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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Lord Lambeth posted:

I already read Boatmurdered, I need mooooooore. :aaaaa:

Tried Syrupleaf and Headshoots? Holistic beating the gently caress out of everyone with a goddamn backpack will never stop being golden. :allears:

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




I had that happen once in Destruction Derby 2 many years ago, but the car remained spinning on a single spot. It was still spinning a lap later.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



President Ark posted:

Unfortunately people whined about it a lot because it got in the way of them playing virtual commodities broker at the auction houses and nothing nearly that cool has happened since. :(

That's pretty much WoW.txt sadly, aside from EVE it seems like most MMO players really hate the idea of anything interesting happening in-game.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Hahaha holy poo poo when he starts up again after the other guy leaves.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Action Tortoise posted:



I punched him so hard he just froze in that position. I took out the rest of the gang afterwards. It's like the second time I've been able to pull it off.

"Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!"

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tracula posted:

So a friend of mine gifted me Colonial Marines for my birthday and because of the summer sale. I cannot close it. If I close it through the game, right click and close it from the task bar or even the task manager it just reopens instantly. I have to force close Steam to make it stop. It literally will not let me quit :gonk:

The cruelest and yet least severe of the game's issues.

PS: Your friend is a masterful troll.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Jehde posted:

That's been a thing in GTA since atleast VC that always makes me giggle.

Scything dudes 50+ feet into the air when you ram them with your car never, ever gets old. :allears:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



HonorableTB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdGOtdeolYY

John Cena banishes Curt Axel to the Void Plane, but at what cost?

Oh Jesus, when there was nothing but a torso I lost my poo poo

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



HonorableTB posted:

Man, those WWE games are pretty awful these days. I'm not even talking about from a bug standpoint either, I'm talking about the actual mechanics and fundamentals of the game. There's just nothing there anymore. No wonder the bugs are the most entertaining part of the experience now.

Yeah the bugs are amazing because they end up making it look like an MDickie game. But you should only play MDickie games if you want vidya rasslin'.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



dataisplural posted:

jon bois is a bad writer. his whole "purple prose is funny" thing is excruciating

Actually he's funny.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



sitchensis posted:

Stranded Deep is a desert island simulator available for Early Access on Steam and, uh, it has a few... well, it has a few bugs they are still working on, OK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-Z-mj_0nc

I don't know why, but when Electric Youth kicked in, I lost it completely. Thanks for sharing :)

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



CJacobs posted:

In what world does "I don't like it" = "It's trash" though

Mine, because my tastes are objective.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I was expecting it to be a disaster, but after my best friend recommended it, I picked Dying Light up and yeah, it's actually pretty good. GOTY? All-time classic? By no means. A decent way to spent a few bucks and hours? Yeah, unless you are not a fan of the kind of game, it's a pretty good time.

Does a good job of nighttime being genuinely loving terrifying.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



synthetik posted:

I was contracted for some of the physics modeling for Madden '96 (yes I'm :corsair:) - I received a royalty check this year, just like the past 20.

The notion that physics coding on the Genesis and on the Bone/PS4 is similar enough that even a single letter of your code remains is absolutely mindblowing, and says a great deal about EA, but good for you at least!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I did not know that! Crazy. No wonder poo poo breaks in half though!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Kikka posted:

Here's an amazing Japanese TAS of Hyper Olympics in Atlanta with viewer commentary from Niconico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o

Trans.note: Ankimo means monkfish liver, wwwww means laughter

Hahaha holy poo poo I was just dicking around with this game on an emulator for no real reason a few weeks ago, but this is even better than that :magical:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Rogue City owns, really nails the way that you are incredibly dangerous and vastly more powerful than almost anything you come up against. This bug sounds incredible, I gotta get a chance to play before they patch it.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Lucky as hell you found him before he got somewhere you couldn't shoot, I had a target do that in Paris and by the time I figured it out he was a tiny red dot in predator vision having hosed off across the Seine and also like 160 feet in the air.

Managed to lure him back with some phone shenanigans and it took him about seven minutes to get back within bounds lol

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tbf in Cyberpunk there's advertising that is like "gently caress everyone else on the road, keep YOURSELF safe, the new Child Carmageddoner from Ford has the most guns of any car on the market!" and combined with the general level of violence, it's probably safer to be in an armored windowless shell despite the obvious problems

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The biggest bullshit is that basically all your buffs, debuffs, traits, etc. are completely random. Even your spawn location! I get that some people like challenge runs but really, what kind of balance is it when some people roll Germany and some people roll Myanmar? This leads to a lot of unfairness at the best of times but it's even worse because there are some bugs where, for instance, you can be female but the game insists you've picked male and the dev is as always completely unresponsive even to shitloads of tickets, because it's "wad" and you're supposed to use the lovely, expensive, time-consuming in-game methods that exist for changing your character. Instead of just letting you reroll like a normal loving game would.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I remember changing the size of the moon but that's an extremely funny cause

I can only assume they're still fighting about it to this day

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The Wicked ZOGA posted:

He
has
no
greeting

He has no grace
This NPC has a funny face

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