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blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Why those guys?

That's what the thread voted for in Smasher's BBM LP after his last run.

Also, Smasher, in the module, one of the Prompt 248 options directs you to Prompt 262, but it should send you to 265

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blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

ToiletofSadness posted:

You want mercy? Go to church.

Seriously, you new guys should take some inspiration from the Generics. They were, if I remember correctly, one of the worst teams during their Expansion Cup but were able to survive a Vae Victis with 3 90-win teams because of strong drafting. I think they even finished above .500 that season. They gave Dubai a hell of a fight this season.

Yeah, expansion cup results don't mean a great deal. The Unspecifieds had the 2nd worst cup record, but we still kept pace with the Finger-Bangers until the last couple weeks and avoided the gauntlet. With wild cards in place now, there are several expansion teams that I think have a good shot at a playoff spot.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Super League VIII Roster Post:

Lineup:
1915 Tris Speaker, CF
1911 Home Run Baker, 3B
2011 Miguel Cabrera, 1B
1929 Paul Waner, RF
1918 Rogers Hornsby, 2B
1997 Derek Jeter, SS
1951 Yogi Berra, C (Parrish catches for Perry)
1910 Sam Crawford, LF
Pitcher

Bench:
1984 Lance Parrish, C
1989 George Brett, 1B/DH/3B
1965 Jimmie Hall, OF
1970 Jim Fregosi, SS
1965 Tony Oliva, OF
1929 Pie Traynor, 3B

Rotation
1958 Whitey Ford
1965 Jim Kaat
2009 Cliff Lee
2011 Doug Fister
1965 Jim Perry

Bullpen:
CL 1989 Dennis Eckersley
1994 John Wetteland
2003 Jose Valverde
1965 Al Worthington
1997 Eddie Guardado
1929 Burleigh Grimes

Minors:
1918 Red Ames
1968 Bill Freehan
1965 Don Mincher
1997 Rick Aguilera
1965 Bill Pleis
1931 Tommy Bridges
1978 Dave Parker

In DH games, use Brett at DH and bat him 8th (Crawford 9th)

blackmongoose fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Dec 11, 2012

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

I'm not actually sure this is a good idea, but :siren: Hornsby for Sandberg, Billy Williams, Mark Bellhorn

Sure, let's do this. I need the Saint to truly change the Super League

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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blackmongoose posted:

Sure, let's do this. I need the Saint to truly change the Super League

Actually, I'm going to put this on hold until tomorrow because I see lots of people yelling and it occurs to me that I should not make trades while drinking wine. I'll confirm or cancel this tomorrow when I get up

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
I'll take '78 Dave Parker.

Also, Cthulhu, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to decline the trade because I have no idea why I thought Billy Williams was a good deal. I would need a significantly better player to go through with that.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
I posted my roster here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=72#post410246143

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Switch Waner and Cabrera in the batting order.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Swap Bridges and Lee I guess. So much for his all-star season last year.

Also, voting B

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Put Fregosi in for Hornsby for this next week.

All Star Ballot:

Smasher Dynamo posted:

All-Star Ballot

Dynamo League

Catcher
[ ] Carlton Fisk (WEB) (.292/.340/.472, 9 HR, 2.6 WAR)

First Baseman
[ ] Miguel Cabrera (CUN) (.322/.350/.515, 9 HR, 5.7 WAR)

Second Baseman
[ ] Charlie Gehringer (POR) (.304/.376/.447, 2 HR, 7.9 WAR)

Third Baseman
[ ] Wade Boggs (SJE) (.356/.419/.490, 4 HR, 5.5 WAR)

Shortstop
[ ] Joe Cronin (ONE) (.316/.376/.464, 6 HR, 6.5 WAR)

Left Fielder)
[ ] Tris Speaker (ROC) (.382/.449/.560, 1 HR, 7.0 WAR)

Center Fielder
[ ] Jim Edmonds (BUR) (.286/.366/.485, 8 HR, 5.9 WAR)

Right Fielder
[ ] Paul Waner (CUN) (.342/.393/.427, 1 HR, 5.8 WAR)

Designated Hitter
[ ] Ted Williams (NYF) (.289/.402/.529, 13 HR, 5.7 WAR)

Manager
[ ] The Merry Marauder (NYF) (Super-League III Champion, 5x Sic Transit Vir Champion, 3x Dynamo League Champion)


Smasher League

Catcher
[ ] Josh Gibson (LUN) (.304/.352/.526, 10 HR, 2.7 WAR, is Josh Gibson)

First Baseman
[ ] Lou Gehrig (FIN) (.342/.432/.556, 8 HR, 5.8 WAR)

Second Baseman
[ ] Joe Morgan (OXB) (.297/.392/.462, 5 HR, 6.0 WAR)

Third Baseman
[ ] Paul Molitor (PHF) (.321/.366/.491, 6 HR, 6.6 WAR)

Shortstop
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (NOM) (.307/.366/.580, 13 HR, 5.3 WAR)

Left Fielder
[ ] Ted Williams (NEA) (.299/.409/.451, 7 HR, 5.4 WAR)

Center Fielder
[ ] Mickey Mantle (NEA) (.254/.369/.493, 13 HR, 5.4 WAR)

Right Fielder
[ ] Babe Ruth (SLA) (.307/.417/.609, 14 HR, 6.5 WAR)

Designated Hitter
[ ] Magglio Ordonez (SSS) (.350/.402/.613, 10 HR, 4.4 WAR)

Manager
[ ] mrnoun (1x Division Champion, The Proggest dude around!)

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
I'll take 1910 Shoeless Joe.

Put him in the lineup in Crawford's spot and send Jimmie Hall to the minors

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Put Hornsby back in for Fregosi. Has Ford actually gotten much worse, or is he just getting unlucky all of a sudden?

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Bring Aguilera up and put him in Valverde's spot, sending Valverde down

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Put Fregosi in for Hornsby while he's injured.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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The Merry Marauder posted:

blackmongoose, you're (still) up in the draft. I'm gonna skip you and pick at 10 EST.

Sorry, no one announced I was up so I didn't realize it was my pick. I guess I'll take 93 Mark Wohlers and put him in Worthington's spot for now.

Finger-Bangers up next.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!


Put Wohlers in Worthington's place, put Oliva in for Waner, and platoon Brett/Traynor at 3B

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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cbx posted:

Who's looking for fair? I'm looking to challenge the status quo.

The status quo is that the Super League brutally winnows each expansion class down to the two or so teams capable of being realistic competitors. Just this year, the Barons, Tornadoes, Gumshoes, and arguably Mashers and Bloggers are teams in a position to make the playoffs or at least survive to next year. The Cultists won their division in their first year. The very best teams undergo Macho Man-based attrition. Your plan might change which teams succeed, but it won't change this calculus. It seems frustrating to new teams because most of them are in the 80-90% that will die, but there's no avoiding that inevitable outcome.

Honestly, I'm sympathetic to some of these issues, but the system we have now seems like the best compromise. And really, at this point you're just complaining about Marauder. The Losers have only been around for 3 seasons - is that too long to be interesting? If so, should we just kill every team after its second year? No, it seems to me that these complaints always come back to Marauder's teams, and the truth there is that he's been lucky that the Finger-Bangers haven't won the league since Macho-Manning became a thing and that Smasher has still failed to put a good DH team in the Phoenixes' division.

In conclusion, we should appreciate what we have, and not try to come up with crazy plans to stack expansion teams in order to "challenge" a largely imaginary "status quo." In several seasons, when the Rakers or Catastrophes or some other expansion team are 16 games ahead of their division, someone will complain about how the old teams are just too good and the cycle will begin anew.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

cbx posted:

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about everything. I'm simply introducing an idea to change up the league. The Gauntlet was one such idea back in the day, admittedly it's a much better idea. But change doesn't happen by sitting idle.

Yeah, I didn't mean to direct that whole thing at you, my apologies. It's just that the idea reminded me of how we get several complaints about "old teams dominating" (including from me in the past!) and I wanted to write a bit on why I disagree with that now. I don't think there's anything wrong with proposing ideas to tweak the Super League to make it better (though I do think that your idea would just shift power among expansion teams in unpredictable ways, which I'm not sure is a good thing), and I didn't mean to seem like I was trying to shut down ideas. Sorry if I came off a little aggressive!

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Put Worthington back in, send Aguilera to the DL.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Do that thing you said you would do in my team analysis (Waner back in for Oliva).

Also, C

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Put a Traynor/Brett platoon in at 3B for Baker.

Voting Yoshida and Hopp, the ultimate co-commentating duo.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Bring up Ames and put him in for Grimes

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Ironically, I've been arranging to have gyros delivered for an event tomorrow and it's been a tremendous pain to work everything out. I blame you, Smasher, and vote C. Also, put Home Run Baker back in at 3B

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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In order to make the title truly intercontinental, the Antarctica Unspecifieds will enter the Intercontinental Championship tournament.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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The Unspecifieds select 2012 Jered Weaver. Monathin and the Catastrophes are up next.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!


Super League IX Roster Post:

Lineup:
1915 Tris Speaker, CF
1997 Derek Jeter, SS
1929 Paul Waner, RF
2011 Miguel Cabrera, 1B
1918 Rogers Hornsby, 2B
1910 Joe Jackson, LF
1951 Yogi Berra, C (Parrish catches for Lee)
1911 Home Run Baker, 3B
Pitcher

Bench:
1910 Sam Crawford, LF
1984 Lance Parrish, C
1989 George Brett, 1B/DH/3B
1970 Jim Fregosi, SS
1965 Tony Oliva, OF
1929 Pie Traynor, 3B

Rotation
1958 Whitey Ford
1965 Jim Kaat
1931 Tommy Bridges
2009 Cliff Lee
2012 Jered Weaver

Bullpen:
CL 1989 Dennis Eckersley
1994 John Wetteland
1993 Mark Wohlers
1997 Rick Aguilera
1997 Eddie Guardado
1929 Burleigh Grimes

Minors:
1965 Al Worthington
2003 Jose Valverde
1965 Jim Perry
1918 Red Ames
1968 Bill Freehan
1965 Don Mincher
1965 Bill Pleis
2011 Doug Fister
1978 Dave Parker
1965 Jimmie Hall

In DH games, use Brett at DH and bat him 9th

Strategy

Hit and Run: 2
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: -3
Trying for extra bases: 2
Stealing Bases: 0
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0
Giving Intentional Walks: -2
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: 3
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 2
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 2
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 3
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -2
Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 1

blackmongoose fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 27, 2013

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Just realized my roster post had Parrish listed as Perry's personal catcher even though Perry is no longer in my rotation. Change that to make him Lee's personal catcher.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Baker should be starting at 3B over Traynor and Jackson should be starting in LF over Oliva. Also, Jeter should be batting second, Cabrera fourth, Hornsby fifth, and Baker eighth. Other than that, everything looks good.

Also, one question: how soon do I need to bring up starting pitchers from the minors before they start to decay? I remember you mentioning that they become unusable if they stay in the minors for a long time, and I'd like to potentially rotate some of them in.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Bring Bill Pleis up from the minors in Guardado's spot.

Pick 'Em:

Cougars, Gumshoes, Tornadoes.

Titles:

Cultists, Losers retain, Barons steal.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Catastrophes, Mules, Unspecifieds, Manatees.

Everyone retains.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Pick 'Em:

Rakers, Postmodernists, Tornadoes, Catastrophes

Titles:

All retain

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!


Bring Fister up and put him in Bridges' spot in the rotation, sending Bridges down. Crawford officially goes into Speaker's spot, Jimmie Hall comes up from the minors, and Speaker goes to the DL.

New lineups:

No-DH vs. R

1. Crawford, CF
2. Berra, C
3. Waner, RF
4. Cabrera, 1B
5. Jeter, SS
6. Baker, 3B
7. Hornsby, 2B
8. Jackson, LF
9. Pitcher

No-DH vs. L

1. Crawford, CF
2. Jeter, SS
3. Waner, RF
4. Cabrera, 1B
5. Parrish, C
6. Baker, 3B
7. Hornsby, 2B
8. Jackson, LF
9. Pitcher

DH vs. R

1. Crawford, CF
2. Berra, C
3. Waner, RF
4. Cabrera, 1B
5. Brett, DH
6. Jeter, SS
7. Baker, 3B
8. Hornsby, 2B
9. Jackson, LF

DH vs. L

1. Crawford, CF
2. Jeter, SS
3. Waner, RF
4. Cabrera, 1B
5. Parrish, C
6. Baker, 3B
7. Hornsby, 2B
8. Traynor, DH
9. Jackson, LF

Remove all personal catcher orders

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
(Sorry Cthulhu and cbx, but I've decided my long-term pitching needs are more important than a backup 2B who wouldn't play much past this year)

The Unspecifieds draft 1918 Dazzy Vance.

Put Vance into the rotation in Lee's spot. Bring up Perry and put him in Grimes' spot in the bullpen. Put Lee in the bullpen in Bill Pleis' spot. Send Pleis and Grimes to the minors.

Put Hornsby on the DL. Start Fregosi in his place, batting last in all lineups. Bring up Dave Parker from the minors.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!
Unspecifieds draft '50 Nellie Fox. Insert him into the 2B spot in the lineup. Send Fregosi to the DL


Viscount Slim and the Imperialists are up

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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For next week, put Oliva in right, Hall in left, and platoon Traynor and Brett at 3B

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Put Jackson back in LF and Waner back in RF. Bring Bridges up from the minors to take Vance's spot

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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Unspecifieds Gauntlet Roster

Lineup vs. R

1. 1915 Tris Speaker, CF
2. 1951 Yogi Berra, C
3. 1929 Paul Waner, RF
4. 2011 Miguel Cabrera, 1B
5. 1989 George Brett, DH
6. 1997 Derek Jeter, SS
7. 1911 Home Run Baker, 3B
8. 1918 Rogers Hornsby, 2B
9. 1910 Joe Jackson, LF

Lineup vs. L

1. Speaker, CF
2. Jeter, SS
3. Waner, RF
4. Cabrera, 1B
5. 1984 Lance Parrish, C
6. 1929 Pie Traynor, 3B
7. Hornsby, 2B
8. Brett, DH
9. Jackson, LF

Bench:
1910 Sam Crawford, LF
1970 Jim Fregosi, SS
1965 Tony Oliva, OF

Rotation
1965 Jim Kaat
1918 Dazzy Vance
1958 Whitey Ford
2011 Doug Fister
2012 Jered Weaver

Bullpen:
CL 1989 Dennis Eckersley
1994 John Wetteland
1997 Rick Aguilera
1997 Eddie Guardado
2009 Cliff Lee
1931 Tommy Bridges

Minors:
1965 Al Worthington
2003 Jose Valverde
1965 Jim Perry
1918 Red Ames
1968 Bill Freehan
1965 Don Mincher
1965 Bill Pleis
1993 Mark Wohlers
1978 Dave Parker
1965 Jimmie Hall
1929 Burleigh Grimes
1950 Nellie Fox

blackmongoose fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Apr 28, 2013

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Major League: Back to the Minors: This movie happened.

Scott Bakula is some...who the gently caress cares? This film actually expects you to root for Scott Bakula to succeed!

Anyway, he's a former pitcher who Corbin Bernsen, who now owns the Twins, recruits to manage that team's AAA Affiliate, the Buzz. As any Twins fan can tell you, the Twins minor-league system in the mid-90s was not the greatest assemblage of talent in the world, and so Bakula is forced to make do with what he has. And all he has is Cerrano, because Dennis Haysbert is still a few years from becoming President Palmer, that horrifying Japanese stereotype introduced last movie, and power hitter Walton Goggins, the Twins' only real prospect.

Also, Bakula ends up in a feud with Ted McGinley (the one from Married with Children, not the one from Scrubs), who is the manager of the Twins. They decide to have an exhibition game between the Twins and the Buzz to settle things, and the Buzz manage to tie the game. Because losing the game in extra innings to a minor-league team would make the Twins seem ever more terrible than before, McGinley arranges for a black out to end the game in a tie. McGinley is impressed with Walton Goggins, though, and so promotes him to the big league club over Bakula's objections.

Goggins struggles in the majors, and ends up getting sent back to the Buzz. Bakula then challenges McGinley to a career vs- career rematch between their two teams, where if Bakula wins, he gets to be the manger of the Twins and if he loses, his salary goes to McGinley. McGinley accepts for no real good reason, evidently not having thought this through at all.

The Buzz win, and Bakula decides to stay a minor league manager after all. And then you realize that you will never get the two hours you spent watching this movie back.

Even the movies about the Twins suck :(. And the movie having Tom Kelly apparently be a terrible person is even worse. Although I wouldn't be surprised if some of those '90s teams lost to a minor league team.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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cbx posted:

What about Little Big League? ... Oh wait. Never mind.

That was why I pluralized movies. I hope those are the only two...

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blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

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I'm not 100% sure what's going on with Beet's pick - am I up to pick or are we letting him re-pick?

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