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Welp. And here I've been saying I wanted to turn in my keys and get a daytime grown-up job. Maybe wear a necktie. I'm just hosed, aren't I?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2012 01:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:05 |
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Nth Doctor posted:Am I a loving weirdo for drinking the Old Fashioned? Well over half the time, the bartender looks at me like I grew a second head. Around a third of they time, they lack either bitters or sugar. And, as was pointed out in an earlier thread, don't go to your local hole in the wall or sports bar and order classic cocktails, because you will be disappointed. Save your Old Fashioned and Manhattan drinking for a nice lounge, or go to the bar at the nicest hotel in your city and you'll make better practice.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2012 05:43 |
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TwoPair posted:So how does one get into bartending? I've applied a few places, but it seems like every place wants prior experience, and I can't get any experience without getting hired somewhere. It's a real catch-22. There are a couple of other things. Watch for new places that are opening, as they will be hiring all fresh staff. Lie about your experience, but don't make it ridiculous (I bartended at Chili's for 3 months is fine, I was the Head Bartender and Snooty's Cocktail Club for 3 years is not). Other than that, what others have said is true. Start off as security/barback and work your rear end off, that's what I did. Daric posted:James, can we try to get a list together of all the bartenders that post in these threads and what types of venues they're working in?
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 00:23 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hispanic barbacks. That might be a regional thing? Around here (Colorado, and Indiana before that), barbacking is still very much a skill position and the pre-bartender job for men.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 03:32 |
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Speaking of being management...there goes the last of the Jim Beam Devil's Cut that an overly optimistic distributor dropped by awhile back. Time to hit up the "what the gently caress is this poo poo" section of the liquor room again. On the other hand, as the only guy on our management staff who is a "beer guy," I should have multiple six-packs coming my way as everyone starts to show off their fall seasonals. ps. being a manager sucks don't do it ever.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 12:12 |
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Masonity posted:lovely Barbacks All my barbacks come from my security staff, and if they make me unhappy, they go back to that area.I don't hire barbacks, I hire security men, if they make me happy, they barback, if they suck, they don't. My secmen (I am a post-apoc dictator) make 25% what the bartenders bring in (plus their 6 bux an hour) the barbacks make 50%+6/hour so I have a big money stick to beat people over the head with. If you suck as a barback, I'll see if a few shifts as the "dress code guy" doesn't shake loose some extra effort.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 12:32 |
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Ok, and before Crawl for Cancer hits me in....7 hours. What should customers NOT do? 1) Don't do poo poo in my bar sober you wouldn't do in a McDonalds poo poo-faced?
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 12:39 |
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Sondheim posted:I'm 23, can't keep up with the young 'uns anymore. I'm 38 and the young 'uns can't keep up with ME! Also, Blueberry Stoli and diet Sprite! Don't you judge me!!
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 22:27 |
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So, this is a little random to ask in here, but I figure with the amount of experience, someone will know for sure. There is this thing going around that managers are not allowed to keep tips off of credit card tabs, even if they serve the customer exclusively because those belong to a tip pool. Give you an example. Say Customer A walks in, orders a drink from me(manager), pays cash tips cash. Now, I'm not allowed by law to participate in a tip pool, so that money all goes to me. Same thing if he pays and tips with a credit card. Now say that customer B comes in, starts a tab with me (manager), and I serve him all night and he tips. Under the way we currently do things, that money still goes to me. If he had started the tab with another bartender, and happened to close out with me, then that tip would go into the communal pool that I am not part of. Now, a couple of bartenders are insisting that any tab credit card, since a customer COULD start the tab with me, get served by other bartenders, then come back and close out with me and tip me, that that tip should go in the communal pool (whether or not any of them served him or not). They're claiming it's part of the law, but none of them can point to a source. Any of you guys really up on your tip-pool law and know where I can find this answer?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2012 10:27 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Tip pool stuff My previous bar experience before this most recent bit was before tip pool laws became such intricate things, so I don't know how other places deal with this stuff, so I'm really interested in what you think and what you've experienced. When you say "the manager" do you mean just the GM, or everybody with the power to "hire, fire, and discipline"? Cause that is the criteria we are told applies to who may or may not participate in tip pools. I think that specific language comes from the Choi vs Starbucks ruling, but I'm not sure. We had to change the title of our shift supervisors to "bar leads" to make it clear that they didn't have that ability. As an assistant manager in the company I work for, I am paid at the lowest legal rate for a salaried employee and expected to sing for my supper behind the bar Friday and Saturday nights. If they paid me at that rate and I couldn't bartend, I'd just quit or take a demotion, because I can make that with 3 decent shifts a week with immeasurably less stress (Hell, I've considered it anyway). At the end of the day, it doesn't directly matter to me. I'm conscientious about making sure I don't take tips that don't belong to me (although as long as I have to spend Friday and Saturday nights deep in the weeds for hours I'm sure as poo poo gonna take the ones that DO!), and if my company is doing it wrong, it's their rear end, not mine, but I wish there was clearer guidance so that I could KNOW.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2012 14:07 |
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twigplant posted:My first job in the service industry was as a hostess on the opening staff of a restaurant in Florida. One of the things the owner/chef drilled into our tiny little skulls before we opened was that you do not, under any circumstances, scoop ice with the destination glass. Glass is clear and glass can break - the gently caress are you gonna do if you break a glass in the ice machine/ice bucket? It is 100% wrong and a health inspector or bar spotter will bust you for it. However, you will probably never stop it. Ever.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2012 02:04 |
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Nice perk to management...all the TVs are on Shark Week for lunch/happy hour today and no one can stop me!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 19:10 |
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Dirnok posted:I'm mostly with you on the running. I expect everyone to be hustling. A light sprint from one end of the bar to grab something, cool with me. But anytime I catch anyone really hauling rear end out of the corner of my eye, my brain assumes BIG DEAL and I go to follow them. I've got one bartender that is awful about doing this, and while his argument is that he is quite literally moving as fast as possible, it breaks everyone else's rhythm and drives us all insane.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2012 05:52 |
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Rotten Cookies posted:Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! I love those big money nights. I want to get my tip-out in $1 and roll around on them until they form a protective belly armor. Don't worry about getting 'snippy.' At least once during every busy shift, I'll lace into somebody for being an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2012 10:51 |
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leica posted:I've found that busier doesn't always equal better tips. When it's steady but not too busy you're able to give better service and actually talk to people, those are the days I bank. When you're in the weeds people are always waiting and get pissed, they reflect their displeasure in the tips. So you work twice as hard but don't get nearly what you thought you should. My bar manager did the math and figured out once we get to a certain sales number the tip percentage starts going down in a hurry. This is so true. I'm a pretty personable fellow (with a huge comp tab), so if I have time to grip and grin, tell some jokes, treat the homely ones like beauty queens and the awkward ones like pro athletes I can pull in 30% or even 50%. When I'm 5 deep, scowling in concentration, barking out "next!", and not even able to take the time to be nice to the nice ones....yeah.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 22:50 |
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Septic Knothead posted:Maybe a dumb question, but what kind of whiskey do you usually get if you order a whiskey sour without specifying? What the hell kind of whiskey should I specify? Bourbon? Jack Daniel's?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 00:22 |
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WampaLord posted:Is this impossible to do if you just plan on running a tab and have no cash on you? Protip: Have cash.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 02:53 |
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leica posted:Pretty much. I've had people promise me a good tip when handing me the card then getting screwed. Cash is king. Yeah, if I had a buck for everybody who wanted me to "hook it up" for a "fat tip" it would bring their lovely tipping levels about up to par. If I don't know you, but you've been a good guy and run up a decent-sized tab, then odds are you're gonna get a little cinnamon-flavored surprise shot with your tab. Ask me for free poo poo or to "hook it up" and you are immediately dumped in the cheapfuck loser category.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 03:10 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:If they don't have to get out their wallet they won't tip, since the beginning of time. Well played, kid. Well played, here have this free shot.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 19:13 |
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James Woods posted:Sorry it's been so long since I've posted but a ton of crazy stuff has been happening at the bar and with my other job so I haven't had much time to put a good writeup together. I am however leaving work tonight at 3am and going directly to the airport to head to Denver for a bachelor party with all the maniacs I grew up with. Should be a yarn or two to tell there.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2012 03:26 |
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HAHAHA! Some lady just came in to the bar and tried to sell me this. I literally just started cracking up at her while she tried to tell me what a great deal it was for us.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 23:51 |
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everybody posted:Awesome ideas. Now I wish I'd at least taken the brochure!
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 05:07 |
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leica posted:Anything with blue curacao sells like hotcakes at a beach bar. All it takes is one blue Long Island and next thing you know the whole bar is drinking them. We call that the "Adios, Motherfucker" and it is such a pretty blue that it definitely causes a chain reaction as people go, "Ooh! What's that??"
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2012 01:08 |
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Respekt posted:Is it legal in California for an employer to cut out 20% from all CC and automatic 18% gratuity tips from the employees tip pool?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2012 09:55 |
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FaceEater posted:rrrrggghhthhthrhrhghg and then there's Sunday nights, where the industry and the best regulars on the planet come out and end up tipping me 40+% of the entire night's ring. gently caress ME leaving this bar is hard. gently caress that poo poo, I had nothing but drunk goddamn football fans. Plus, I am beginning to believe that my staff is intentionally engaged in a conspiracy to drive me out of my loving mind.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2012 11:32 |
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Fontoyn posted:Anyone have any advice for a college student applying to bounce at a downtown bar? I'm submitting a resume and cover letter and am looking for advice on how I ought to present myself. I hire and manage the security at my bar and when I hire, I'm looking for confident, alert, articulate, problem solvers. I don't need a lawsuit because some meathead wants to solve every problem with his fists. On the other hand, some places put a premium on size or bad-assness. If you work at one of those places, you will probably get to fight a lot, if that's your thing.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2012 00:46 |
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Shooting Blanks posted:Physicality is a good thing in a bouncer, however needing/wanting to use it is not. This is way better than the way I said it.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2012 05:28 |
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Daric posted:To go with what we were talking about earlier in that some people just buy the most expensive thing because it's expensive I had a couple come up earlier that wanted 2 Bloody Mary's...with Belvedere. Grey Goose and Red Bull. The best was the guy who kept ordering Goose and Red Bull with a shot of Goose on the side then mixed the shot into his drink after a few sips. Maybe if he'd tipped worth a poo poo, I'd have mentioned that if he'd ordered Doubles, the 2nd shot would have been half off.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2012 09:50 |
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Coohoolin posted:Happened to me when we (me and my glaswegian then-manager) finally told a bunch of probably coked up girls they were too drunk to get served. Cue hysteria: Why do I find that accent on a woman oddly hot?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 02:47 |
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Hangout bar: $4 Wells & Domestics $4.50 Imports/Micros $5 Guinness/Bass/Cider $5.50 Calls $7 Premiums Most shots are $4-$7 with most being 5 or 5.50
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 06:25 |
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Dirnok posted:Aauuugh.. Oh god this makes me want to kill myself. I'd be 63 years old...
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2012 06:42 |
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Hoops posted:
Gotta agree with this. I have had occasion to decide that a customer has pissed me off beyond my ability to give a gently caress and proceeded to make them know that they are bad people, but if they then don't tip or complain about me, well, I kind of expected that when I told them "If you don't snapping your loving fingers at me, you're going to die of thirst, cupcake."
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 04:24 |
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FaceEater posted:One more indulgence into the field of tipping: Man, I had 4 different dudes tipping me $1 on each plastic cup of tap water for a solid 2 hours this weekend, and yes, I did at one point openly tell a couple of them that their gratuity on the first glass was noticed, and thanked them. Not a tipping comment, but my pet peeve are people who try to usurp the whole waiting process with "I JUST want a glass of WATER!" It's still a drink, I still have to make it, and since it comes out of the guns about a quarter as fast as soda or coke, it takes longer than to make a pair of vodka sodas. Water tippers are, of course, awesome.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 01:41 |
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Dirnok posted:I really want to invent a soda gun that pushes water out as fast or faster than everything else. Not only would I be rich, I would be in the debt of every bartender on the planet and never have to pay for a drink again. I like where your head's at!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 12:10 |
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Masonity posted:We have a hybrid system at work, and it's awesome. The soda guns don't do still water, only soda, coke, lemonade, diet coke and tonic. We have these amazing "water guns" though positioned under our bar. You can both fill a glass with them really fast (they have great pressure), or turn a lever the other way and use it to get hot water for cleaning. We call them taps, and I strongly recommend you invest in some! Smartass. Sass is what it is.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 23:27 |
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Oh god I love Blackout Wednesday!!$450 in 3 hrs.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2012 10:54 |
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Coohoolin posted:That would be Ireland. I always forget the difference.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 14:38 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:As I no longer bartend, I would like to extend my condolences to everyone that has to work tonight. New Year's aka Amateur Eve is probably the shittiest night to have to work in a bar. gently caress that. I'd rather be behind the wood making $$$ than out in the crowd spending it. I'll have my NYE with my staff later this month.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 23:06 |
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Benny the Snake posted:So Mr. Woods, would you please settle a disagreement? Irish cream instead of milk or cream makes it a Blond Russian.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 12:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:05 |
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nrr posted:Needs a touch of grenadine. I would just quit my job bartending at that point because it is impossible to top that story.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 13:47 |