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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZZ__qZnxg


Paolo Di Canio keeper rant.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

The Mash posted:

Like winning the Euros in 1992. Oh wait no, that was us, sorry.

Speaking of Brazil and World Cup 1998.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlbc0ubyeVw

What a match and we were so close. Marc Rieper hitting the crossbar..

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012




Pretty beta imo

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Christian "El Hobbit" Bermúdez 1.60 m (5 ft 3 in). He's almost 10cm shorter than Messi.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Never good when Barton is proud of you

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Awesome mascot.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

http://www.marca.com/blogs/zapping/2012/12/18/el-villancico-mas-merengue-y-friki.html

Uhm.. ok I guess?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Redundant posted:

It's not even like there aren't things that could be done to make diving less worth the risk. For a start I'd make diving a red card offence in the same way a professional foul is a red card. One is cheating to stop a goal scoring opportunity the other is cheating to manufacture one so they seem like comparable offences in my eyes, diving is probably worse since sometimes a professional foul is a legitimate attempt to play the ball, a dive is always intentional cheating. Introduce retroactive punishments in case you did sneak by the ref at the time. Same deal, you get a 1 game ban, repeat offenders get 2 and so on.

What about the situations where a player legitimately loses his balance and falls over or the ref didn't spot the sneaky pull or whatever. All this accomplishes is making every defender try to get an opponent sent off. Professional athletes are the most competitive people in the world, that's why they are playing at the level they are and their clubs pay them to win.

Hegay fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jan 5, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

First Jovetic, now David Luiz? Guess that's it for my "Puyol Hair XI".

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Arbeloa tweets/instagrams the most random stuff

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

No, the guy tried to attack Esteban from behind and Esteban got pretty pissed

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sp...ch-invader.html

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

The match stopped after the incident and they replayed it a few days later with Estebans red being rescinded because "The keeper was attacked unexpectedly and therefore the prosecutor judged that his mood caused his response against his attacker."

Mind you Esteban Alvarado is hardly a saint.

Hegay fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 20, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Sin Dios posted:

He's a prime example of goalkeepers that are insane, but that's why he owns. He was accused of attempted murder back home and had to flee and miss out on the last Copa America because of it, so he's possibly actually violent in real life, he's definitely nuts but he's also a good rear end keeper, I'd want him on my team rather than a pussy like De Gea.

Also something about him hitting the missus a few times IIRC

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Özil music career is cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM7FtvbK2mA

Özil in the year 2050 owns pretty hard as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVsxBrO-NmI

Hegay fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jan 21, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Gaston Sessa got a red card a few months ago after he got angry at a time-wasting ball boy. Seems relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXWeqSPC4yk

Another Gaston Sessa classic, this time kicking Palacio in the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suVzCN_uc4

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Varane vs Barcelona


Good old Roberto Carlos visiting Valdebebas

Hegay fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jan 31, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Serbia U17 v Moldova U17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRyaWbLM1zc

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

sircozzie posted:

The one near the Emirates is for Santos

Nah, it's for Arshavin (stupid huge picture)



vvv It's only like 500kb, I'm sure it's stretching your connection to the limit.

Hegay fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Feb 28, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



Some cool old dudes still hanging out together

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwGJxx0ISM

Guy manages to hit the woodwork 4 times with 1 shot. drat that's unlucky.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0vY8tXj5kg

That first touch at around 0:11 what the gently caress

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Don't think this was posted. Leonardo being interviewed by SkyItalia by his girlfriend. About 45sec into the interview he asks her to marry him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIPRRTeoxM8

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Zuma :swoon:

JunkDeluxe, you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC-xNfzffU
Amazing interview with him and some of his best goals.

Hegay fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 23, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ninpo posted:

Since I am quoting other people's, mine was quite hilariously bad and good in equal measure



Show my predictions please Ninpo, pretty sure I had Tottenham in top 3 and Michu as signing of the season.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Fists Up posted:

His cousin gave him his Liver?

Was his cousin dieing or something? What does he use now?

Nah, you can remove a pretty big chunk of a healthy liver and it will grow back pretty fast.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

From the other side, some good goals for Man City v Utd
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/citytv/Features/2013/April/Golden-Goals-v-United

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Modus Trollens posted:

they hold the signs upside down (black) and then do a horizontal wave of flipping them the other way around

Lol no, the picture was fitted to the roof and being lifted by whatever mechanism they got up there

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXwClqXhq4A

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

belgend posted:

Auf den Spuren des verloren Henkelpotts which I think stands for "Looking for the lost trophy with the ears" so Looking for the CL trophy

Pretty much, der Henkelpott is the what the Germans call the ChL trophy. Would probably go for "On the road for the lost Henkelpott". Big ears would be großen Ohren

Hegay fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Apr 10, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Adulterous Hitler posted:

It says :

'on the cups track '

And I guess the dude is supposed to be Klopp

You forgot verloren?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012



This PSG redesign of their new logo is pretty sweet. Probably because it retains the colour scheme from their kits/old logo.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

ayb posted:

I want to see a Spain one with just spanish players given Ronaldo/Messi/Falcao wouldn't be on there. I bet the German table would be exactly the same

Pretty safe bet that Athletic Bilbao will top that one. Probably with Barcelona, Valencia and Sevilla in top 4 as well.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

lmao at this goalkeeper from the top swedish division, that takes some balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrjBmnaSQvk

Hegay fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Apr 22, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Suqit posted:

No kidding, and the dude that gives the assist beats the defenders and makes the first pass with his left foot then crosses equally well with his right.

Phenomenal goal.

Gaitan with the assist and shows why some bigger clubs have their eyes on him

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Intelligibility posted:

e: I was just wondering, are there any Footballers that have actual good tattoos? re: That taste-deprived dude on the last page.

Daniel Agger

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Vegetable posted:

The pro team was waltzing through their defence like it was nothing. Gulf can't be that big...

Of course it is. We're talking about a bunch of people who has dedicated everything in their life towards becoming pro players.

A mate of mine started a new team with a bunch of former 2.div and former young elite players who couldn't cut it. They wanted to start out in a higher league like 4th tier but had to make due with starting in the 6th tier. They won their first match 42-0.

Edit: It was only 40-0. After that game a lot of opponent didn't bother turning up to face them figuring an automatic 0-3 loss would be less embarrassing. Here's the statistic from their league that year. They still won the league with a +102 GD

http://www.dbusjaelland.dk/turneringer_og_resultater/resultatsoegning/position.aspx?poolid=126861

Hegay fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 27, 2013

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vickser posted:

Outside of that Steaua Bucharest guy from the late 80s, Guardiola, and maybe Miguel Muñoz, who compares favorably to this?

Mourinho is at 75%win for Madrid

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Just stumbled upon this on youtube, it's crazy how good Torres used to be compared to now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul44Y5tOa_U

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Machinegunboyo posted:

im not even a liverpool fan and i found that real emotional. its the combination of a boy with golden flowing locks with all the promise in the world who is being undermined by the impending sense of doom introduced by the 65daysofstatic soundtrack that really does it for me

An early warning sign of things to come? In my opinion, yes. Chelsea should have known.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


lmao

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