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ahhh spiders posted:you're worthless ahhh spiders posted:i had over 40,000 posts in YCS on this account and never got forums cancer
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 18:39 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 16:20 |
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CaptainMeatpants posted:guys if need to make a web api that will be used by a website and phones what should i use PHP
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 03:00 |
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Jonny 290 posted:realtalk is notepad++ competent for perling on a windows, so far it meats my kneads but am i missing out on tons of poo poo by not demanding something different notepad++ is the best of the "editors that aren't vim/emacs" category but this is like being the best tablet in the "tablets that aren't ipad" category it took me like 2 or 3 days to get up to speed with vim to the point where it was not interrupting my work flow, but that was only after i uninstalled notepad++ and gave myself no other options. then after like a week using any other editor was intolerable because moving around was so slow and editing text was so inefficient. cmon jonny you can do it, perl devs should not use crapware editors
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 14:29 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i am vim fluent (boxes are configured with ksh with VI keys so i didnt have much of an option) but because i am an ADD scrublord, i like the block collapsing thing that np++ does, it's helping me focus on the bits of gear that need focusing on vim does have folding--idk if the built in perl syntax specifies where blocks begin/end but even if it doesn't you could prob just set foldmethod=indent and be good to go. i grant that folding in vim isn't as ez as point and click on the lil plus box though
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 15:20 |
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version control is the worst
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 17:08 |
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static typing is like bumper bowling
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 15:47 |
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Shaggar posted:I do. That's why I never have issues with static typing. Deferring type errors to runtime makes no sense whatsoever and is a useless hack for bad programers in a bad language. spoken like someone who believes in the big lie of "types"
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 16:01 |
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internet nerds are great because they have such an ossified certitude in their own opinions that OBVIOUSLY anyone who disagrees is a troll
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 16:56 |
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you... you don't agree with me? ugh someone get this troll out of here.
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 16:56 |
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Markov Chain Chomp posted:i mean in a forum where "dont sign your posts" is not only tolerated but openly posted to every tenth reply i guess it's hard to have standards but it's just such a weak and loving obvious attempt from those two it is literally impossible that someone could think differently than i do. why can't everyone see this patently obvious truth.
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# ¿ May 14, 2012 17:03 |
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Lysidas posted:tbc your oldnew avatar is even more relevant to PHP than the UFO one it's this: http://www.themodernword.com/pynchon/zak_smith/536.htm
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# ¿ May 15, 2012 14:21 |
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Panic! At The cisco posted:pynchon
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# ¿ May 17, 2012 06:22 |
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Toad King posted:tbc what do you think of php's use as a general scripting language? like for non-web stuff? well it's not as ideally suited to the environment as it is for the web but it works just fine. i wrote a desktop app using php-gtk once and it turned out ok
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# ¿ May 17, 2012 14:13 |
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yeah strong typing rules i totally want my code to have more errors
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# ¿ May 17, 2012 17:08 |
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it is just SO much more convenient when my computer nitpicks at my code with sperglike intensity instead of just handling all that poo poo for me
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# ¿ May 17, 2012 17:10 |
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Panic! At The cisco posted:that's pretty much php_library.txt i assume you say this because that is a completely solved problem in php? (also mega lol @ exceptions when you hit the end of a loop. python is such a bad language)
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# ¿ May 18, 2012 16:03 |
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tef posted:http://nodephp.org/ noooo these people aren't even supposed to like php
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# ¿ May 19, 2012 15:49 |
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Rufo posted:1. perl flattens arrays. ((1,2),(3,4)) means (1,2,3,4). this includes @_, the array of parameters received by a subroutine. so good luck passing two arrays, or anything more complicated, without the help of references lol
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# ¿ May 27, 2012 22:17 |
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java is actually a p good language if you have to make a desktop "application". and it's kind of cool how java had the idea to make applications you could run on a lot of different platforms before web applications became a thing and you could do that for real
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# ¿ May 28, 2012 06:17 |
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duTrieux. posted:FuckItJS holy poo poo, this owns
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2012 03:16 |
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why does every language not have this
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2012 03:16 |
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yaoi prophet posted:it's never a bad time to post that what you actually want is this: error_reporting = E_ALL & ~(E_NOTICE | E_DEPRECATED) that shows you everything relevant. no "undefined index" stuff or deprecation notices. anything more than that is E_STRICTly for spergs
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 04:14 |
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CaptainMeatpants posted:5.4.0 E_STRICT became part of E_ALL i didn't know this but i'm not surprised. the useless academics really did a number on 5.4
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 07:20 |
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CaptainMeatpants posted:and for the love of god do at least one decent sized project without jquery ugh. this is like those people that say you should learn c so you know about pointers/memory management/stupid antiquated poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 01:55 |
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what's wrong with php oo
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 04:28 |
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Shaggar posted:python is bad. dont learn python
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 20:05 |
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p languages are trash. ruby is an honorary p language
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 20:05 |
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tef knows what's up
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 20:53 |
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Inverse Icarus posted:what is going on php is the tef posted:exception that proves the rule
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 22:10 |
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tell them what you're gonna tell them, tell them, tell them what you told them
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 22:30 |
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Condiv posted:What? When I define a function, I want it to react pretty predictably to inputs given. I'd rather not allow for a whole new set of errors to be allowed by having "this" resolve to whatever the function happens to have been assigned to at the moment. so don't use "this" or use _.bind on your function.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 01:28 |
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you would have already known to do that if you knew anything at all about javascript
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 01:29 |
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if someone doesn't see why that's a thing about javascript that rules, dropping a whole bunch of words on they dumb rear end won't help. bet you he wishes js had classical inheritance too
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 01:36 |
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Condiv posted:Yep, use more libraries to paper over the flaws in the language. That or ignore it. lolll
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 01:37 |
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this gosh darn language is just too flexible and expressive. let me mangle it until it looks like java
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 01:39 |
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BonzoESC posted:i don't, why should i when multiplication is cheap and "1000 * 60 * 60 * 24" makes it obvious what i mean cause php:<? class butt { const SECONDS_PER_DAY = 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24; } ?>
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 02:08 |
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shaggar why do you think json will never be well-formed
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 17:21 |
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what's the term for when you make your accessors and mutators the same method
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2012 15:44 |
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Sulk posted:in before "java owns --shagger" but based on the little bit of looking at them I've done, java's docs seem to be just so much loving better and more organized than pretty much everything else out there PHP
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 02:28 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 16:20 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:if you don't "get" vim maybe you should "get" out
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 16:26 |