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ToiletofSadness posted:If you don't think Cal Ripken is good enough to start over Carlos Guillen, may I please have him? poo poo, I knew I forgot something. Edited.
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Good thing I was aiming for the "worst team in the league" thing, huh  And since I forgot I was in the DH league until you posted that, here we go for another lineup change! Lineups: 1. 1955 Eddie Yost, 3B 2. 1939 Ted Williams, LF 3. 1999 Mike Sweeney, 1B 4. 1918 Babe Ruth, RF 5. 2006 Magglio Ordonez, DH 6. 2006 Placido Polonco, 2B 7. 1999 Carlos Beltran, CF 8. 2006 Ivan Rodriguez, C 9. 1991 Cal Ripken Jr, SS this team can't lose more than 120 games right
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Can't have the rocket cycle running out of juice. A.
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CraigK posted:Christ, it's gonna suck when Theo Epstein leads them to the promised land and kills that talking point And then when that happens, you can pull out the "I'm a Mariners fan" card and be justified in feeling more depressed than a Cubs fan 
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I am clearly a man who is in this league for the long run. Very slowly-but surely-I will continue to make more teams and each one will improve by 5 wins or so until I win the championship! You're all foolish pawns trapped in my seventh dimensional chess board! Also B.
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A winning week and a Seahawks win! Today has been great  B.
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We've written ourselves into a corner! C to get out.
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 It's time... for Kevin "Apples" Appier to make his debut! Slide Appier into the 5th slot. Let's give Rodriguez a break and put in Bill Dickey, with the same batting order, just him at 5th for now. If Jermiane Dye could play 1B then substitute out Sweeney for him for a week or something, but I doubt he can. If only Babe loving Ruth could start hitting one of these days. Also, B.
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Damon can play left field, right? Put in Damon for Williams this week. That includes batting order. Kevin Appier is up to standards right now, in that he sucks. I'll be very happy when I am rid of him during the next draft. Also, come on Babe Ruth. Step it up.
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oh no Jamie Walker is hurt what will I do without him  Seattle Suicides Well, I guess it's time to re-arrange the deck chairs on the Titanic. New batting order: 1. Cal Ripken Jr., SS 2. Ted Williams, LF 3. Magglio Ordonez, DH 4. Babe Ruth, RF - I know I can't lose faith in you, but it feels like using you as a pitcher would be a better idea right now 5. Bill Dickey, C 6. Mike Sweeney, 1B - unless someone else on my team can play 1B, I'll have to keep him in for another week or so. 7. Curtis Granderson, CF - Giving Beltran a week off 8. Joe Randa, 3B - Yost is tired and hasn't been too good 9. Carlos Guillen, 2B - He used to be able to play 2B back on the Mariners! Also Palanco is in pain Please stop drafting pitchers you dicks! Some of us actually need them. C. e: The only person I want to be an All Star is Designated Hitter Magglio Ordonez. Pungry fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 2, 2013 |
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Get the gently caress out Kevin Appier. With the 14th pick in the draft, the Seattle Suicides select... ah gently caress, I have to take a Roy Halladay? I guess I'd rather have 2010 Roy Halladay. Just watch, the 2003 Halladay is going to own and mine will be awful. New Rotation: 1. Carl Mays 2. Dutch Leonard 3. 2010 Roy Halladay 4. Joe Bush 5. Justin Verlander
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Wait, I could've sworn that the draft pool said it was '10 Halladay when I was deciding! Since the Tornadoes haven't made their pick, can I take '03 Halladay instead? Keep the same pitching order regardless. I thought I was literate
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the bottom finally fell off didn't it though it hasn't ever felt like it's been there with Babe loving Ruth batting below the Mendoza line Beltran in for Granderson, Palanco back in for Guillen since Guillen sucks on offense, and switch Verlander and Bush in the pitching rotation. B. gently caress this lovely team Is this team the worst in the league yet? It feels like it
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Well, at least the Seahawks won and the NHL lockout is over  C
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The Merry Marauder posted:Forgot the batting order in my previous post. Edited.  The Seattle Suicides select XX Sudden Death. Unless that's not a choice. In which case, uh, I don't know, 18 Dazzy Vance could be a member of the bullpen or a starting pitcher? But I really want Sudden Death.
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lame, I was hoping it was some mystery player. '18 Vance it is then. Slide him in for the injured relief pitcher whose name I forget
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A five-win week . Get Joe Bush out of the rotation and place in the new Dizzy Vance as the #4 starter. Bush can go into the bullpen in his stead.Also, replace Curtis Granderson with Carlos Beltran. Thank you. only 12 games under .500, here we go
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tatankatonk posted:
No. Who recommended this trade to you? Was it The Goog? I bet it was The Goog.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:See, that's the kind of bitterness and anger that makes someone an effective Super-League owner. No one ever built a good team with positivity. On the other hand, I can't build a good team even with negativity it is because I am dumb
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No longer last place and Ruth looks good finally!  C
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Grinnblade posted:uhhh He confused you with me somehow. Gonna be fun for all the new teams when 2 Babe Ruths are up for grabs.
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GrickleGrass posted:Pick 'Em what the gently caress are you thinking, I'm gonna finish last Stay the course I guess, go Suicides
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First of all, the correct saying is "There ain't no party like a Mario party"  (that was really cool, thanks)
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 please switch Pujols's and Morse's positions thank you; replace Werth with Schumaker??? also take out Molina and put in Suzuki this month. Pitching Rotation: 1. 2012 Gio Gonzalez 2. 1987 Mark Langston 3. 2007 Adam Wainwright 4. 2012 Jordan Zimmerman 5. 2012 Steven Strasburg
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Monathin posted:Yeah, your middle infield is doing pretty well. It still says that Pujols is playing right field and Morse is playing first base for some weird reason. Can you fix that?
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May 3, 2013 00:06
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Man why do I miss all the fun?
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With the seventh pick in the dispersal draft, the Foul Pole Penguins select '01 Alex Rodriguez. I know he is cursed and whatever but I need a good bat and a shortstop and this fits both!
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With the 29th pick in the draft, the Penguins select '89 Ryne Sandberg. I needed a big hitter who could field as well since I'm apparently in the non-DH league.
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Hey hey hey, I just got here! Can I take uhhhh I don't know '75 Goose Gossage
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Alright, I'll take my hero, '02 Ichiro Suzuki. I don't even care if this is a horrible pick and all my starters blow up. I have Ichiro.
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Final roster here: 30-Man Roster: Gio Gonzalez, SP 2012 Jordan Zimmerman, SP 2012 Steven Strasburg, SP 2012 Adam Wainwright, SP 2007 Mark Langston, SP 1987 Ross Detwiler, SP 2012 Minors Jason Isringhausen, RP 2007 Russ Springer, RP 2007 Ryan Franklin, RP 2007 Craig Stammen, RP 2012 Sean Burnett, RP 2012 Ryan Mattheus, RP 2012 Minors Albert Pujols, 1B 2007 Yadier Molina, C 2007 Harold Reynolds, 2B 1987 David Ekstein, SS 2007 Ryan Zimmerman, 3B 2012 Mike Morse, LF 2012 Bryce Harper, CF 2012 Jayson Werth, RF 2012 Alvin Davis, DH 1987 Ken Phelps, DH 1987 Minors Adam LaRoche, 1B 2012 Scott Bradley, C 1987 Ichiro Suzuki, RF 2002 Skip Schumaker, OF 2007 Aaron Miles, MI 2007 Ryne Sandberg, 2B 1989 Alex Rodriguez, SS 2001 Goose Gossage, CL 1975 Kurt Suzuki, C 2012 Minors Lineups: 1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF 2. Ryan Zimmerman, 3B 3. Alex Rodriguez, SS 4. Albert Pujols, 1B 5. Ryne Sandberg, 2B 6. Mike Morse, LF 7. Bryce Harper, CF 8. Yadier Molina, C 9. Pitcher Pitching Rotation: 1. 2012 Gio Gonzalez 2. 1987 Mark Langston 3. 2007 Adam Wainwright 4. 2012 Jordan Zimmerman 5. 2012 Steven Strasburg Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Stealing Bases: 2 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 3 Everything else at 0. Also, when is the Super Cup happening? Before this season or during it?
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My very un-biased picks below Mark Bellhorn Bracket: Round 1 Specials beat Sharks Splinter Cells beat Generals Hunchbacks beat Bearers Biosparks beat Bombers Flyin’ Squirrels beat Bronies Round 2 Finger-Bangers beat Specials Villains beat Dervishes Aquamen beat Splinter Cells Hunchbacks beat Phoenixes Blood Sox beat Biosparks Philosophers beat Potatoes Crabs beat Paris Flyin’ Squirrels beat Juggernauts Round 3 Finger Bangers beat Villains Aquamen beat Hunchbacks Blood Sox beat Philosophers Flyin’ Squirrles beat Crabs Round 4 Finger Bangers beat Aquamen Blood Sox beat Flyin’ Squirrels Round 5 Blood Sox beat Finger Bangers Johnny Hopp Regional Round 1 Electrics beat Losers London beats Congratulators Potatoes beat Generics Clippers beat Bronies Beard League beats Arguments Round 2 Landers beat Electrics Mongooses beat Pandas London beats Emperors Colliders beat Potatoes Dervishes beat Clippers Unspecifieds beat Spooners Blind Men beat Greater Mooglies Oranges beat Beard League Round 3 Landers beat Mongooses London beats Colliders Dervishes beat Unspecifieds Oranges beat Blind Men Round 4 London beats Landers Oranges beat Dervishes Round 5 Oranges beat London Mike Remlinger Bracket Round 1 Air Raids beat Ravens Dervishes beat Juggernauts Marmosets beat Crabs Fhqwhgads beat 2 Fish 1 Bubble Round 2 Eazy W’s beat Air Raids Cougars beat Failures Bulldogs beat Bloggers Riots beat Dervishes Sharks beat Marmosets MDM beat Rakers Dinger Machines beat Jobbers Fhqwhgads beat Unicorns Round 3 Eazy W’s beat Cougars Riots beat Bulldogs Sharks beat MDM Fhqwhgads beat Dinger Machines Round 4 Eazy W’s beat Riots Fhqwhgads beat Sharks Round 5 Fhqwhgads beat Eazy W’s Quad-Foxx Regional Round 1 Aquamen beat Elites Mudholes beat Daydreamers Sharks beat Llamas Clues beat Automatons Jerks beat BABiPs Round 2 Doppel-Bangers beat Aquamen Superstars beat Sains Blues beat Mudholes Googly-Mooglies beat Sharks Unspecifieds beat Clues Phantoms beat Freewheelers Goose Eggs beat Pata Jerks beat Mercuries Round 3 Superstars beat Doppel-Bangers Blues beat Googly-Mooglies Phantoms beat Unspecifieds Goose Eggs beat Jerks Round 4 Superstars beat Blues Phantoms beat Goose Eggs Round 5 Superstars beat Phantoms Eri Yoshida Regional Round 1 Longshots beat Losers Penguins beat Radbourns Dickshots beat Dragons Woodchucks beat Aquamen Crabs beat Loonies Round 2 Losers beat Longshots Forgettables V2 beat V1 Penguins beat Lava Flows Dickshots beat Gumshoes Tornadoes beat Woodchucks Mathmaticians beat Wanzers Hurricanes beat Communists Imperialists beat Crabs Round 3 Losers beat Forgettables Penguins beat Dickshots Tornadoes beat Mathematicians Hurricanes beat Imperialists Round 4 Penguins beat Losers Hurricanes beat Tornadoes Round 5 Penguins beat Hurricanes Det. Don Slaught Regional Round 1 #Occupy beats Bombers Pirates beat Indians Penguins beat Batmen Potatoes beat Wanderers Googles beat Leprechauns Round 2 Skyhawks beat #Occupy Senadores beat Unicorns Pirates beat Coburns Penguins beat Leprechauns Vigilantes beat Potatoes Riots beat Unspecifieds Barons beat Mid Suicides Muderbots beat Googles Round 3 Skyhawks beat Senadores Pirates beat Penguins Vigilantes beat Riots Muderbots beat Barons Round 4 Skyhawks beat Pirates Vigilantes beat Murderbots Round 5 Skyhawks beat Vigilantes Mark Grace Regional Round 1 Dutchmen beat Biffs Homers beat Hitmen OKC Bombers beat Superbas Thunderstorms beat Forgettables Ted Sox beat Gamblers Round 2 Bobbleheads beat Dutchmen Catastrophes beat Masochists Homers beat Generics OKC beats Drinkers Comancheros beat Thunderstorms Orchids beat Mules Tigres beat Destroyers Supersonics beat Ted Sox Round 3 Bobbleheads beat Catastrophes Homers beat OKC Orchids beat Comancheros Supersonics beat Tigres Round 4 Homers beat Bobbleheads Supersonics beat Orchids Round 5 Homers beat Supersonics THE Thornton Lee Regional Round 1 Smokers beat Surf Whalers beat Engineers Killer Mikes beat Commies Sluggers beat Pessimists Suicides beat Ramen Round 2 Cultists beat Smokers Elephants beat Power Rangers Whalers beat Switchblades Manatees beat Killer Mikes Fillies beat Sluggers Bengals beat Goose Eggs Cutthroats beat Poly Suicides beat Mercuries Round 3 Cultists beat Elephants Whalers beat Manatees Fillies beat Bengals Suicides beat Cutthroats Round 4 Cultists beat Whalers Suicides beat Fillies Round 5 Suicides beat Cultists CHAMPIONSHIPS: Quarterfinals Fhqwhgads beat Blood Sox Penguins beat Homers Superstars beat Oranges Suicides beat Skyhawks Semis Penguins beat Fhqwhgads Suicides beat Superstars FINAL Penguins beat Suicides
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Hey, don't you hate it when it seems like you've won but, out of nowhere, a referee makes a bullshit call and ruins everything? as a Sharks fan, yes, yes I do.
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Pick 'em! It never loving ends! Montreal Manatees (c) @ Fukuoka Finger-Bangers Galactic Wanderers (c) @ Connecticut Thunderstorms South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Cuba Batmen Burma Imperialists (c) @ Boston Skyhawks Coburns (c) @ Southie Hitmen CERN Colliders (c) @ Leicester Hunchbacks
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Unified Triple Crown Championships Antarctica Unspecifieds @ Burma Imperialists (c) Intercontinental Championship vs. Canadian Championship - UNIFICATION MATCH! Eazy W's unify vs. Both Teams Retain vs. Manatees unify Heavyweight Championship Detroit Falcons @ Coburns (c) Hardcore Championship Louisville Muggers (c) @ Carolina Llamas Television Championship St. Louis Self-Congratulators @ Leicester Hunchbacks (c)
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New Starting Rotation: 1. 2007 Adam Wainwright 2. 2012 Steven Strasburg 3. 2012 Gio Gonzalez 4. 2012 Jordan Zimmerman 5. 1987 Mark Langston Pretty cool that the other three starters are doing good. Now I just gotta believe Pujols turns it around and get some luck.
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