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2003 Rockies (1) 2005 Mets (2) 1992 Mets (2) 2003 Expos (2) 1960 Braves (3) Senerio fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Aug 4, 2012 |
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Team Name: Second City Saints (SXE) Team Logo (150x150 preferred):  Home City:Chicago, Illinois Home Stadium: The Nexus (Actually US Cellular field but with the NexSES logo) DH Preference: A Designated Hitter is a vice. We are above such crutches as "Designated Hitters" 28-Man Roster: (Subject to change as I change my mind about players) Hitting: (14) 1B Joe Adcock (1960 Braves) C Mike Piazza (2005 Mets) C Del Crandall (1960 Braves) IF Mark Bellhorn (2003 Rockies) SS Orlando Cabrera (2003 Expos) 1B Todd Helton (2003 Rockies) 3B Eddie Matthews (1960 Braves) CF Carlos Beltran (2005 Mets) RF Vladimir Guerrero (2003 Expos) RF Hank Aaron (1960 Braves) 2B Willie Randolph (1992 Mets) SS Jose Reyes (2005 Mets) 3B David Wright (2005 Mets) LF Cliff Floyd (2005 Mets) Pitching (11) SP Harry Krause (1911 Athletics) from Mooglies SP Pedro Martinez (2005 Mets) SP Lew Burdette (1960 Braves) SP Warren Spahn (1960 Braves) SP Juan Pizarro (1960 Braves) CL John Franco (1992 Mets) RP Aaron Heilman (2005 Mets) (Short) RP Terry Fox (1960 Braves) (Short) RP Brian Fuentes (2003 Rockies) (Mid) RP Heath Bell (2005 Mets) (Mid) RP Chad Corder (2003 Expos) (Long) Minors (3) RF Bobby Bonilla (2003 Mets) 2B Jose Vidro (2003 Expos) RP Bob Rush (1960 Braves) 25 in the majors, 3 in the minors Lineups: vs. RHP: 2B Mark Bellhorn 3B Eddie Matthews LF Cliff Floyd RF Vladimir Guerrero SS Jose Reyes C Mike Piazza CF Carlos Beltran 1B Todd Helton [Pitcher Slot] vs. LHP: 2B Willie Randolph 3B David Wright SS Orlando Cabrera RF Vladimir Guerrero LF Hank Aaron C Mike Piazza CF Carlos Beltran 1B Joe Adcock [Pitcher Slot] Del Crandell is personal Catcher to Spahn and Pizarro. Pitching Rotation: Pedro Martinez Warren Spahn Lew Burdette Harry Krause (From Mooglies) Juan Pizarro Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: 0 Sacrifice Bunt: 0 Squeeze Play: 0 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: -5 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -2 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: -2 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 Senerio fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Aug 11, 2012 |
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Aug 4, 2012 06:47
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I'm in on that second conglomerate too, provided it's renamed the (Real) American Hulkamaniacs, because all conglomerate teams should be named after Wrestling Teams in honor of the first intended conglomerate team, the New York Macho Men.
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Aug 6, 2012 00:48
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Rated R Superstars Roster Approved by Senerio 20% owner
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Aug 6, 2012 02:01
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Pungry, if you have PMs, PM me and I'll get you into the team planning Doc. Alternatively get into the IRC and I'll get you there. Anyway, our information: Team Name: Rated R Superstars Team Logo (150x150 preferred):  Home City: Toronto Home Stadium: The Spear - Once home to a Canadian football team, The Spear became vacant after the team suddenly moved to Albuquerque Custom Dimensions 310/330/400/420/360 [Other information approved by the team in the IRC and edited into this post to avoid thread spam] Convertible Dome, Natural Turf, Good Quality Infield, High Grass, Large Foul Ground, Good Visibility DH Preference: MUST HAVE!!! Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: -2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: +1 Trying for extra bases: +1 Stealing Bases: -5 Aggressively Tagging Up: +2 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2 Giving Intentional Walks: -4 Pitching Around Good Hitters: -3 Bringing the Infield In: -3 Guarding the Lines: -1 Making Cutoff Throws: -1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: -2 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +1 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2 as 20% owner and lover of crappy puns, I approve of this information. Senerio fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Aug 6, 2012 |
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Aug 6, 2012 02:25
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as stated, I approve of all these methods, and if any other things show up that I am claimed to have approved of, assume I have unless I post otherwise.
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Aug 7, 2012 06:58
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Approved by 20% owner
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Aug 9, 2012 03:35
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Yeah, I can confirm that we have indeed approved that trade.
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Aug 9, 2012 03:55
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Wait, that's not the theme anymore. The weak must be saved. and by that I mean eliminated
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Aug 9, 2012 06:35
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Okay, so, it'll still be a couple of days before the Expansion Cup is ready to start. In the meantime, why not take the Official Super-League Personality Test that, for all you know, is very important to league operations and definitely just something to keep the thread busy for a bit! Senerio fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Aug 13, 2012 |
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Aug 10, 2012 17:38
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Trade! Saints offer: First and Second Round Super-Draft picks, and Second Round Expansion Draft Pick. Mooglies offer: 1911 Harry Krause I figure this is ripping him off a bit, but he was fine with it.
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Aug 11, 2012 00:55
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The Goog posted:I'm just going to put this here... Just as confirmation, that's for the Second City Saints, and not the Rated-R Superstars. The Saints are a team with a terrible owner who's never won a single gauntlet round. The Superstars, on the other hand, have 80% not-terrible owners who can overrule my terrible ideas.
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Aug 11, 2012 02:41
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I Approve of that survey.
Senerio fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 11, 2012 |
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Aug 11, 2012 20:58
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The Goog posted:As 20% owner, I approve of this roster. Me too.
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Aug 12, 2012 00:30
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Second City Saints Lineup and Rotation. Lineups: vs. RHP: CF Carlos Beltran 3B Eddie Matthews LF Cliff Floyd RF Vladimir Guerrero SS Jose Reyes C Mike Piazza 2B Mark Bellhorn 1B Todd Helton [Pitcher Slot] vs. LHP: 2B Willie Randolph 3B David Wright SS Orlando Cabrera RF Vladimir Guerrero LF Hank Aaron C Mike Piazza CF Carlos Beltran 1B Joe Adcock [Pitcher Slot] Del Crandell is personal Catcher to Spahn and Pizarro. Pitching Rotation: Pedro Martinez Warren Spahn Lew Burdette Harry Krause (From Mooglies) Juan Pizarro RP Aaron Heilman (2005 Mets) (Short) RP Terry Fox (1960 Braves) (Short) RP Brian Fuentes (2003 Rockies) (Mid) RP Heath Bell (2005 Mets) (Mid) RP Chad Corder (2003 Expos) (Long) Senerio fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Aug 12, 2012 |
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Aug 12, 2012 01:40
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Bylaw approved.
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Aug 15, 2012 06:41
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:Rubber stamped by me, 20% owner. That
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Aug 15, 2012 07:24
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The Goog posted:In the interest of making minor transactions as quick and painless as possible, the Rated R Superstars have authorized myself and TKBomber7285 to speak for the team on the following matters: 20% owner and not a member of the two the measure talks about Senerio approves this message.
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Aug 17, 2012 02:06
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Making a quick Rotation Change, effective immediately: Warren Spahn Pedro Martinez (Next Starter) Harry Krause Lew Burdette Juan Pizarro Edit: Also noticed that I have a better shortstop in my minors. Jose Reyes to Shortstop. Willie Randolph to Minors. Also, I'd like to point out a flaw to every single Owner of an expansion team. We all passed up 29 year old Walter Johnson for two points. Also, something I've been talking about in the chat with Cthulhu which I'm going to forget when I go to sleep: Why is Bonilla rated so bad? I know you shouldn't be basing your projections on ratings but he's consistently rated high 80s-low 90s for me. Not a ratings challenge just a question. Senerio fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Aug 20, 2012 |
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Aug 20, 2012 09:54
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 Fixing my lineup: (DH: Mark Bellhorn in slot 9.) Carlos Beltran Eddie Mathews Joe Jackson (Replace his spot with Hank Aaron until he's better) Hank Aaron (Replace him with Bobby Bonilla whenever he is replacing an injury) Todd Helton Jose Vidro Jose Reyes Del Crandall [Pitcher Slot] (With the platoons I had staying except for Piazza, Reyes, and Vidro) And my Rotation: Warren Spahn Pedro Martinez Harry Krause Dizzy Dean Juan Pizarro CL: Dennis Eckersley SU: Bob Rush Short: Brian Fuentes Short: Heath Bell Mid: John Franco Long: Aaron Heilman I think that covers everything.  Best in the world.
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Aug 24, 2012 20:24
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Injury Replacements: For the first week of the next month, Switch the outfield: Bonilla to RF, Aaron to CF, Floyd to LF Piazza to DL
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Aug 25, 2012 04:17
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I will vote yes with my 6% share of the Superstars, however I will vote no as the owner of the Second City Saints. It's not that I don't have faith in the Saints or the Superstars or the Cultists for that matter, it's that I don't want to put my team's survival on all these WHORES!
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Aug 28, 2012 15:45
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Grinnblade posted:Hey Smasher. Basically this.
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Sep 10, 2012 03:56
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My Draft Preferences, estimated:Smasher Dynamo posted:1. 1960 Whitey Ford (HIL)
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Sep 10, 2012 17:03
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 This is a team built around two issues: Straight Edge, and Respect. Now, being Straight Edge has cleared my mind. While my team may not HISTORICALLY be Straight Edge, each of them has promised me, personally, that they would stay Straight Edge for the duration of the season. They have agreed to embrace this, and this will help them more than any performance enhancing drug ever could. Now it's time for respect. We all agree that we deserve respect. We are made up of some of the best in the world and we intend to go out there and prove it. I intend, every week, to earn respect. The St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series to earn respect in 2011 for their eleventh championship. The New York Yankees have won it twenty-seven times. They deserve respect for that. The Boston Red Sox won it in 2004 and 2007, bring their total championships up to 11. The White Sox, the team who owns the stadium the Saints play in, won it for the third time in 2005, and the Cubs... ...wait. They haven't won in over 100 years, have they? They haven't even made it in sixty-odd years! I guess they're just losers. Second City Saints Roster: (1960 Milwaukee Braves 1992 New York Mets 2003 Colorado Rockies 2003 Montreal Expos 2005 New York Mets) No-DH CF: 2003 Carlos Beltran 3B: 1960 Eddie Mathews/1992 David Wright LF: 1919 Joe Jackson RF: 1960 Hank Aaron C: 2005 Mike Piazza (1960 Del Crandall catches for Whitey Ford and Dizzy Dean) 1B: 2003 Todd Helton/1960 Joe Adcock 2B:2003 Jose Vidro/1992 Jeff Kent SS:2005 José Reyes DH CF: Carlos Beltran 3B: Eddie Mathews/David Wright LF: Joe Jackson RF: Hank Aaron C: Mike Piazza (Del Crandall catches for Whitey Ford and Dizzy Dean) 1B: Todd Helton/Joe Adcock DH: 1992 Bobby Bonilla 2B: Jose Vidro/Jeff Kent SS:José Reyes Bench: 1. 2005 Cliff Floyd Minors: 2003 Mark Bellhorn 2003 Orlando Cabrera Draft Whitey Ford Pedro Martinez 1960 Warren Spahn Dizzy Dean From Phantoms Draft Bob Lemon(/whoever I get as my second SP) Relievers: CL: Dennis Eckersley From Phantoms 2005 Heath Bell Setup 2003 Brian Fuentes Short 1992 John Franco Short 1960 Don McMahon Mid 1911 Harry Krause (From Mooglies) Long Minors: 1960 Juan Pizarro Best in the world.
Senerio fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Sep 19, 2012 |
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Sep 17, 2012 23:01
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gently caress it, I'm in.
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Sep 19, 2012 03:51
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Nominate the Rated R Superstars as 6% owner Senerio
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Sep 19, 2012 03:54
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Senerio posted:
Modified my Roster due to lack of Ford. 
Senerio fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 19, 2012 |
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Sep 19, 2012 03:59
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Dropping out of this. Risk isn't worth one player.
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Sep 19, 2012 15:36
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If the reward is returned to two players, un-drop me out. Also if I'm not allowed to drop out and the reward doesn't change then my team shall be renamed to the Green Bay C-O-N-spiracies. Park is Miller Park. 
Senerio fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Sep 19, 2012 |
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Sep 19, 2012 15:49
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Saints Lineup http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=17#post407649240 Tactics: Everything at +1 except Stealing Bases which is -5 as stealing is a vice.
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Sep 19, 2012 21:20
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Warren Spahn and Bobby Bonilla *** Robinson Cano
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Sep 22, 2012 01:27
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 Slot pizarro in starting fifth.
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Sep 24, 2012 01:05
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Challenge! Orlando Cabrera, all of my ratings challenges and Joe Adcock * Catfish Hunter
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Sep 27, 2012 00:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbJOHTWZDV8 Smasher, I hate to be a bother, but I think you chose the wrong reliever for me.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mcmahdo02.shtml I should have Don McMahon, but I have Doc McMahon. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=156634#post407649240
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Sep 28, 2012 01:38
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Final Challenge by SXE Cultists Get: Three Ratings Challenges from the Second City Saints Saints Get: Usage of the R'yleh Cultists in a challenge Challenge Details: The Saints Bet: Orlando Cabrera and Joe Adcock ***** Mystery Box
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Oct 2, 2012 04:54
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Please place Jeff Kent at Shortstop and shoot me in the face.
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Oct 5, 2012 03:37
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Faction War: Whoever Wins, We Lose! Standngs Marauder's Marauders Fukuoka Finger Bangers: 20-13 (Week 4-2) Florida Oranges: 18-17 (Week 4-3) Juneau Juggernauts: 17-17 (Week 5-1) Luna Landers: 21-14 (Week 3-4) Total: 76-61 (Week 16-10) Win%: .55474453... Superstars, LLC Rated R Superstars: 15-19 (Week 2-4) Portland Bulldogs: 22-12 (Week 6-0) Great Googly Mooglies: 15-18 (Week 1-5) R'yleh Cultists: 23-11 (Week 4-3) Total: 75-60 (Week 13-12) Win%: .55555 repeating If I can get the images for the factions and a banner for the faction war I can make this look shinier next in-game week. Senerio fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Oct 6, 2012 |
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Oct 6, 2012 04:35
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In other news: Open offer to anyone who is not a part-owner of the Rated R Superstars First person to accept the offer is automatically accepted. I am selling my Six Shares of the Rated R Superstars to any owner who would like it. The price: a Draft Pick. If you are not a current Owner: A favor to be cashed in upon my request.
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Faction Wars: Faction War Harder Standings Marauder's Marauders Fukuoka Finger Bangers: 23-17 Florida Oranges: 21-20 Juneau Juggernauts: 22-19 Luna Landers: 25-16 Total: 91-72 (.558) Superstars, LLC Rated R Superstars: 16-25 Great Googly Mooglies: 16-23 Portland Bulldogs: 24-16 R'yleh Cultists: 27-13 Total: 83-77 (.518) Would do it better but I'm putting in as much effort as the people in the competition so basically I'm saying 
Senerio fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 8, 2012 |
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Oct 8, 2012 05:00
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