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Meanwhile Abidal 'upset' with Barcelona following release: "I do not understand it. I've fought for them and I'm in great shape. I feel better than two years ago. They gave me no reason, other than it was a 'professional' decision,"
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Think he was trying to look like coolest dude Miguel  but ended up just looking like a tool
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Ninpo posted:Reminder this guy is on Murdoch's payroll. Yeah, I was going to say, how can you be that self-righteous when you're getting paid to speak on TV by a criminal yourself, especially when your whole argument hinges on ethics and morals? Hypocrites, the lot of them.
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Wasn't aware of that, that's even worse. It doesn't really hurt his argument (although I don't really care much for these debates about ethics in football since they're inevitably colored by people's club preferences) but jesus, get off your high horse you smug prick, good job in being more informed than an ex-footballer, they're all borderline retarded anyway.
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:What is he smug about, Mean Bean Machine? He's being smug and condescending about Chelsea fans liking Abramovich's effect on the club for "football reasons" and because they "can't see the big picture" of how Roman got his money, unlike his morally irreprehensible self who apparently abhors such practices even though he's employed by the same type of corrupt criminal himself OP.
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Blue Screen Error posted:Arranged to show his date of birth haha
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Breath Ray posted:Is he really old then? Not only is he old but as with most Nigerian players nobody knows their ages for sure as they lie about it when they get to Europe with the aid of the Nigerian FA and government, so the joke is that 9/11/17 might as well be his real birth date for all we know, google it. Or maybe the joke was just that he's old in which case it does not get my "haha" seal of approval as previously conceded.
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Jul 11, 2013 01:56
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tattoo artist slipped in a huge boner on di canio
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i wouldn't know, i just hang around the house in my underwear all day
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Jul 16, 2013 05:51
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I'm glad they're having a good time and taking funny pictures for their fans before their inevitably disappointing and trophyless season begins and their fans turn on them for not pulling their weight, until next season's Asia/USA tour helps fans forget their crap season thanks to some Wenger and Podolski in funny clothing pics. Snake eating its own tail and all that.
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T. Finninho posted:That's Cool As Hell He was probably a big time Nazi, mate. Here's Sporting's oldest living member (nš5), Maria de Lourdes Borges de Castro, who's been with Sporting for 90 years and was honored this year in the stadium by the president:   Definately not a nazi. Mean Bean Machine fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jul 25, 2013 |
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Jul 25, 2013 18:39
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She's crying because she thought Liverpool was the one with Ronaldo.
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Bale is dressing like Ronaldo to get the Big Man's attention, maybe he hopes that once he joins Real Ronaldo will take him under his wing like a big brother and they'll be hitting all the beaches with their short shorts but in truth Ronaldo will hate him from the first minute and he'll tell everyone to make monkey noises whenever Bale's around and he'll invite him to weightlifting contests with bros like Sergio Ramos and Casillas watching, real alpha males, and they'll be laughing since Bale prob doesn't even lift until the boy's nothing but a useless husk of a chimp and goes back to whatever poo poo club he came from while Big Cristiano "Ronnie" Ronaldo bangs his missus and plays with his kid lmao
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Charlotte Hornets posted:
Now we know why Ashley Young is so good at diving, having a whale in the house probably helps hahaha #alphamale #nofattiesallowed #doessheevenlift
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JP Money posted:Despite the US qualifying easily at the top of the group it doesn't actually count you see because we don't play Spain, Argentina, Brazil and Germany in our group. Someone should just tell the US that it needs to move its landmass to Europe so we can be better at soccer. Maybe then we'd even have players in the British Premiere League of Barclays London UK League some day. I don't really follow soccer but from what I hear the US is pretty bad at it right? Has this changed recently?
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Wow, Torres looks old. Definately not the young vibrant player that once shone in the BPL. He's now a husk of his former self. What is he, like 27 or 28? Someone take him behind the shed and put him out of his misery. Sad. Ronaldo is triste.
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CisSTAR 19 posted:http://instagram.com/p/f8Q1KNxtix When Messi is the guy with the biggest arms maybe it's time to put on a shirt.
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I'm laughing, what a funny guy. Great impersonations! That's exactly how Ronaldo plays, like a commander, strutting around the field...Haha, oh man, I'm cracking up just thinking of Mr. Blatter imitating him. He also got Messi spot on, I never could quite put my finger on it but he found the perfect way to describe Messi's style: like a dancer. Whenever he's on the field, doesn't matter if he has the ball or not, there's some grace and fluidity to it akin to...I don't know much about dancing, but maybe Ballet? Yes, Ballet! That's what it is! Wonderful, just wonderful. Wish I could've been there to listen and absorb Mr. Blatter's amazing stories and phenomenal impressions, but that's the beauty of the internet I guess. Hahaha, oh what a treat, this has certainly made my day.
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El Hefe posted:You mad? Do I sound mad? I actually think people (Real Madrid, Ronaldo, the media) are making a big fuss over a completely inoffensive comment from a moron, who has previously said gay people shouldn't act gay if they want to watch a world cup in Qatar in safety. The only thing I found funny about this whole business is that the highest representative of football worldwide can only come up with the most cliched platitudes like "Messi plays like he's dancing" when asked to describe two players. Oh, and that people actually went to listen to him in person when they could've taken the time to do something more productive like watching paint dry.
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dox posted:
Actually Ronaldo has been playing "in Europe" all his life and scored 2 goals in his league debut when he was only 17, while Neymar was only deemed good enough to move to Europe when he was 21. He also has a much better body than Neymar, who's skinny, emaciated and has no muscles. Maybe you weren't aware but we don't enjoy the presence of trolls around here, so if you would kindly fly away. Thank You.
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belgend posted:So this won https://www.facebook.com/sporza I voted for that banner because of your previous post btw, glad it won. that's art.
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Paddyb posted:^ Cup tied? gross. just gross.
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I think he's covering his penis OP.
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I like the direction this thread's taking.
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Here's Vitor Pereira, former Porto coach and now at Al Ahli, going a bit crazy at a press conference after a club official tries to prevent him from talking about a specific player: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZWjdbLnE_Y
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A woman gamer that's into sports?! Now I've seen it all.
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Thirteenth Step posted:
He looks like he might have a bit of a case of down's? Probably the best decision he will make in his illness-afflicted life, Chelsea are definitely a top team and will walk with the league. I hope I see Brett by my side when we celebrate the league win.
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Look at this oval office laughing at his teammate getting brutally assaulted and maybe having a concussion. Probably thinks he'll have the spotlight back on him if Ronaldo, who's ten times the player he'll ever be, is forced to end his career because of major head trauma. Awful player and even worse human being, can't wait for him to be sold to some poo poo club like Betis or Barca.
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It was a pretty light shove and the Atletico player just happened to land really awkwardly, it's a contact sport. Also, when you're built like a truck sometimes it's hard to control your own strength, not Ronaldo's fault that his touch causes mere mortals to do backflips in the air and land on their heads. Do you even lift?
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It's the only way to rationalize a draw at home with Frankfurt after being up 2-0, poor guy is broken, probably thinks he's in the CL or something.
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Bubble-T posted:Most of the comments I've seen have been this but about Carragher. I can't believe people are saying this about Carragher and Mcmanaman...when Paulo loving Ferreira is in the photo. Look at him, he's right there next to Figo. Was he Figo's driver to the event? I can just imagine Ronaldo and Zidane looking around wondering why the handsome waiter is posing for the pic.
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Popehoist posted:AVB's first training session at Zenit He's going to fail so hard in Russia and Porto won't take him back because he just stole their GK coach without a word beforehand and the president is all salty about it lmao.
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multilingual lmao i hate those infographics
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Thirteenth Step posted:Some good ones on the antique football twitter recently. These are great, thanks.
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