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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Ha whose next tweet is going to be an apology?

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer



This was from last week, after Fellaini's goal, he pumped his fist with his thumb inside his forefingers. Does anyone over the age of 8 make a fist like that?

Took this with my iPhone, so the quality isn't great.

e: might be my network, but the image isn't showing up for me, so here's the link:

http://i.imgur.com/Gy3U3

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Sep 28, 2012

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

What that mugshot is for is even more interesting.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer



Ok now make lightning come out of his hands

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, Snoop should really pick a team and stick with them.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

T. Mascis posted:

Without question. The matchday talent are dogshit and the news crew on the Fox Soccer Report are even worse. They just replaced the whole crew and it seems the only thing they wanted in the new people were loving annoying accents. There's a Dutch guy in a bow tie who is clearly severely developmentally disabled and his 'insights' are comical.

The crew for Goals on Sunday isn't the worst I've ever seen. Fox Soccer Report is an abomination. It looks like a local high school's closed-circuit morning announcements or something.

I like Warren Barton, I think he's fine. Eric Wynalda can fly off the handle a bit every once in a while, maybe take a bad joke too far. That said, I like Wynalda, I dunno, he's sorta got some character. Brian McBride has good insights, but he seems to have trouble phrasing things properly and stumbles over his words frequently. Plus his too-close-together eyes remind me of my middle school gym teacher. Then there's some other British guy who is just rando as hell.

Keep in mind my opinions are not informed by Sky Sports analysts or whatever, I don't get to see a lot of that in the States. People say everyone is poo poo except Gary Neville from what I can gather, and he's pretty legit in the booth.

edit:

Some awkward content:

http://msn.foxsports.com/video?videoid=2640f145-291f-4a8b-98d8-263ea51314b4&src=v5:share:sharepermalink:uuids&from=sharepermalink

I love how the NFL guys seem to have no clue what the hell is going on

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Dec 3, 2012

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Remember Remember the First of December

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Grainbarn posted:

Where is Suarez on the List?




I feel like players would get more calls if they didn't do the whole knee-bend thing as they fall to the ground.

Rooney does it quite a bit and it looks ridiculous:



e: another for posterity

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Dec 3, 2012

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

He just needs some lightning bolts on his head, The Flash style

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Ninpo posted:

Some football facts I found amusing:

4. The Liberia team escaped imprisonment by holding Gambia to a goalless draw in 1980. The Liberian Head of State, Master Sergeant Samuel Doe, had threatened to jail them it they lost.



This lead to reading the Wikipedia entry on Liberia and by extension Samuel Doe. I was aware of Charles Taylor and all that, but :drat:

rear end cobra posted:

Surely this is a more accurate Özil?




I dunno, something about those shifty eyes made me immediately know it was him

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


This is like that Civil War soldier that looked exactly like Nicolas Cage that started making the rounds a while back

e: something clever about QPR getting relegated

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Popehoist posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6sKoL0qSOQ

35 years of football games. Pretty mental, if a tad too long.

This video is missing Nintendo World Cup Soccer. That game was so awesome. That and Tecmo Super Bowl probably made up 90% of my NES gaming

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I don't see Michu in any of these, I'd figure he'd be pretty prominent

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
That's so awesome. God I love Berbatov

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Ninpo posted:

Berbs did a drawing



:drat:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fulham/158212/football-art-dimitar-berbatov-draws-celebrity-caricatures-on-the-side-photos.html

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Do this in Parmos tonight, please

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This is awesome.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This reminds me of QWOP

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

blue footed boobie posted:

https://twitter.com/jamosfoundation/status/319102300251631617

David James tweeted that he's signing for Icelandic club IBV as player-coach. IBV is apparently located on an island off of Iceland with 4,000 inhabitants. They play here:



This is gorgeous

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The last 15 seconds are pretty hilarious

e: minus the last 5 seconds

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Amazing, they look like toys, or model train figurines

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


So long, Neuchatel

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, throw Ryan Giggs' EPL goals in there too! After all, he's "the most decorated English player in history" or whatever the hell Gus Johnson said.

NBC coverage can't come soon enough.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Anyone know what's going on here?

http://youtu.be/fKk10uc7PUM

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

EvilHawk posted:

Jamie Carragher wrote an article for the Mail about perspective on the Suarez incident. You can read it yourself here, but I bring it up because Suarez is apparently trying to become ET. Or a penis.



It's an uncircumcised sweater (sweatshirt? Whatever.)

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

A long way from Robben choking him out last season. Huge fan of both players

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Byolante posted:

I am pretty confident most football leagues outside of bundesliga, la liga, serie a and the EPL would be able to make a highlight video like that. The A league is no better or worse than league 1 quality football.

When I think A-League, I think about Emile Heskey-cam. I feel like that's a pretty accurate summation of what they've got going on down under

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I am laughing out loud at this. What in the hell

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Dammit I came here to post that. What a madman. Love it.


e: I'll post this instead. The last part is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6Xe5gAKWw

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Are you implying that ball could have killed him?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This is pure gold

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
"After all the grief I've given Van Pursestrings, he's allowed a whack back.
I'll just have to take it on the chins."

e: the best part of the article posted above is a reference to a comment made on a Guardian article:

"Dortmund spent less on Piszczek, Gotze, Gundogan, Bender, Lewandowski, Subotic and Kuba than English teams have spent on Charlie Adam. Shocking."

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 24, 2013

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

T. Finninho posted:

I don't know who is wearing the more embarrassing outfit





Carragher's outfit owns

e: even more now that I've noticed those sandals are also way too small

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Would anyone mind posting that gif of fat Maradona juggling the ball then casually nutmegging some guy walking by? tia

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I thought JT was a lion

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Hoops posted:

City aren't the blues, United aren't the reds.

Yeah, those are both Cardiff

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Wow that really was a lovely looking sitcom, I mean god drat.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer



I lolled at these. I wonder what he would look like with short hair

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
He had to clean his room and make his bed first

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