these "compilers"? like ones that are a computer program?? idgi, we have Jerry to tranlsate our fortran

idk, at any rate i dont think a machine could write better machine code than a human

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

and not because we can literally measure the impact to our profits when our trade data falls out of byte alignment in memory for example

:smug: you know how advanced we are? we detected a %50+ degradation in perf

ur move pythonistas

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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tf

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

Dear Stack Overflow,

I'm trying to learn how to write 10 page web apps with Django but after years of working with high performance Linux kernel mods I just can't get the hang of not managing memory, concurrency, IPC and storage! What books do you recommend to unlearn these skills?

asked May 8 by retired@40inTO

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lol go back to bay street old man - c0dem0nster69 May 8
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i dont even understand ur mockings

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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whats on bay street

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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btw guys, pro-tip here, unaligned memory accesses can be slow

i mite get in srs trouble for mentioning such under-the-hood details

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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like aren't u embarassed it took all the way until profits to detect such a srs issue? do you have any semblance of pride in ur craft?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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dont talk to it

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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lamentable dustman posted:

didn't read much of this but learn java because there literally isn't enough java programers in the world

XY problem

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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I am sorry that, instead of educating you, the leaders in this language community have given you lies and fear. That was shameful. I recommend learning how statements in JS are actually terminated (and in which cases they are not terminated), so that you can write code that you find beautiful.

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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rotor posted:

the unicorn doesn't work!

did you install all the gems??

u'd be pretty lucky then

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

eh I understand how it works, to me a compiler that doesn't catch type errors

oh cool is that what we're talking about? that doesn't seem to be, but you're being a pretty disingenuous poo poo so idk

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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holy poo poo holy poo poo they found a point of contention they're pointed at each other omg omg

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Panic! At The cisco posted:

im a troll

:eyepop:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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haskool

e: hascool?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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i actually read zimbardo's book, thx 4 assumin im a dumb tho

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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careful you don't hurt urself with a stretch that far

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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recumbent posting machine

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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yeah string-heavy programthat relies on a perl library SOUND LIKE FUN HASKELLIN

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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oh, did you not understand this either?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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right, exactly, that's totes wat i said

gj man, i rly enjoy ur posting

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

cool tell your friends in reddit you spoke with a member of the patriarchy without wetting your pants

im no liar :smug:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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that spans like 3-4 disciplines and i doubt theres a single "accessible" ref that covers the entire thing, but H&P qualitative and the dragon book cover most of it

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Otto Skorzeny posted:

in an unrelated story, three people died in sunnyvale today from being scowled at

lol "three"? as if the universe is discrete, get a clue moran!!!

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Internaut! posted:

thanks I remember h&p but didn't know they had an intro book, chapter 1 of the one I had was on pipelines and caches iirc

yeah that's quant, should be for the first grad arch class

ch1 of qual is "benchmarks are all lies"

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Rufo posted:

"people" are a construct so good luck counting them

i can count on u tho....

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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i haven't had that feeling of six hours of debug coming back to the slow realization of "Ohhh... THAT'S what that warning meant.." biting me in the rear end in quite some time

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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i think single threaded, isn't the entire world also like that!??!?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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check()
use()

is seriously begging for your code to break

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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i fully expect these multiple statements in my high level language, possibly separated by control flow, to be atomic

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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lock bt[rs]l ought to be enough for anyone

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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at the circus

for a clown to use

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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but then you get the movies

and janeway is an admiral!?!?!?

makes no sense

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Otto Skorzeny posted:

i like this nomenclature of just directly calling them quantitative and qualitative btw. the common custom of calling one h&p and the other p&h is annoying

finally found my copy of quant to confirm this, but im old and used quant 3rd edition when they were still listed as "H&P" and i assume there's been some big academic :qq: because hennessy went into "management" while patterson stayed technical but idk if thats true

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Werthog posted:

how the gently caress is CS an "art"

:(){:|:;};:

fin

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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asm's not that bad, gets a bad rap

tedious more than anything

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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eh, when i want things to happen within ns it's not like i can toss it through an OS or w/e

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Markov Chain Chomp posted:

so wait, is this code running in ring 0 or?
the sole implication of 'there is an OS booted on the system when my code is running'

Nomnom Cookie posted:

this post would make sense if mov was a privileged instruction
lol wait when did i boot an OS

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Gazpacho posted:

haha

bwahahahahaha

i think u mean

hoHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA AHHAHAHAHA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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