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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Awesome OP. All hail Stuporstar, CC fiction overlord.

Anyway, just dropping in to let y'all know the CC July Fiction Competition is still running. Whether you want that tasty :10bux: or just want to stretch your crit muscles and help the entrants out, it's worth a look.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Jabrosky posted:

I'm an aspiring writer of fantasy and historical fiction who has a few short stories under his belt, but no novels, and right now I'm frustrated with the whole writing process.

One of my problems involves plotting. I can think up settings and characters fairly easily, but not so much plots that could sustain a full novel. When writing short stories, sometimes I can generate a whole plot in my head after winging or pantsing the first scene or moment, but I don't know if this approach could work for longer stories. I do know that I need to have a setting at least partly developed before beginning to write, which brings me to the second problem: research.

Researching isn't necessarily hard per se, but the sheer volume I have to do before writing certain stories intimidates me. I worry that by the time I finish researching a certain subject I might lose enthusiasm in my original idea or get distracted by another.

Speaking of distractions and losing enthusiasm, that may be my biggest problem. My muse is extremely fickle and short-lived. Often I get all excited about an idea but over time burn out on it, get distracted by another idea, or most commonly realize inherent flaws in the original idea and thus can't continue the story. I am not the kind of guy who can slog on with a story after losing inspiration or realizing its basic flaws.

I really want to write novels someday, but I have lost confidence in myself.
Aren't you the troper who writes terrible "alternate histories" in which you go to Africa and Civilise it with your mighty European cock? The porn version of the white man's burden?

e: this guy.

SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Aug 13, 2012

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Phonetic accents are terrible unless you know the variety really, really well and even then it's dodgy. Irvine Welsh is about the only exception I can think of and even that wears on me after a while. Unless it serves a very specific purpose to the story, keep it out.

quote:

You're already familiar with the intricacies of it, and you get to show off a little piece of you more authentically than aping someone else's accent.
I'll debate this; we're all the worst judge of our own accent. We've grown up with it to the point where it's just normal. I've got a pretty distinctive accent but I don't think I trust myself to write it phonetically.
aiff god a priddy distinctiff iksin bud I don thin I trast maisilf t wrait it phinuticully. See? Turrble.

In other questions, how does a paragraph in MS word translate to the printed page? I keep having trouble when I'm writing because my paragraphs look too short in word processing programs. I understand they're getting pushed wide and flat but it still doesn't feel right. What's a good word count for a paragraph, so I know I'm hitting a right-ish mark?


e: in fact, I'm going to try and prove this. Give me a short piece of text to write phonetically in my accent, then guess where I'm from. I promise I'll try to do it as well as possible.

SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 20, 2012

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Oxxidation posted:

Not unless the only novels you're interested in writing are TVtropes-esque genre fiction that reads like an anime script put to prose. If you don't like to read, you'll never be able to write worth a drat. It goes against the entire nature of the concept.
This. If you want to be a novelist (i.e. a full-time paid writer) you need to, at some point, do work. A writer need not read but a novelist does.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Nirvikalpa posted:

I think joyless might have been the wrong word. I like reading, but I don't really like what I'm reading. I think with non-fiction it's better because at least I'm learning. But with novels, I enjoy the process of reading, but I end up revolted by the subject matter most of the time or I can't understand it.
Well, read anyway. Sometimes you have to read things that bore you. Like I said, if you want to make a job out of it, you have to do work.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
It's not like that. This particular issue ("I want to write but I hate reading") comes up waaaaay too often and we're all a little sick of answering it.

It comes up so often, I'm thinking of writing a post about it and asking pipes! to sticky it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I'm going to back up skysteak here. This sort of thread should also serve as a shallow end for newbies.

It's just that specific question that sets us off.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I did a 3-year fulltime degree and believe me, I wish I had that much time to gently caress about these days. If you think there's no time to write while you're at uni, just wait until the real world.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Would it be alright to ask a recommended reading list from you guys? I've been trying to write fantasy and I keep tripping up, then I realised it's because I haven't read enough. I've read:

* Almost everything Terry Pratchett has written
* The Lord of the Rings trilogy
* The Hobbit
* The first two books of ASoFaI

While I know most TP stuff back-to-back (he was my favourite author when I was a teenager), his style of fantasy is a bit left-field to base yourself on without coming off as an imitator.

What's good reading? Particularly stuff that's available cheap in ebook format.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SkySteak posted:

I need the help of any TFR (or just firearm knowledgeable Goons). If I wanted a character to have a small, easily concealed pistol, what would be most feasible? Decent (well for a pistol stopping power would be a nice bonus but I am not sure) former mentioned qualities can co-exist with that.
Genre/time period etc? I know fuckall about guns but I know if you're writing noir, you want a .38 snub-nosed police special, preferably with an inlaid grip that says something about the character.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Chexoid posted:

Steven Erickson's series Malazan Book of The Fallen are dense, meaty tomes with a ton of stuff to keep track of, but that poo poo is down right inspired. That dude has epic fantasy nailed.
I keep hearing good things about this series. I just now snapped up a digital copy of Gardens of the Moon on the cheap. Keep 'em coming. :)

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
NaNo is great if I'm stuck in a rut because it lets me go "gently caress it" and put 50,000 terrible words to page that I can edit later. I'm a neurotic prick about writing at the best of times and it's nice to have a venue where it's 100% about the massive wordcount and I can just screed my way to completion.

Editing is the true art and that comes in the months afterwards.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I was going to post a thread where I Toxx myself to write and post 1000 words a day (and edit/refine the previous day's) but I pussed out. ESB, I'll make that thread if you do the same.

In fact, a general thread for it where we all post/commiserate for (say) the month of November could be a cool idea. Posting in the thread means toxxing yourself for at least 1000 words a day. Interest check? Interest check?! We've got an interest check here, who's in?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
We haven't always seen eye-to-eye but I want you to know, you're a pimp-rear end motherfucka.

Ok, throwing out the idea of toxxes, what we need is an actual daily writing thread. You sign up, you say "I am going to write x words a day" (set your own word count, since our circumstances are all different but make it something decent) and you post the results in the thread every day. If your circumstances change, post and let us know. We will scream abuse and praise at each other, context depending.

I'll start writing up the thread and try to post it some time in the next day or two.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
EDIT: wrong thread. I am an idiot.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Please don't turn this thread into gun-talk again but I have a gun-related question (I'm a terrible person).

What is a man who styles himself as a modern knight going to use? Strict code, unyielding, somewhat fanatical but convinced he's the good guy because he's on some higher mission to clean the streets. Something flashy but not too flashy and something that's trying to shout "I'm the good guy" while being a little frightening beneath it all.

EDIT: on that note, what sort of car would be drive?

SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Oct 11, 2012

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

CB_Tube_Knight posted:

Hell, I have issue with the single quotation some traditional British books use (like in the Doctor Who novelizations). I just wasn't used to it.
I kind of understand not liking the McCarthy thing but I don't get this. "" is completely arbitrary and a ton of European languages use something completely different: «», which are called Guillemet.

I'm probably pretty biased here- I came from poetry and I do a lot of nonstandard punctuation/formatting poo poo, often just because it looks good.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

CB_Tube_Knight posted:

It's not completely arbitrary, they're the way most American English speakers denote a direct quote. That's like saying that the upside down punctuation used in Spanish is arbitrary because someone else doesn't use it, it's part of their language.

Sure languages change over time, but typically not in a way that makes clarity harder.
Here's the big sticking point- in McCarthy, it doesn't make things less clear. What I was trying to say before is that "" is a wiggly piece of form that delineates speech, not a hard-wired linguistic fact.

If they make it more clear that someone is speaking, you should use them. If it's already clear, you don't need to.

It takes an extremely good writer to drop them but if someone is capable of pulling it off, I don't see the problem.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Martello posted:

e: An example of thinking about sex parts being unnecessary and creepy is in one of the A Song of Ice and Fire books where Dany is walking somewhere and absently thinks about how her breasts feel against the rough weave of her Mongol vest. Ok, so now we know she has a rough Mongol vest on. Not really necessary to describe how it felt against her breasts specifically. So I think we might actually be on the same page here.
There's a great rewrite of this where Dany is Dan and it's about his cock. "As he walked along, he felt his penis, which was very large and pleasant to look at, rubbing against his britches" etc. ASoIaF has more of a male gaze problem than anything else.

If the sex in your story has a point (tells us something about a character, moves the plot forward etc) then leave it in. If it's just there so you/your readers can rub one out, chop it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I want to make a chickencheese but I'm physically disgusted by both chicken and cheese. CC, how do I become an overnight Chickencheese sensation? How do I make ultimate CCCC?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I've given up the Chickencheese idea. I went to the fridge and I was out of cheese so that's off the cards forever.

What I thought I might do was make an anime based off chickencheese. I've seen lots of anime and I eat lots of four-cheese pizza so I'm pretty much an expert. Then I could move to Japan and be a mega-famous chickencheese manganaka.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
A joke is like a frog: don't dissect it while it's still alive.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Adverbs are fine, it's that most writers tend towards using too many, so beating them over the head with "ADVERBS WILL EAT YOU" is an easy way to correct that. They're hard to use right, so avoiding them until you've got a more solid grasp of other elements can be a good idea.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Side Thing related to the TD publishing bit: there's another contest by the same people running right now. Subject is MMA. Not my cup of tea but I'm sure there's a few people here who could put something good together. Deadline December 15th. That's not a lot of time but it's way more than we had to knock our Cipher Sister entries together and look how that turned out.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
See, I've got the opposite problem. My background is in poetry, so "100 words of less" is easy and a minimum count is a killer. I always feel a bit like I'm doing surgery with a sledgehammer when I bring the word count up.

Then people love and it I reread it later and go "yeah that's actually better" but at the time, it feels wrong to write.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
edit: actually, that stuff is irrelevant.

Point is, you're allowed to enjoy praise but don't let it go to your head.

SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jan 1, 2013

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
An aside: if you want to write, you should read. Get in on the Book Barn's 2013 Reading Challenge.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

I don't think it's a big deal to worry about. If you know an area, specific references are a big plus. If not, then well, you should do some research anyway. You're not expected to know every little detail of every place you might want to take your characters, but yeah, you should at least put in some effort to try and make it as accurate as you can.

* * *

Minor silly question, in the world I'm building, the country which is a rough equivalent to China is called Xiang (pronounced ecks-AYE-eng [which is often mangled into sigh-eng.]) I'm trying to figure out which of these sounds better as a way to refer to someone from there:

"You want the stall past the Xianese fish merchant."
"You want the stall past the Xiangi fish merchant."
"You want the stall past the Xianian fish merchant."
If you're going to be taking off Chinese that tightly, why not just use Chinese? Ren = man/people, so I would say for example: 'Wo shi Xinxilan ren', which means I am a New Zealander but is literally /I/am/New Zealand/man/. If you want to fantasy-ise it a bit, write it as Xiangren instead of Xiang Ren. For the record, most people will read X as Sh and most westerners will read Xiang as Shang.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
You've got an avatar too, so it'll be great. "I have to write something this week or I'll have wasted $10" isn't a huge incentive but it's enough. Very little I've written for TD is publishable in any way but it's got me into the habit of writing regularly. I think that's why it's so popular: everyone just wants a little bit of a push to break their writer's block.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

E1M1 posted:

It's true. Literary fiction is a vast conspiracy of snooty professors telling their students that, no, they can't waste everyone's time with their dogshit space opera or elf story. I have a chip on my shoulder because my teachers made me write stories about sad dads and dead dogs when I wanted to write about the titanium pirates of Neo-Atlantis. Obviously the state of the medium is in decline and soon we will all wallow in lazily written fanfics, and I will smile and set alight my copy of "Best American Short Stories" and throw it onto literary fiction's funeral pyre
It's a sad thing about internet fiction communities that I can't tell if you're being ironic or not.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
There seems to have been a gradual split between genre and literary over the last few decades. If you want genre work that has literary aspersions, look to the 50s and back, when the concepts being worked were fairly new.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Erik Shawn-Bohner posted:

I think steampunk is a valid and interesting genrahahahahhahaha

wow.
See, there's actually a core idea that created steampunk that's right there in the name that could make something genuinely interesting and I've only seen it used once. If you put the punk back into steampunk and wrote a novel about the consequences of technology outstripping social progress, you could have a fairly interesting topic. A filthy, violent thing written from street level that deals with the whole "they're not poor; they have refrigerators" thing in a genre setting. Maybe bring in some more esoteric Victorian stuff like Golden Dawn mysticism and only put gears on things if they need gears.

Instead, it's "twee white people ride around in dirigibles drinking tea and wearing goggles".

That's a good way to combine lit and genre: use the fact you're not writing about our earth to pull punches- to couch things people don't want to hear in a more accessible form.

It's a pet peeve of mine. I loved The Difference Engine and I hate the fact that something so potentially interesting got co-opted by terrible internet people.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Molly Bloom posted:

Chillmatic I will never stop recommending Michael Chabon's 'Yiddish Policemen's Union'.
I'm just going to stop for a moment and say go out and get yourself a kindle. I don't care if you're going to have to only eat rice for a week to afford it, get yourself a kindle.

I saw this post, went 'hey I remember hearing about that, it sounded interesting' and fifteen seconds later I have a copy of it in my hands. Kindles are absolutely the best.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
It's an interesting article but it completely shoots itself in the foot with the example it gives. I'm a little worried that sometimes lit fiction is different in form simply for the sake of being different: "look at me, I'm so weird because you won't understand it you pleb."

Then this happens:

quote:

Since Cormac McCarthy may be most responsible for popularizing the custom, let's examine a passage from his 2005 novel "No Country for Old Men":

You could head south to the river.

Yeah. You could.

Less open ground.

Less aint none.

He turned, still holding the handkerchief to his forehead. No cloud cover in sight.

The absence of quotation marks may intensify the gruffness of the exchange. Punctuation errors may also imply the lack of formal education typical of his characters. Perhaps the dialogue is all the more swallowed by a vast Western expanse, in which human utterances amount to mere tufts of sage-brush.

Yet take the same passage with quotes added:

"You could head south to the river."

"Yeah. You could."

"Less open ground."

"Less aint none."

He turned, still holding the handkerchief to his forehead. "No cloud cover in sight."

Is that landscape any less vast? Honestly, what do we lose when we insert those quotes?
Yes, it's absolutely less vast and you lose so much. Without quotes, the dialogue seems boundless and like it's as much a part of the world as the river and the ground. The quotation marks kill the mythic feel by making it a simple human interaction rather than a statement about the world. There's no way this is just different-for-the-sake-of-different and it doesn't take a PhD in literature to figure that out. He couldn't have chosen a worse piece of text to prove his point.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I was talking about it in another thread but I thought it could be a good discussion here: how do you write inobtrusive in-chapter scene transitions? It must be something writers do but I've never really noticed it in action unless it's something ugly and obvious like

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which I want to stay away from.

What's the best way to do it?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Molly Bloom posted:

Chillmatic I will never stop recommending Michael Chabon's 'Yiddish Policemen's Union'.
I'm going to come back to this post for a second. About two pages into this book, I started bookmarking every little piece of language I loved. I gave that up less than half-way through when I realised I had one on almost every page.

Get this book. Get it now.

quote:

Rabbi Heskel Shpilman is a deformed mountain, a giant ruined dessert, a cartoon house with the windows shut and the sink left running.
Look at that. loving look at it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Yeah, the nature of the human soul when confronted with the untold mysteries of the universe is pretty well-trodden sci-fi ground.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Beantown posted:

Does anyone here ever have to deal with "writing anxiety"?
Everybody. Anyone who says different is a loving liar. drat your fear, put pen to paper and write.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Chiming in to say infodumps can ruin practically anything. The Lies of Locke Lamora would basically be a perfect fantasy novel if it didn't have to stop the reader every two chapters to say "HERE IS A WORLDBUILDING THING I PUT LOTS OF WORK INTO. LOOK AT IT."

It's like being on a rollercoaster that stops every ten seconds so the man behind you can point at houses in the distance. Show the consequences of the apocalypse and let the reader figure out the rest.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

magnificent7 posted:

But writing? I came at it thinking, "oh this is the easiest! No paint, no guitar strings, no computer programs even! It's just ideas, thrown onto a page! It's telling stories! I do that all the time!"
And here is where you've gone critically wrong. It's a mistake a lot of people make: because writing doesn't take much in the way of preparation or resources, it must be easy. Writing is a skill and like any skill, you're not going to be a master when you start out. Keep churning out those terrible stories, put them online, let people eviscerate them and if you process their criticism, in time you'll get better at it.

Write crap. You've gotta start somewhere and you won't suddenly become a master overnight.

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