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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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They will bang. That will be the extent of the relationship. It all leads to banging in the end.

Perhaps as the series began with Kirk's birth, it will end with lil' Kirk's birth if the series goes on long enough.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The gag is that the majestic wonders of space are like a woman's body to Kirk.

So basically the universe is a woman, Kirk is the man, and the Enterprise is his penis and he's rockin' it when he sends it to Warp every time.

Got it.

EDIT: Then what is Scotty for when Kirk demands power/warp speed/miracle? Scotty delivers each time? Is he will?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Then let's just go full sexy time. Star Trek 09: 3 - The Naked Generation. Directed by David Cronenberg.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Good idea. Just set the next adventure as Die Hard on Risa. Get Paul Verhoven on the phone...

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Can we just go with the examination of Paris' and Janeway's relationship as lizards and what this says about humanity and nature by Cronenberg?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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computer parts posted:

Like illuminati lizards or was there an episode of Voyager that I didn't watch (aside from most of them).

Threshold as stated. Paris and Janeway go to warp 10, evolve into lizards, mate a few times and have little lizard babies on a planet, then are taken back and reverted to normal and the babies never mentioned again or the event spoken about again.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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They're totally going to bang next movie. It will happen. Only a director with clout, vision and guts will prevent it from happening.

EDIT: Like what's going to happen is that Kirk will lean in to kiss Alice Eve, things will heat up, and then we will cut to the Engine Room where Scotty is literally banging away like a cartoon at a pipe with a wrench yelling and screaming about trying to get the warp engines going.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jun 25, 2013

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I like Alice Eve and welcome any study of her body. There should be a TMP like study of it as when they introduced the Ent-A with those long tracking shots. Perhaps she represents a manifestation of the ship, Enterprise to Kirk. Enterprise wants to keep it professional and Kirk wants to hammer it to warp every time guns blazing.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Here, use this pic for a change.



She's quite lovely, I'm actually curious what she'd think if there was a way to ask, and perhaps this thread should just change to the Alice Eve own zone.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Drunkboxer posted:

The amount of discussion you guys have gone through on this silly scene both appalling and amazing.

It's a very beautiful woman dressed in skimpy clothes. What better subject since the dawn of time has man spent more time on?

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