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While I like the general idea of factions battling it out for a prize, I think that the specific layout of the teams is more than a little slanted in favor of the Marauders. I love my Mooglies, and I don't want them to think I don't have faith in them, but...yeah. Speaking of the Mooglies, they've been uprooted! Larry Lucchino's negative energy was killing the spirit of rock and roll, plus I realized that having two deadballers two Cliff Lees in the rotation meant that I shouldn't play half my games at Fenway Park. The question now, though: Where can we go? They shut down the Boston Googolplex shortly after the Greater Mooglies folded, and The Casbah is all the way in London. These are desperate times, and they call for the most desperate of measures; using the powers given to me by the gods of rock, I will transport the Royal Palace of Googopolis to this earthly plane! Thankfully I had a baseball field put in during my sabbatical after the demise of the Calling. Open-air stadium Natural grass Excellent infield High grass Large foul ground Fair visibility (sometimes the sun shining off the golden palace gets in the batter's eye) Dimensions: 365/390/415/395/355 The hitters won't like it, but...they're tough. They'll figure it out. I hope.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 11:30 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:42 |
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With the completion of the Super League season, the Mooglies acquire 1911 Chief Bender for 1934 Monte Pearson and 1911 Cy Morgan. New pitching setup: SP1 1911 Chief Bender SP2 2009 Cliff Lee SP3 1911 Chief Bender SP4 2011 Justin Verlander SP5 2009 Cliff Lee LR 2009 Justin Masterson MR 1934 Mel Harder SR 2009 Chris Perez SR 2011 Santiago Casilla SU 2003 Jose Valverde CL 2009 Kerry Wood Also, roster moves for the Rated R Superstars: 2009 Ryan Franklin traded to the Bengals for 2009 Kerry Wood. New pitching rotation: SP1 Grover Cleveland Alexander SP2 Roy Halladay SP3 Adam Wainwright SP4 Chris Carpenter SP5 AJ Burnett LR Justin Speier MR Scott Downs SR Jason Motte SR John Rocker SU Kerry Wood CL BJ Ryan
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 00:43 |
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Hey, spuds! Taters! Idaho! Johnny Sain is...well, he's a nice fella, but he isn't exactly good. Or decent. Or anything. Look, I've got Mel Harder, and I've got a big hole at shortstop. You've got one, too, because your Cal Ripken just isn't cutting it right now. So let's do this: Great Googly-Mooglies get: Cal Ripken Jr., Mike Mussina Idaho Potatoes get: 1934 Mel Harder, 1968 Dick McAuliffe You get Harder to plug into your rotation right away, and a reroll on my underperforming McAuliffe. I get a reroll on Ripken and play him at short, plus I get the young Mussina to plug in at long relief. What do you say?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 03:32 |
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Jesus Christ, the clones. There are so many of them. Everywhere I look it seems that there's two of somebody. And it's not time travel. I've been through the ages, seen the future and the past, and hung out with all my different selves. But these guys...these clones...that's what they are. They're the same guy. I look over here, Chief Bender. I look over there, Chief Bender. One day Cliff Lee pitches a shutout, the next day the same drat guy gets crushed. Am I losing it? Did bringing forth the Palace of Googopolis drive me insane? Did I--look! Over there! It's Kerry Wood! The same Kerry Wood I have! But he's...pitching for the Superstars? It can't be! Superstars! Send that man over here! I must see him, to make sure that he is real! Great Googly-Mooglies get: 2009 Kerry Wood Rated R Superstars get: 2009 Chris Perez, 2006 Brandon League (I cannot approve this trade on the Superstars' behalf. Approval must come from either every owner who isn't Bomber [Senerio, Cthulhu Dreams, Pungry] or Bomber and one of Pungry or Cthulhu Dreams.)
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 23:02 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Don't the Mooglies already have 2009 Kerry Wood? That's what I said, brother! But then the Bengals had that auction, and then there were clones everywhere! I got another Bender from 1911, and the Superstars suddenly had one of the exact same Kerry Wood I had! I'm starting to think that calling forth the Palace of Googopolis may have ripped a hole in the space-time-rock continuum. Changes for the Great Googly-Mooglies: - The second Kerry Wood takes Chris Perez' spot on the roster, and is the new set-up man - Jose Valverde moves to short relief And for the Rated R Superstars: - Chris Perez takes Kerry Wood's spot on the roster, and is the new set-up man - Brandon League takes Jason Motte's spot on the roster, and is a short reliever - Jason Motte is demoted to the minors - Trever Miller is banished from existence to keep us at 28 players The Goog fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Sep 4, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 04:34 |
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The Saints traded their second-round dispersal draft pick to me, which I then traded to the Eazy-W's.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 12:29 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:You have a week to get me your draft preferences before I destroy your team! Would you like that in the form of a giant list? Because the Great Googly-Mooglies can provide you with a giant list: 19?? Josh Gibson 1939 Ted Williams 2001 Alex Rodriguez 1951 Yogi Berra 1951 Willie Mays 1998 Ivan Rodriguez 2001 Ivan Rodriguez 1985 Rickey Henderson 1978 Mike Schmidt 1939 Jimmie Foxx 1982 Robin Yount 1975 Joe Morgan 2004 Jeff Kent 2004 Carlos Beltran 2004 Jeff Bagwell 1995 Roger Clemens 1959 Roberto Clemente 1989 George Brett 1987 Eddie Murray 2001 Rafael Palmeiro 2004 Lance Berkman 2009 Matt Holliday 1978 Willie Stargell 1906 Mordecai Brown 1964 Ron Santo 1966 Brooks Robinson 1978 Steve Carlton 1939 Joe Cronin 1962 Willie McCovey 1984 Lance Parrish 1968 Al Caline 1978 Bobby Bonds 1939 Bobby Doerr 1995 Jose Canseco 1999 Robb Nen 1997 Robb Nen 1982 Rollie Fingers 2004 Jason Isringhausen Best Player Available EDIT: I forgot to note: If a position has already been taken by my team, please skip all guys from that position for the rest of the draft. Thanks! The Goog fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 11, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 13:47 |
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Hey Smasher, have another giant list! This one is submitted on behalf of the Rated R Superstars: 19?? Josh Gibson 2001 Alex Rodriguez 1995 Roger Clemens 1939 Ted Williams 1951 Yogi Berra 1998 Ivan Rodriguez 2001 Ivan Rodriguez 1978 Mike Schmidt 1982 Robin Yount 1906 Mordecai Brown 1985 Rickey Henderson 1978 Steve Carlton 1960 Whitey Ford 1939 Jimmie Foxx 1964 Ron Santo 1954 Larry Doby 1998 David Cone 1966 Brooks Robinson 2004 Carlos Beltran 1966 Jim Kaat 1975 Joe Morgan 2004 Jeff Kent 1951 Willie Mays 1939 Joe Cronin 2004 Roger Clemens 2004 Andy Pettitte 1989 Kirby Puckett 1924 Red Faber 1978 Willie Stargell 1939 Bobby Doerr 1934 Chuck Klein 1989 George Brett 1984 Lance Parrish 1962 Willie McCovey 2009 Matt Holliday 1995 John Valentin 2001 Rafael Palmeiro 1987 Eddie Murray 2004 Jeff Bagwell 1960 Luis Aparicio 1966 Luis Aparicio 2011 Victor Martinez 1999 Robb Nen 1982 Rollie Fingers 1997 Robb Nen 2004 Jason Isringhausen Best SP Available Best Player Available Note: If a player we would draft plays the same position as a player we have already drafted, please skip him, unless that player would be the second starting pitcher drafted.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2012 02:20 |
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EDIT: Oh lord I traded my every worldly possession for a chance to get Ted Williams or Josh Gibson. I'm either an idiot or a moron or perhaps just dumb. Nothing to see here.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 22:16 |
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blackmongoose posted:TRADE! It's quite a price to pay, and I don't exactly like breaking up one of my clone pairs, but the Mooglies accept. I'll have an updated roster posted soon; for right now, an updated list of draft preferences! 19?? Josh Gibson 1939 Ted Williams 2001 Alex Rodriguez 1978 Mike Schmidt 1951 Yogi Berra 1964 Ron Santo 1966 Brooks Robinson 1989 George Brett 1998 Ivan Rodriguez 2001 Ivan Rodriguez 1985 Rickey Henderson 2004 Carlos Beltran 1982 Robin Yount Best Player Available
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 23:33 |
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NotThatSamBeckett posted:Bless you for putting up with this, by the way. Seriously, this. Thanks a bunch, Smasher. The Mooglies and Superstars are a-ok with their picks right now.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 03:21 |
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The Mooglies are in as well.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 03:53 |
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Senerio posted:Nominate the Rated R Superstars as 6% owner Senerio As 20% owner of the Superstars, I approve.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 03:55 |
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The Sudden Death Overtime roster of the Great Googly-Mooglies: 25-Man Roster: C 1912 Chief Meyers 1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell 2B 1911 Eddie Collins SS 1968 Dick McAuliffe 3B 1911 Stuffy McInnis RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo CF 1934 Earl Averill LF 1939 Ted Williams DH 2009 Travis Hafner BN 2011 Alex Avila BN 2009 Mark DeRosa BN 1998 Bernie Williams BN 1985 Joe Carter BN 1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk SP 1911 Chief Bender SP 2009 Cliff Lee SP 2011 Justin Verlander SP 1911 Chief Bender SP 1934 Mel Harder RP 2011 Santiago Casilla RP 2009 Kerry Wood RP 2009 Joe Smith RP 2009 Kerry Wood RP 2009 Justin Masterson RP 2009 Ted Lilly Minors: 1911 Jack Lapp 1934 Joe Vosmik 1934 Lloyd Brown 1978 Bill Lee Lineups: vs RHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Travis Hafner DH 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Shin-Soo Choo RF 8. Dick McAuliffe SS 9. Stuffy McInnis 3B vs LHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Joe Carter RF 6. Travis Hafner DH 7. Mark DeRosa 3B 8. Chief Meyers C 9. Dick McAuliffe SS NOTE: Please have Alex Avila be the personal catcher for Chief Bender (the first one). Pitching Rotation: SP1. Chief Bender SP2. Cliff Lee SP3. Justin Verlander SP4. Chief Bender SP5. Mel Harder LR Ted Lilly MR Justin Masterson SR Joe Smith SR Santiago Casilla SU Kerry Wood CL Kerry Wood EDIT: Smasher has very kindly allowed the Mooglies to use their presumptive first-round draft pick, 1939 Ted Williams, for Sudden Death Overtime, owing to the fact that I traded like half the team for him. The Goog fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 19, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 04:52 |
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Senerio posted:Dropping out of this. I'd like to implore the Commissar to change his mind as well; with my team still not quite what I expected it to be when I made the Williams trade, putting it all on the line for just one player, especially against this level of competition, doesn't seem worth it.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 15:42 |
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I'd rather go into it with only the possibility of one player than see it not happen. If the extra round of dispersal is too much, then it's too much, and that's fine.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 17:24 |
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The Great Googly-Mooglies and Rated R Superstars vote for Option B. Now, the Opening Day roster for the Great Googly-Mooglies! 25-Man Roster: C 1912 Chief Meyers 1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell 2B 1911 Eddie Collins SS 1968 Dick McAuliffe 3B 1966 Brooks Robinson RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo CF 1934 Earl Averill LF 1939 Ted Williams DH 2009 Travis Hafner BN 2011 Alex Avila BN 1911 Stuffy McInnis BN 1998 Bernie Williams BN 1985 Joe Carter BN 1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk SP 1911 Chief Bender SP 2009 Cliff Lee SP 2011 Justin Verlander SP 1911 Chief Bender SP 1934 Mel Harder RP 2011 Santiago Casilla RP 2009 Kerry Wood RP 2009 Joe Smith RP 2009 Kerry Wood RP 2009 Justin Masterson RP 2009 Ted Lilly Minors: 1911 Jack Lapp 1934 Joe Vosmik 2009 Mark DeRosa 1934 Lloyd Brown 1978 Bill Lee Lineups: vs RHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Travis Hafner DH 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Shin-Soo Choo RF 8. Dick McAuliffe SS 9. Brooks Robinson 3B vs LHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill RF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams DH 5. Joe Carter LF 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Bernie Williams CF 8. Dick McAuliffe SS 9. Brooks Robinson 3B NOTE: Please have Alex Avila be the personal catcher for Chief Bender (the first one). Pitching Rotation: SP1. Chief Bender SP2. Cliff Lee SP3. Justin Verlander SP4. Chief Bender SP5. Mel Harder LR Ted Lilly MR Justin Masterson SR Joe Smith SR Santiago Casilla SU Kerry Wood CL Kerry Wood
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 21:20 |
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Opening Day roster for the Rated R Superstars: 25-man roster: C: 1998 Ivan Rodriguez 1B: 2009 Albert Pujols 2B: 1919 Eddie Collins 3B: 2009 Troy Glaus SS: 1934 Odell Hale LF: 2003 Vladimir Guerrero CF: 1954 Larry Doby RF: 1966 Frank Robinson DH: 1930 Jimmie Foxx BN: 2009 Jhonny Peralta BN: 2009 Yadier Molina BN: 2009 David Freese BN: 2006 Vernon Wells BN: 2001 Andruw Jones SP: 1928 Grover Cleveland Alexander SP: 2009 Chris Carpenter SP: 2006 Roy Halladay SP: 1998 David Cone SP: 2009 Adam Wainwright RP: 2006 AJ Burnett RP: 2009 Chris Perez RP: 2009 BJ Ryan RP: 2001 John Rocker RP: 2006 Scott Downs RP: 2006 Brandon League MINORS 1919 Happy Felsch 2006 Bengie Molina 2009 Jason Motte BATTING ORDER vs RHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Ivan Rodriguez C 3. Jimmie Foxx DH 4. Albert Pujols 1B 5. Vladimir Guerrero LF 6. Frank Robinson RF 7. Troy Glaus 3B 8. Larry Doby CF 9. Odell Hale SS vs LHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Ivan Rodriguez C 3. Jimmie Foxx DH 4. Albert Pujols 1B 5. Vladimir Guerrero LF 6. Frank Robinson RF 7. Troy Glaus 3B 8. Larry Doby CF 9. Odell Hale SS NOTE: Please have Yadier Molina be the personal catcher for Grover Cleveland Alexander. PITCHING ROTATION SP1. Grover Cleveland Alexander SP2. Roy Halladay SP3. Adam Wainwright SP4. David Cone SP5. Chris Carpenter LR AJ Burnett MR Scott Downs SR Brandon League SR John Rocker SU Chris Perez CL BJ Ryan (Per this post, this lineup does not require approval from the other owners of the Superstars.)
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 21:32 |
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You don't have a third baseman, Archie.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2012 07:14 |
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Man, these challenges are a blast. I saw my old Mooglies take on a couple of teams that thought they could pick up some easy additions, and whammo! Knocked their drat teeth out. Heh...err, let's just hope that doesn't happen to us. The Great Googly-Mooglies issue the following challenges: The Mooglies' first round Super Draft pick and the second-round pick we didn't trade to the Cultists (whichever of the Saints' or Mooglies' is higher) on a * challenge for 1989 Ozzie Smith The Saints' first round Super Draft pick and 2011 Santiago Casilla on a ** challenge for 2010 Ryan Braun 1968 Dick McAuliffe and 2011 Alex Avila on a ** challenge for 2001 Mike Mussina
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2012 03:19 |
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The Rated R Superstars bid their Super Draft picks to make a * challenge for 1985 Howard Johnson.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2012 03:34 |
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Look, fellas, I want to be straight with you. The Mooglies...well, they haven't gone quite as long without playing ball as I've led you to believe. Obviously I brought back Cliff and Eddie and...who was the third guy? Ah, it doesn't matter. I brought back those guys when I did that whole "greater" Mooglies thing, but this is different. You see, when I hopped on my Pegasus and rode back to the Palace of Googopolis after the Greater Mooglies failed, I was despondent. We all were. And then I got bitter, and jealous. So I gathered together a few teams of my own, trying to recreate the feel of the old Super League. It was tough, finding guys willing to travel through the heavens just to play baseball for my own personal amusement, but we cobbled together enough of a following that the people started turning out in numbers. And even on a planet of rock a hundred trillion miles away from this world, when there are enough people who want to watch something, they'll put it on television. And there will be contracts. So when the suits had had their say, they divided the teams into two leagues: There was the ABBA League, who played their games on Channel 1, and the Zeppelin League, on Channel 693. At the end of the year, my Mooglies took on a team that called themselves the "Free-riding Funksters of Greater Googopolis." It was a joke, really; we beat them in four games, and the only run they scored came when Cliff Lee tried to pitch back-to-back games righthanded. They crowned us the "television champions," whatever that meant, and immediately started working on the next season. Seeing that sad excuse for baseball had me itching to get back in the Super League, though, and so I came back to this plane of existence and brought forth the London Calling. After they were turned away, I didn't want anything to do with baseball for a while. Without the Mooglies, the television league crumbled; they never even crowned a second champion. The league seemed destined to fade away, never to be thought of again, but the gods of rock had other thoughts. When I brought the Mooglies back to Earth and called forth the Royal Palace of Googopolis to host our home games, I brought the royal servants along with me. When I did, one of the janitors came to me and said, "Hey, tough guy! I found this title just lying around in some trash, see? I figured maybe you, ese, should have it. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta...GOOOOOO!" He's a weird fella, I'm not gonna lie. Incredible with a 2x4, though. Anyway, I held the belt in my hands, and the memories flooded back to me. It might just be a crappy piece of tin to you, but to me and the Mooglies, this belt represents the struggle we endured just to get back to the Super League. We will carry it--and defend it--with pride. I hereby declare the Great Googly-Mooglies the first ever Super League Television Champions!
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 05:29 |
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Well, that's a bummer. Put Verlander on the DL, move Lilly to the rotation () and call up 1978 Bill Lee to be the long reliever. Here's a new pitching rotation: SP1. Chief Bender SP2. Cliff Lee SP3. Chief Bender SP4. Mel Harder SP5. Ted Lilly LR Bill Lee MR Justin Masterson SR Joe Smith SR Santiago Casilla SU Kerry Wood CL Kerry Wood The Mooglies also bid 2009 Kerry Wood and 2009 Kerry Wood on a * challenge for 1987 Jimmy Key.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 01:02 |
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For the Great Googly-Mooglies: - 1989 Ozzie Smith replaces 1911 Stuffy McInnis on the roster - New batting order: 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Travis Hafner DH 6. Shin-Soo Choo RF 7. Alex Avila C 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Ozzie Smith SS vs LHP 1. Eddie Collins 2B 2. Earl Averill RF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams DH 5. Joe Carter LF 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Bernie Williams CF 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Ozzie Smith SS Please remove all personal catcher assignments. For the Rated R Superstars: 1985 Howard Johnson replaces 1934 Odell Hale on the roster and in the lineup, batting ninth against both hands. The Goog fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Sep 25, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 25, 2012 16:13 |
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Great Googly-Mooglies Well, we lost the TV Title almost as soon as we introduced it, and that's a bummer. But, look at the positives: We swept the Phoenixes, we won Jimmy Key, and Cthulhu didn't win the Mystery Box. Still a good week! - 1987 Jimmy Key replaces 2009 Ted Lilly on the roster and in the rotation Rated R Superstars Look, we get it. Howard Johnson isn't really a very good shortstop. But we had Odell Hale there, for crying out loud. At least Johnson can hit. - 2009 David Freese replaces 2009 Troy Glaus in the lineup against righties and lefties - The Superstars bid 2009 Troy Glaus, all of their ratings challenges and a second-round Super Draft pick on a ** challenge for 1991 Matt Williams
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2012 23:47 |
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A second baseman, you say? Well, let's do this: Great Googly-Mooglies get: 1984 Cal Ripken Jr., your second-round Super Draft pick Luna Landers get: 1911 Eddie Collins, my last ratings challenge
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 00:20 |
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New lineups for the Great Googly-Mooglies: vs RHP 1. Shin-Soo Choo RF 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Cal Ripken, Jr. 2B 6. Travis Hafner DH 7. Alex Avila C 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Ozzie Smith SS vs LHP 1. Cal Ripken, Jr. 2B 2. Earl Averill RF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams DH 5. Joe Carter LF 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Bernie Williams CF 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Ozzie Smith SS The Mooglies will also wager 1989 Ozzie Smith and the Landers' second round Super Draft pick on a * challenge for 2007 Dustin Pedroia.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 00:30 |
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Well, that's a shame. I guess we had to lose one at some point. Let's call up 1934 Lloyd Brown to replace Casilla on the roster; he'll be the middle reliever, with Justin Masterson moving to short relief.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 02:11 |
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The Mooglies wager 2009 Travis Hafner and their remaining second-round Super Draft pick (theirs or the Saints, whichever is higher) on a *** challenge for 1939 Hank Greenberg. The Mooglies will not be the ones taking this challenge, however; they have contracted the services of the Ry'leh Cultists. In exchange for the Cultists taking on this challenge, the Mooglies will send 2009 Ted Lilly. I'm sure he'll fit right in with all the other Cubs and former Cubs on the Cultists.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 03:10 |
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Pending the Splinter Cells' acceptance of the Whitaker trade, they also worked out a deal with the Great Googly-Mooglies: Great Googly-Mooglies receive: 1910 Jim Delahanty, second-round Super Draft pick (Mooglies' or Saints', whichever is lower) Norfolk Splinter Cells receive: 1987 Jimmy Key EDIT: Yes, this is just a neater re-presentation of my part of the deal that Cthulhu already posted. Lineup changes for the Mooglies: vs RHP 1. Shin-Soo Choo RF 2. Earl Averill CF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams LF 5. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS 6. Travis Hafner DH 7. Alex Avila C 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Jim Delahanty 2B vs LHP 1. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS 2. Earl Averill RF 3. Jeff Bagwell 1B 4. Ted Williams DH 5. Joe Carter LF 6. Chief Meyers C 7. Bernie Williams CF 8. Brooks Robinson 3B 9. Jim Delahanty 2B And please set the Mooglies' defensive replacement slider to +2. Thanks, Smasher! The Goog fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Sep 28, 2012 |
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Oh, and one last thing: A trade offer! Great Googly-Mooglies receive: 2006 AJ Burnett, a second round pick in the Super Draft Rated R Superstars receive: 1989 Ozzie Smith Due to the Superstars' trading bylaws, I cannot approve this trade for them. Approval will have to come from TKBomber and one of Cthulhu Dreams or Pungry, OR from Cthulhu Dreams, Pungry and Senerio. EDIT: vvv Whoops. Sorry. The Goog fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Sep 28, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 08:02 |
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With the trading of Key, the Mooglies will run with a 10-man pitching staff until Justin Verlander (or Mike Mussina ) can join us. SP1. Chief Bender SP2. Cliff Lee SP3. Chief Bender SP4. Mel Harder SP5. Bill Lee LR Lloyd Brown MR Justin Masterson SR Joe Smith SU Kerry Wood CL Kerry Wood
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 18:26 |
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Great Googly-Mooglies: Well, we lost Ozzie and a pick, which sucks, but at least we swept the Superstars and performed well in the league. Good week! - 1911 Stuffy McInnis replaces 1989 Ozzie Smith on the roster (Smith lost to the ether) - Please set defensive replacement sliders to -1. Rated R Superstars: Well, we got swept by the Mooglies and didn't perform well in the league, which sucks, but at least we added Matt Williams, on whom I'm much higher than Smasher. Good week! - 1996 Matt Williams replaces 2009 Troy Glaus on the roster (Glaus sent down to the minors) - Williams also replaces 2009 David Freese in the lineup, playing third and batting 7th against righties and lefties.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2012 01:45 |
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Victory! Woo-hoo! Let's have Mussina replace 1911 Stuffy McInnis on the roster, and rework the pitching rotation to look like this: SP1. Chief Bender SP2. Cliff Lee SP3. Chief Bender SP4. Mike Mussina SP5. Mel Harder LR Bill Lee MR Lloyd Brown SR Joe Smith SR Justin Masterson SU Kerry Wood CL Kerry Wood Hopefully Harder won't mind being pushed back a turn and having the AI skip his starts whenever it can. If he's mad now, he's gonna be even more pissed when Verlander gets back!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2012 02:35 |
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HEY EVERYBODY! Congratulate Smasher on passing the bar exam, or I'll pester you all with trade offers until you die. Way to go, Smasher!
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 17:34 |
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gingemidget posted:Bad rotation? Unfazed by the curse of the 90s Braves? Simply want a player with the letter Z in their name? Then I have a like new '93 John Smoltz ready to sell to you for any reasonable offer! Why not add some deadball to your life? The Great Googly-Mooglies are currently overstocked in 1911 Chief Benders, and we want to pass the savings on to you! For your '93 Smoltz and just a second-round pick in the Super Draft, you can have a guy coming off of two seasons where he combined for 500 (!) IP and an ERA+ of 148. In 1911 itself, Bender put up a 145 ERA+, and did it while giving up two--TWO--home runs in over 200 innings. Chief Bender's a Hall of Famer, and in 1911 he's in his prime. Young and Short, no offense to Marauder, simply can't measure up.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 23:03 |
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Rated R Superstars This bullpen situation is...Lord, it's awful. Holy loving God it's awful. We need to make a change. We only have one guy in the minors, but we're going to have to call him up. And to see whose place he'll take, we turn to the Wheel of Wheel of Mediocrity, turn turn turn; tell us the pitcher that we should burn... 2009 Jason Motte replaces 2006 Brandon League on the roster and in the bullpen.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 23:39 |
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The Rated R Superstars wager their Super Draft picks to make a * challenge for 1986 Jesse Orosco.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2012 00:19 |
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It's worth noting, Rev, that Marauder's Rollins has either zero or one year with an OPS+ above 100 on his resume. (What year is he, anyway?) Jack Clark is already a high-slugging, multi-time All Star by 1985. That alone makes the deal silly. Here's a better offer for you: 1910 Jim Delahanty, who had enjoyed six straight 100-or-higher OPS+ seasons and would go on to put up four more in a row, for just your second round pick.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2012 21:27 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:42 |
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You don't want to trade Jack Clark. There's nothing wrong with that. If Delahanty's lack of shortstop experience scares you away, then let me offer 1968 Dick McAuliffe, again for just your second-round Super Draft pick. It's true that McAuliffe was primarily a second baseman by '68, but he had been a full-time shortstop for several years before that, and he continued to play the position on a part-time basis (as well as filling in at third, when needed) for the remaining seven years of his career. In 1968 he was in his offensive prime, as well; that was his second of three straight seasons with a 126 OPS+, and before that stretch he put up a 148. The Goog fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 3, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 3, 2012 00:46 |