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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

guys give us thirty five thousand dollars to put an arduino in space*

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/575960623/ardusat-your-arduino-experiment-in-space

*kickstarter will not fund the actual launch, we'll be begging for free cargo capacity. on a rocket. to space.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 22:26

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:42

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

worf having to hit up internet strangers for money because he doesn't have 28k to make a romantic comedy

another lost script from TNG season 8

# ¿ Aug 13, 2012 11:34

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

they did say "if there is demand" which I guess is the same as "that's all but here's a meaningless c/p from wikipedia"

it'd be funny if there was demand though because of whatever difficulties they'd run into developing for unfamiliar platforms, even with SDL, also "quality assurance? what's that?"

jony ive aces fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Aug 15, 2012

# ¿ Aug 15, 2012 13:19

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Dr. Honked posted:

where are the buttons

raruler posted:

lol someone else pledged $10,000 within the last few days

presumably Ian Franklin McLean himself

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 01:28

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

but it's still showing 0 backers for the five exclamation marks pledge tier!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 01:34

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

lol at the favicon

Resplendent Spiral posted:

It all hinges on whether "stat" now means "statistic" or "a complete article of content"

probably boring stuff like which team won the 1923 sportsball world championship with how many points

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 19:50

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

Anyways, thanks for all the input guys.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2012 05:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

someone plz engage in some monetized bullying on ian franklin mclean tia

edit: ian how do we know it's really you. can you post a photo of you holding a sign saying "YOSPOS BITHC!" thanks in advance

# ¿ Sep 9, 2012 05:42

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Hashtag Nascar posted:

your online site is a piece of poo poo

# ¿ Sep 9, 2012 11:38

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Resplendent Spiral posted:

we're probably the biggest referrer, from this thread

http://statpedia.com/staging/week-1...R/QZsV6i9QxXQ==

# ¿ Sep 9, 2012 11:55

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

I am pretty happy I found this YOSPOS thing.

Everyone seems really smart in a lot of good stuff.

is this some kind of avant-garde trolling

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 03:23

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

avant-garde rolling

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 09:07

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

tiny bugge childe

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 17:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

incidentally, lol

now post it with a cozpop!!! :iamafag: :iamafag: :iamafag:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 18:10

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

that thing looks cute :3:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 18:24

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

im working on a new kickstarter competitor called GoFundYourself!

u can use it as the answer to when kickstarter refuses to let you have a kickstarter or you otherwise are having trouble raising capital to fund your awesome idea!

when u can't raise money, just imagine someone telling you 'GoFundYourself!' and u'll have the answer to your money needs.

sounds awesome, do you have a kickstarter i can donate to

Milkie Galore posted:

ian do u even lift

Pierogi posted:

God says

lol @ these

# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 19:34

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Resplendent Spiral posted:

ian i had a really neat idea
i think it's that your project name suks
here's a better one: factler.

it's got facts! and 'ler is a cute diminutive fresh for web 4.0

literally factler

# ¿ Sep 12, 2012 07:20

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

# ¿ Sep 12, 2012 12:55

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

CaptainMeatpants posted:

idgi it's just a huge blank text field

it's ok i fixed it :getin:

# ¿ Sep 13, 2012 09:31

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

Everyone keeps posting garbage. Way messed up. Just want to make nice things look ugly?

I don't want to be on these forums anymore. There are too many no good people. I don't need to be running around cleaning up other people's garbage.

yo Ian here's a tip you might want to look into blocking all <script> tags and related things like onclick attributes etc, maybe also <style> tags and so on as well. have them filtered out on the server side after the form has been submitted so it's not easy to bypass

it will make your wiki much less fun to vandalise than it currently is

thanks and god bless

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 05:57

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

we're here to help :tipshat:

(rip jello.js

)

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 06:06

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

yeah rip

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 06:13

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

gimme some zynga stats man....

a statpedia page on that would probably be a legit place to post hello.jpg tbh

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 07:19

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=ZNGA

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 07:39

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

How come I can't be a cool kickstarter! Why do I gotta be the idiot kickstarter.

here I made a stat for you
http://statpedia.com/staging/week-21/index.php/publicdata/?sv=29&yv=120&xv=117&uid=1484&sid=71&statinfoid=21&title=Idiots%20on%20Kickstarter

btw your site is really broken and I spent way too long on that than I should have but that's probably why you need more money I guess? also I had to fudge the numbers and make the first one $1 instead of $0 because otherwise it wouldn't graph properly so excuse the slight lapse in realism

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 22:02

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

no offense

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 22:03

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

postmasters

# ¿ Sep 16, 2012 06:18

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

0xB16B00B5 posted:

ian i spent 100 dollars on app.net and you havent convinced me yet to give you even 10

spend $10 buying him an avatar

jony ive aces fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 17, 2012

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 03:31

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

kaggle exercises

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 04:44

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Wirth1000 posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1703567677/icontrolpad-2-the-open-source-controller

looks like they got (somehow) an openpandora and just ripped the screen off

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 11:00

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

what is with all these cats!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 10:08

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

Markov Chain Chomp posted:
ian what's your plan once you find out the internet doesn't hold even $20,000 worth of pity for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4an5bT-vY8

Nice!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 19:01

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

theflyingexecutive posted:

also if you think there's some pressing reason for you to be using your ipad in the shower then lol

bluetooth taps so you can control water flow w/ ur ipad

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 09:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Gold Dust Gasoline posted:

Is Ian gone? I hope he's ok

still 15 days left on his second kickstarter (and only $20,000 funds left unpledged), a bit premature to kill his are self just yet :ohdear:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2012 02:08

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

UP UP UP

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 11:39

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia anyone can edit posted:

The 3D Realms website notes that he is probably the only person in the industry to have misspelled his own name (as "Broussad") on a shareware title he created on his own, Pharaoh's Tomb (1990).[3]

cool

# ¿ Sep 25, 2012 20:06

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

ten dollar bitcoin posted:

a man with a hose running from his anus to a gasmask on his own face

a shameful man

# ¿ Sep 26, 2012 07:50

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

ian owns

# ¿ Sep 26, 2012 08:01

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

mods namechange posted:

yo Ian here's a tip you might want to look into blocking all <script> tags and related things like onclick attributes etc, maybe also <style> tags and so on as well. have them filtered out on the server side after the form has been submitted so it's not easy to bypass

it will make your wiki much less fun to vandalise than it currently is

thanks and god bless

hey also blocking <iframe> and <frame> tags might be a good idea too

and you should probably avoid using statpedia on a samsung galaxy phone until this has been fixed :laugh:

# ¿ Sep 26, 2012 08:35

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:42

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Ian McLean posted:

I am going back to creating beautiful internet

oh so you're supporting Internet Explorer after all? :shaggar: :buddy:

# ¿ Sep 26, 2012 10:03

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