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The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
While I like the general idea of factions battling it out for a prize, I think that the specific layout of the teams is more than a little slanted in favor of the Marauders. I love my Mooglies, and I don't want them to think I don't have faith in them, but...yeah.

Speaking of the Mooglies, they've been uprooted! Larry Lucchino's negative energy was killing the spirit of rock and roll, plus I realized that having two deadballers two Cliff Lees in the rotation meant that I shouldn't play half my games at Fenway Park.

The question now, though: Where can we go? They shut down the Boston Googolplex shortly after the Greater Mooglies folded, and The Casbah is all the way in London. These are desperate times, and they call for the most desperate of measures; using the powers given to me by the gods of rock, I will transport the Royal Palace of Googopolis to this earthly plane! Thankfully I had a baseball field put in during my sabbatical after the demise of the Calling.

Open-air stadium
Natural grass
Excellent infield
High grass
Large foul ground
Fair visibility (sometimes the sun shining off the golden palace gets in the batter's eye)

Dimensions: 365/390/415/395/355

The hitters won't like it, but...they're tough. They'll figure it out. I hope.

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The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


With the completion of the Super League season, the Mooglies acquire 1911 Chief Bender for 1934 Monte Pearson and 1911 Cy Morgan. New pitching setup:

SP1 1911 Chief Bender
SP2 2009 Cliff Lee
SP3 1911 Chief Bender
SP4 2011 Justin Verlander
SP5 2009 Cliff Lee

LR 2009 Justin Masterson
MR 1934 Mel Harder
SR 2009 Chris Perez
SR 2011 Santiago Casilla
SU 2003 Jose Valverde
CL 2009 Kerry Wood

Also, roster moves for the Rated R Superstars:

2009 Ryan Franklin traded to the Bengals for 2009 Kerry Wood. New pitching rotation:

SP1 Grover Cleveland Alexander
SP2 Roy Halladay
SP3 Adam Wainwright
SP4 Chris Carpenter
SP5 AJ Burnett

LR Justin Speier
MR Scott Downs
SR Jason Motte
SR John Rocker
SU Kerry Wood
CL BJ Ryan

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Hey, spuds! Taters! Idaho!

Johnny Sain is...well, he's a nice fella, but he isn't exactly good. Or decent. Or anything. Look, I've got Mel Harder, and I've got a big hole at shortstop. You've got one, too, because your Cal Ripken just isn't cutting it right now. So let's do this:

Great Googly-Mooglies get: Cal Ripken Jr., Mike Mussina
Idaho Potatoes get: 1934 Mel Harder, 1968 Dick McAuliffe

You get Harder to plug into your rotation right away, and a reroll on my underperforming McAuliffe. I get a reroll on Ripken and play him at short, plus I get the young Mussina to plug in at long relief. What do you say?

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Jesus Christ, the clones. There are so many of them. Everywhere I look it seems that there's two of somebody. And it's not time travel. I've been through the ages, seen the future and the past, and hung out with all my different selves. But these guys...these clones...that's what they are. They're the same guy. I look over here, Chief Bender. I look over there, Chief Bender. One day Cliff Lee pitches a shutout, the next day the same drat guy gets crushed. Am I losing it? Did bringing forth the Palace of Googopolis drive me insane? Did I--look! Over there! It's Kerry Wood! The same Kerry Wood I have! But he's...pitching for the Superstars? It can't be!

Superstars! Send that man over here! I must see him, to make sure that he is real!

Great Googly-Mooglies get: 2009 Kerry Wood
Rated R Superstars get: 2009 Chris Perez, 2006 Brandon League

(I cannot approve this trade on the Superstars' behalf. Approval must come from either every owner who isn't Bomber [Senerio, Cthulhu Dreams, Pungry] or Bomber and one of Pungry or Cthulhu Dreams.)

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Don't the Mooglies already have 2009 Kerry Wood?

That's what I said, brother! But then the Bengals had that auction, and then there were clones everywhere! I got another Bender from 1911, and the Superstars suddenly had one of the exact same Kerry Wood I had! I'm starting to think that calling forth the Palace of Googopolis may have ripped a hole in the space-time-rock continuum.

Changes for the Great Googly-Mooglies:

- The second Kerry Wood takes Chris Perez' spot on the roster, and is the new set-up man
- Jose Valverde moves to short relief

And for the Rated R Superstars:

- Chris Perez takes Kerry Wood's spot on the roster, and is the new set-up man
- Brandon League takes Jason Motte's spot on the roster, and is a short reliever
- Jason Motte is demoted to the minors
- Trever Miller is banished from existence to keep us at 28 players

The Goog fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Sep 4, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Saints traded their second-round dispersal draft pick to me, which I then traded to the Eazy-W's.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Smasher Dynamo posted:

You have a week to get me your draft preferences before I destroy your team!

Would you like that in the form of a giant list? Because the Great Googly-Mooglies can provide you with a giant list:

19?? Josh Gibson
1939 Ted Williams
2001 Alex Rodriguez
1951 Yogi Berra
1951 Willie Mays
1998 Ivan Rodriguez
2001 Ivan Rodriguez
1985 Rickey Henderson
1978 Mike Schmidt
1939 Jimmie Foxx
1982 Robin Yount
1975 Joe Morgan
2004 Jeff Kent
2004 Carlos Beltran
2004 Jeff Bagwell
1995 Roger Clemens
1959 Roberto Clemente
1989 George Brett
1987 Eddie Murray
2001 Rafael Palmeiro
2004 Lance Berkman
2009 Matt Holliday
1978 Willie Stargell
1906 Mordecai Brown
1964 Ron Santo
1966 Brooks Robinson
1978 Steve Carlton
1939 Joe Cronin
1962 Willie McCovey
1984 Lance Parrish
1968 Al Caline
1978 Bobby Bonds
1939 Bobby Doerr
1995 Jose Canseco
1999 Robb Nen
1997 Robb Nen
1982 Rollie Fingers
2004 Jason Isringhausen
Best Player Available

EDIT: I forgot to note: If a position has already been taken by my team, please skip all guys from that position for the rest of the draft. Thanks!

The Goog fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 11, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Hey Smasher, have another giant list! This one is submitted on behalf of the Rated R Superstars:

19?? Josh Gibson
2001 Alex Rodriguez
1995 Roger Clemens
1939 Ted Williams
1951 Yogi Berra
1998 Ivan Rodriguez
2001 Ivan Rodriguez
1978 Mike Schmidt
1982 Robin Yount
1906 Mordecai Brown
1985 Rickey Henderson
1978 Steve Carlton
1960 Whitey Ford
1939 Jimmie Foxx
1964 Ron Santo
1954 Larry Doby
1998 David Cone
1966 Brooks Robinson
2004 Carlos Beltran
1966 Jim Kaat
1975 Joe Morgan
2004 Jeff Kent
1951 Willie Mays
1939 Joe Cronin
2004 Roger Clemens
2004 Andy Pettitte
1989 Kirby Puckett
1924 Red Faber
1978 Willie Stargell
1939 Bobby Doerr
1934 Chuck Klein
1989 George Brett
1984 Lance Parrish
1962 Willie McCovey
2009 Matt Holliday
1995 John Valentin
2001 Rafael Palmeiro
1987 Eddie Murray
2004 Jeff Bagwell
1960 Luis Aparicio
1966 Luis Aparicio
2011 Victor Martinez
1999 Robb Nen
1982 Rollie Fingers
1997 Robb Nen
2004 Jason Isringhausen
Best SP Available
Best Player Available

Note: If a player we would draft plays the same position as a player we have already drafted, please skip him, unless that player would be the second starting pitcher drafted.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
EDIT: Oh lord I traded my every worldly possession for a chance to get Ted Williams or Josh Gibson. I'm either an idiot or a moron or perhaps just dumb. Nothing to see here.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Sep 17, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

blackmongoose posted:

TRADE!

Unspecifieds offer:
1st round Dispersal Draft pick

Googly-Mooglies offer:
1st round Dispersal Draft pick
3rd round Dispersal Draft pick
2009 Cliff Lee
1911 Home Run Baker
2003 Jose Valverde

It's quite a price to pay, and I don't exactly like breaking up one of my clone pairs, but the Mooglies accept. I'll have an updated roster posted soon; for right now, an updated list of draft preferences!

19?? Josh Gibson
1939 Ted Williams
2001 Alex Rodriguez
1978 Mike Schmidt
1951 Yogi Berra
1964 Ron Santo
1966 Brooks Robinson
1989 George Brett
1998 Ivan Rodriguez
2001 Ivan Rodriguez
1985 Rickey Henderson
2004 Carlos Beltran
1982 Robin Yount
Best Player Available

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

Bless you for putting up with this, by the way.

Seriously, this. Thanks a bunch, Smasher.

The Mooglies and Superstars are a-ok with their picks right now.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Mooglies are in as well.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Senerio posted:

Nominate the Rated R Superstars as 6% owner Senerio

As 20% owner of the Superstars, I approve.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Sudden Death Overtime roster of the Great Googly-Mooglies:

25-Man Roster:

C 1912 Chief Meyers
1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell
2B 1911 Eddie Collins
SS 1968 Dick McAuliffe
3B 1911 Stuffy McInnis
RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo
CF 1934 Earl Averill
LF 1939 Ted Williams
DH 2009 Travis Hafner

BN 2011 Alex Avila
BN 2009 Mark DeRosa
BN 1998 Bernie Williams
BN 1985 Joe Carter
BN 1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk

SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 2009 Cliff Lee
SP 2011 Justin Verlander
SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 1934 Mel Harder

RP 2011 Santiago Casilla
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Joe Smith
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Justin Masterson
RP 2009 Ted Lilly

Minors:

1911 Jack Lapp
1934 Joe Vosmik
1934 Lloyd Brown
1978 Bill Lee

Lineups:

vs RHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Travis Hafner DH
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Shin-Soo Choo RF
8. Dick McAuliffe SS
9. Stuffy McInnis 3B

vs LHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Joe Carter RF
6. Travis Hafner DH
7. Mark DeRosa 3B
8. Chief Meyers C
9. Dick McAuliffe SS

NOTE: Please have Alex Avila be the personal catcher for Chief Bender (the first one).

Pitching Rotation:

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Justin Verlander
SP4. Chief Bender
SP5. Mel Harder

LR Ted Lilly
MR Justin Masterson
SR Joe Smith
SR Santiago Casilla
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

EDIT: Smasher has very kindly allowed the Mooglies to use their presumptive first-round draft pick, 1939 Ted Williams, for Sudden Death Overtime, owing to the fact that I traded like half the team for him.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 19, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Senerio posted:

Dropping out of this.
Risk isn't worth one player.

I'd like to implore the Commissar to change his mind as well; with my team still not quite what I expected it to be when I made the Williams trade, putting it all on the line for just one player, especially against this level of competition, doesn't seem worth it.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
I'd rather go into it with only the possibility of one player than see it not happen. If the extra round of dispersal is too much, then it's too much, and that's fine.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Great Googly-Mooglies and Rated R Superstars vote for Option B.

Now, the Opening Day roster for the Great Googly-Mooglies!

25-Man Roster:

C 1912 Chief Meyers
1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell
2B 1911 Eddie Collins
SS 1968 Dick McAuliffe
3B 1966 Brooks Robinson
RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo
CF 1934 Earl Averill
LF 1939 Ted Williams
DH 2009 Travis Hafner

BN 2011 Alex Avila
BN 1911 Stuffy McInnis
BN 1998 Bernie Williams
BN 1985 Joe Carter
BN 1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk

SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 2009 Cliff Lee
SP 2011 Justin Verlander
SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 1934 Mel Harder

RP 2011 Santiago Casilla
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Joe Smith
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Justin Masterson
RP 2009 Ted Lilly

Minors:

1911 Jack Lapp
1934 Joe Vosmik
2009 Mark DeRosa
1934 Lloyd Brown
1978 Bill Lee

Lineups:

vs RHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Travis Hafner DH
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Shin-Soo Choo RF
8. Dick McAuliffe SS
9. Brooks Robinson 3B

vs LHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill RF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams DH
5. Joe Carter LF
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Bernie Williams CF
8. Dick McAuliffe SS
9. Brooks Robinson 3B

NOTE: Please have Alex Avila be the personal catcher for Chief Bender (the first one).

Pitching Rotation:

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Justin Verlander
SP4. Chief Bender
SP5. Mel Harder

LR Ted Lilly
MR Justin Masterson
SR Joe Smith
SR Santiago Casilla
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Opening Day roster for the Rated R Superstars:

25-man roster:

C: 1998 Ivan Rodriguez
1B: 2009 Albert Pujols
2B: 1919 Eddie Collins
3B: 2009 Troy Glaus
SS: 1934 Odell Hale
LF: 2003 Vladimir Guerrero
CF: 1954 Larry Doby
RF: 1966 Frank Robinson
DH: 1930 Jimmie Foxx

BN: 2009 Jhonny Peralta
BN: 2009 Yadier Molina
BN: 2009 David Freese
BN: 2006 Vernon Wells
BN: 2001 Andruw Jones

SP: 1928 Grover Cleveland Alexander
SP: 2009 Chris Carpenter
SP: 2006 Roy Halladay
SP: 1998 David Cone
SP: 2009 Adam Wainwright

RP: 2006 AJ Burnett
RP: 2009 Chris Perez
RP: 2009 BJ Ryan
RP: 2001 John Rocker
RP: 2006 Scott Downs
RP: 2006 Brandon League

MINORS

1919 Happy Felsch
2006 Bengie Molina
2009 Jason Motte

BATTING ORDER

vs RHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Ivan Rodriguez C
3. Jimmie Foxx DH
4. Albert Pujols 1B
5. Vladimir Guerrero LF
6. Frank Robinson RF
7. Troy Glaus 3B
8. Larry Doby CF
9. Odell Hale SS

vs LHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Ivan Rodriguez C
3. Jimmie Foxx DH
4. Albert Pujols 1B
5. Vladimir Guerrero LF
6. Frank Robinson RF
7. Troy Glaus 3B
8. Larry Doby CF
9. Odell Hale SS

NOTE: Please have Yadier Molina be the personal catcher for Grover Cleveland Alexander.

PITCHING ROTATION

SP1. Grover Cleveland Alexander
SP2. Roy Halladay
SP3. Adam Wainwright
SP4. David Cone
SP5. Chris Carpenter

LR AJ Burnett
MR Scott Downs
SR Brandon League
SR John Rocker
SU Chris Perez
CL BJ Ryan

(Per this post, this lineup does not require approval from the other owners of the Superstars.)

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
You don't have a third baseman, Archie.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Man, these challenges are a blast. I saw my old Mooglies take on a couple of teams that thought they could pick up some easy additions, and whammo! Knocked their drat teeth out. Heh...err, let's just hope that doesn't happen to us. The Great Googly-Mooglies issue the following challenges:

The Mooglies' first round Super Draft pick and the second-round pick we didn't trade to the Cultists (whichever of the Saints' or Mooglies' is higher) on a * challenge for 1989 Ozzie Smith

The Saints' first round Super Draft pick and 2011 Santiago Casilla on a ** challenge for 2010 Ryan Braun

1968 Dick McAuliffe and 2011 Alex Avila on a ** challenge for 2001 Mike Mussina

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Rated R Superstars bid their Super Draft picks to make a * challenge for 1985 Howard Johnson.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Look, fellas, I want to be straight with you. The Mooglies...well, they haven't gone quite as long without playing ball as I've led you to believe. Obviously I brought back Cliff and Eddie and...who was the third guy? Ah, it doesn't matter. I brought back those guys when I did that whole "greater" Mooglies thing, but this is different.

You see, when I hopped on my Pegasus and rode back to the Palace of Googopolis after the Greater Mooglies failed, I was despondent. We all were. And then I got bitter, and jealous. So I gathered together a few teams of my own, trying to recreate the feel of the old Super League. It was tough, finding guys willing to travel through the heavens just to play baseball for my own personal amusement, but we cobbled together enough of a following that the people started turning out in numbers.

And even on a planet of rock a hundred trillion miles away from this world, when there are enough people who want to watch something, they'll put it on television. And there will be contracts. So when the suits had had their say, they divided the teams into two leagues: There was the ABBA League, who played their games on Channel 1, and the Zeppelin League, on Channel 693.

At the end of the year, my Mooglies took on a team that called themselves the "Free-riding Funksters of Greater Googopolis." It was a joke, really; we beat them in four games, and the only run they scored came when Cliff Lee tried to pitch back-to-back games righthanded. They crowned us the "television champions," whatever that meant, and immediately started working on the next season. Seeing that sad excuse for baseball had me itching to get back in the Super League, though, and so I came back to this plane of existence and brought forth the London Calling.

After they were turned away, I didn't want anything to do with baseball for a while. Without the Mooglies, the television league crumbled; they never even crowned a second champion. The league seemed destined to fade away, never to be thought of again, but the gods of rock had other thoughts.

When I brought the Mooglies back to Earth and called forth the Royal Palace of Googopolis to host our home games, I brought the royal servants along with me. When I did, one of the janitors came to me and said, "Hey, tough guy! I found this title just lying around in some trash, see? I figured maybe you, ese, should have it. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta...GOOOOOO!"

He's a weird fella, I'm not gonna lie. Incredible with a 2x4, though.

Anyway, I held the belt in my hands, and the memories flooded back to me. It might just be a crappy piece of tin to you, but to me and the Mooglies, this belt represents the struggle we endured just to get back to the Super League. We will carry it--and defend it--with pride.

I hereby declare the Great Googly-Mooglies the first ever Super League Television Champions!

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Well, that's a bummer. Put Verlander on the DL, move Lilly to the rotation (:gonk:) and call up 1978 Bill Lee to be the long reliever. Here's a new pitching rotation:

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Chief Bender
SP4. Mel Harder
SP5. Ted Lilly

LR Bill Lee
MR Justin Masterson
SR Joe Smith
SR Santiago Casilla
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

The Mooglies also bid 2009 Kerry Wood and 2009 Kerry Wood on a * challenge for 1987 Jimmy Key.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
For the Great Googly-Mooglies:

- 1989 Ozzie Smith replaces 1911 Stuffy McInnis on the roster
- New batting order:

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Travis Hafner DH
6. Shin-Soo Choo RF
7. Alex Avila C
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Ozzie Smith SS

vs LHP

1. Eddie Collins 2B
2. Earl Averill RF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams DH
5. Joe Carter LF
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Bernie Williams CF
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Ozzie Smith SS

Please remove all personal catcher assignments.

For the Rated R Superstars:

1985 Howard Johnson replaces 1934 Odell Hale on the roster and in the lineup, batting ninth against both hands.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Sep 25, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Great Googly-Mooglies

Well, we lost the TV Title almost as soon as we introduced it, and that's a bummer. But, look at the positives: We swept the Phoenixes, we won Jimmy Key, and Cthulhu didn't win the Mystery Box. Still a good week!

- 1987 Jimmy Key replaces 2009 Ted Lilly on the roster and in the rotation

Rated R Superstars

Look, we get it. Howard Johnson isn't really a very good shortstop. But we had Odell Hale there, for crying out loud. At least Johnson can hit.

- 2009 David Freese replaces 2009 Troy Glaus in the lineup against righties and lefties

- The Superstars bid 2009 Troy Glaus, all of their ratings challenges and a second-round Super Draft pick on a ** challenge for 1991 Matt Williams

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
A second baseman, you say? Well, let's do this:

Great Googly-Mooglies get: 1984 Cal Ripken Jr., your second-round Super Draft pick

Luna Landers get: 1911 Eddie Collins, my last ratings challenge

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
New lineups for the Great Googly-Mooglies:

vs RHP

1. Shin-Soo Choo RF
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Cal Ripken, Jr. 2B
6. Travis Hafner DH
7. Alex Avila C
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Ozzie Smith SS

vs LHP

1. Cal Ripken, Jr. 2B
2. Earl Averill RF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams DH
5. Joe Carter LF
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Bernie Williams CF
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Ozzie Smith SS

The Mooglies will also wager 1989 Ozzie Smith and the Landers' second round Super Draft pick on a * challenge for 2007 Dustin Pedroia.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Well, that's a shame. I guess we had to lose one at some point. Let's call up 1934 Lloyd Brown to replace Casilla on the roster; he'll be the middle reliever, with Justin Masterson moving to short relief.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


The Mooglies wager 2009 Travis Hafner and their remaining second-round Super Draft pick (theirs or the Saints, whichever is higher) on a *** challenge for 1939 Hank Greenberg.

The Mooglies will not be the ones taking this challenge, however; they have contracted the services of the Ry'leh Cultists. In exchange for the Cultists taking on this challenge, the Mooglies will send 2009 Ted Lilly. I'm sure he'll fit right in with all the other Cubs and former Cubs on the Cultists.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Pending the Splinter Cells' acceptance of the Whitaker trade, they also worked out a deal with the Great Googly-Mooglies:

Great Googly-Mooglies receive: 1910 Jim Delahanty, second-round Super Draft pick (Mooglies' or Saints', whichever is lower)

Norfolk Splinter Cells receive: 1987 Jimmy Key

EDIT: Yes, this is just a neater re-presentation of my part of the deal that Cthulhu already posted.

Lineup changes for the Mooglies:

vs RHP

1. Shin-Soo Choo RF
2. Earl Averill CF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams LF
5. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS
6. Travis Hafner DH
7. Alex Avila C
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Jim Delahanty 2B

vs LHP

1. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS
2. Earl Averill RF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Ted Williams DH
5. Joe Carter LF
6. Chief Meyers C
7. Bernie Williams CF
8. Brooks Robinson 3B
9. Jim Delahanty 2B

And please set the Mooglies' defensive replacement slider to +2. Thanks, Smasher!

The Goog fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Sep 28, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Oh, and one last thing: A trade offer!

Great Googly-Mooglies receive: 2006 AJ Burnett, a second round pick in the Super Draft

Rated R Superstars receive: 1989 Ozzie Smith

Due to the Superstars' trading bylaws, I cannot approve this trade for them. Approval will have to come from TKBomber and one of Cthulhu Dreams or Pungry, OR from Cthulhu Dreams, Pungry and Senerio.

EDIT: vvv Whoops. Sorry.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Sep 28, 2012

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
With the trading of Key, the Mooglies will run with a 10-man pitching staff until Justin Verlander (or Mike Mussina :pray:) can join us.

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Chief Bender
SP4. Mel Harder
SP5. Bill Lee

LR Lloyd Brown
MR Justin Masterson
SR Joe Smith
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Great Googly-Mooglies:

Well, we lost Ozzie and a pick, which sucks, but at least we swept the Superstars and performed well in the league. Good week!

- 1911 Stuffy McInnis replaces 1989 Ozzie Smith on the roster (Smith lost to the ether)

- Please set defensive replacement sliders to -1.

Rated R Superstars:

Well, we got swept by the Mooglies and didn't perform well in the league, which sucks, but at least we added Matt Williams, on whom I'm much higher than Smasher. Good week!

- 1996 Matt Williams replaces 2009 Troy Glaus on the roster (Glaus sent down to the minors)

- Williams also replaces 2009 David Freese in the lineup, playing third and batting 7th against righties and lefties.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Victory! Woo-hoo! Let's have Mussina replace 1911 Stuffy McInnis on the roster, and rework the pitching rotation to look like this:

SP1. Chief Bender
SP2. Cliff Lee
SP3. Chief Bender
SP4. Mike Mussina
SP5. Mel Harder

LR Bill Lee
MR Lloyd Brown
SR Joe Smith
SR Justin Masterson
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

Hopefully Harder won't mind being pushed back a turn and having the AI skip his starts whenever it can. If he's mad now, he's gonna be even more pissed when Verlander gets back!

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
HEY EVERYBODY!

Congratulate Smasher on passing the bar exam, or I'll pester you all with trade offers until you die.

Way to go, Smasher! :toot:

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

gingemidget posted:

Bad rotation? Unfazed by the curse of the 90s Braves? Simply want a player with the letter Z in their name? Then I have a like new '93 John Smoltz ready to sell to you for any reasonable offer!

Why not add some deadball to your life? The Great Googly-Mooglies are currently overstocked in 1911 Chief Benders, and we want to pass the savings on to you!

For your '93 Smoltz and just a second-round pick in the Super Draft, you can have a guy coming off of two seasons where he combined for 500 (!) IP and an ERA+ of 148. In 1911 itself, Bender put up a 145 ERA+, and did it while giving up two--TWO--home runs in over 200 innings.

Chief Bender's a Hall of Famer, and in 1911 he's in his prime. Young and Short, no offense to Marauder, simply can't measure up.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Rated R Superstars

This bullpen situation is...Lord, it's awful. Holy loving God it's awful. We need to make a change. We only have one guy in the minors, but we're going to have to call him up. And to see whose place he'll take, we turn to the Wheel of Morality Mediocrity!



Wheel of Mediocrity, turn turn turn; tell us the pitcher that we should burn...



2009 Jason Motte replaces 2006 Brandon League on the roster and in the bullpen.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
The Rated R Superstars wager their Super Draft picks to make a * challenge for 1986 Jesse Orosco.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
It's worth noting, Rev, that Marauder's Rollins has either zero or one year with an OPS+ above 100 on his resume. (What year is he, anyway?) Jack Clark is already a high-slugging, multi-time All Star by 1985. That alone makes the deal silly.

Here's a better offer for you: 1910 Jim Delahanty, who had enjoyed six straight 100-or-higher OPS+ seasons and would go on to put up four more in a row, for just your second round pick.

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The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
You don't want to trade Jack Clark. There's nothing wrong with that. If Delahanty's lack of shortstop experience scares you away, then let me offer 1968 Dick McAuliffe, again for just your second-round Super Draft pick.

It's true that McAuliffe was primarily a second baseman by '68, but he had been a full-time shortstop for several years before that, and he continued to play the position on a part-time basis (as well as filling in at third, when needed) for the remaining seven years of his career. In 1968 he was in his offensive prime, as well; that was his second of three straight seasons with a 126 OPS+, and before that stretch he put up a 148.

The Goog fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 3, 2012

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