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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Arsenal's pint sized 20yo target Bernard birthday celebration image:

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

struggeling

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Looks like the common knob muscle to me

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Tongue your monitor for the flavour of vapid

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Wilson sounds like the type to write checks with his mouth that his rear end can't cash, although technically writing them with his legs I guess, but the analogy still stands

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

JunkDeluxe posted:

My buddy sent me this:



Anyone know the context to it? :iiam:

Sometimes when footballers score a goal, they'll celebrate by pretending to knock out their teammates. Well, Bari's Francesco Caputo didn't pretend.

Just two minutes after Cesena took a 1-0 lead in the second half of their match against Bari on Sunday, Caputo equalized with this goal. And in his fit of joy he blasted the man who set him up, Emmanuel Rivas, right in the face with a wicked punch. Why? Who knows. But Rivas certainly wasn't expecting it. He thought he was going to get a nice hug and instead he got smacked in the eye.

If this is the start of a new trend in goal celebrations, they could finally become an interesting part of the game.

E: its actually an elbow so not sure if the above can be trusted

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

northward posted:

That is definitely not "loving incredible"

Did you even listen to the commentary??

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Is 'clutch closer' a thing in america? Never heard it. Should've gone with something about a babby's arm imo.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Cross post from the match day thread.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
For some reason they're erecting these on Qatar's boardwalk, the first of 14 such beaut's:



corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Carrier posted:

I like how those arsenal players are all together, in that picture, haha.

"drat good picture" - something you might hear me say, in reference to that picture, of arsenal players, sitting around, not doing much.

Same, unironically

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Mucha do about nothing

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Modus Trollens posted:

he got caught on CCTV and removed from the stands and got a banning order btw

e: twitter says two guys got arrested not just one

His blazebro no doubt.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Brutal

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I think they're saying Januzaj is the final solution.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

El Hefe posted:

Henry is still playing and scoring goals right in the upper 90 in the mls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKkrjgoCROM&t=53s

When 88 assists 14, you know whose really scoring.

That's right.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

I can't wait for January

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

jooky posted:

I like to think he's celebrating to spite Piers Morgan, then I can appreciate it

It's lovely whichever way you dice it

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
There's some poo poo campaign by Samsung that has an Earth 11, captained by Messi, taking on alien invaders in 'Winner Takes Earth'. So excited I must have this new mobile to commemorate some dumb crap thats too tiresome to type. Here if anyone cares:

http://www.mysteriouscircles.com/

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Taff posted:

Have they posted the Earth 11 yet, I tried looking but couldnt find it.

They've only posted Messi so far, but please keep checking back daily as each exciting new addition is unveiled!

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
American cheese = American mustard = American culture

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Columbianhair.jpg


corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

T. Finninho posted:

lol the second one is photoshopped

Thought he'd got more body through it than usual

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
In our next episode, watch as the beast has his perinium excoriated with wire wool while watching a VHS of his childhood pet being put to sleep.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
How bout this daguerreotype of the invincibles 'en?

Preston North End of 1889, original winners of the double

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

I can;t

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Eboracum posted:

He looks hilariously European but yeah being that attractive means he can wear whatever he wants.

gently caress that guy

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

That's amazing. Made up for a seriously poo poo game.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Really fat people are victims of circumstance and deserving of compensation.

I'm not seeing an escalator, are they meant to walk up there?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

vivisectvnv posted:

Brutal/heartwarming stuff from the Ukranian Premier League....file under John Terry Kicked In the Head Heroism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vmfGztDei4
http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/31/watch-dnipros-jaba-kankavas-life-saving-act-in-clash-with-dynamo-kiev-4683808/

That knee :stare:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I also enjoyed the commercial of today's footballing legends doing tricks, goals and assists in a rehash of the local park kick-about concept. really good.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007


I'm dying

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Xbox One posted:

Thank the based god I have a micropenis so I don't need to spend £220 on underwear with dick holes in 'em.

Small mercies

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Glad to see the #zlatancrew turned up in full force to defend him. I hope he gets run over.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Mabe like a sad face then?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

TheGoatFeeder posted:



britsabroad.jpeg

Thats a massive knob

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

chuggo is BACK posted:

Welcome back Aatrek

:thurman:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

KoldPT posted:

http://gfycat.com/GiantLegalKodiakbear

here's masturbation material for the next few weeks lads

USMNT > Portugal - Ronaldo

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I'm glad of it

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