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Images are uploading for the first update as we speak, but while we wait, have the first... Expansion Cup Injury Report Atlantis Aquamen SP Phil Niekro (Broken finger) - 9 days Brooklyn BABiPs SP Mike Hedlund (Fractured foot) - 14 days Canton Catastrophes SP Dennis Martinez (Shoulder bursitis) - 3 days RP Julian Tavarez (Broken knuckle) - 5 days Detroit Cougars SP Rube Marquard (Rube Goldberg machine gone horribly wrong) - 8 days Harvard Elites SP Bob Walk (Took a long walk off a short pier... into an empty pool) - Out for Season Jacksonville Jobbers LF Tony Oliva (A little too excited about Zack Ryder becoming a Seven-Figure Broski) - 203 days 1B Carlos Delgado (not that you care) - 17 days Million Dollar Men SP Bob Shawkey (Got shocked) - 20 days Nowhere Men in Gauze or what the gently caress ever RP Dennis Lamp (He's finally booked... on assault charges) - 22 days Omaha Forgettables SS Alex Rodriguez (Broken forearm) - 33 days Patagonian Postmodernists SP Chan Ho Park (Inflamed elbow ligament) - 48 days RP Eddie Guardardo (The rain will fall on Patagonia...) - 231 days RVA Beard Leaguers C Ozzie Virgil (Bought out by the Million Dollar Man) - 170 days Also, Shaun Marcum will miss his next start -- he's got an injury for 2 more days and he's due up game after next. Walney Rakers SP Don Sutton (Sprained Ankle) - 16 days Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Jan 15, 2013 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 19:08 |
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Expansion Cup VIII - AprilMoscow Daily News posted:POTATOES SURVIVE RAKERS 9TH INNING RALLY, WIN SEASON OPENER 5-3 Patagonian Post-Intelligencer posted:RAINWATER'S RETURN INSPIRES POSTMODERNISTS TO EXTRA-INNINGS WIN STATS AND ANALYSIS Analysis That's an Uggla-y start. Analysis Hmm, I have no idea why your lineup is that and not what you posted. I'm sure I set it like you had it -- then again, this seems to be working decently at the moment. Analysis Your starters are going DEEP. The question is, can they keep doing it? No. Analysis Hmm. Your pitchers are off to a good start. Your hitting? Not so much. Don't panic but you may want to keep an eye on things and start thinking about solutions if improvement doesn't come. Analysis Seven games with ten runs or more scored. Five of those in a goddamn row. Yeah, I think you might have a good offense. And your pitching is also doing pretty drat good too. All in all, a solid start to the Cup, I'd say. Analysis The good news? Bob Walk pitched a 3-hit complete game shutout in his first start. The bad news? He blew up immediately afterwards. Analysis Well.. uh... I did not expect us to be leading after the first month, I'll say that much. Analysis Not the best start, and on top of that you lose your LF for a large chunk of the year. Analysis Good to see mid-90s Greg Maddux is doing as good for you as he did for the first iteration of the Potatoes so far. Otherwise, you may want to keep an eye on Gillespie. Analysis Ouch. Your A-Rod is not off to a good start despite one hell of a roll. Analysis That rotation Analysis Not bad, and although Fisk is off to a slow start, that potential rating is enticing. Analysis Too early to say much yet. Analysis Uh... I have no idea why I didn't mention Olerud's injury. My bad. Also, yeah, you got Rainwater back... BUT AT WHAT COST?! Analysis Usually I'd say "it's early" -- but unless you're INTENTIONALLY trying to tank, I'd suggest a serious once over of your roster, and I'd suggest doing it sooner rather than later. Analysis Hopp! Analysis Not much jumping out at me at the moment. Encarnacion may not be the answer at 3rd, but as I've said, it's early. Analysis By far the best record of the first month, and for good reason. If it ain't broke, I probably wouldn't fix it. Division Standings Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 15, 2013 |
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theacox posted:Where did Kelly Johnson come from? Well this is embarrassing. Kelly Johnson appears to be a holdover from the 2011 Arizona Diamondbacks roster I edited to make the Colliders. Monathin posted:Edit 2: Who the gently caress is Chris Huxham and where did he come from? Chris Huxham is a rookie auto-generated by Mogul to fill roster space. Pander posted:Send Glenn White (Who?!) to the Same to you although how he snuck into your bullpen I have no loving clue.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 20:20 |
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Monathin posted:Okay then, let's just keep him in the minors for now then. I thought a 30-man was a full roster. One of my dudes didn't vanish, did they? Lousy Vault security... Nope, discounting the Huxster you still have 30 men on your roster. I think Mogul just expects to have so many batters and pitchers and auto-generates to fill gaps. Additionally, for future reference to ALL EC newcomers: If a player has a 50 or 60 rating like that, you have no idea where they came from, and I haven't specifically called them out as a "what the gently caress are you DOING" move, it's probably a Mogul auto-generation.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 20:26 |
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mrnoun posted:The Luna Landers select 'XX SUDDEN DEATH. well if you're gonna be THAT way about it could I have my Josh Gibson back before you commit hari-kiri?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 06:26 |
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Pander While I did get your roster moves in, any potential trade you have made will have to wait until the next month as it seems to me like you're still discussing it. Injury report coming soon.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 20:00 |
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Pander posted:That's good. I think I was too panicky about my lovely, lovely pitching. I'll let the dumpster fire burn a while. In addition, Whitey K. was your starting 3B vs LHP w/ DH. What do you want to do about that roster-wise?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 20:42 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Injury Report - May Atlantis Aquamen SP Fergie Jenkins (Pulled hamstring imitating another Jenkins) - 5 days SP Josh Johnson (The Bends) - 70 days Brooklyn BABiPs C/RF Dave Engle (Strained back lifting PBR cases) - 10 days LR Ricky Diamond (Tried helping Engle, didn't go so well) - 10 days Canton Catastrophes 2B Carlos Baerga (Don't Cross the Boss) - 9 days MR Paul Assenmacher (Seriously, don't) - 10 days P John Franco (Not kidding) - 10 days Detroit Cougars 2B Charlie Gehringer (bit by the mascot) - 3 days Harvard Elites SR Will McEnaney (accusations of plagiarism) - 9 days LF Barry Bonds (accusations of perjury) - 9 days Idaho Potatoes DH Jim Bottomley (No!) - 3 days SP J.R. Richard (NO!) - 6 days SP Pete Alexander (NO!!!) - 18 days Miami Manatees SP Randy Johnson (Fastball hit bird, bird's family hit back) - 44 days SP Al Leiter (unfortunate feeding accident) - Out for Season Million Dollar Men SP Jake Weimer (Temporary Workforce Reduction) - 35 days CL Bruce Sutter (Temporary Workforce Reduction) - 65 days SS Bobby Wallace (Not-so-Temporary Workforce Reduction) - 198 days Nowhere Men SP Bill Lee (Got lost in Nowhere) - Will Miss Next Start (3 days) Omaha Forgettables SP Dave Stieb (Stubbed toe) - 7 Days (May or may not miss next start, next up is Jimmie Key) Walney Rakers SU Al Holland (brief vacation to his namesake) - 6 days
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 23:00 |
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Pander posted:Two months without injuries for the Sad Pandas? I must have drafted Herm Schneider as my trainer... Well, nothing that lasted to the end of a month, anyway. Max Lanier currently has 1 day left on an injury but the starter AFTER him is currently up, so he'll be hale and hearty before his next start which is why he isn't listed. Reminder: Unless specifically told to put players back in when they become healthy, I will not stop the simulation midway through a month, so minor injuries that come and go will not be listed on the injury report. edit: also remember that these injuries are as of May 31st. I've had a couple people get confused on this point.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 23:50 |
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oldskool posted:Potatoes, I've got an injured Pete Alexander, you've got an injured Pete Alexander. The difference between us is that I have an injured Pete Alexander for 18 days. You gave up 2/5ths of your rotation for a guy you can't use until the Gauntlet. I'm also in a division with a team that just lost 2/5ths of its rotation for an appreciable amount of time, the Beard Leaguers, and those damned Catastrophes. I'll live.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 03:52 |
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:[B]I will buy injuries Pete'Alexanders[b] Are you having a stroke?!
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 04:22 |
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Expansion Cup VIII MayEast Canton Press-News posted:CATASTROPHES SHUT OUT BY BEARD LEAGUERS, EXPANSION CUP COMMISSAR IMPLICATED IN SCREWJOB Chicago Sun-Times posted:LOSERS LOSE ON MILLION DOLLAR MAN'S "LUCKY" WALK-OFF HR Stats and Analysis Analysis Well, at least Fergie won't be out long, eh? Analysis Eurgh. Well, at least you'll have a decent shot at some good pitching in the draft, huh? Analysis Bob Buhl ain't doin' so hot. But the rest of your team is certainly making up for it. Analysis Bwahaha. Er... I mean... Tough break, but at least they won't be out long, right? Also the batting situation has not improved and you may want to consider changes sooner rather than later. Analysis Rudy York's lack of batting is about the only negative I see for this team as-is. Analysis Welp. Doug Drabek is having a rough go at it, but with Walk exploded there's not much you can do except make a deal or hope for an upswing. Analysis I'm probably going to have to do something about how tired my lineup is. What that is remains to be seen, however. Analysis Yeah, you're jobbing, but it's more due to being in a division with the two highest-win teams in the entire Cup than anything wrong with your roster, in my opinion. Analysis Paul Gillepsie may not be the best option. Analysis Hey! A-Rod is picking back up! And you're leading the division by half a game! There's still hope.... okay yeah that rotation is going to be ghastly until the Big Unit comes back. Analysis Injuries aside, you're doing pretty okay for yourselves. I have no idea how Pat Kelly made his way into your lineup but from the looks of it it occured after the month was over since he hasn't played a game yet. Analysis Maybe three days off is what Lee needs to clear his head. We'll see, though. Analysis You forgot to do something about A-Rod, so I have no idea who Mogul has been playing in his place. He'll be back three days into June though, so it's probably nothing to worry about at this juncture. Analysis Chan-Ho Park getting injured is probably the best thing that's happened to your rotation. Analysis The good news: you won 2 more games than you did last month! The bad news: You also played two more games than you did last month, and also your pitching staff is still a dumpster fire. Analysis Bad pitching and a few of your hitters are severely underperforming. Yikes. Analysis Second month, same as the first. Awesome pitching, Encarnacion still hitting below Mendoza line. Analysis Getting your poo poo pushed in by the Beard Leaguers seems to have made something snap. (Although you may want to consider keeping Reggie Jackson under closer observation.) Division Standings
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 23:00 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Minutiae The Mules-Rakers trade is approved. I had to take today off for a whirlwind of real-life E/N bullshit, so the injury report will be up tomorrow and June will be up Sunday. If any of you wish to take advantage of rearranging bullpen/batter numbers like the Postmodernists, please feel free to revise your lineups in the interim.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 03:45 |
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GrickleGrass posted:
I don't know how I missed this when it came up but just to clarify, once again: When I post an injury report, those injuries are effective as of the end of the NEXT update, not the previous (i.e. the one I post here shortly will be for the end of June, not the end of May). I post the injury report in advance to give owners a bit of time to think about how they want to deal with the situation instead of just going "oh hey by the way Al Leiter just exploded, you have one day to figure out what the gently caress". Additionally, if you read your lineup sheets you will find that I already subbed Jones and ended the platoon spoken of and that Jones did fairly decently for the month of May. I'm going to take this post as your orders for Thank you for your time. Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jan 19, 2013 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Injury Report - June Atlantis Aquamen C Dale Murphy (Stomach pains from swimming less than an hour after eating) - 15 days Canton Catastrophes 3B Hans Lobert (grrrrrr) - 2 days Detroit Cougars 3B Jim Ray Hart (not that it matters, you're benching him, right?) - 1 day Harvard Elites SS Garry Templeton (paper cut) - 17 days CF Andy Van Slyke (Declared academically ineligible) - Out for Season (278 days) Idaho Potatoes 1B Todd Helton (God drat It) - 73 days Jacksonville Jobbers IF Cal Ripken, Jr. (Oh, radio...) - 5 days SP Kevin Brown (tell me everything you know) - May Miss Next Start (4 days) Lovable Losers SU Mitch Williams (Losers' Lurgy) - 15 days Miami Manatees C Mike Piazza (Communications Breakdown) - 8 days LR Jamie Moyer (Solidarity with the Big Unit) - 13 days 2B Julio Franco (Shock at the month's results) - 31 days Omaha Forgettables SP Dave Stieb (Toe got infected) - 71 days C Jorge Posada (Saw Stieb's toe, cut off own toe to prevent the same fate) - 121 days Sad Pandas 2B Jose Vidro (Made the Panda Sad) - 12 days Walney Rakers SP Carl Weilman (Got Raked) - 14 days (also Tanana has a 1 day injury but he's the 2nd pitcher out so it should be fine)
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2013 01:11 |
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Expansion Cup VIII - June AS A BLANKET NOTICE: ALL THE NEW ROOKIES WILL BE GONE BY NEXT UPDATE, THEY'RE FROM THE AMATEUR DRAFT IN ADDITION: BROOKLYN BABIPS -- C/RF DAVE ENGLE IS REINJURED FOR 61 DAYS, HOW IT MISSED THE INJURY REPORT I HAVE NO IDEA Detroit Times posted:MANATEES WIN 3-2 IN TWELVE, EXPAND LEAD IN LARKIN DIVISION TO TWO GAMES Omaha Herald posted:FORGETTABLES DROP SOME SCIENCE ON THE COLLIDERS, WIN 7-4 Analysis Well hopefully Scioscia shows up for a week or two while Murphy coalesces. Analysis "Uh... where the gently caress did that Engle injury come from and why was it not on the Injury Report?" Those are two very good questions. Ones that I do not have a good answer for besides "I'm sorry." Analysis Is there a reason you aren't using Wally Schang regularly? Analysis The Brian Giles Experiment may have just blown up in your face. And for that, I feel great Analysis Well your replacements didn't kill themselves for the most part. Analysis Tough luck with Van Slyke. Analysis gently caress. Yeah, definitely some changes coming this month. Analysis at Conine's batting average. Otherwise, like I said last update, I think this might be a case of a decent team in a division of gods. Analysis Might I suggest Joe Girardi instead of Paul Gillespie? Analysis Octavio Dotel went 2-1. You expanded your lead to 4.5 games with 2/5ths of your rotation shot. REVEAL YOUR SECRETS Analysis Hmm. Weimer will be back just before the All-Star break. Analysis CHESTY THOMAS. That is all. (Okay, tangentially related, once again the only thing I can really see as an issue is your catching.) Analysis Remember when I said I had my doubts your bullpen could get games to Rivera? I retract that statement entirely. Analysis Okay I think I managed to actually get your roster moves right this time. gently caress. Also Chan Ho comes back after the All-Star break, but do you really need him back that badly? Analysis They don't always win games, but when they do, they loving embarrass a top contender on the road. Instead of just being embarrassing.seriously fix your goddamn team Analysis Pitching! Pitching! Your kingdom for pitching! Analysis Buddy Bell is pining for Walney, apparently. Hopefully he gets over it. Analysis I'd say something about Weilman but you're already sending him down, so onwards to another month, eh? Division Standings
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2013 23:29 |
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I'm still mulling over what I'm going to do roster-wise, but while I'm here, I'll also go ahead and vote A for the obit. Yeah it's a relatively tame choice, but look where choosing excitement has got us (in a clusterfuck of epic proportions).
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2013 23:37 |
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Alright. Halfway through the year, let's see what I can gin up here. New Lineup vs DH 1) 1B Bottomley 2) SS Kuenn 3) 2B Hornsby 4) DH Walker 5) CF Cedeno 6) LF Blades 7) 3B Boone 8) C O'Farrell/Zaun (who takes over personal catcher duties for Frank House) 9) RF Gross New Lineup vs no-DH 1) 1B Bottomley 2) SS Kuenn 3) 2B Hornsby 4) RF Walker 5) CF Cedeno 6) LF Blades 7) 3B Boone 8) C O'Farrell/Zaun (who takes over personal catcher duties for Frank House) 9) (Pitcher slot) Bullpen Forsch to SR, Hoeft to MR
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2013 04:30 |
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I have the update ready, and it will be up tomorrow as a replacement for a normal SL update, but I first want to apologize for two things: 1) The last two days have SUCKED for me which is why I was gone. 2) Any order to "put X back in the lineup when they are healthy" was missed by me this month. I'd resim but I already had the entire update written and screenshotted before I found out, and to be honest I can't think of a case where it SEVERELY affected a team's chances. That being said, here's the: Expansion Cup VIII Injury Report - July Atlantis Aquamen SP Josh Johnson (anybody out there?) - 9 days LR Arthur Rhodes (Seriously) - 19 days SP Phil Niekro (you have some injury issues to address) - 22 days Canton Catastrophes 1B Jim Thome (wrote "hoot hoot hoot" down arm in Sharpie... and by "in Sharpie" I mean "with a box cutter") - 41 days Harvard Elites C Ted Simmons (Cram time!) - 4 days Idaho Potatoes 2B Rogers Hornsby (...) - 18 days Jacksonville Jobbers DH Frank Howard (botch) - 2 days 2B Rod Carew (bigger botch) - 29 days SP Johan Santana (well that settles that) - 67 days SR Bob Locker (Found Guilty in Wrestler's Court) - 112 days Lovable Losers OF Peanuts Lowrey (little too much heckling from the gallery) - 67 days Miami Manatees 3B Robin Ventura (I got nothin') - 2 days Omaha Forgettables SS Derek Jeter (Fractured wrist) - 22 days Patagonian Postmodernists SP Freddy Garcia (Ritual gone wrong) - 14 days CL Tippy Martinez (Ritual gone wrong) - 14 days SP Jhoulys Chacin (Scorekeeper pissed about having to write "Jhoulys") - 27 days 1B John Olerud (Trip to Antartica) - 79 days RVA Beard Leaguers SU Francisco Rodriguez (beard not to team specifications) - 8 days Sad Pandas SR Howie Pollet (Pollet's Pallets didn't do so well) - 7 days Tijuana Mules SP Fernando Valenzuela (Hiding from AZ Border Patrol) - 12 days Walney Rakers LF Burt Shotton (Shot at) - 10 days
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 01:25 |
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Expansion Cup VIII - JulyMoscow Daily News posted:MCQUEEN LEAGUE TAKES ALL-STAR GAME 7-4 AS MONATHIN GETS CRAZIER South Park Gazette posted:JOBBERS DEFEAT PANDAS 11-5, STILL FAR BEHIND IN DIVISIONAL RACE Stats and Analysis Analysis I dunno, maybe give Horner a shot at 3B? Analysis Darryl Strawberry is not working out. Analysis Not bad output from guys you only put in to spell your sore starters. Analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2lMjr0fNo Hopefully Analysis You know what you're doing far better than I do, so even if I had anything to say you probably already knew that. Analysis It's not a bad team. You're just in the meatgrinder that is the ML Barreta. Analysis Well that worked out better than expected -- now to watch as the universe restores itself next month. Analysis Maybe Jim Kaat needs to be replaced, I don't know what else to say at this point. Analysis Am I imagining things, or did you have me move Grace to leadoff for this month? And if I'm not imagining things, why is Sandberg back at leadoff? Analysis Yeah, that bit I put in about 0.26 ERA? Not a joke. For some reason, the game decided that Pedro had shattered all Major League records if you looked at his stats in the Pitching window. I don't know HOW, but the game had prepopulated his "This Season" stats, so I had to go back and put in his actual data before I took these screens. Analysis A little bit of work on your lineup either through the draft, or trading, or just going back to your feeders might well make this team into a contender come SLIX. Analysis Catching. CATCHING. Catching. Also Reggie Smith. Analysis You're right, putting a joke pitcher into your SP1 slot can't POSSIBLY fail! Except, you know, the exact opposite. Analysis You know, looking at your team I have no idea why you're doing so badly. It may possibly just be that you're stuck in the TL Downing with CERN and Omaha, though. Analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyGakg3Ts0 Analysis Starting pitching. STARTING PITCHING. Starting pitching. Analysis Buddy Bell seems to be warming up a bit. And honestly, the way your division is going you can afford to let him readjust slowly. Analysis Frank Tanana seems to be the weak link in your rotation at this point. Division Standings and League Leaders Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jan 24, 2013 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 22:26 |
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Yoshida and Hopp.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 02:31 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Injury Report - August THIS INJURY REPORT IS DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY THE SUPER-LEAGUE OFFICE OF TEMPORAL PARADOXES Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 26, 2013 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Injury Report - August Atlantis Aquamen SP Fernando Valenzuela (Everything's NOT better down where it's wetter) - 22 days Brooklyn BABiPs SP Paul Splittorff (Scorekeeper pissed about writing "Splittorff") - 14 days CERN Colliders 1B Lou Gehrig (Excitement over the temporal anomaly) - 6 days Canton Catastrophes 3B Hans Lobert (... you lucky son of a REDACTED) - 16 days Harvard Elites SP Pete Vukovich (welp) - May Miss Next Start (2 days) C Ted Simmons (double welp) - 2 days LF Barry Bonds (accused of perjury... again) - 22 days Idaho Potatoes SP Larry Dierker (Too many people laughed at his last name) - 8 days Lovable Losers 2B Ryne Sandberg (Slipped and fell) - 2 days LF Phil Cavarretta (Broke Ryne's fall) - Out for Season (80 days) Miami Manatees SP Pedro Martinez (oh the huge manatee) - 5 days CF Ken Griffey, Jr. (wait, you're my division rival?) - 16 days SP Kevin Brown (I should probably do something about that) - Out for Season (77 days) Million Dollar Men 3B Frank Baker (Baked himself into a cake) - 7 days C Les Nunamaker (Ate the cake, got sick) - Out for Season (227 days) Nowhere Men SP Roger Clemens (return the slab) - 9 days 2B Bobby Doerr (when one Doerr closes, another opens) - 13 days Omaha Forgettables C Pat Borders (Forgettables Without Borders) - 4 days 1B Fred McGriff (took a bite out of the wrong crime) - 11 days RVA Beard Leaguers C Mike Fitzgerald (i got nothin') - 1 day Sad Pandas SP Max Lanier (Maxed out) - 12 days Tijuana Mules C Benito Santiago (Mulekicked) - 7 days SP Orel Hershiser is injured for 1 day but he's your #5 and your #3 is up next anyway, so it should be fine. Walney Rakers SR Rick Honeycutt (wrong side of town) - 8 days
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2013 00:46 |
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theacox posted:What horrible fate has befallen our EC friend Grinnblade? I was asked to slow up for a bit, so I did, and then promptly had Stuff and Things happen in Real Life. But I am back, and the August results will be up before February rolls around. ForeverBWFC posted:Is Little League back on? uhhh what
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 21:59 |
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Expansion Cup VIII - AugustWalney Examiner posted:JUST PLAIN OFFENSIVE: PANDAS AND RAKERS COMBINE FOR THIRTY-THREE RUNS Richmond Post posted:BEARD LEAGUERS FINALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL, DEFEAT MANATEES TO RESET RACE IN ML LARKIN Stats and Analysis Analysis NotQuiteQuentin? NOTQUITEQUENTIN?! NOTQUITEQUENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!! Analysis I forget what your move was and I'm too lazy to look it up at the moment, but if it didn't involve getting a better DH than Strawberry that may be a thing you want to consider sooner rather than later. Analysis The Colliders continue to impress -- but so do the Forgettables, who are hot on their heels. Analysis Timelord Perry may have saved you from the embarrassment of not having a full defense, but your season is still effectively over. Analysis Another case of an amazing team in an amazing division. Analysis I swear I'm not targetting you. Analysis Okay, the universe hasn't reset itself fully yet. I look forward to tumbling down to 10+ GB in September. Analysis Any other division you'd be solidly in the lead, or at least in solid contention. Analysis Holy poo poo do you ever need a better backup catcher. (Gillepsie is only starting because the pitcher I have him PCing for was last up.) Analysis Let's rumble, GrickleGrass. (To step out of character for a second, I will again remind you that the occasional roster move/trade is okay. It's only when you reach Mornacale levels that we start legitimately getting frustrated with you.) Analysis Catching. Good lord, that catching. Analysis You should probably thank Monathin for having an ancient rotation that required the aid of Timelord Perry to correct, because that original injury report was loving brutal. Analysis Still in there. Analysis - Mathematically Eliminated Apparently there is a grave that can hold your team down, and it's called "being in the TL Sele." Analysis - Mathematically Eliminated dubsteppin? DUBSTEPPIN?! DUBSTEPPIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Analysis Yep. That pitching is still god awful. Analysis Cruising to the TL Downing division title. Analysis That defense. Standings and Stat Leaders
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 23:00 |
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CVE posted:
You do realize this is the last month of the regular season and you're nearly 15 GB, right? "Resting for a month" is basically "replacing" at this point.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 19:29 |
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Idaho is bowing out of the Pick 'em. Running the EC has been prize enough.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2013 21:13 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Special Edition: Divisional Races/Dispersal Draft Order September 17 Atlantis Examiner posted:TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE, TIJUANA CLINCHES TL DOWNING WITH WIN TIJUANA MULES INJURY REPORT P John Wetteland - Out for TLCS, possibly ECCS (19 days) SP Stan Coveleski - Out for TLCS, can probably return for ECCS (11 days) September 21 Scientific American posted:COLLIDERS CLINCH SELE DIVISION ON WILD PITCH CERN COLLIDERS INJURY REPORT SP Herb Pennock - 4 days (will probably miss start of series) September 26 Walney Times posted:POTATOES CLINCH ML LARKIN IN RATHER ANTI-CLIMACTIC FASHION IDAHO POTATOES INJURY REPORT No injured players as of September 30th Detroit Free Press posted:COUGARS CLAIM BARRETA DIVISION WITH 12-7 MAULING OF BEARD LEAGUERS DETROIT COUGARS INJURY REPORT SS Billy Rogell - 7 days (so probably by Game 5 or so of the MLCS) MCQUEEN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES (Best out of 7) IDAHO POTATOES versus DETROIT COUGARS MCQUEEN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES (Best out of 7) TIJUANA MULES versus CERN COLLIDERS Dispersal Draft Order 1) Brooklyn BABiPs (64-98) 2) Patagonian Postmodernists (66-96, worse divisional win pct) 3) Canton Catastrophes (66-96) 4) Sad Pandas (77-85) 5) Lovable Losers (78-84) 6) Million Dollar Men (79-83) 7) Harvard Elites (81-81, worse divisional finish) 8) Miami Manatees (81-81) 9) Idaho Potatoes (87-75) 10) Walney Rakers (89-73, worse divisional finish) 11) Jacksonville Jobbers (89-73) 12) Tijuana Mules (90-72) 13) Omaha Forgettables (93-69) 14) Nowhere Men (95-67) 15) CERN Colliders (101-61) 16) Detroit Cougars (102-60) Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Feb 4, 2013 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 07:12 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Remaining Update Schedule Thursday 2/7 - September Summary Saturday 2/9 - McQueen League Championship Series Monday 2/11 - Taggart League Championship Series Wednesday 2/13 - Expansion Cup VIII Championship Series If anybody wants to do mock drafts/extra content, feel free.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2013 00:40 |
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Expansion Cup VIII -- September Analysis 3rd Place, Taggart League Downing Division DEAD! Analysis Last Place, Taggart League Downing Division ... why the hell is there a 60 rated pitcher in your starting rotation?! Analysis 1st Place, Taggart League Sele Division A force to be reckoned with, even with Koenig stinking up the place. Analysis 4th Place, McQueen League Larkin Division ToiletofSadness pretty much covered it, in my opinion. Also, *insert generic evil overlord laugh here*. Analysis 1st Place, McQueen League Barreta Division I am so hosed, aren't I? Especially because your pitching staff boasts the only perfect game thrown in Expansion Cup VIII. Son of a bitch. Analysis Last Place, McQueen League Barreta Division Honestly, you were just the victim of crappy balancing on my part, and if I come back for another Cup I'll definitely try to be a bit better with these sorts of things. Analysis 1st Place, McQueen League Larkin Division I should probably pick up some better pitching. And a better 3B. Analysis 3rd Place, McQueen League Barreta Division See what I said about the Elites. Although your bullpen certainly isn't helping matters. Analysis 3rd Place, Taggart League Sele Division Catching is one of the most difficult pieces to find but holy poo poo do you ever need some. Analysis 2nd Place, McQueen League Larkin Division Rickey Henderson didn't do so hot, and neither did A-Rod. That may be just bad luck, or it may be something to keep a closer eye on in SLIX. Analysis 2nd Place, Taggart League Downing Division I'd probably work on your bullpen most of all, followed by catching. Then again I'm not exactly the best team-builder in the world. Analysis 2nd Place, McQueen League Barreta Division Looking at these end-of-month snapshots I have no earthly idea why you went from being close to finishing eight back. Analysis 2nd Place, Taggart League Sele Division Jimmy loving Key and Mysterious GODDAMN Walker as your #2 and #1. And it didn't go too disasterously wrong. What the actual gently caress. Analysis Last Place, Taggart League Sele Division Holy god that rotation needs work. Analysis Last Place, McQueen League Larkin Division DEAD! Also, I flirted with having the Mogul AI determine the Aquamen and Beard Leaguers' lineups and rotations in the final month, but decided against it. Imagine my shock and horror when the AI actually suggested giving Jason "" Conti the start over Musial. Analysis 3rd Place, McQueen League Larkin Division Egads. STARTING GODDAMN PITCHING. That is all. Analysis 1st Place, Taggart League Downing Division Dave Ross and Adam Dunn should probably be priorities in finding replacements. Analysis 4th Place, McQueen League Barreta Division You have got to figure out how to fix your defensive issues. I don't know if you want to change your stadium, or do some trading/drafting, or what, but holy living gently caress that defense. Final Divisional Standings/League Leaders
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2013 01:48 |
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ScottyJSno posted:Why do my starters have so many losses? What other info do I need to understand what is happenng? I mean Greg Maddux has a era of 3.08 and one of the best opp OPS in the EC. Why did he end up with 11 losses? Wellll.... tatankatonk posted:Greg Maddux cannot generate runs by himself, is the problem. Wins and losses are mostly meaningless. ... Pretty much this. He could pitch complete game, 1-run, 2-hit gems, and it won't mean squat if the offense can't score runs. edit: Actually, looking back at his last three losses (9/1, 9/11, 9/16), it seems to be more a case of just close games getting away from him on a clutch hit and then the Losers batting not being able to respond. For example, 9/1 against the Postmodernists he was pulled when Ichiro managed to score 2 runs on a double to make it 4-3 Postmodernists and the Losers couldn't climb out of the hole. He was on the hook, so he gets the loss. Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Feb 8, 2013 |
# ¿ Feb 8, 2013 10:23 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Playoffs: McQueen League Championship Series -- Idaho Potatoes vs Detroit Cougars Owner: cbx Hometown: Detroit, MI Teams Used: 1915 New York baseball Giants, 1938 Detroit Tigers, 1965 San Francisco Giants Regular Season Record: 102-60 cbx has been around the block a few times, and the Cougars are a testament to this fact (as well as his understandable diehard fanaticism for the Detroit Tigers). Their starting pitching is one of the strongest staffs in the Cup, with staff ace Christy Mathewson pitching the only perfect game in the regular season, and his #2 and #3 starters are no slouches either. And their offense? Well, they finished second in runs scored in the Cup with 901 (the Rakers scored 907). This was accomplished by having 3 players hit over 25 HR each, and the lowest batting average in their lineup belongs to catcher Rudy York, with a .239. The Cougars arrived here after an all-season knock-down, drag-out brawl with Senerio's Nowhere Men in Gauze for the McQueen League Barreta Division crown, a brawl that only ended when the Nowhere Men mysteriously faded away in September. Now, with a solid team backed by a guy who knows what he's doing, the Cougars may be poised to head to the Expansion Cup Championship Series, and perhaps even make some noise come Super-League IX. Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan Tiger Stadium will host Games 1, 2, 6, and 7. Owner: Grinnblade Hometown: Moscow, ID Teams Used: 1926 St. Louis Cardinals, 1955 Detroit Tigers, 1976 Houston Astros, 2003 Colorado Rockies Regular Season Record: 87-75 Call it homefield advantage, call it corruption, or just do what I do and call it plain dumb luck, but whatever you call it, it resulted in my hastily-concocted Idaho Potatoes just barely fending off GrickleGrass's Miami Manatees to earn their first real accolade in three iterations of the team: The McQueen League Larkin Division crown. As is probably clearly apparent, when I was writing the divisional clinching game recaps and the September summary I didn't give my team much of a shot at winning this series. I figured my luck had to run out sometime soon, and what better time to do so than going up against the best record in the entire Cup? Well, then I looked at the numbers, and the numbers paint an interesting picture. The regular season series went to the Potatoes, 11-7 - the best winning percentage against the Cougars in non-interleague play. (Oddly enough, the Cougars went 1-2 against 3 of 6 of their interleague opponents.) In those 18 games, the Potatoes outscored the Cougars 98-81. Yeah, the Cougars are good. But could my rag-tag bunch of misfits possibly have the Cougars' number? Let's find out. Kibbie Dome, Moscow, Idaho The Kibbie Dome will host Games 3, 4, and 5. (And yes, the ACTUAL Kibbie Dome is too small to play baseball in. The dimensions are that of the Kingdome.) Game 1 Detroit Free Press posted:ONE-SIDED BULLPEN BATTLE GIVES GAME 1 OF MLCS TO IDAHO, 10-4 Game 2 Detroit Free Press posted:COUGARS SURVIVE EIGHTH-INNING SCARE, TIE SERIES UP AT 1-1 WITH 3-2 GAME 2 WIN Game 3 Moscow Daily News posted:REVENGE! IDAHO WINS GAME 3 IN WALK-OFF FASHION, 4-3 Game 4 Moscow Daily News posted:IDAHO ON VERGE OF UPSET WITH 1-0 GAME 4 VICTORY Game 5 Moscow Daily News posted:GAYLORD PERRY PUTS COUGARS ON BACK, SENDS MLCS BACK TO DETROIT WITH COMPLETE GAME GEM Game 6 Detroit Free Press posted:RUBE MARQUARD SURVIVES NINTH-INNING RALLY TO PITCH COMPLETE GAME AND FORCE GAME 7 Game 7 Detroit Free Press posted:POTATOES WIN MCQUEEN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES IN 11-INNING INSTANT CLASSIC
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 09:17 |
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Holy mother of God I did not realize how many I wrote about fantasy fantasy baseball until I scrolled through that post. Sorry guys, I'll try to be a little less verbose in the TLCS/ECCS. I mean, .cbx posted:... Right. The way my luck goes, that's exactly what was going to happen. Make it to the playoffs, don't even get a drat prize player and get last pick in the loving draft. please don't kill me Depending on how the ECCS goes I'd be interested in trading picks.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 09:32 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Anyway, I had thought of a prize to give to the winner of the Expansion Cup but I'm loathe to explain exactly what it is, to avoid any potential impropriety on Grinnblade's part. Right then. I haven't exactly had the best of weeks either, so some of this may come off a bit chippy. Now that the "rigging" talk has gone from joke I ran into the ground with Monathin to backhanded public accusation from the guy I'm only trying to help, I'm gonna clear the air. First off, as I said repeatedly in that wall of that was the MLCS writeup, as well as in some of my self-analyses over the course of the Cup, I have no loving clue how I've managed to get this far. I'm just doing the sim and boggling at the results (when I saw Potatoes 4-3 in the playoffs window I just about died). Well, I suppose I do have some inkling why -- I've known since about the All-Star Break of the EC that I hosed up big-time when I decided to go with the divisional alignments I did. Given a chance to do things again I'd probably switch myself and one of Jacksonville/Walney/Harvard at the very least, along with separating Omaha and CERN in the Taggart League. In fact I'm even starting to second guess my decision to have playoffs in the first place even though it was put to a vote. cbx posted:That having been said, I don't believe that the EC Commissioner should be eligible for a prize for his own team winning the EC championship. That would be like if Bud Selig still owned the Brewers and they won the World Series and he got Ted Williams as a prize. This... is a very good point, and frankly I'm embarrassed that I didn't just declare myself ineligible for any tangible reward from the very beginning. Effective immediately, I am declaring myself ineligible to receive any tangible prize outside of the title of McQueen League/Expansion Cup VIII Champion - and the ability to take my team to Super-League IX. I am also willing to: - Move to the back of the dispersal draft order and every team below me moves up one pick. -OR- Vacate the picks entirely. - Upload the .mog file to a Dropbox or Google Drive to let somebody else with BM2013 sim the ECCS, then send it back to me for the writeups. I'm also open to other feedback/suggestions. I know one thing: this entire experience has been highly informative and if I am allowed to return to oversee ECIX a lot of things will be done differently.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 10:21 |
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mentholmoose posted:That said, I can't seem to find the draft order, so Grinnblade, could you tell me what page it's on again? Direct link to post. As far as draft pick trades go I don't remember seeing any offered, but I may just be misremembering.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 23:41 |
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Sorry for the delay in the TLCS write-up, I've had some stuff to take care of in real life over the past few days. Should have it out by Valentine's Day because it's not like I'm doing anything that day
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2013 19:23 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Playoffs: Taggart League Championship Series - Tijuana Mules vs CERN Colliders Owner: Bograt Hometown: Tijuana, Mexico (playing out of San Diego, CA) Teams Used: 1987 New York Yankees, 1989 San Diego Padres, 1990 Los Angeles Dodgers, 2006 Cincinatti Reds Regular Season Record: 90-72 At first blush, the Taggart League's Championship Series looks very similar to the McQueen League's: a barely-above .500 team wins a weak division to earn a series against one of the Cup's juggernaughts. That's about where the similarities end. Unfortunately for Bograt and his Mules, they went 6-12 against the Colliders in regular season play, and unlike the Potatoes, the Mules took hold of the TL Downing Division and never looked back, beating the nearest competitor Million Dollar Men by 11 games for the division crown. Which isn't to say the Mules have a terrible team. They've got a few good hitters and a few gems on the pitching staff. But because of the nature of Expansion Cup VIII, the Taggart League Championship Series will prove to be their first real test: a seven game series against the second-best record in the Cup, where it will be win or go home. It's time to see just how good the Mules are. Jack Murphy Stadium, Tijuana, Mexico Jack Murphy Stadium will host Games 3, 4, and 5. Owner: theacox Hometown: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada Teams Used: 1915 Philadelphia Athletics, 1927 New York Yankees, 1953 Milwaukee Braves Regular Season Record: 101-61 One of the, if not the best team in the Cup this year, the Colliders fought off a late resurgance from the Omaha Forgettables to take the TL Sele Division crown. There are so many good spots for the Colliders that if I listed them all this writeup would go longer than the MLCS did, so here's just a few bulletpoints: - The Colliders outscored their opponents 855-666 in the regular season. - The 3/4/5 spots in the Colliders lineup (Gehrig/Ruth/Mathews) combined for 104 HRs and 368 RBIs. Gehrig and Ruth both hit over .300. - The highest ERA in the Colliders 4-man playoff rotation? 3.88. Yeah, the Colliders are good. And now comes the time where they need to prove it. The Large Hadron Collider (stadium dimensions: Old Yankee Stadium) The Large Hadron Collider will host Games 1, 2, 6, and 7. As to why the Large Hadron Collider is in New Brunswick in the Super-League universe... Game 1 Moncton Sun posted:COLLIDERS WIN PITCHER'S DUEL TO TAKE GAME 1, 2-1 Game 2 Moncton Sun posted:OFFENSES SHOW UP AS MULES WIN GAME 2 Game 3 Tijuana Times posted:MULES' MOMENTUM CONTINUES AS GAME 3 GOES TO TIJUANA Game 4 Tijuana Times posted:MULES WIN GAME 4 AFTER COLLIDERS LATE-INNING RALLY COMES UP JUST SHORT Game 5 Tijuana Times posted:CERN WINS GAME 5, BUT THEACOX ISSUES DIRE WARNING Game 6 Moncton Sun posted:COLLIDERS WIN OFFENSIVE SHOWDOWN TO SEND TLCS TO DECISIVE GAME 7 Game 7 Moncton Sun posted:CRISIS AVERTED, CERN COLLIDERS TAKE TAGGART LEAGUE PENNANT EXPANSION CUP VIII CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES INJURY REPORT Both teams have a clean bill of health.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 02:35 |
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The Idaho Potatoes declare intent to go after the Intercontinental Championship. (I know I said US in the IRC but Detroit AND CERN again? nope)
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 04:11 |
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The Idaho Potatoes select 1964 Mickey Mantle. edit: gingemidget and the Walney Rakers are on the clock.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 02:48 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 19:08 |
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Idaho selects 1964 Whitey Ford
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