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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Perl.

that's all i know.

well i can write arduino programs too but so can a late period in Mississippi

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 06:35

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:38

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

as soon as i get newjob im gonna write a script to telnet into every walmart store in the country and run this particular script that updates our switch/port listings

how high you guys reckon i can take fork()

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 06:37

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

obv lol

i think this week's store count is 9034

i dont think that would go well on this:

code:

HP-UX hostname B.11.00 A 9000/800 2005060063 two-user license

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 07:09

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

idk but its hilarious how they're throwing walmex under the bus with OH MAN WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 07:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

the perl of great price

# ¿ Apr 27, 2012 13:00

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

pls give income as a factor of (annual pretax income / monthly rent of cheapest apartment within 30 mins where you won't get shot)
i bet for jello its like 200 lol

# ¿ May 1, 2012 08:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tip shat

# ¿ May 1, 2012 09:21

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Werthog posted:

nobody in yospos is dumb enough that they can't use a real microcontroller instead of some lovely dev board loaded up with unnecessary poo poo that sucks power and leaves you with no room for your code. I only posted that gameduino poo poo because an accessible forth cpu seemed neat

its me i'm the guy wayyyyyyyy too dumb to use anything but an arduino but i don't do anything but sit at the wall and ponder the best way to cut my own brake lines

# ¿ May 2, 2012 23:47

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Nomnom Cookie posted:

I can barely handle amps and volts but then you get to AC poo poo and there's frequencies and inductances and phases and jyfdjytdkuyewttsuted now I code java for money

yeah once you get into PF and reactive power you're like :what:

# ¿ May 3, 2012 02:43

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

to the left
to the left

to the left
to the left

all of your garbage in the ram on the left
in this array, that's my char
yes if i defined it, please don't touch (my var)

And keep allocatin' that mess, that's fine
Could you push and pop, at the same time?
And it's my label that's on that junk
so go collect your garbage, let me call you a func

# ¿ May 3, 2012 11:11

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

KegDroid: Combining Arduino, Android, and NFC to Dispense Beer

# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:03

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i'm a Maker. i Make things. also i have no understanding of basic electrical concepts and think LEDs are light bulbs.

# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i'm a Maker. the most fascinating thing in the world to me is a static html page with "FURNACE IS OFF"

# ¿ May 3, 2012 13:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Inverse Icarus posted:

this is me

hello

learn:
ohm's law
power law
kirchoff's rule

and you're way ahead of most Makers

# ¿ May 4, 2012 02:20

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

let's just make it pair programming with a really polar opposite guy

sitcom interviews

all drawin a line down the middle of the keyboard
THIS SIDE IS MINE

# ¿ May 4, 2012 10:44

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

wait
if you're coding here
then that means

OH BOY

# ¿ May 4, 2012 10:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

CHECK PLEASE

# ¿ May 4, 2012 10:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i'll have what he's having :xd:

# ¿ May 4, 2012 10:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

My Two Project Managers

# ¿ May 4, 2012 11:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

DEBRA

DEBRA

HEY DEBRA

# ¿ May 4, 2012 12:36

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

look at these fuckin nerdshoes

just make an array and set up a couple for loops
you're good

# ¿ May 5, 2012 04:01

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

TiMBuS posted:

the 'send yostop' algorithm has a curious time complexity of O(5 months) that no one can seem to solve

this problem has been solved and it's integrated into the main trunk

# ¿ May 5, 2012 06:45

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

why you gotta dis fork bomb like that

it was a yostop in trunk joke
.

# ¿ May 5, 2012 07:01

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

guys i just bought a hot air rework station what should i rework

turns out they dont work so great for removing through-hole stuff

are you preheating? get that board up a bit and it may go better. but yeah i usu just use a 15w iron for through hole, maybe grab the 40w if i am removing connectors or heatsinked stuff

# ¿ May 6, 2012 00:32

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

JawnV6 posted:

naw, hop around jobs year after year too, be an expert of all kindsa stuff

but dont be one of those dudes who are all JACK OF ALL TRADES MASTER OF NONE

# ¿ May 6, 2012 02:21

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

pick one of those things and get a lot better at it. things will shape up

# ¿ May 6, 2012 02:27

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i do my math in ink and i like my strings immutable

a blurbity bloo blargh

# ¿ May 7, 2012 00:24

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MononcQc posted:

its me im the graph meme cluster

# ¿ May 8, 2012 18:11

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

realtalk is notepad++ competent for perling on a windows, so far it meats my kneads but am i missing out on tons of poo poo by not demanding something different

yes i have vim for windows
no i do not really care for it yet

# ¿ May 9, 2012 12:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

oh are you loving kidding me

code:

$var{'ABS01'} = '10.0.0.4';
$var{'ABS02'} ='10.0.0.5';
$var{'Firmware'} = '8.6.7.5.3.0.9'; # oid to get firmware for 3.X
$var{'Firmware_current'} = '8.6.7.5.3.0.9'; # value of 1 is proper index to use.
$var{'dhcp_pool_oid'} = '8.6.7.5.3.0.9';
$var{'dhcp_status_oid'} ='8.6.7.5.3.0.9';
$var{'uptime_oid'} = '8.6.7.5.3.0.9';
$var{'adopted_oid'} =  '8.6.7.5.3.0.9'; # adopted mac's
$var{'unadopted_oid'} = '8.6.7.5.3.0.9'; # un-adopted mac's

and yes there is a %var2

# ¿ May 9, 2012 12:15

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

scrub tier naming

# ¿ May 9, 2012 14:23

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Tiny Bug Child posted:

notepad++ is the best of the "editors that aren't vim/emacs" category but this is like being the best tablet in the "tablets that aren't ipad" category

it took me like 2 or 3 days to get up to speed with vim to the point where it was not interrupting my work flow, but that was only after i uninstalled notepad++ and gave myself no other options. then after like a week using any other editor was intolerable because moving around was so slow and editing text was so inefficient. cmon jonny you can do it, perl devs should not use crapware editors

i am vim fluent (boxes are configured with ksh with VI keys so i didnt have much of an option) but because i am an ADD scrublord, i like the block collapsing thing that np++ does, it's helping me focus on the bits of gear that need focusing on

Birth Of A Coder
this poo poo is a documentary and the events are happening in real time

# ¿ May 9, 2012 15:10

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

hoisted by his own gitard

# ¿ May 9, 2012 15:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tinselt0wn posted:

on the other hand, python programmers

*pic of elgruntox*

the ccd hasn't yet been made for a photo this large

# ¿ May 13, 2012 14:00

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tef posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8&t=25s

holy poo poo how have i never seen this
i am literally addicted to really bad jokes

# ¿ May 15, 2012 06:50

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

crunchy bacon snype

# ¿ May 16, 2012 10:47

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Pollyanna posted:

python it is hope you are proud of yourselves

no, wait, stop

don't

# ¿ May 17, 2012 05:58

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

im a dumb gay babby

Fixed that for you; edit italicized.

_{trying a new infuriating technique}

# ¿ May 17, 2012 06:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

nice

# ¿ May 17, 2012 06:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:38

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i just call the bank and ask them their address

# ¿ May 17, 2012 06:44

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