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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

:stare:

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Aug 6, 2004

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

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pissy smelliott posted:

No it sucks

ice is fun for a bit until you slip and break your wrist or something

Or remove exactly all the skin from your thigh.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3k-kdQfNVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXacTmGPQQ

Cantona :allears:

Lol at how young and chubby Scholesy is.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

This is an incredible photograph.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

T Fowl posted:

I like the guy loving napping at the match, and the woman with her tig ol' bitties flapping wildly.

He isn't napping, he's not watching the penalty out of superstition.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin posted:

You sure? He looks pretty surprised for a second there.

I had a quick nap at the last game I went to, too.

You'd be surprised if RvP was taking a penalty against your team and everyone around you started cheering.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Sep 4, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

El Jebus posted:

I might be late to the party, but why does everyone seem to think he is a oval office? At least, why does everyone seem to think he is a bigger oval office than some of the other big cunts in the league?

Did you miss him going AWOL to play golf in Argentina last season?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

pissy smelliott posted:

Alright lads this is a long shot. I've searched but I can't for the life of me find a video of Mark Lawrenson detailing Michael Owen's career on MOTD2 last season when Owen was a guest, and making numerous jokes to his face about how he never plays any more and how he moved to Newcastle for the money. I can't even find a reference to it anywhere and I'm starting to worry that it may have been a blissful dream...

Help me TRP...

If it's any help it aired November 27th 2011.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Redundant posted:

I think he's just rocking mid laugh at the fact that the other Fellaini is pulling the most terrifying facial expression ever. I'm actually a little bit worried about the guy he has in a headlocks safety now.

Yeah it's no way to treat Iniesta imo.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Polidoro posted:

I'm not an expert, but I think Stoke play a "park the bus and kick it up for the big lad up front" style of football, rain makes it difficult to play for teams that play pass-and-move or at least try to keep the ball on the ground. The small size of Stoke's pitch didn't help to the pass-and-move thing either.

Therefore, playing at Stoke is difficult when it rains.

This expression is dated because pitch size has been regulated by the FA so all fields are the same size, also rain doesn't ruin pitches like it used to and finally Charlie Adam and Owen turned Stoke into Stokelona.

You forgot the part about kicking lumps out of the fancy dan opponents via the use of good old English tackling.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TraderStav posted:

Horrible replacement for Sprite.

Which is in turn a horrible replacement for 7up, Sierra Mist is quite terrible.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

belgend posted:

This YT channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/junior481?feature=watch has a lot of complete matches what all own.

This owns, you own for sharing it.

45 minute George Best video :allears:

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 6, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Weaponized Cum posted:

Did you have to quote all of the loving videos? Jesus Christ.

Oops sorry, I don't have embedding on so youtubes are just links. Will edit.

e: content



From here.

That would be the same Meppen-Walter who is accused of death by dangerous driving.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Sep 6, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Kit still bugs the poo poo out of me.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Gary Lineker was not this blatant when he poo poo himself.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I said he was brilliant in some thread ages ago and got shot down for it. On his day he was a fantastic player.

e: with players like him and Rosler htf did you get relegated

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

artshavin posted:

Jenkinson's face HAHAHA. What a cleft.

Looks like Jimmy Carr.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

please respond posted:

Yeah they don't seem to have the same level of access they usually get when they do 24/7. It's bland and "on message" bit of a shame cause that production company usually makes such good stuff.

So lots of hype followed by a disappointing end product? Sounds like a Liverpool documentary to me.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Abu Dave posted:

I am going ot check that out. Hope it's good.

Also this made me laugh alot.



He is awesome, I'll be subscribing to BT's premier league service if he jumps ship.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I like Ian Wright. After "making it" in football he had a car accident and almost ran away from the scene, forgetting briefly that his car was fully road legal and he had insurance now, something that wasn't always the case when he was younger.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I forget his exact age but he was already well into his playing career before he was picked up by Crystal Palace.

e: he was 22.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hoops posted:

If only the logos were in white.....:sigh:

The Liverpool kits are literally, enviously and annoyingly good what the loving hell is wrong with you?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hoops posted:

It's not for me I'm afraid.

Yer a mong.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

crappledan posted:

he looks loving evil in this

Well that's referees for you.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Abu Dave posted:

That's really him?

Verified twitter account.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Red all day long.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

T. Mascis posted:

Can't wait for Brendan's new song to catch on, gonna be amazing hearing the Kop belt it out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAKvp2NYb4

Proper lol'd in the office at this, he shits on that Arsenal child.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

luvd posted:

FYI, the good stuff begins at 2.00.

There's a time in the url...

e: I don't have embedding on, is it ignoring the jump?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Perhaps a pic of you holding a WWE Championship belt would help determine the likeness.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Rod Hull was legendary long before that mate

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

the sex ghost posted:

Rod Hull died trying to get an mishit Emile Heskey ball off his roof, this is canon

hahahahahahahaha holy loving shitchrist

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
That last one is on a match day.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

The last one gets a pass from because he went the whole hog and got a helmet and poo poo.

That's a flat cap.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

luvd posted:

Hahhaah so so good. Is the whole thing anywhere yet? It's an hour and a half, right?

loving love me some Jose.

"mario pls" lol

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

If that's not ripe for overlaying a Jimmy Saville head I don't know what is.

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Looks like someone has their head between Carroll's legs

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