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Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Team: Ryleh Cultists


1930 Chicago Cubs 4
1935 Phillie As 1
1986 Pirates 1 swapped with NotThatSamBeckett
1911 Red Sox? 2
1958 Cubs 1
2003 Arizona Diamondbacks 2

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Aug 6, 2012

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Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Unless SamBeckett's plan is to corner the market on deadball pitching, I'm not sure what the hell his plan is.

Also, I feel like he might have created the worst-hitting team in Super-League history.

You probably want to put the 'only 2 deadball pitchers to board this ride' disclaimer somewhere in the team build rules.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

Claiming:
1902 Bronchos/Naps (3)
1985 Cardinals (3)
1901 Beaneaters (1)
1902 Reds (1)
1981 Mets (1)
1986 Pirates poo poo, hang on - beaten by a minute
2009 Royals (1)

I might be crazy, but I have a half-assed plan!

\/ In case I can't count to ten?

Hey, err, interested in taking the pirates back and letting me take the royals off you? Turns out I really need a bullpen and the pirates don't have one, and I don't need Barry bonds. Hack Wilson and Stephenson Riggs have a lock on the slot. Royals have a bullpen arm I could really use and Greinke covers for the lost Pirate's pitcher.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Aug 4, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
:siren: Trade Bait

Gardner, Larry 24 (IF) (1911 Boston Red Sox)
Avery, Steve 25 (1995, Atlanta Braves, from Marauder)
Boog Powell (1966)


Future Roster for Next League - 25-Man Pre Draft Roster:
Position Players

C. Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
1B. Foxx, Jimmie "Double X" 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics)
2B. Hornsby, Rodgers "Rajah" 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
3B. Sandberg, Ryne "Ryno" 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs)
SS. Banks, Ernie "Mr Cub" 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs)

LF. Kiki, Cuyler "Shirley" 31 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
CF. Tris, Speaker "Grey Eagle" 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
RF. Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies)

DH. Musial, Stan "The Man" 38 (1959 Cardinals)

Bench:

Bench 1. Barajas, Rod 27 (C) 27 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Bench 2. Whitaker, Lou (2B) (1984, Detroit Tigers via the Motor City Bengals CBX)
Bench 3. Riggs, Stephenson (LF) 32 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Bench 4. English, Woody (IF) 23 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Bench 5. Nomar Gaspacio (2004 Some Team)

Batting Order

1 Tris, Speaker 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox) - Left
2 Hornsby, Rodgers 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
3 Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies) - Left
4 Foxx, Jimmie 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics) - Right
5 Musial, Stan 38 (1959 Cardinals) - Left
6 Kiki, Cuyler 31 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
7 Banks, Ernie 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs) - Right
8 Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
9 Sandberg, Ryne 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs) - Right

Is this the best batting order? I have no idea. Is it a workable batting order? I guess it is.

Pitching Rotation:

Starting Pitcher 1: Johnson, Walter "Big Train" 36 (1922 Senadores)
Starting Pitcher 2: Mathewson, Christy "Big Six" 20 (1901 2nd Dervishes)
Starting Pitcher 3: Schilling, Curtis "Curt" 33 (2000 (sic) Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Starting Pitcher 4: Martinez, Pedro (2004 Boston Red Sox)
Starting Pitcher 5: Collins, Ray 24 (1911 Boston Red Sox)

Closer: Soria, Joakim 24 (2009 Kansas City Royals)
Setup: Reardon, Jeff 1989 Twins (CBX)
Short Relief: Myers, Mike 33 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Short Relief: Coke, Phil 28 (2002 Detroit Tigers? Super auction from the bronies)
Middle Relief: Kim, Byung-Hung 24 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Long Relief: Smith, Frank (1911 Boston Red Sox)




Team Name: Ryleh Cultists

Team Logo (150x150 preferred):

128 x 128:

Credit to Rich D per CC license at: http://www.softicons.com/free-icons/object-icons/richs-misc-icons-by-rich-d/cthulhu-icon

Team Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5AZq1R8Bd0

Teams Selected

1930 Chicago Cubs 4
1935 Phillie As 1
1911 Red Sox? 2
1958 Cubs 1
2003 Arizona Dbacks 2
1986 KCR 2009 1

Home City: Rlyeh

Structure: Convertible
Surface: Artificial Turf
Fan Base: Fanatic :D

Playing Field:

Infield Quality: Good
Infield Grass: High
Visibility: Average
Foul Ground: Large

Dimensions:

Left Field: 325
Left Centre Field: 375
Centre Field: 400
Right Centre: 375
Right Field: 325


DH Preference: Yes

28-Man Roster:

Position Players

C. Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs) (Note: Battey, Earl (C) 30 is personal catcher for 1 of 5 starters).
1B. Foxx, Jimmie "Double X" 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics) Undecided on "Like a Bat out of Hell" or "The number of the beast"
2B. Sandberg, Ryne "Ryno" 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs) "Iron Man" Black Sabbath
3B. Hornsby, Rodgers "Rajah" 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs) "Killing in the name of" Rage against the Machine
SS. Banks, Ernie "Mr Cub" 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs) "All the way" Eddie Vedder

LF. Kiki, Cuyler "Shirley" 31 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
CF. Tris, Speaker "Grey Eagle" 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
RF. Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies) Walk Up song: Crazy Train

DH. Musial, Stan "The Man" 38 (1959 Cardinals) "The man comes around" Johnny Cash

Bench:

Bench 1. Battey, Earl (C) 30 (1965 Minnesota Twins)
Bench 2. Luis Gonzalez
Bench 3. Riggs, Stephenson (LF) 32 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Bench 4. English, Woody (IF) 23 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Bench 5. Gardner, Larry 24 (1911 Boston Red Sox)

Batting Order

1 Tris, Speaker 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox) - Left
2 Foxx, Jimmie 27 (1935 Phillie Athletics) - Right
3 Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies) - Left
4 Hornsby, Rodgers 33 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
5 Musial, Stan 38 (1959 Cardinals) - Left
6 Kiki, Cuyler 31 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
7 Hartnett, Gabby 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Right
8 Banks, Ernie 27 (1958 Chicago Cubs) - Right
9 Sandberg, Ryne 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs) - Right

Is this the best batting order? I have no idea. Is it a workable batting order? I guess it is.

Pitching Rotation:

Starting Pitcher 1: Johnson, Walter "Big Train" 36 (1922 Senadores) Walkup Song: "Train Keep on Rollin" Motorhead
Starting Pitcher 2: Mathewson, Christy "Big Six" 21 (1902 2nd Dervishes) "1812 Overture"
Starting Pitcher 3: Schilling, Curtis "Curt" 35 (2002 (sic) Arizona Diamond-Backs, via Marauder) "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns n Roses
Starting Pitcher 4: Cicotte, Eddie "Knucksie", 26 (1911 Boston Red Sox)- Personal Catcher Battey, Earl (C) 30
Starting Pitcher 5: Collins, Ray 24 (1911 Boston Red Sox)- Personal Catcher Battey, Earl (C) 30

Closer: Soria, Joakim 24 (2009 Kansas City Royals) - "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns n Roses shared with shilling.
Setup: Coke, Phil 28 (2002 Detroit Tigers? Super auction from the bronies)
Short Relief: Henke, Tom "The Terminator" 27 (1985 Blue Jays) (Vice City Goose Eggs)
Short Relief: Hasegawa, Shigetoshi 29 (1998 Anaheim Angels, from the Juggernauts)
Middle Relief: Kim, Byung-Hung 24 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Long Relief: Cicotte, Eddie 26 (1911 Boston Red Sox)

Minor League:

Smith, Frank 31 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
Hooper, Harry 23 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
Gonzalez, Luis 35 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Higgins, Pinky 25 (1935 Phillie Athletics)
Barajas, Rod (C) 27 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)

Sent Down:

Avery, Steve 25 (1995, Atlanta Braves, from Marauder)


Trade History

Sold:

1B: Lefty - Grace, Mark 38 (2003 Arizona Diamond Backs) for 1985 Dave Righetti (Forever BWFC)

Tony Womack for 1981 Dyar Miller from Senerio.

Schilling, Curt 36 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs) for Schilling, Curt 35 (2002 Arizona Diamond-Backs) and 1995 Steve Avery

Root, Charley 30 (1930 Chicago Cubs) - Sold for Doug Fister 2011 (Super Auction)

Koplove, Mike (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs - Sold for Coke, Phil 28 (2002 Detroit Tigers?)

Mega Trade:

Sold

Starting Pitcher: (R) Malone, Pat 27 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
DH. Wilson, Hack 29 (1930 Chicago Cubs)
Johnson, Randy 39 (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs)
Zack Greinke 25 (2009 Kansas City Royals)
Righetti, Dave (1985 New York Yankees)
Wood, Joe 21 (1911 Boston Red Sox)
Webb, Brandon 24 (2003 Arizona Diamond Backs)

Recieved:

Johnson, Walter "Big Train" 36 (1924 Senadores)
Mathewson, Christy "Big Six" 20 (1901 2nd Dervishes)
Walker, Larry 30 (1997 Colorado Rockies)
Musial, Stan 38 (1959 Cardinals)
Sandberg, Ryne "Ryno" 24 (1984 Chicago Cubs)
Munson, Thurman 23 (1970 New York Yankees)
Hasegawa, Shigetoshi "Sugar" 29 (1998 Anaheim Angels)

Real dumb trade, REMEMBER IT WITH SHAME

Thurson, Munson (C) 23 (1970 New York Yankees) Battey, Earl (C) 30(1965 Minnesota Twins)

3AM trades are the best:

Valverde, Jose (2003 Arizona Diamond-Backs) (Great Googly-Mooglies)

Bought: A second-round Super Draft pick, to be determined at the time of the Super Draft. The Mooglies currently own their picks, as well as those of the Second City Saints; the Cultists will receive the later of those two picks.

Vice City Goose Eggs

Johnson, Bob (OF) 29 (1935 Phillie Athletics)
Fister, Doug 27 (2011 Seattle Mariners? Super auction from the bronies)


Received: Goose Eggs 1st Round Draft Pick, 1985 Tom Henke (Vice City Goose Eggs)

Some Auction Deal of Dubious Value - Consumated after the SL

Eddie Cicotte, Harry Hooper and Pinkie Higgins
Luis Gonzalez, Alberto Callaspo and a 2nd round draft pick
Earl Battey
Shigetoshi Hasegawa
Billy Butler
A second-round Super Draft pick, to be determined at the time of the Super Draft. It will either be the pick from the Mooglie or the Cultists own pick. CBX will receive the later of those two picks.


Bought

Miguel Cabrera 2011 Tigers (CBX)
Lou Whitaker 1984 (Unknown source team, CBX)
Bill Freehan 1968 Tigers (CBX)
Jeff Reardon 1989 Twins (CBX)
Boog Powell 1966 (Phantoms -> W's -> CBX -> Me)


Sold: 1968 Bill Freehan and 2011 Cabrera

Bought: 1934 Gabby Hartnett

Sold: 1934 Hartnett, 1985 Henke

Bought: 2004 Pedro, 2004 Nomar.










Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)

Hit and Run: -2
Sacrifice Bunt: -1
Squeeze Play: +1
Trying for extra bases: -1
Stealing Bases: -3
Aggressively Tagging Up: +1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2
Giving Intentional Walks: -2
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: -2
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +2
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -5
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0

Rated R Superstars Stuff

Charter: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post406291827

Roster: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&pagenumber=8&perpage=40#post406457806

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Sep 11, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Senerio posted:

I'm in on that second conglomerate too, provided it's renamed the (Real) American Hulkamaniacs, because all conglomerate teams should be named after Wrestling Teams in honor of the first intended conglomerate team, the New York Macho Men.

I'm in for this as well, provided the name changes to (Real) American Hulkamaniacs, American Hulkamaniacs or Hulkamaniacs.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Senerio posted:

Rated R Sports Stars Roster Approved by Senerio 20% owner

Approved

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
:frogsiren: Trade Bait

EXPANSION GMs - WILD DISCOUNTS TO BE HAD: Look, I need relief pitching and have all sorts of crazy crap that isn't even making my 28 man roster. You can exploit the fact I'm Australian and thus know nothing about baseball to offer me dumb stuff. Lou Warnke is a 5 time all star pitcher and isn't even making my starting roster as it stands. I need your relief pitching!

This is an opportunity that is closing for both of us, we can trade stuff freely off our feeder team without consuming our 28 man spots, so I can do 2:1 deals or whatever.

Any GM: I am prepared to sell Tris Speaker. I would want a super star player in any position in return. Bill James reckons he's the 11th best player of all time, so thing something similar.

If Tris Speaker isn't your thing, I have Hall of Fame Centre Fielder Hack Wilson for sale, and more importantly I have Hall of Famer Hack Wilson in the best year he had in a storied career. He posted .356/.454/.723 with an OPS of 1.117(!). Okay he's not babe ruth, but in the same year babe posted 1.225 so we're pretty close.

mrnoun posted:


Ryleh Cultists!

The Landers offer:
2004 Nomar Garciaparra
1948 Nellie Fox

The Cultists offer:
1930 Rogers Hornsby
1930 Lon Warneke
2003 Mark Grace

Yeah look, couple of other people have tried to trade me for Hornsby and Foxx. Just to be clear, Hornsby and Foxx are untouchable unless it's for a similar top 10 all time heavy hitter. Like, say, DiMaggio. We could work out something involving Triss Speaker for DiMaggio.

However, not to shut things down completely, I'm still interested in support at 3B (though Pinky Higgins isn't totally rubbish), so what else have you got? I'm not interested in Nellie Fox, he's too young, my Backups there are in their prime.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Aug 6, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

tatankatonk posted:

:siren: Trade Offer :siren:


Tigres de San Juan receive:
1935 Jimmie Foxx

Rlyeh Cultists receive:
1978 Mike Schmidt
2011 Jose Valverde

Forgive us, Mike. We will never forget you.

Let's do this thing assuming the Commissar Commissioner doesn't bitchslap me for being an idiot.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

'19 Ray Schalk (unused, Rated R Superstars)
Rickey Henderson (Finger Lakes/Atlantis)
Tim Raines (Luna Landers)
Kenny Lofton (Comancheros)
Tony Womack (Ryleh Cultists)
perhaps even Keith Hernandez or Craig Biggio (?? St. Paul Bearers?)

I'm confident I speak for the Rated R Superstars partnership when I say we can trade Schalk. However we haven't formed a trade position yet, so suggest some stuff.

Speaking for the Cultists, I can definately sell Tony Womack - or you might prefer Mike Aviles from the 2009 KCR - got any relievers? If you want a catcher, Miguel Olivo from the 2009 KCR might work as well. I will check my other feeders too.

Rated R Superstars Partnership I ported our roster into BM2013 and then pasted some screenies in the Google Doc. This may be useful.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Aug 6, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

kw0134 posted:

I guess I'll approve so we can get this ball rolling finally.

CthuluDreams: What are you looking for in your Hack Wilson? I've got a Greg Maddux, Nomar Garciaparra and other fine pieces you can probably use looking at your roster and trade history.

What year on Maddux?

Realistically though I have a bunch of randoms (literally!) that can take 1B until the expansion draft, so I'm probably looking for a blockbuster deal on an Left or Right outfielder. A pure power slugger who will never set foot on the field is an option, but much less preferred.

Equally I can hock Speaker and not Hack, both are great centrefielders and I can always find a DH later.

Trade Bait Update

So I rummaged around in my feeder teams in anticipation of having a sudden Jimmiee Foxx shaped hole at first base and found a bunch of good stuff, and while none of it is a First Baseman of Legend, Hall of Famer Pitcher Lon Warneke and hall of Fame Right Fielder Harry Hooper are on the block. Lon is probably to young to be anything other than a speculative bet but Harry Hooper was a real major leaguer at this point.

Other stuff (More outfielders, pitching) in this post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&pagenumber=1#post406227341

I still want your bullpen arms.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 6, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

Well, for Womack I could offer Dyar Miller. reliever, career ERA+ 114.


:frogsiren: Trade Offer :frogsiren:

Rlyeh Cultists

Tony Womack (2003 Arizona Diamond Backs)

Postmodernists

Dyar Miller from whatever team you have him from - please tell me the year when you accept.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

Rated R Superstars
quote:
Any owner may propose a trade of the Superstars’ assets to any other team(s). These trades require a majority vote of all owners to be approved. If one of the Superstars’ owners is also the owner or part-owner of another team involved in the trade, that owner may not vote on the trade; approval of this trade would then require a majority of all non-conflicted owners. If there is a tie among the non-conflicted owners, the trade would not be approved.

Revisions to this rule, including elimination of this rule, must be supported with just cause and be approved by 80% of the Superstars' ownership.

Ownership of the Superstars will be divided into 100 shares, with each share representing an equal stake in the ownership of the team. Each of the five initial owners (TKBomber7285, Pungry, Cthulhu Dreams, The Goog, Senerio) is issued 20 shares. Owners may trade, sell, auction, donate, surrender, and in any other way divest themselves of their shares in any way they see fit. Shares may not be destroyed except in the methods specified by this bylaw, or by order of the commissioner of the Super League.

Creation of new shares must be approved by 100% of the Superstars’ ownership. Allocation of unowned shares must be approved by 80% of the Superstars’ ownership. If any share of the team is unowned for more than one calendar week, the share(s) will be destroyed.

Revisions to this rule, including elimination of this rule, must be supported with just cause and be approved by 80% of the Superstars' ownership.


Approved.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

The Superstars will not, under any circumstances, challenge the New York Macho Men without approval by 100% of the Superstars’ ownership.


I Approve the Brooklyn Bruiser Bylaw

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

quote:


I am offering for trade a number of good bullpen arms not shown on my roster, such as; from the World Champion Giants, Marv Grissom (1954 OPS+ 174/career 116) and Al Worthington (119/110); as well as '78 Dave LaRoche, as seen on the Skyhawks (129/106); and '89 Roger "Roddy" McDowell (177/115).

For obvious reasons, I would welcome Don Slaught from South Bolton on my team.

I am keen - I have my trade bait listed on my roster on the first page. On my phone so will update later

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
^^^^ Approved

ForeverBWFC posted:

All Owners!
The Legacy
Darren Daulton (C)
Mark Grace (1B)
Kazuhiro Sasaki (RP)
Jack McDowell (SP)
Mark Bellhorn (IF)


I have mark grace. What are you willing to pay?

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 8, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

ForeverBWFC posted:

Ry'Leh Cultists Offer: Mark Grace (2003)

Eazy W's Offer: Dave Righetti (1985)

The Cultists Approve this deal and submit it to the League Commissar (sic). My bullpen is starting to show signs of competence!

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

'85 Jack Clark (just 29 years old, career OPS+ 137)


'19 Ray Schalk (unused, Rated R Superstars)

NotThatSamBeckett You need our guy for your bid to one up the Doppels, we can use your guy, let's get this done before opening day?

rear end you sold him. How about '02 Charlie Hickman and something as a sweetener?

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Aug 8, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

NotThatSamBeckett posted:

Hickman and Dave Kingman to hit dingers for you off your bench?

I have to get the owners group approval, but the brief was Clark or Hickman + a bonus, so I guess this will probably be OK. The below is conditional on two other owners finding the post, but that shouldn't be a big deal.

:frogsiren: Trade offer pending approval from Rated R Superstars Owners

Postmodernists get '19 Ray Schalk (unused, Rated R Superstars)

Rated R Superstars get '02 Charlie Hickman and '81 Dave Kingman

As one of the owners I approve this trade.


:frogsiren: Trade offer

Fukoka Finger Bangers get 2003 Curt Schilling

Ryleh Cultists get 2002 Curt Schilling and '95 Steve Avery

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Aug 8, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

The Superstars have been busy; they've also approved a trade!

Great Googly Mooglies get: 2009 Ted Lilly, 2006 Brandon League

Rated R Superstars get: 1934 Odell Hale, 2009 Jhonny Peralta

Seeing as I am owner of the Mooglies, I did not vote on this for the Superstars. It passed with approval from Bomber, Senerio and Cthulhu Dreams.

^ Yeah this was approved.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Personally, I think this is a decision for you, so take my vote as for whichever option is best for you, but I suspect it is cull the weak

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

factorialite posted:

Take every team that doesn't make the playoffs in the Super League and every team that doesn't make the playoffs in the EL and throw them in a SUPERGAUNTLET. 16 teams from the SuperLeague, 12 teams from the Expansion Cup, two 50-game seasons (with owner input at the 50-game mark), top 14 make it to the show.



This is a clever idea.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
1 A. To be champions!
C. Its owner's cunning
A. Take the risk! Death of glory!
A. 'Good' and 'evil' are moral constructs that have little meaning inside the world of the Super-League, where cooperation is effectively impossible and one team's survival requires the death of another. To be 'good' in such a world is to be suicidal, to be 'evil' to merely desire to continue to live, and so the words lose all meaning. Yes, Marauder is 'evil', and we should all aspire to be so.
A. Defense. Too many teams have put absolutely brutal defenders in the field and then been shocked when their pitching falters as a result.

Judging by my roster though, I'm sure hoping that B is part of the answer to, and Hornsby is to old for A. Also, defence is pretty weird in BM2013. As is game calling.
A. I hosed up.

C. Josh Gibson as a complete position player who could play catcher very well every day - a tough defensive cornerstone position - and still hit for power. That said it's close. It heavily depends on how you define best, and what you consider baseball. It's probable that the best major league baseball player ever is Babe Ruth. Every time the metrics to measure value are redefined, Babe remains king of the hill. But it's close. Teddy williams minus the war years may be better. Very close.

But if we expand to 'all of baseball' three options come into play:

A) Satchel Paige, who is clearly the best pitcher to ever play baseball, and it's not even close. Paige's playing career started at 41 and he then posted a higher career ERA than Bert Bleveyn and Phil Neikro, who retired at 41 and 39 respectively. If he had of played MLB from 21 onwards, he would easily post the numbers to be the best pitcher to every play MLB. It's likely that he had thrown more pitches by the time he retired than any professional player ever. If he was on the juice Clemens style, no-one knows what might have been possible.

B) Josh Gibson, a contender because he's a truly massive power hitter that could play catcher rather than being stashed in the outfield. It's hard to tell how good he was defensively so assuming Gibson could 'merely' hit as well as Aaron, and Gibson had the rocket throwing arm and defensive skills history assigns him, Gibson would probably win. Neither Babe nor Teddy were exactly good at defending. Babe forced his opposite corner outfielder to play in the sun because Babe was worried that he'd make defensive errors. Teddy plainly didn't give a poo poo about the tedious fielding stuff separating him from his next at bat. Gibson on the other hand could play catcher and apparently play it well.

C) Oscar Charleston. We'll obviously never know, but of these three Oscar has the weakest case over Ruth and Teddy.

Satchel Paige remains the bridesmaid as he cannot truly compare to an every day player but if he's the perfect player at his position, does not that make a compelling case? How do you even define best? It's possible that he was the best pitcher ever by a country mile, whereas the gap between Teddy Ballgame and Babe Ruth is not that large, indeed Teddy Williams might be better, and the gap between Teddy and say, Dimaggio isn't very large either. If we look at it is 'who stands so far out from their peers that there can be essentially no debate as to their greatness' Satchel Paige is the the most perfect baseball player, because he is just so much better than anyone else on the list.

C. Atop a floating island that glides along with the win, never stopping in any place for too long.
D. I'm tempted to say Shoeless Joe Jackson because I'm pretty sure the guy didn't do anything wrong.. and he was pretty good. But then again, didn't Jim Wynn get exactly 0 votes despite being a pretty legit contender, especially if you normalise for his lovely, lovely hitters park. The man has a lifetime OPS+ 128. BBWAA gave votes in that year to loving Tommy Helms, who is in every measurable respect worse at Baseball than Jim Wynn. That's not just a snub, that's a massive gently caress you from the BBWAA, so that clearly wins.
D. Doctor Who that said it's close.
A. Yes! I think having to have lived in hiding for all these years is pretty bad.
D. Thursday
A. 'Suck' is a strong word, it probably won't be quite as good, as it depended a lot on the sensibilities of Dan Harmon to work properly, but it will still be competent enough. It'll still be canceled, though.
C. Eri Yoshida as long as I can keep her in the minors.
[b]D. Smasher's got to know exactly how much lunacy the lot of you can tolerate.

Montage as I convert the Commutants to warriors for justice, then I kill all the robots.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 10, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Pungry posted:

If our only team in the next season is a team-by-committee, do we have to come up with an answer that we all approve :v:?

Hell yes! Should be good for a laugh.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Whoops.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Aug 12, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post406227341

I'm stashing my team details, final rosters, obsessively tweaked batting orders etc in my post on the first page. I link to it here as I overhauled my rosters, batting order and defense in preparation for the Expansion cup.

Please note the 3 man platoon with Rodger Hornsby alternating between 2B and 3B and Pinky Higgins and Larry Gardner covering 3B vs Lefties and 2B vs Righties respectively.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Trade Bait Look, I still have multiple hall of famers that are not making my 28 that I want to flog off. "high Pockets" Kelly isn't rubbish, he's just not Jimmie Foxx so he's not going to get a guernsey, I've got Lou Warneke, Harry Hooper. Open to deals.

:frogsiren: Trade Offer Senario

You expressed an interest in this in the channel, so here is a flyer:

Cultists get: 2 Ratings Challenges and your 3rd round super draft pick 3 Ratings Challenges.
You get: Pat Malone (27 year old world series winning staff ace in his prime, 1930 cubs), Charley Hall and Ed Karger.

I will swap out any of those pitchers for Steve Avery or Lou Warneke (at 21, but a Hall of Famer). You can swap out two and get both Avery and Warneke too. Realistically though Pat Malone is a decent starter and the rest have problems. Ed Karger is a good pitcher if you have a big stadium, but his WHIP is to high if you play in a bandbox, Charley Hall is like Ed except a righty, Lou is too young though might be worth a flyer in relief or in your minors and Avery breaks all the time but is good when he's not broken.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 13, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

In accordance with Ownership Bylaw #1, this rule required an 80% vote to pass; it received 100% approval from the Superstars' owners. As 20% owner, I approve this new bylaw.

I rubber stamp this baseball charter change in accordance with the Corporations Act 2001 of Smashachusetts with my 20% share.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
No changes. loving Gabby. If it's squamous, don't touch it! Also, no climbing the Mountains.

Superstars

Lefty Williams will auto sub in from his long relief position won't he?

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Aug 15, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

Just in case it doesn't automatically happen, let's move Lefty Williams to the rotation until Carpenter heals, then put Carpenter back in when he's healthy.

Approved by The Goog, 20% owner.

Rubber stamped by me, 20% owner.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Definitely an effort post. So we've seen 150 players of the 234 on the hall of fame. If some of the teams in this cup make it through it will close a few gaps, such as Ray loving Schalk.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Useful factoid that other owners may care about on. On average, players will miss games. The average numbers of games missed per season is:

17 for a healthy position player
30 for an unhealth or old position player
47 games for a healthy catcher
A loving shitload for an unhealthy catcher

3-4 starts for a health pitcher
5-6 starts for an unhealthy pitcher.

Not sure how a DH fits into this picture.



We have a new team now! Hurray! To Celebrate, we have a new stadium! Hurray!

<<Moved to Page 1: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603#post406227341>>

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Aug 17, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

tatankatonk posted:


Does this make your retooling the weird mirror opposite of a panic trade? You might have just hosed up a good thing, but hey, I'm sure adding the Big Train and Big Six can't exactly make things worse, right? Right?


Jut to prove I'm not totally disingenuous, look at Randy go! Oh Randy, :allears: you're just to erratic to keep, but thanks for the 4-1 record. I'll have to get big unit back some day to join big six and big train on the mound, just for the names though.

Also, check out those streaks! They lost 6 on the trot, then presumably after the woke up and actually went to a baseball game, they managed 12 in a row. Nice work team. Now don't loving lose 6 in a row.

quote:

Here's the team nobody expected to become a juggernaut, because I doubt anyone but you realized how loving fast your baserunners are. Ignoring Darrell Porter, the slowest speed in your starting lineup is 89, and the lowest contact rating is 88. Add in your deadball pitchers and your giant foggy monstrosity of a ballpark, and you've got probably the most exciting and dangerous team in the Cup.

Wow, yeah, that is.. sure something. I think that lot proves that was is undervalued is super speedy contact hitting.



I fiddled with my roster again, check it out at: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post406227341

But basically, aside from the forced roster changes, you'll be pleased to see I've gone to one batting order. Also, please check my bullpen. Frank smith is not a setup man, promote Phil Coker to setup man, put Valverde in short relief and send Frank Smith to the minors.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Aug 16, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Mooseontheloose posted:

Wait...I am in the DH league?

It looks like everyone is in the DH league. Teething difficulties. This can be fixed though.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

The Goog posted:

In the interest of making minor transactions as quick and painless as possible, the Rated R Superstars have authorized myself and TKBomber7285 to speak for the team on the following matters:

- Injury replacement
- Batting order configuration
- Pitching rotation configuration

Any move that one or the other of us orders regarding these matters should be considered to be approved by 100% of the Superstars' ownership.

As 20% owner I approve this measure.

Rubber stamped with 20%.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

mrnoun posted:

The Luna Landers are looking for a starting catcher, and we're willing to offer starting pitching for a really good one.

I've got Munson, who's looking okay for the Factorlities? I also have gabby hartnett, so he's not starting for me.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Aug 17, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

mrnoun posted:

Luna Landers offer:

1965 Earl Battey

Ry'leh Cultists offer:

1970 Thurman Munson

Approved Good luck with this, I'm not convinced Munson in 1970 is as good as he is in the Juggers.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Good news! Thanks to Cthulhu making a script that automates the update process, I've decided to cancel the Expansion Gauntlet and just expand the Super-League.

And on that note, here is the Expansion Cup Version!

Okay, I promised SmasherDynamo I'd make a tool that automates the process of creating a SuperLeague post and.. well, it's mostly done. I'll try and close the gap, but it's pretty good and definitely usable now.

A) Captures Overview, Pitching and Lineup screens for all teams in the league

B) Feeds all the images into Rightload so they can be uploaded to Lpix, enabling one click uploading

C) When you've finished uploading it lets you copy a skeleton post for use on SA.

Installation Instructions

  • Install AutohotKey from here: http://www.autohotkey.com/
  • Install IRFanView from here: http://www.irfanview.com/
  • Install Rightload from here: http://rightload.org/
  • Install the Lpix Plugin for Rightload from here: http://lpix.org/rightload_v1.4.2.rar

    You'll have to configure rightload on your own, but it's pretty simple. The script expects all programs to be installed to C:\Program Files (x86)\ but that's no big thing to fix if you do something else.

  • Go here and get a copy of the script http://pastebin.com/RzQiSz62 <-- this version is for 20 teams for 1366 x 768 mintors
  • This is for 1280 x 1024 http://pastebin.com/8bNPw3pX
  • Create a file on your computer where ever you'd like called Whateveryouwant.ahk
  • Paste the stuff from the pastebin into the script file
  • Create a folder c:\SuperLeagueBanners\
  • Put all the team banners in that directory. Banners must be named Team1-ABanner.png, Team2-ABanner.png, Team3-ABanner.png
  • The order of team numbers 1, 2, 3 is based on the order in which they are displayed in BM. Numbering starts in the top left, goes down the left column and then goes to the right column


Note: The script will save each update to C:\SuperLeagueUpdate and overwrite any files there. BACK UP EACH UPDATE!

Usage Instructions

To use:
  • Set your sreen res to 1366 x 768 like smasher's lovely computer
  • Open Baseball Mogul 2013.
  • Select the top left team on the team select menu
  • Close as many windows as possible!
  • Particularly your web browser.
  • Make sure rightload is closed to
  • Run the script
  • While the script is running DO NOT touch your mouse or keyboard
  • When the script has finished running, rightload will popup.
  • Use the plugin configuration menu to chose a new gallery to upload to. If you don't do this it will delete your last update. SO BACK UP EVERY UPDATE
  • Press the upload button and go make a cup of coffee
  • When that's done, press the copy to clipboard button

At the end, you'll have a complete post with all the images in it on your clipboard. Paste this into an SA forum window, ad you just need to add your text, and you're done.

Grab me on IRC to discuss, troubleshot and generally debug. I am sure there will be problems. I can also work on adding some features or whatever to help your workload.

Edit: Here is a sample of output

code:
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794734/Team1-ABanner.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794735/Team1-BOverview.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794736/Team1-CPitching.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794737/Team1-DHLineupDESIGNATEDHITTER.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794738/Team1-DLineup.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794739/Team1-EDefence.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794740/Team1-EDefenceDESIGNATEDHITTER.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794741/Team2-ABanner.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794742/Team2-BOverview.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794743/Team2-CPitching.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794744/Team2-DHLineupDESIGNATEDHITTER.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794745/Team2-DLineup.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794746/Team2-EDefence.PNG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://lpix.org/794747/Team2-EDefenceDESIGNATEDHITTER.PNG[/IMG]
And here's how that looks in action.














Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Aug 19, 2012

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

DOOP posted:

I have no idea what I'm looking at with regards to the script, but it sure looks cool. Some real good work there Cthulhu.


Just need to get the bugs worked out - it's got a bunch of really computer specific stuff - I probably need to drag my 1280x1024 monitor out to get the Expansion league one working properly.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.


Swap Eddie Cicotte to SP 5 for Ray Collins to Long Relief

gently caress you Ray, I don't like having to start a knuckleballer any more than you do, but then I noticed he has a better fastball and is better at baseball from you. Enjoy long relief.

Earl Battey catches for Eddie Cicotte and someone buys him a the biggest fielding mits money can buy

The rest of you, keep that up, though if someone can get a fielding coach to explain to Hornsby how you catch and throw a baseball that would be great.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Aug 20, 2012

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Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
:frogsiren: I think I've fixed the script - try this one: http://pastebin.com/8bNPw3pX (20 men, 1280x1024 screens)


gingemidget posted:



I'm seriously considering batting the pitcher eighth.

Why not? It's a good idea.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Aug 20, 2012

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