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Yeah I can tell just from the preview pics that that's super extremely my poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 16:39 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:18 |
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Johnny Depp? Hard pass.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 19:59 |
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Sir Kodiak posted:Eh, he doesn't seem to be doing his now-usual schtick. Mortdecai didn't retroactively make Donnie Brasco a worse movie. BonoMan posted:Did you watch the trailer? I've been over Depp for years, but fuckin' hell that's a helluva good sell in that trailer. honestly, dude just grates on me. backpfeifengesicht personified. he wasn't like this for quite a while but ever since Pirates of the Carribean he's just been irritating.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 23:57 |
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justlikedunkirk posted:Tangerine is about two transgender prostitutes wandering around LA on Christmas Eve looking for their pimp, who's cheating on one of the characters with a "fish" (read: a biological woman) The director of this is the guy who created Greg the Bunny, and I remember at least one running joke in that being, in a nutshell, "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ". This is probably going to be absurdly loving offensive.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 21:01 |
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teagone posted:Goons, I've been contacted by a producer for a job to cut a trailer for some of his films in post-production because he saw and liked my Supergirl and Last Starfighter trailers, lol. That email took me by surprise. He also linked me his IMDb so I could see the movies he has in post. They are: Condemned, Bone Tomahawk, and Chunk Hank and the San Diego Twins. Which one should I do? The cast for Bone Tomahawk looks cool (Sean Young ), so I'm thinking that one. Bone Tomahawk sounds like super extremely my poo poo and has a fantastic cast, do that
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 22:30 |
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Three grand is a pretty loving decent chunk of change for something he was doing in his spare time already, I don't think you stole any dollar signs.
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 03:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thdS1C1MwRg I felt like dicking around in Premiere, since I sorta vaguely know what I'm doing in it from an audio-video production class in high school. I ended up with a fan trailer for Mad Max 2. I have never cut a movie trailer before. There's one edit that feels a little clunky to me, but other than that, I'm surprisingly pleased with how it turned out. Is it or do I get to go to Valhalla? WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 05:55 on May 22, 2015 |
# ¿ May 22, 2015 05:00 |
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had to fix the audio balance, look again
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 05:56 |
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Yeah I think I'm gonna go out on a limb and hard-pass anything with those two people in it, hated Frances Ha and hate that trailer.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 00:55 |
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It's the latter.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 02:31 |
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second-hand smegma posted:The trailer for this in Mad Max wasn't that good but it had the "Don't say weird poo poo!" line which got the crowd every time. I wonder if they're more lax about trailer content in R rated movies or something, since usually that stuff is censored somehow. Yeah, you can show redbands before R-rated movies. Trailer content is actually gated pretty heavily by the rating of the movie it's attached to, it's why you don't see trailers for stuff like The Hangover on kids movies period.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 21:01 |
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Yeah, those look like the Prometheus suits. Wouldn't be the first time a big sci-fi movie had its props reused, lots of Starship Troopers stuff shows up in Firefly iirc.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 04:36 |
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It looks like they just repainted the Prometheus suits and added greebles to me.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 05:01 |
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Yeah I pretty much wrote Creed off from the premise initially, it sounds like a weird rumor and not an actual movie. That said, it could kick rear end.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 06:32 |
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Is Statham really worth that much anymore? It feels like half the stuff I see him in is DTV nowadays.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 19:54 |
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Doom ISN'T a shades of grey villain, though! He's a cartoonish rear end in a top hat in a green cloak and steel mask who toots legendary horns for shits and giggles and acts like a huge jackass all the time. He's like the easiest villain to get right ever.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 23:44 |
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...what exactly about Noe screamed "tactful" prior to this? Dude makes stuff that's simultaneously great on an artistic level and lurid as all hell, like a modern-day Fulci, and that's part of his appeal imo.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 20:16 |
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An R-rated stop-motion comedy written by Zeb Wells with an amazing voice cast? I'm tentatively down. Trailer is kinda eh, but I'm not sure if it'll be entirely representative- if nothing else, the animation is really nice.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 20:41 |
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kiimo posted:There's a whole subplot about chasing some Buddhist 8 ordeals to achieve nirvana. It's fairly atrocious. Maybe expand on this a little? This sounds like it could be a total pile or it could be okay.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 05:15 |
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That Point Break script snippet sounds like absolute horseshit, but in an entertaining way??
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 20:18 |
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Hardcore gives me Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning vibes. Sorta like that movie and Crank mixed together, from what I can tell.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:58 |
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LesterGroans posted:Triple 9, the new John Hillcoat movie. John Hillcoat's Hotline Miami?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 00:38 |
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TheFallenEvincar posted:This looks really good Hahahahah I had a hunch this was gonna turn out okay. That feels like a lost Gary Larson joke, and I loving love the art direction.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 01:02 |
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mind the walrus posted:Why is this getting dumped in February? It looks like fun. February isn't a dumping month anymore as of this year. Kingsman and 50 Shades doing well made February the month that everyone wants to release R-rated stuff in, iirc.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:39 |
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Not a movie trailer, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbEOAbr5R90
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 08:54 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:the idea that anyone is looking forward to a world of warcraft movie in 2015 is one of those bizarre things i just can't explain. I'm down mostly because of Duncan Jones. Also, Warcraft lore gets kinda loving bonkers at times from my memory/what I've heard since I stopped giving a poo poo about WoW in high school, so that might be fun. I honestly hope they sneak in the entire race of kung fu pandas that started out as a weird joke about how one of the Blizzard employees liked pandas and beer.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 00:12 |
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I'd be down with just a straight Diablo adaptation tbh, it would basically be a 2-hour-long metal album cover
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 00:19 |
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You just sold me on the Solomon Kane movie
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 00:38 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:basically, iron man 3 was the beginning of action movies (previously masculine movies) being emasculated by the presence of strong female characters with agency and do not need men to protect them
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 07:00 |
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you picked a really weird movie to make that joke with, is all
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 07:09 |
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I had pretty much the opposite reaction to most of you to that trailer, apparently. I was lukewarm on the first trailer but this one pretty much sold me.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 06:36 |
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Hey, kiimo, this might be out of your knowledge since Amazon Studios picked it up but do you have any idea what's going on with Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn's new movie? It wrapped filming back in November and has been publicly known about for over a year, but there hasn't been a single trailer for it yet that I can find, which seems out of the ordinary .
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 04:48 |
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I think it'll do okay. It won't be a smash over here, but it'll do respectable business (people recognize Warcraft and it doesn't look too shabby overall), and it'll do insane worldwide box office.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 22:29 |
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Byzantine posted:Deadpool won't even be better than the Playstation 1 tie-in game for ID4. Rageaholic Monkey posted:What's the CineD-specific rule about empty quoting? Because I can't remember. And I want to empty quote this. Early buzz is overwhelmingly positive on Deadpool, and the one goon that's seen it says it's dope as hell
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 06:53 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:Most of the reception seems to pretty much say it's the movie the trailers promise er, what, the reception I've been reading says literally the opposite of this (the trailers played up the lolrandom poo poo way more than the movie does, because most of the actual jokes don't play well when condensed to trailer length)
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 07:23 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:huh everything ive read (admittedly, only like...2) say it's the same mile-a-minute joke pace as the trailer, u got some links my man (curious)? Here's the only non-industry goon who's seen it, and he came out with basically what I said. Mile-a-minute joke pace doesn't mean those jokes work out of context.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 09:18 |
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Firstborn posted:In levels of spoiler: Hahahaha that actually owns
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 20:42 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:That's interesting that they're pushing Hardcore that, um, hard. I know it got picked up for a fuckload of money at TIFF but never thought they'd be putting it in with the top blockbuster fare. It looks incredible, why wouldn't they push it?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 07:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU stop, STX Entertainment, my penis can only get so erect e: that loving motorcycle stunt
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 00:05 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:18 |
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GrandpaPants posted:POV movies should have been made with the Oculus Rift in mind. Does porn have to do all the thinking for you, indie filmmakers? The director of Hardcore Henry actually did an AMA and one of the people asked him about that. They're working on it, they just wanted to get solid with regular POV stuff before they mess with 360 cameras. e: also, it doesn't seem to really be playing the FPS similarities as a joke? Honestly, the impression I'm getting is that it's like a Russian dash cam video and The Raid hosed and had a baby, and that's probably going to be loving insane. The stunt work in this movie just looks like the craziest poo poo since Road Warrior. WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Feb 13, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 21:54 |